Chapter 825: Knock on the mountain and shake the tiger
It is said that a poor man has short ambition and shortness of breath, while a horse is skinny and has long hair.
Not to mention humans, ghosts are also like this when they are poor.
Working as errands under Zhong Kui, they didn't even get any extra money.
Each and every one of them is counting on the small amount of stipend and salary, and it is difficult to even have a drink on weekdays.
Don't they want to be greedy? Of course they do, but who is their immediate boss? Zhong Kui is an old man. If he doesn't get caught, it's fine. But if Zhong Kui gets caught, it's fine.
Hum hum, the fate of the fried little yellow croaker is their fate.
Therefore, the Ghost Prince's Mansion presided over by Zhong Kui is also the famous Qingshui Yamen in the underworld.
They were called the Beggar's Yamen behind their backs, and even some wandering souls avoided them for fear of being exposed to their bad luck.
In addition, Zhong Kui is not a good person and offends people everywhere. Others know that Zhong Kui is the strongest and do not dare to embarrass him, but they do not have a good look towards the people under Zhong Kui.
Not to mention making things difficult everywhere, he may have some benefits deducted, and the days are almost gone.
It can be said that the leaders enjoy it and they pay for it.
Three thousand Ming coins, this is more than their monthly allowance, how could they not be happy?
One by one, they scrolled through the group to express their gratitude, wishing they could crawl out of the Internet and kowtow to Uncle Ding.
When Ding Xiaoyi saw this, he quickly took two photos and posted them in the group, and asked them what was going on??
Soon, General Qi Laifu replied: [Reporting to the Second Master, the mountain you sent is too vague and we can’t get a general idea, but according to what you said, this place should be a Guiding Mountain.
It is also called Ghost Tomb Head. Once this mountain rises, the surrounding area will be barren of grass and life for hundreds of miles and turn into a dead land.
This mountain is the mountain where the beasts in the Yin and Yang Dao gather together and hold up the filthy air on their bodies.
If there is a feng shui treasure land full of spiritual energy in the world where all the evil spirits gather, then this place is the most filthy and fatal place in the world.
If a stranger sets foot here, he will immediately be infected with three disasters and nine diseases, his luck will be greatly reduced, and even if he does not die, he will probably get seriously ill.]
After hearing Lai Fu's explanation, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly understood.
However, looking at the scale of the mountain, it is estimated that the number of Yin and Yang Dao monsters gathered below is quite large.
[Congratulations, Mr. Er, you have caught a big fish now. Judging from the scale in the photo, this place cannot match our achievements in a year.]
The little ghosts below all expressed their congratulations.
Everyone knows that Uncle Zhong Kui has been complaining about Ding Xiaoyi's lack of performance every day during this period. Now that he has found a big fish so quickly, I'm afraid that after Zhong Kui finds out, he won't be able to complain about anything anymore.
As for whether Ding Xiaoyi can eat such a big fish, they little devils are not worried.
After all, the second master has such a great background, it is not easy to get rid of these scum.
Ding Xiaoyi expressed tactfully that it was his first time as an official and he had no experience in catching ghosts.
The brats in the group were almost fighting over who would assist the second master.
In the end, it was General Qi Laifu who spoke and said that he would personally assist the second master.
Ask the second master to wait for two days and he will run over.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi could only transfer another 10,000 Ming coins to him and asked him to pay the money and come over as soon as possible.
But in the end he underestimated Laifu's speed.
This was enough to wait in the camp for almost half a day. It was not until night that he received the message and went to the woods outside the camp, where he saw Laifu, who had just arrived in a hurry.
Ding Xiaoyi took a closer look and saw that this guy was driving over in a donkey cart. He was so angry that he almost kicked him.
Laifu still looked aggrieved: "Second Master, the BB car is too expensive. 10,000 Ming coins are enough for one ride, and you have to exchange it for Ming coins. A 10% handling fee will be deducted..."
The meaning of co-writing Laifu is that the money you gave me is not enough for me to ride on the Underworld.
"The donkey cart is good. It's only 500 points cheaper. It's just a little slower than the cart."
Laifu highly praised the various benefits of the donkey cart, and even took out a big box: "Second Master, look, I have brought everything for you. If you use the donkey cart, there will be no handling fee?"
I can help you save a lot of money."
Hearing this, Ding Xiaoyi took a closer look at Laifu, and saw that this guy was only about one meter tall, with a big nose, two small eyes, and sullen brows, which was indeed what he said, sly eyebrows and rat eyes.
But seeing that he was carrying a bigger box on his back, I had no intention of criticizing him.
