Chapter 284 Unfortunate people, drink cold water and stuff their teeth
Pingxu was taken advantage of by Lu Feng, and she complained to her master in tears. She described Lu Feng as the biggest sex devil in the world, and if someone hadn't been present, she would have been raped by Lu Feng.
Qingxuan was originally a madman who protected women, and since Meng Xuanzi never came back, she became ill with longing for him, so her temperament became extremely weird.
Commonly known as being unreasonable and mentally deformed.
"Qingxuan?" Lu Feng looked puzzled. "I've never heard of it..."
In fact, Lu Feng really wasn't pretending to be stupid. He really didn't know that Qingxuan was Pingxu's master.
It's all Linxu's fault and Lu Feng's fault.
Linxu felt that this was not necessary, because he knew that even if Qingxuan went down the mountain, as long as he knew Lu Feng's identity, he would not do anything to him.
However, Linxu ignored one thing, and that was Qingxuan's eccentric character.
"Crack!"
Before Lu Feng could finish his words, Qingxuan suddenly slapped Lu Feng's thigh with a whisk.
"Well!"
The severe pain made him groan.
Although this blow would not hurt him, Lu Feng felt that his self-esteem had been trampled on.
He always thought he was a master, but now it seems that his previous ideas were ridiculous.
In fact, Lu Feng tried his best to dodge, but he managed to avoid his head, but not his legs.
"You actually don't even know me. You really should be beaten."
"Old witch, do you really think I'm easy to bully?" Lu Feng jumped up and flew towards Qingxuan.
"Flower fists and embroidered legs."
Qingxuan smiled disdainfully when he saw Lu Feng coming with a punch that contained the wind of his fist.
"Crack!"
Qingxuan greeted him with a palm.
The palm of his fist collided with him, making a crisp sound.
Weak and weak, this doesn't seem like the strength this kid should have.
"call!"
Sudden!
Lu Feng's fist suddenly opened and a handful of white powder was thrown towards Qingxuan's front door.
Qingxuan's movement was extremely fast, and he waved his robe sleeves suddenly and jumped back at the same time. "What a sinister move..."
Although he successfully dodged it, there was still a lot of stains on his clothes and hair.
Before she could finish her scolding, Lu Feng had already rushed forward and gave her a teasing palm.
Qingxuan was first made extremely embarrassed by the white powder, and then attacked by such dirty tricks. He was immediately furious. "Child, die!"
She yelled angrily, rolled the dust fly in her hand towards Lu Feng's palm, and at the same time slapped his Tianling Gai with her palm.
Before the palm could reach, the wind from the palm ruffled his hair. Lu Feng knew how powerful he was, so he didn't dare to take the blow forcefully. He rolled on the spot to avoid the fatal palm.
But before he could get up, Qingxuan's whisk arrived again.
Lu Feng could only keep rolling.
Qingxuan was unreasonable and waved the whisk in his hand repeatedly, vowing to beat him to death.
If you want to say that someone is unlucky, even drinking cold water has to be stuffed between the teeth.
Lu Feng was in a panic, like a gourd rolling on the ground, escaping from the dust. But just as he rolled to the intersection, a BMW drove towards him.
"squeak!"
The screeching sound of brakes sounded.
With only two centimeters to go, Lu Feng was crushed under the wheel.
Lu Feng saw the opportunity quickly and immediately got under the car.
"Damn it, you've got yourself into trouble for playing porcelain!" The driver opened the door and got out of the car. Lu Feng was nowhere to be seen, and all his anger was directed at Qingxuan. "Damn nun, you're looking for..." He said and went to catch her.
Qingxuan's front.
"Crack!"
Qingxuan slapped the driver on the face and he immediately fell to the ground.
"puff!"
While falling to the ground, two teeth spurted out.
It's also my fault that this guy is blind and just called the Taoist nun a nun. Doesn't this make Qingxuan angry?
"You dare to hit me?"
"Boom!"
A loud bang!
But Qingxuan kicked the front wheel, and the car immediately moved half a foot. "If you don't want to die, get out of here!"
