"Getting rich?? Such a hard job, you tell me to get rich??"
Ding Xiaoyi rolled his eyes and took the yellow paper with a depressed face and handed it to Brother Liao and Tu Tu.
The two of them took it over and took a look. They couldn't help but look at each other. Tu Tu chuckled and said, "Isn't this a way to make a fortune?"
All I saw was an imperial edict written on the yellow paper.
Ding Xiaoyi was given an honorary official position [General in the Coffin]
Hearing this terrible name, he once suspected that the emperor was deliberately disgusting him.
"Hahahaha, getting rich by raising a coffin has been like this since ancient times. If you don't get rich, who will get rich? This is a good job!"
Fatty laughed loudly.
"A good job? Going to the underworld to wipe out those evil ghosts is also a good job? My good job is to have a wife and children, a hot bed, a little wine and peanuts, and live a good life."
Ding Xiaoyi said angrily: "I think it's because he can't afford to lose that he gave me such a weird name. He also gave me a limit of ten years to eliminate at least nine out of ten evil spirits who escaped!"
"Hehe, you don't understand this. Since the emperor promised you ten years, he didn't say there would be any punishment if you can't do it. You didn't issue a military order. If you can't complete it by then, it will be just a matter of merit and demerit.
, these are all routines.”
Tutu opened her mouth to explain.
"So simple??" Ding Xiaoyi said suspiciously.
He didn't believe that the emperor was so full that he gave himself such a name. There must be other reasons.
Sure enough, both Pangpang and Tutu shook their heads, while Liao Qiu, who was on the side, squinted his eyes and smiled, hooking his shoulder and saying: "Of course not, there are huge benefits in this, so I say you are rich."
After Liao Qiu's explanation, Ding Xiaoyi finally understood.
It turns out that this official position is not given for free and has three benefits.
First, he can go to the City of Fusi to get a set of official uniforms that are exclusive to him, a big seal.
Secondly, with an official position, there is naturally a salary. Of course, the emperor is very stingy, or the old man is very stingy, so the salary can be ignored.
But the third point is important. Once he has an official status, as long as he cleans up the evil spirits outside, his name will be on the merit book.
This is the most important point.
Don't look at Liao Qiu's crazy spending of money on BB cars, Nether mobile phones, and investment from various places. In fact, Brother Qiu's own purpose is to become an official.
After all, he was originally from the lineage of Yin people, but being a Yin person is a profession in a gray area, with an unfair reputation and very little merit that can be accumulated.
Once he obtains an official status, it will be different. His name is clearly on the merit book.
The difference between this is just like that between a low-level official who has become a monk in the wild and an official with a serious academic background. There is an incomparable difference.
As for the role of merit, of course the benefits are endless, the more the better.
"Xiao Yi, I will have to rely on you to take care of my brother from now on!"
Liao Qiu grinned and whispered something into his ear. Ding Xiaoyi's eyes widened and he looked at Liao Qiu in shock: "Can you still play like this??"
"Of course, otherwise why would I spend so much money to build such a big industry?" Liao Qiu's inscrutable eyes showed that the layout had been laid out long ago, but he was just missing an official position.
But if you cooperate with Ding Xiaoyi, it will be much easier. If the two of you join forces, you can earn as much merit as you want.
When everyone returned to Chaimu's new residence, they found that Old Man Zao had been waiting for them here.
I saw this old guy changing his appearance back to his previous appearance, wearing a broken straw hat on his head, a coarse linen robe, and a broken bamboo basket on his waist.
Squatting on the rocks beside Huangquan, waiting for them to come back.
In his own words, this appearance is more pleasing to the eye. In fact, Ding Xiaoyi thinks this appearance is quite good. After all, his young appearance makes people feel too domineering.
"Is everything done?" Pangpang asked the old man.
The old man looked at the bronze coffins that occasionally floated out of the underworld in the distance. He couldn't help frowning and said: "It's not bad, but I didn't expect it to be so serious. Now we can only seal the broken ghost gate, but it is not a long-term solution."
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When he heard that Ding Xiaoyi had been conferred the title of "General of the Coffin", the old man was startled at first, but then he seemed not to be surprised at all.
After pondering for a while, she said to him: "There is no rush in this matter. It is not a good time for you to go back now."
After hearing what the bad old man said, he was stunned for a moment, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that it was not unreasonable.
This is not a good time to go back.
I believe that the world of the underworld has turned into a mess at this time, but going back by yourself will never have the effect of bringing order to the chaos.
Thinking of this, he woke up the dog commander and asked him: "What is the situation outside now?"
"Reporting to the master, outside now..."
Wangcai paused for a moment when he said this. In the end, he couldn't even describe it as hell on earth.
A giant monster appeared in the 19th area occupied by Kajifur. The monster had no head and no hands. It was like a high platform made of piled bones. Once it appeared, it caused a large number of deaths and injuries.
The four disaster spirit masters tried their best but failed to kill the giant monster. Instead, they lost many warriors.