Nodding: "Then follow me up the mountain and have a look."
"Wait a minute!"
Laifu quickly stopped Ding Xiaoyi and said seriously: "Second Master, are we doing it publicly or privately this time?"
"Public office? Private office?" He looked at Laifu with a blank expression.
Laifu knew that this was his first time as an official, so he hurriedly explained: "When it comes to public affairs, we put on official uniforms, hats, and seals. We go up and arrest him."
Of course, the private sector should be courteous first and then attack. Let's go up and talk about it now, let them pay tribute to us, agree on good conditions, let's pay less attention, let them go, and provide us with results on time every month from now on, saving time and effort.
After paralyzing them, they will take in more evil ghosts, and when the nest grows bigger, we will take over again."
After finishing speaking, Laifu quickly added: "Second Master, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart, if we capture such a big mountain directly, then these brats will be afraid of your power and disperse in a rush, and we won't be able to capture much.
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Hearing what Laifu said seemed to make sense, Ding Xiaoyi nodded: "Okay, let's do it privately first, but just paying tribute won't do it. Let them move. This place is not for them to live."
"Okay, please give me a seal so that I can go in and negotiate with them."
As he spoke, Laifu opened his palm and motioned for Ding Xiaoyi to make a mark on his hand.
Ding Xiaoyi took out the big seal that Zhong Kui had given to him before, pressed it on Laifu's hand, and saw a bright red seal branded on Laifu's dark and thin palm.
"Second Master, please wait a moment. I'll be back as soon as I can."
As he said this, he saw Laifu put down the box, turned into a black smoke and went into the mountain.
"Well, it's pretty reliable."
Ding Xiaoyi nodded, very satisfied with Laifu's considerate service. At this time, the finger on his hand flashed a few times, but Wangcai sneered:
"Humph, isn't it still the same thing? Who am I? If it were me, I wouldn't rush in so recklessly."
Hearing the jealous tone of this bitch Wangcai, Ding Xiaoyi couldn't help but joked: "What, what other ideas do you have?"
"What are you saying, Master? I don't have any insight. I just feel that people often talk about knocking on mountains to scare tigers. They are used to being domineering in the underworld. I don't know what it means to have an evil tiger come out of the cage and be full of courage. Just because of your official seal, you want to let this person inside
The guys are obedient, but I’m afraid it’s not enough.”
As expected, Wangcai's words were quickly confirmed.
After a while, I saw a sudden rumble in the forest, and then I heard a ghost crying and howling in the forest.
"problem occurs!"
Ding Xiaoyi sensed something was wrong and rushed into the mountain with a quick stride.
The figure walked through the dense forest, and in the distance saw a strong man with a triangular head and a body as long as a lizard, pressing down on Laifu's body and beating him violently.
As he spoke, he slapped the big man in the face. The strong man didn't take it seriously at first, but he didn't know that the other person opened his big hand and saw lightning surging in his palm. Before he could recover, he was hit by the lightning and flew up.
Before he even had time to scream, it suddenly turned into a plume of black smoke and disappeared without a trace. When he landed and took a look, he saw a tail on the ground.
Obviously knowing that he was outmatched, he immediately cut off his tail and escaped.
"Second Master!!"
At this moment, Fu got up from the ground, hugged Ding Xiaoyi's thigh, and cried so hard: "Second Master, if you are a step slower, you will die on the spot in your humble duty. These beasts don't follow the rules!"
It turned out that Laifu arrived with a proud look on his face and met the big man just now. He raised the mark on his palm and said: "He is the general flag of the Ghost King's Mansion, and he came to negotiate with their king on the orders of the general in the coffin."
, let this guy lead the way quickly."
Unexpectedly, when the other party heard this, instead of leading the way, he raised his fists and started to fight. While fighting, he also greeted the Laifu family.
If Ding Xiaoyi hadn't arrived in time, if it had been a little later, Laifu's fate would have been handed down here.
"Tch, I knew that was the case."
Wangcai, a bitch, was still hiding in the ring and making sarcastic remarks. Ding Xiaoyi twitched the corner of his mouth. He originally thought that things would be smooth sailing, but now it seems that being civilized depends on the target. To deal with these idiots, you should use fists.
His face turned cold, he grabbed the Laifu on the ground, jumped up in the air, and with a move of his hand, he saw the Five Elements Bell being summoned in his hand.
There was a glint in his eyes: "If you don't eat the toast, you will have to drink as a penalty, right? Get out of here!"
While he was talking, he saw the Five Elements Bell shaking violently, turning into a stream of light, and crashing straight towards the top of the mountain.