The driver had never seen such a fierce woman. He was so frightened that he didn't even want to leave the car and crawled away on his hands and feet.
"Come out!" Qingxuan kicked the BMW again. "If you are a man, get out of here. Don't be a coward."
As soon as Qingxuan finished speaking, Lu Feng crawled out from under his feet. "Xiangu, if I guess correctly, you are Pingxu's master, right?" He put his hand on his lower back, ready to draw his gun at any time.
A Taoist nun suddenly appeared, and she killed her when she found out she was Lu Feng. Who else could she be if she wasn't Pingxu's master?
However, this could not rule out the possibility that she was an enemy, so Lu Feng grabbed the gun just in case.
Qingxuan smiled coldly. "Can you die in peace this time?"
Hearing what Qingxuan said, Lu Feng confirmed her identity and immediately had a wry smile on his face. "Senior, you misunderstood. There was just a misunderstanding between me and Hexu. Of course, it was all my fault that I was blind and mistakenly thought she was a boy.
So I slapped her butt and... asked her to practice more chest muscles..."
"Shut up!" Qingxuan yelled angrily. "You little pervert, do you mean that my disciple has a butt but no butt, and breasts but no breasts, so he is a tomboy?"
It's okay that Lu Feng didn't explain. This explanation really hit Qingxuan's pain point.
The reason is very simple, Pingxu inherited her figure.
Qingxuan always likes to have random thoughts after her temperament changed drastically. She always believed that Mengxuanzi left her because of her poor figure.
"Master, knock out all his teeth first!"
With a sweet shout, Pingxu jumped out of the flowers.
There was also a handbag in her arms, but it was Lu Feng's lost one.
"Hi..." Lu Feng smiled and waved to Pingxu.
Pingxu gave Lu Feng a murderous look in return.
When Pingxu appeared and Guan Qingxuan called her master, Lu Feng finally confirmed her identity and took back the hand holding the gun.
Lu Feng laughed twice. "Well... since we are all our own people, I will naturally not hide anything. Senior sister, I have a breast enlargement recipe. If you and my niece are interested, I..."
"court death!"
"Kill you!"
Mother and daughter were furious at the same time, and both rushed towards Lu Feng.
They naturally thought that Lu Feng was openly teasing and insulting them.
Qingxuan's fly whisk was halfway swung, then suddenly stopped in the air, and blocked Pingxu's sword. "My child, what did you call me just now?"
"Senior sister." Lu Feng looked solemn. "The immortal master is..."
"Master, don't listen to his nonsense, kill him!" Pingxu was about to thrust out his sword again, but was stopped by Qingxuan. "Master Xian...who is your master?" Her voice trembled as she spoke.
His face was a little pale.
Meng Xuanzi...
Could it be that his master was Ming Xuanzi?
Qingxuan, a disciple of Longhu Mountain, knew all of them, and the only one who could call her senior sister was the disciple of the current leader, Ming Kongzi.
The answer is ready to come out.
Is Ming Xuanzi dead?
Qingxuan found it difficult to accept this fact.
"Xianshi Veterinarian Liu." Lu Feng scratched his head in embarrassment. "Actually, I don't know what the master's name is, anyway, everyone in the village calls him that." Before Qingxuan could ask, he added: "As for me calling you Senior Sister, that's
It remains to be verified, but it was actually Linxu and the others who first called me uncle, so I took the liberty to call you senior sister."
Lu Feng can't help but be friendly, his life is at stake.
You can't shoot, and you are no match for fists, feet, or weapons. This is also to avoid suffering less.
"Your master's surname is Liu?" Qingxuan's face improved a lot.
Lu Feng didn't know the rules of Longhu Mountain at all. Only descendants of the Zhang family were qualified to succeed the Heavenly Master.
In other words, since Meng Xuanzi can be a heavenly master, of course his surname is Zhang.
As for what Lu Feng said, Qingxuan was not angry, but relieved, because she felt that veterinarian Liu and Ming Xuanzi were not the same person at all.