Chapter 716: I don't have a friend like you (two chapters in one, ask for a monthly ticket)
"I drink??"
Song Xingxue was startled, and his expression turned strange.
"Do you really think we are stupid? You said drinking tea to detoxify, but here is an extra bowl of tea... hum."
A sneer appeared on the eldest sister's face, and her wise eyes seemed to have already understood all the truth.
When Song Xingxue saw this, his heart was beating wildly, and it felt like his heart was about to jump into his throat.
Even Ding Xiaoyi, who was following invisibly, couldn't help but look nervous after hearing this.
I thought that with this carefree personality of this giantess, she wouldn't care about these minor details at all, but I didn't expect that she was awake and nothing could go unnoticed.
"Sister, his heartbeat has accelerated!!" The third sister pricked up her ears and heard Song Xingxue's accelerated heartbeat, and couldn't help but laugh and praise, "Sister is still awesome."
The eldest sister was proud of being praised by her third sister.
I just heard her say calmly: "Although I don't know where this tea came from, there must be something fishy in it. You drink it first and I'll take a look!"
In an instant, Song Xingxue felt like scolding: "Ding Xiaoyi, you are just a pig teammate!"
Just when he was staring at the huge ceramic bowl in front of him that was as big as a swimming pool with an ugly expression.
But suddenly I heard Ding Xiaoyi's voice: "I'll drink!"
Hearing the sound, Ding Xiaoyi's figure quietly walked out of the shadows.
"Huh? There's another one??"
The eldest sister's eyes flashed, and she reached out her hand and grabbed Ding Xiaoyi in her hand without any politeness.
"Hehe, let me tell you, two must have come in."
The elder sister opposite looked proud, and Ding Xiaoyi said frankly:
"Senior, we are disciples of the Thieves. We came here just to complete the master's trial. There is no malicious intention. This tea is originally an antidote. We have no intention of harming senior. If you don't believe me, come and take a few sips and you will know.
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As the saying goes, if you can't let go of your children, you can't catch the wolf.
At this point, I could only give it a try.
If this is the case, if they still don't believe it, they will have no choice but to run away with Song Xingxue.
"You're quite honest. I like it. Every time the robbers come, they always do it in a sneaky way, like you do. It saves trouble."
After the eldest sister finished speaking, she looked back at Song Xingxue: "Look at me, how honest I am, look at you! Hypocritical!"
Song Xingxue's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he cursed in his heart: "Bullshit, is he honest? This guy is bad to the core."
Ding Xiaoyi didn't play tricks, climbed to the tea bowl and started drinking.
Swallow it into your mouth gurglingly.
Immediately, I felt refreshed and cool all over my body, and even the odor I smelled dissipated a lot.
After taking a few sips, he didn't forget to take out a cup and handed one to Song Xingxue: "You should try it too, it's quite delicious!"
Seeing the tea handed over by Ding Xiaoyi, Song Xingxue looked at him suspiciously. After seeing the sincere look in Ding Xiaoyi's eyes, although he was doubtful, he still took it and took two sips.
Not to mention, the tea tasted better than he imagined.
After the entrance, my internal organs seemed to feel refreshed, and my originally depressed mood suddenly improved a lot.
Suddenly Song Xingxue felt even more strange.
It is said that this should be poison, but how can you drink it without any signs of poisoning?
Seeing both of them drink it, most of the eldest sister's doubts were instantly dispelled.
Nodding, he picked up the tea bowl and gave it to the second sister to drink.
It was comparable to a tea bowl in a swimming pool. The tea in it was enough to keep a person awake, but how much was it for the three sisters? Compared with the water they usually drank, it was just a drop in the bucket.
Although they have three heads, the three sisters can clearly feel the changes in their bodies due to the unique feeling brought by the influx of tea into their abdominal cavities.
"Comfortable!" The eldest sister took a deep breath, as if she had never felt so comfortable in a long time.
The third sister even grabbed the tea bowl, put it to her mouth and started licking it. She even licked all the tea leaves inside, put it in her mouth and tasted it slowly.
Even the second sister felt that her depressed mood had improved a lot.
"Anymore??"
The eldest sister, who had not tasted the tea, couldn't help asking Ding Xiaoyi for advice.
"this……"
Ding Xiaoyi said: "This tea is not cheap, can you give me your treasures to exchange for it?"
The eldest sister curled her lips and sneered: "You are all in my hands, how dare you bargain with me?"
"you!!!"
"Don't think that you are disciples of thieves. Do you really think that we can't kill you? We have killed many disciples of thieves over the years. Your master didn't tell you when he let you in. If you are caught by us, you will have the power of life and death."
, was it originally decided by us?”
When Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue heard this, they secretly cursed Jie Zhi for this thief.
