What kind of luck did Rehoboam have to hire Chen Stormstout as a follower?
This is the famous Pandaren hero Chen Stormstout, a neutral hero who appeared in Warcraft. In the Mists of Pandaria version, he joins players on missions in Pandaria and enjoys the beautiful scenery of the Pandaren's hometown.
Could it be that Rehoboam is the real one in this world, and should I consider changing my commander? Robbie had such an idea in an instant.
Of course, this is just a joke.
If you think about the reason, it's actually not difficult to guess.
No need to ask, Chen Stormstout also came to find the mysterious fiftieth man. Based on the clues, he traced Rehoboam's fortress. He may not have known that the fortress had changed its owner.
The fiftieth man who raided the Dark Portal was a loser, and Rehoboam was also a complete loser. Except for Yrel, who was familiar with the fiftieth man, it was really hard to tell them apart.
Robbie hesitated.
Do you want to tell the truth? If the truth is known, Chen Stormstout will surely fly away, and Rehoboam will lose an extremely powerful follower.
If you don't say it, the fire can't be contained in the paper, and the secret will be exposed sooner or later.
If Comrade Stormstout feels that he has been a loser for too long as a follower, it is entirely possible that he can't control his temper after drinking some more wine and secretly break Rehoboam's neck.
Don't think that heroes don't kill people randomly. This is not a game world after all.
For the sake of his old friend Rehoboam's life, Robbie decided to tell the truth.
"Rehoboam, the location of your fortress is very good." Robbie was leading the conversation.
The location of Rehoboam Fortress is indeed excellent. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, with beautiful scenery and elegant environment. It is easy to defend and difficult to attack. After all, it is prepared for the fiftieth member of the Dark Portal. It is a good place.
Vanessa's place is also very good, but there is a raven's nest nearby and it is so close to the stone giant's fist. It is a very troublesome place, so no one chose it.
As expected, Rehoboam took the bait and said with joy, "
"Robbie, you have really good vision. Look at my place. Apart from the poor construction, there is nothing else to say. Let me tell you a secret. This place is like picking up for nothing."
Chen Stormstout immediately pricked up his ears.
Recalling the past, Rehoboam first complained to Robbie: "When I took the commander's certificate that I finally got, I found the land assigned to me. Oh my God, there was a huge sea in front of me. That was where the fortress was built.
A place? It’s obviously a land reclamation project.”
It’s enough to know how to reclaim the sea and build islands. With Zhang Jin, Robbie nodded immediately.
"You will never imagine what happened next." Rehoboam became more and more proud, and he almost floated: "I met a lobster man on the beach. He said he had a good piece of land and was willing to trade it with me. Of course the lobster man
If you live in the sea, you will die sooner or later on land."
"That's the truth." Robbie continued to nod.
Chen Stormstout secretly took out a small notebook and recorded it.
"Then I moved to this good place. The fortress is ready-made and there is no need to build it." Rehoboan said strangely: "You said that the commander of our alliance gave the certificate to the lobster man?"
Experimental Subject No. 5, an immortal soul from an unknown world, can fit the bodies of most races in Azeroth. It is estimated that the bronze dragon ran out of bodies prepared for No. 5, so he chose to possess the lobster man.
Of course, we couldn't talk about this, at least not to Rehoboam.
"Who knows? Maybe the lobster man saved Sal, the savior." Robbie said casually.
Chen Stormstout snorted coldly, looking a little uncomfortable.
Strange, Robbie rolled his eyes and said tentatively: "No, if Thrall was saved, he should go to the tribe's Frostfire Ridge to build a fortress. Maybe he could save Prince Anduin."
Chen Stormstout's expression remained as usual, but he secretly wrote it down in his notebook again.
You really don’t need to remember this.
Rehoboam sounded like that and nodded accordingly.
The matter has been found out clearly, and the man became the Lobster Man again. Unfortunately, this clue is meaningless. It has been so long, who knows what it will become again.
As expected, the wine brewed by Chen Stormstrength was not sealed. He felt dizzy and very comfortable when he was slightly drunk. Robbie was immersed in the aroma of the wine when the sound of quarreling suddenly came to his ears.
As soon as he heard it, he knew it was Rehoboam, and he complained loudly in the kitchen.
"Old Chen, this is your fault. Back in Storm Shield, among the group of pandaren, you were the oldest, the stupidest, the laziest and the fattest, and you were so cunning that no one was willing to hire you. I gave it to you.
Only by being in a gatekeeper position can you have a full meal. I admit that you are good at brewing wine, but so what? Is this skill comparable to mining or leatherworking? If you really are
If you leave, you won't be able to eat in the future, so don't come back to me."
Go ahead, Rehoboam, you can actually scold Chen like this. Stormstout, you are more capable of seeking death than I am.
Robbie sobered up instantly and quickly raised his ears to eavesdrop.
Rehoboam and Chen Stormstout quarreled, and most of the time it was Rehoboam who was arguing and refused to let go. Finally, Chen Stormstout got fed up and took out a beer recipe in exchange for a follower employment certificate, which settled the matter.
What a pity, Rehoboam, you have no idea what opportunity you missed.
The friendship of a hero.
After chatting for a while, seeing the sun going down, Robbie stood up and left.