In addition, a large number of casualties occurred in areas such as Area 18 and Area 21. The casualties are not clear yet, but it is certain that they can be described as disasters.
I don’t know if God is really blind, or if Saxophone is just lucky.
There was actually nothing happening in the area occupied by Sachs, headed to the east.
Except for the fact that several huge foreign lands merged together to form a super foreign land suspended in the third area, there was nothing else going on.
So much so that Cajifur had to call a truce and return to defense, and now he is extremely busy.
As for overseas, the impact was not big, but many strange foreign lands appeared, and many mysterious islands appeared out of thin air on the sea.
It seems that the creatures that are silent under the sea are beginning to move around.
However, with the people in charge, no one who is short-sighted dares to offend the Blood Sailing Group. Wangcai has already begun to make the Blood Sailing Group withdraw with all its strength, and will report any unusual situation at any time.
After hearing all about Yang Shi, Ding Xiaoyi couldn't help but feel nervous even though he was prepared.
Worried about the future of the alliance.
"Relax, this is a catastrophe to begin with, and it is also a cause and effect that humans will not be able to escape sooner or later."
Pangpang patted him on the shoulder. This sentence was most appropriate for him. There were so many tens of millions of evil spirits imprisoned in the eighteen levels of hell.
There are really no unjust accusations in it. Although the Ten Palaces of Hell have deleted a large number of common crimes a long time ago, a large number of evil spirits still fall into hell every year. The number has reached a long time ago, and he can't even take care of it.
Degree.
The Eighteen Hells are like a pustule. This pustule accumulates deeper and deeper, and eventually explodes completely, triggering a great purge. This is just something that has been anticipated.
Moreover, they have delayed Yangjian for a long time, but Yangjian has never been on the right track as they thought.
So this turmoil is not unjust at all.
Ding Xiaoyi nodded, knowing in his heart what was going on, but he still felt very uncomfortable despite being clear about it.
At this time, the old man waved his hand and called Da Tou in front of him.
"for you!"
The old man took out a box from the bamboo building, handed it to Datou, and said with a stern face: "The favor I owe you is too great this time. I can't pay it back now. Let me give you a gift first."
Da Tou took the box in surprise, as if he didn't expect that Old Man Zao would prepare a gift specially for himself.
He carefully opened the box, and suddenly a golden flash of light surged out of the box, illuminating the big, honest face.
(??▽?)?: “Wow!”
Inside the box was a very peculiar wine flask. It was inlaid with eighty-one colorful gems, and it seemed more like a work of art.
In addition to the wine flask, there is also a wine glass made of golden horns. The two seem to be the same set.
"It's actually this thing, you are so willing to give it up!" Pangpang glanced at it and couldn't help but be a little surprised.
But the old man didn't care. He took out the big cigarette stick from his waist and took two deep puffs: "It's no longer useful to me anyway, right?"
Pangpang nodded: "Yes, this thing is indeed useless!"
Ding Xiaoyi came over and took a look. When he saw Pangpang's expression, he knew that this thing was definitely a good treasure. He couldn't help but curious: "What is this??"
Pangpang grinned and held the hip flask in his hand: "The Ruyi hip flask is similar to the copper coin in your hand. It is also used to make wishes, but it is more advanced than the copper coin in your hand."
He briefly explained the principle.
As long as the user has a wish in mind, pours the wine inside into the cup, and drinks it all in one sip, the wish will come true.
But every time it is used, the gems on it will break into pieces. The bigger the wish, the more gems will be broken.
Once the gemstone is completely shattered, the thing will be scrapped.
This thing was originally prepared by the bad old man for himself, trying to use it to extend his life, but this unnatural wish will probably not come true.
It is estimated that when it is actually used, all the gems on it will be broken and not a drop of wine will be poured out.
It's just a dead horse being treated as a living horse doctor.
Now that the old man is taking the Nine Turns of Promise Pill, it will be the same as having washed away all the previous causes and effects, and living a new life, so this thing will naturally be useless.
But even so, it is undeniable that this thing is precious.
This time, thanks to Da Tou, who sent the Nine Turns Wuji Pill, and thanks to Da Tou, he was able to survive by chance.
After all, who would have thought that after the Nine-turn Wuji Pill was stuffed into his mouth, Old Man Zao had no strength to swallow it, and it got stuck in his throat, unable to go up or down, which made Old Man Zao extremely crazy.
So the bad old man gave it this gift to express his gratitude to Da Tou.
I saw Da Tou holding the wine bottle and dancing for a while.
Ding Xiaoyi's mood improved a lot. At this time, the bad old man turned his eyes and said to him: "Bad boy, I'd like to return your favor to you first."
I saw the bad old man slowly taking out something from the broken bamboo basket. As soon as the thing came out, Ding Xiaoyi was startled.
However, he saw that what the old man took out was not something else, but a black scroll. As soon as the scroll came out, he actually felt a strong sense of crisis coming over him.
"What is this??" He took two steps back warily.
The old man grinned, revealing a pair of big yellow teeth: "Your cause and effect diagram!"