Seeing the blank looks in their eyes, the eldest sister became even more proud: "If I'm to blame, I blame you for being stupid. With some understanding and cooperation, it's not like we can't be accommodating. Didn't you say that tea is expensive? How about this gem for you!"
The eldest sister casually picked off an ordinary gem from the corner of her skirt and threw it to Ding Xiaoyi.
"Can!!"
Looking at the gem in his hand that was full of impurities, he looked unwilling to accept it. He dared not speak out in anger, and finally took out a bag of tea that had been prepared from his arms and brought it to him.
"Can you please release my junior brother from the cage first?"
He threw the tea leaves into the bowl and spoke at the same time, hoping to release Song Xingxue.
"Huh!" The eldest sister snorted coldly and ignored it.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly looked pained and took out two more bags of tea and threw them into the bowl: "No more, I'll just give you these bags!"
Seeing the pain on his face, Song Xingxue in the cage silently gave a thumbs up, thinking: "This guy is really good at acting, I almost believe it!"
Little did he know that this physical pain was definitely not faked by him.
But it was a real pain in my body. I really only survived so much, and it was all ruined by these three sisters. I would lose it if I wanted to drink next time.
"Hahahaha, you are still interesting!"
The eldest sister unlocked the cage and let Song Xingxing out to school.
"Remember, you owe me this time." Ding Xiaoyi said to Song Xingxue.
"Uh...how about I treat you to dinner when I go out?"
"Haha, not surprising!"
While the two were talking, they saw that the three sisters had already poured hot water into the tea bowl. Strangely enough, although it was hot water, it turned into cold water in an instant when it fell into the tea bowl.
He even felt a little chilly.
When he saw this, he knew in his heart that it was most likely because he had put too much tea.
"You guys take a sip first!"
The eldest sister still let the two of them drink first as usual, but Ding Xiaoyi didn't care.
It's just that...Song Xingxuejiu...he couldn't help but worry about this guy in his heart, but he couldn't remind him verbally.
After the two drank two gulps, the eldest sister immediately changed her face: "Stop drinking, this is all ours!"
As he spoke, he held a big bowl and drank heavily.
After just two sips, the third sister snatched it away and swallowed it into her mouth. The last little bit was given to the second sister.
Ding Xiaoyi was thinking, while paying attention to Song Xingxue's movements, he saw that his face was already a little red, but other than that, there didn't seem to be much movement, and he felt somewhat relieved.
On the other side, they stared at the three sisters in front of them.
After drinking all the water in the tea bowl, the three sisters looked happy. The eldest sister glanced sideways at Ding Xiaoyi, with a sinister smile in her eyes.
He stretched out his hand fiercely and grabbed Ding Xiaoyi: "Little brother, I don't think you should leave. You should take this giant pill!"
Compared to the cunning and cunning Song Xingxue, the eldest sister in front of me prefers the honest and reliable Ding Xiaoyi.
Take the giant pill and put it into Ding Xiaoyi's mouth.
Looking at that big greasy hand, Ding Xiaoyi's face turned dark. Just when he was about to have an attack, a layer of frost suddenly appeared on the third sister's face.
"Sister~I...I'm cold..."
The third sister screamed and shivered uncontrollably. A mouthful of frost spat out from her mouth, and half of her body suddenly became stiff.
"Third sister!!"
Seeing this, the eldest sister's pupils tightened, and a bad premonition flashed through her mind: "Poisonous!"
The next second she turned back to look at Ding Xiaoyi, but the moment she turned her head, she saw a pair of fierce and cold lights in her eyes.
"Jinyao!"
When Ding Xiaoyi raised his hand, he saw a bright light all over his body. His body seemed to be coated with a layer of gold, reflecting the strong light.
This is the rule of light that is integrated into the power of the five elements. After the two are combined, under the strong light, the palm of the female giant immediately seemed to be torn apart by countless red-hot sharp knives.
The three women screamed in pain and couldn't help but let go of their hands.
The eldest sister felt a burning pain in her eyes for a moment, and she covered her eyes in extreme pain.
"Do it!"
Ding Xiaoyi had been waiting for this moment for a long time. After the words fell, his figure jumped up, awakening the power of stealing and retrieving objects from the air. He reached out and grabbed the small black box hanging around the elder sister's neck.
At the same time, Song Xingxue will naturally not miss the opportunity.
The figure turned into a wisp of black shadow and flashed around the second sister's neck. He easily took off the small black box from her neck and kicked the depressed second sister on the nose.
This period of time had made him extremely depressed. At this moment, he shouted out all the depression in his heart: "Stop talking nonsense about envying fish for having only seven seconds of memory. Fish's brains are better than yours, and they have long memories!!"
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At this time, Ding Xiaoyi grabbed his arm and said: "Stop talking nonsense, you got the stuff, hurry up and leave!"