Not far from the fortress, I saw Chen Stormstout standing on a wooden stake with one leg, his legs slightly bent, the golden rooster standing independently, spreading his arms like a roc spreading its wings, and chanting loudly:
"Why do wars burn? Why do autumn leaves fall? Nature is inseparable, and we are also confused. Young descendants, what do you think of when you look at that golden sunset?"
Robbie glanced at the setting sun, then looked at the Pandaren covered in dirt, and sighed: "The sunset is infinitely beautiful, but it's almost dusk. Senior, you are getting old."
"You..." Chen Stormstout staggered and almost fell to the ground.
"Don't you think this beautiful sunset is like countless golden coins?" Chen. Stormstrength hooked his hands and twirled his fingers like counting gold coins: "Young people, when you go out, the world is desolate, difficult and dangerous, and there are many things.
It’s not easy, Jianghu can help you out, can you borrow 1.8 million gold coins?”
1.8 million gold coins? Do you think my family runs a bank in Stormwind City?
"If I don't have money, I won't borrow it."
Robbie didn't like anyone who borrowed money from them when they first met. No matter who you were, he refused directly and left.
"Wait a minute, young man, don't be so impatient."
Chen Stormstout rolled on the spot and came to Robbie. His beard was waving and he said with a smile: "I don't have 1.8 million, but 180 gold coins will do. Hey! Don't you know who I am?"
"You are?" Robbie pretended to be surprised, scratching his head repeatedly and frowning: "Let me think about it, let me think about it, why can't I remember it?"
Chen Stormstout smiled, waiting for Robbie's admiration.
"Lorewalker Zhou Zhuo, yes, you must be Lorewalker Zhou Zhuo." Robbie said loudly.
The Pandaren's face turned ugly.
Lorewalker Zhou Zhuo, a Pandaren scholar in Pandaria, is an important NPC throughout the Mists of Pandaria version. He teaches players about self-cultivation, tree pruning, painting, bird feeding, meditation, etc., which embodies the peace and wisdom of the Pandaren.
advantage.
It's a pity that he is a scumbag with no strength.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, think again, think again."
Chen Stormstout was very patient and deliberately revealed the wine gourd on the staff. There was a pandaren's paw print on it and four small words engraved below: Stormstout.
"Oh, I see," Robbie stared at the wine gourd and pointed at the Pandaren's nose and said, "You are Uncle Gao of Pandaria's Stormstout Brewery."
"By the way, young people have good taste... Bah, what and what, you got the wrong person again." Chen Stormstout's face, which was not fair at first, is now almost black and charred.
Old Man Gao of the Stormstout Brewery was born with a high destiny. Stormstout. Compared to Lorewalkers Zhou Zhuo and Chen Stormstout, he could only be regarded as a little-known figure. A brewer who went crazy trying to brew perfect beer, only in
Appeared in the Stormstout Brewery instance.
"I am the one who is loved by everyone, the one who makes flowers bloom, the female panda who can't stand the sight of her, the guardian of the planet Azeroth, the most handsome and famous panda in Pandaria, the genius winemaker, and the alcoholic Chen
.Stormstout is."
Chen Stormstout put on a pose that he thought was very handsome and boasted to himself.
Robbie remembered Thrall's signature, which was also something like Planet Defender, The Most Handsome Orc, and so on.
Are all the heroes of Azeroth so shameless?
"Chen. Senior Stormstout, I've admired you for a long time... I haven't heard of it, I'll see you later."
"Wait a minute." Chen Stormstout stopped Robbie again, and said with a smile: "Young people, don't be so angry. In fact, borrowing money is only the second priority. I am here to be a lobbyist."
"Lobbyist? Whose lobbyist?" Robbie thought to himself, having already seen that this guy had other agendas.
"Lobbyist for Draenei Vindicator Maraad."
Chen Stormstout had the attitude of a good old man: "As the saying goes, it is better to dissolve enemies than to make friends. When people wander in the rivers and lakes, everyone will encounter difficulties. One more friend will open up a new path. Maraad sneaked up on you in front of the Dark Portal.
He's wrong, he was mainly considering the overall situation. But he didn't hand you over to the Iron Horde. This was all done by Thrall's old gangster."
Sal, old gangster?
Robbie didn't expect Chen Stormstout to call Thrall that way.
"Maraad prepared a sumptuous table of wine and food at Fallen Star Post, with Archmage Khadgar as the host, hoping to put aside the past grudges and turn enemies into friends. We are all members of the Alliance, and there is no grudge that cannot be resolved.
.”
"Okay, I don't want to attend the Hongmen Banquet." Robbie shook his head and refused.
"What is the Hongmen Banquet?"
Chen. Stormstout thought it was not a good word:
"Don't worry, nothing will happen. Draenei people are very pragmatic and will never engage in unnecessary disputes. They always admit their mistakes if they can't win, and reconcile if they can. The prophet Velen said, we Draenei
People should keep a low profile for the time being, hold on steady and don’t wander."
"Obvious development?" Robbie added smoothly.
"What are you developing, chest muscles?" Chen Stormstout shook his head and said, "If the Draenei were a little more developed, would they be nearly wiped out by the orcs in the outer lands?"
Robbie took a deep breath.
Robbie has always had a grudge against the hero Chen Stormstout, which is why he showed a very unfriendly side.
"Chen Stormstout, honestly speaking, do you belong to the Alliance or the Horde?" (To be continued)