Chapter seven hundred and fourteen: immature little idea month
Poisoning is naturally a technical job.
It’s not just about getting down to the right place, it’s also about getting down to the right time.
The two of them got down from the table and walked cautiously in the direction of the giantess, patiently looking for opportunities to poison her.
They didn't dare to follow too closely. After all, the giantess had three heads and six eyes, and they couldn't say that there were no blind spots in all directions. However, if they were not careful, they might be discovered by the giantess.
I saw Song Xingxue sticking half of his head out in a sneaky way, leaning against the wall to take a look.
The giantess was still looking around for traces of the two of them. While searching, she muttered: "No, someone has obviously come in. Where is he?"
After searching for a while, I couldn't find any trace, and I couldn't help but feel distressed.
But she still didn't give up. When she saw a pile of clothes placed aside, her heart moved and she immediately turned around.
"Boom! Boom!"
Suddenly, those huge feet stepped on the ground, and as they walked, they saw a strong wind blowing around.
Song Xingxue quickly retracted his head.
He covered his eyes with his hands and cursed: "Damn it, it's been a long time since this bitch washed her feet. This smell is so spicy to the eyes!!"
Ding Xiaoyi stood aside and pinched his nose: "That's terrible! I think this bitch is a cancer! Are you sure your thing will be effective on her?"
"Of course! The more poisonous she is, the better. After all, my Beisuyou Powder is produced in the gap between yin and yang. The more poisonous she is, the better the effect will be."
Song Xingxue patted his chest and promised.
While the two of them were talking, the giantess rummaged through her pile of clothes for a long time, messy things flying everywhere.
Such as greasy underwear, blackened underwear, moldy socks, etc., each one was picked up by the giantess and shook violently.
After confirming which guys had snuck in and ignored their own underwear, which was a perfect hiding place, they immediately started to curse in anger.
"Asshole, come out quickly little mouse, don't hide, come out quickly!!"
"Rumble..."
All of a sudden, tables and chairs were flying around, and the ground was shaking.
Perhaps after a while of hard work, the giantess was a little tired and walked into the kitchen cursing.
Upon seeing this, the two people's eyes lit up: "The opportunity has come!"
He immediately took small steps and followed the giantess to the kitchen.
In the kitchen, the giantess stepped towards the kitchen and came to the huge water tank.
"Asshole, don't let me find you, or you will suffer a lot!"
She screamed angrily, opened the lid of the tank, and took out a bowl of water from the tank.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue looked at each other, and Ding Xiaoyi took a quick step and jumped past the side of the female giant like lightning.
"who!"
The female giant was startled, and immediately turned around. Although the black shadow just flashed quickly, she still caught the clues.
Six huge eyeballs couldn't help but focus on the pair of objects in the corner.
"Hey, baby, I found you!"
As he spoke, he put down the bowl in his hand and turned towards the corner.
The moment she turned around, Song Xingxue had quietly climbed onto the stove, carefully hunched over, and looked at the bowl of water not far away.
His eyes suddenly narrowed into a slit, and he looked back at the back of the giantess.
He saw her with her back to him, desperately searching for traces of Ding Xiaoyi in the corner.
All of a sudden, all kinds of debris were seen flying around.
"Where are you? Baby, come out quickly, I will love you very much!!"
A scream of excitement came from the woman's mouth.
Just by listening to the voice, you can feel the abnormal excitement in her heart, as if she were kneading a piece of white paper into a ball and then tearing it into pieces.
After listening to Song Xingxue, his whole body was filled with chills, and he thought to himself: "Fortunately, luckily I am responsible for poisoning!"
Thinking of this, he whispered to himself: "Brother, you have to hold on. If you are caught accidentally, just follow her, hehehehehe..."
At the end of the sentence, he couldn't help but reveal a wicked smile.
Immediately, he walked quietly to the big bowl filled with water and took out the bottle in his hand.
I saw a strange fragrance quietly overflowing from the bottle.
"Hey Hey……"
Thinking of the hesitation that came to mind when the giantess grabbed Ding Xiaoyi with one hand and drank all the water in the bowl, Song Xingxue suddenly felt an indescribable sense of accomplishment.