As he said that, he pulled him and ran out the door.
"Don't even think about leaving!"
The eldest sister's eyes were black and swollen. She forced herself to open her eyes, but everything she saw was a blur.
But this is her home, and the tables, chairs and benches here are all so familiar that they seem to be engraved in her bones.
Here, the eldest sister's heart at this moment has long been like that of most otakus, achieving a state of being coded in the film but uncoded in her heart.
Seeing the direction of the blurry shadows of Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue, I knew they could immediately determine their movements.
He immediately grabbed the pots and pans at hand and threw them at the two of them.
I noticed the sound of breaking wind coming from behind me, and without raising my head, I could feel the mountain-like cauldron above my head crashing down.
"Holy shit! So accurate??" He cursed in his heart, grabbed Song Xingxue with one hand, and hid it to the side.
Suddenly there was a sound of "Boom!", and the huge iron pot suddenly hit the ground, causing the rubble to shatter and the mud and tiles to fly everywhere.
"Don't even think about running away!!"
The sound of huge footsteps came from behind, and the eldest sister was seen controlling her giant body to swoop up like a tank.
Perhaps it was because the other two heads were in poor condition that the eldest sister looked particularly clumsy when controlling her body, knocking all the tables, chairs and benches in front of her away.
From time to time, tables, chairs and benches were thrown in front, completely blocking the direction of the door.
"You can't run away!!"
The eldest sister screamed heartbreakingly.
Ding Xiaoyi's face darkened, and he suddenly felt more troubled.
At this moment, he suddenly felt something stiffen his body and lifted his hips sharply.
Looking back with a strange look on his face, he saw Song Xingxue lying on his back with a red face.
Her cheeks were as red as two ripe apples, from her face to her neck, even her earlobes were like red-hot iron, and her whole body exuded a hot breath.
Song Xingxue stared at him with blazing eyes: "Xiao Yi... sometimes, I think you are not as annoying as I thought, and you are even... a little bit cute!"
"Eh!!! Get out of here you damn faggot!" Hearing such disgusting words, Ding Xiaoyi felt his scalp was numb, he raised his leg and kicked Song Xingxue to the ground.
However, after Song Xingxue rolled on the ground, he stood up straight. His eyes were bloodshot, and the muscles on his body gradually swelled, making his whole body feel stiff.
"No wonder Fatty wants to run away!"
When Ding Xiaoyi saw this guy looking like a tiger and a wolf, he suddenly panicked.
Seeing Song Xingxue rushing toward him, he turned around and ran away.
"Xiao Yi! Don't run, we are not enemies, we are friends!!" Song Xingxue chased after him.
He looked back and saw that this guy's eyes were glowing green, and he looked like he was drooling when he threw it.
Seeing this, he curled his lips: "Friend? Who the hell is your friend? I don't have friends like you, get out!!"
At this time, the table above the head was suddenly opened, and the eldest sister was seen squinting her eyes, looking down at the two of them, raising her hands with a ferocious expression: "Don't even think about running away!"
He said and grabbed it with a slap.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly used the Douling Step, circled his body, and slipped out between his huge fingers.
Perhaps due to the effect of the medicine, Song Xingxue's senses and reactions were greatly improved. His figure suddenly turned into a black smoke to avoid the elder sister's giant hand long before the giant palm fell.
At the same time, he ran straight in his direction at an extremely fast speed.
"I'm catching up with you, hehehehehe..."
Hearing Song Xingxue's excited roar, Ding Xiaoyi's head suddenly got big. At this time, his eyes suddenly noticed a box scattered on the ground just in front of him.
The box was smashed half-open, and upon closer inspection, it was the box of Giant Pill.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi's heart moved, and he turned back to look at Song Xingxue, who was chasing him more and more closely. He couldn't help but glance at the three sisters, whose faces were greasy.
A tangled look suddenly flashed across his eyes, and he murmured to himself: "Old Song, it's not that brothers are unjust, it's really your idea that brothers can't bear. I have a wife, so I think you should not
You will blame me!"
Thinking of this, he decisively stretched out his hand to grab it, used the stealing technique to retrieve the object from the air, and took the pill in the box in his hand.
It just so happened that at this time, Scholar Songxing had already rushed forward. Ding Xiaoyi didn't even have time to think about it, so he put the [Giant Pill] in his hand into his mouth.
At the same time, he decisively activated the invisibility technique and rolled around to avoid Song Xingxue's attack.
"Boom!"
Song Xingxue, who had lost his mind, hit his head in a corner. When he looked back, there was no trace of Ding Xiaoyi.
"Xiao Yi! Xiao Yi!! Yi! Where are you??"
Song Xingxue, who had lost his goal, had a confused look in his eyes for a moment, and his heart was extremely anxious. At this time, his body suddenly experienced new changes...