In the afternoon, Yang Han didn't have to go out to buy groceries. However, among the groceries Yang Han bought in the morning, there was still one missing ingredient! That was the fish in Que He Guangdian's casserole fish...
When Yang Han went to the market and didn't buy fish, it wasn't because he forgot, but because the director told him that he didn't need to buy fish. There was it in the pond in front of your mushroom house!
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At that time, Yang Han also had a conversation with the director team that would not be broadcast:
Yang Han: "No, I still have money to buy it!"
Assistant Director: "Teacher Yang, you can buy other things. For fish, just catch them from the pond!"
Yang Han: "Why should I spend effort to fish for it when I can buy it?"
Assistant Director: "..."
(He was actually complaining in his heart: If you bought it, didn’t we buy the fish in the pond for nothing? We bought the big ones and asked people to keep them in the pond for a few days, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to catch them if you wanted to.
Can’t catch it!)
Yang Han: "Is that the truth? We are all old men in our forties or fifties. Are you embarrassed to ask us to go fishing in the pond?"
Assistant Director (Weakly): "We can recycle the fish we catch for ten yuan each."
Yang Han: "Fifty yuan!"
(Assistant director:ORZ.)
"Twenty dollars?"
"One price, forty yuan!"
"Thirty dollars?"
"make a deal!"
"..." (sloppy)
Yang Han (smiling): "Oh, you didn't tell me earlier. In fact, although we are older, we are in good health! We are not afraid to compete with you young people. A fifty-year-old man like Teacher Liu Jianqiang can beat five of you alone."
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Assistant Director: "..."
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So, you still have to catch fish. Yang Han did the math. In addition to the one for dinner, they caught three fish, plus the reward from Que Heguang and others for plowing the fields in the morning. They have recovered their money today (Yang Han counted yesterday
The hundred dollars spent is also included).
If you catch a few more, it will be a pure profit!
Asking two big guys, Que Heguang and Liu Jianqiang, to help him make a small amount of money, Yang Han may be the only one in the world who dares to have such an idea...
But unfortunately, these two people had a lot of fun!
When we first catch fish, the fish are hidden in the turbid muddy water, and fish know what’s going on in the water better than people do. As soon as people get close, they will swim away quickly!
Unless Yang Han and the others are lucky...
"Here, I see a fish!" Que Heguang finally found it after searching for a long time, and he shouted in surprise.
"Where are you, don't move, I'll outflank you from here!" Liu Jianqiang walked over, one step at a time, but by the time he came over, the fish had already swam away.
However, after this experience, Que Heguang discovered a pattern: "Have you seen that when fish swim, the water looks like this..."
He made a gesture of spreading his hands apart, which meant that when a fish swims in the water, the water surface will separate into a line due to the swing of its tail, and at the same time, beautiful ripples will slowly form on both sides of this line!
Except for Yang Ruoyi and Yan Zhenfu, the other four people are all veterans who have lived for forty or fifty years. They cleverly found a way to fish according to this rule!
"We can stand like this, forming a large three-sided circle, just like a pocket, and don't move! Then one person will stir the water here to drive the fish away, and drive the fish to our side, and we will swim over according to its movement.
Traces, grab it!" Kang Yao suggested.
With this method, the efficiency of fishing has been greatly improved!
Yang Ruoyi and Yan Zhenfu first took turns to catch the fish, and then Yang Han and the others waited for the fish to escape, and then quickly fished it out with the net!
"Caught, caught!" Que Heguang happily raised the net bag and showed it to everyone.
Looking at his cheerful look, he doesn’t look like a superstar at all. He feels more like an old man who is addicted to fishing and finally caught a good fish!
But who isn’t?
Yang Han burst into laughter: "Wait for me, I'll get the bucket to put it in, but don't drop it! The fish ran back to the pond, and you can't find it even if you look for it!"
Wonderful! +30……
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With this method, the fishing process, which was originally planned to last an entire afternoon, was completed in only about an hour. Everyone returned with fully loaded buckets and proudly placed them in front of the director team.
Count money!
However, the assistant director was a little timid when facing Yang Han, and the chief director in the yard was not so easy to talk to!
"What? You have to pickle the fish after you catch it?" After hearing this, Yang Han was the first to refuse.
Why?
Didn't we agree to catch fish for thirty yuan a piece?
"Yiyi, go get some pairs of slippers!" Yang Han felt that he suddenly understood why Teacher Huang always liked to throw away shoes.
"What are you doing with the shoes?" Yang Ruoyi stood there confused.
However, Yan Zhenfu was more diligent. He shouted "I'll get it" and ran into the house.
Of course, no matter how much they threw the slippers, they couldn't change the outcome of their pickling fish. The guys had no choice but to shake their heads and prepare pots and jars, waiting for Yang Han to kill the fish one by one, process them, and then take them out to use chili peppers.
Salt it up.
Fishing for fish was not very tiring at first, but after this busy life, everyone was tired and hungry. Whether it was fish casserole, braised pork rice, or other delicacies that Yang Han cooked in the evening, "Xiang" could no longer be used.
, "delicious" is the word to describe it. The hungry celebrities even thought it was the most impressive meal they had ever eaten!
"This braised pork rice is exactly the same as what I remember..." Liu Jianqiang, a martial arts practitioner, had red eyes for some reason.
Of course, with Kang Yao here, he would also say what he had hidden in his heart!
After a while of excitement, everyone in the mushroom house shed tears. Fortunately, everyone ate in a hurry just now, otherwise, I'm afraid they would really have to eat with salty tears.
However, Kang Yao is still very good. After the sensation, he easily brought everyone out of the heavier topics and started talking about Liu Jianqiang's new movie again.
"Teacher Liu, you may not know!" Kang Yao said with a smile, "After listening to you talk about your "Ups and Downs" at noon, our teacher Yang was inspired by it and even composed a song for you, a Minnan song.
A song of language!”
"Really?" Liu Jianqiang looked at Yang Han in surprise.
But just like Yang Han didn't know Liu Jianqiang's status in the film and television industry, Liu Jianqiang didn't know much about Yang Han's songwriting ability, so he was just surprised at first.
But Que Heguang laughed: "Teacher Yang has already written songs for Jian Qiang's movie! In fact, I also had this idea to mention to Jian Qiang, but I just didn't have the chance to say it."
Yes, after listening to Liu Jianqiang’s narration at noon, Yang Han did think of a song that would be suitable for Liu Jianqiang’s new movie!
As for how Kang Yao knew, it was because Yang Han wanted Kang Yao to help bring up the topic, so she told him.
Therefore, while everyone was watching, Yang Han smiled slightly: "This song may not be suitable as a theme song, but I think it is suitable for the occasion. If Teacher Liu thinks it is okay, let's use it!"
Wait, no one is curious about why Yang Han knows Hokkien?