With a casual throw, he threw the bottle in his hand directly into the bowl. Anyway, this small bottle was just an inconspicuous glass shard for the giantess's big mouth.
However, just when he had finished everything and was about to run away, a strong sense of uneasiness suddenly came over behind him, making his whole body freeze.
He stiffened his neck and quietly turned his head, only to see that the giantess had turned her back to him.
Seeing this, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, but at this moment, the giantess' hand slowly stretched out and gently lifted the long hair on the back of her head.
Suddenly, a ferocious big green face appeared in front of him, with a pair of gray-white eyeballs staring directly at him, and an extremely excited smile appeared on his face: "I caught you!!"
"Hiss!!! Damn it!"
As soon as he took a breath of cold air, Song Xingxue felt that most of the blood in his body had gone cold.
He screamed and ran away.
But although he moved quickly, he couldn't hold back the giantess. He was already prepared. He spread out his six arms and grabbed her with his big hands, like a dragnet.
"escape!"
Seeing that something was wrong, Song Xingxue hurriedly pinched the seal with his hands, and his figure turned into a stream of light and was about to fly out from the gap between his fingers.
However, as soon as he flew out of the gap, when he looked up, he was shocked to see the giantess with a huge mouth blowing out a blast of air towards him.
Instantly, the fishy smell hit my face.
Song Xingxue only smelled a few drops, and immediately his whole body started to spin, and he opened his mouth and vomited.
I screamed in my heart, this smell is worse than sewer.
Before he could recover, he was grabbed by a big greasy hand.
"Hahaha, among the people who poisoned me, you were the fastest, but no one told you that I grew up taking poison??"
The giantess laughed loudly and caught the little mouse that slipped in. Her mood suddenly became better. She picked up the bowl of water on the stove and drank it in one gulp. After drinking, she didn't forget to smash her mouth:
“It tastes quite delicious.”
As he spoke, he wiped the water stains from the corner of his mouth with his big hand, then grabbed Song Xingxue and left the kitchen.
Only after the giantess left did Ding Xiaoyi's figure gradually emerge from the shadows.
It turned out that as soon as he rushed into that corner, he immediately chose to become invisible, quickly escaped from there, and hid in an inconspicuous place and waited.
I never thought that the giantess actually had three heads and four faces.
This was really beyond my expectation.
Seeing Song Xingxue being taken away, and thinking of his embarrassed appearance just now, he couldn't help but gloat and thought: "Old Song, I didn't harm you. I hope your poison is as you said and will take effect as soon as possible."
good!"
But will it really work?
Thinking of the way the giantess had just known that Song Xingxue had drugged the water and drank it all in one gulp without restraint, Ding Xiaoyi seriously doubted whether she was poisoned?
It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others.
Instead of pinning your hopes on the unreliable poison of Songxingxue, it is better to find a way on your own.
But even though he had the invisibility skill, he didn't dare to get too close to the female giant.
This bitch is such a thief, who knows if she has other trump cards. If she is caught again, it will really be a disaster.
After much deliberation, Ding Xiaoyi felt that it would be easiest to start with poisoning.
But what do you have?
He began to rummage around in Meatball's belly, and he couldn't help but regret. If he had known this day, he should not have let the old Taoist priest throw the poisonous incense burner into the weak water.
"Hey, you won't regret it until the poison is used!"
He turned around and couldn't find anything poisonous, but he found a lot of random things.
"Hey! Wait, this thing..."
At this time, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly took out a bag of tea leaves from Rouqiu's mouth.
This tea is called Bingbiluo. When I was in the valley with Pangpang last time and met the cuckold couple, I thought it tasted pretty good, so I simply asked for more. (from Chapter 649)
Although Pangpang said that this tea is the best aphrodisiac in the world, he has a special trait and has no effect at all after drinking it.
But if a woman drinks too much, she will become cold all over her body and find it difficult to move.
After he got it back, he was worried that Datou, Mr. Chen and the others would drink it by mistake, so they kept it hidden in Meatball's belly. As time went by, he almost forgot about it.
Thinking of this, his heart suddenly moved, and he looked at the empty bowl not far away.