Although the mini kobold is small, he is a talkative person and chatters endlessly along the way.
"You humans are smart, capable, ingenious, good at summarizing experience, and good at doing business. Unfortunately, you have one disadvantage, and that is that you have too much face."
The mini kobold jumped up and down, leading the way, chattering as he walked: "For example, the mage Medivh summoned the orcs to Azeroth. Although it is not entirely his fault, for this behavior, he should be hanged.
It's not an exaggeration to say it a hundred and eighty times. Unfortunately, this idiot just refuses to admit his mistakes and preaches everywhere that the orcs are the hope of Azeroth and Thrall is the savior. What he means is to tell everyone: Look, thanks to me, the orcs are the hope of Azeroth and Thrall is the savior.
The summons has come, or Azeroth will be destroyed."
Robbie said "Oh" and decided not to be acquainted with him. He just listened to what the kobold said and had fun.
The mini kobold rolled his eyes and said: "In the battle of Mount Hyjal, Thrall's performance completely disappointed Medivh. The night elves were forced to use Nordrassil's wrath, which was originally intended for Sargeras.
Prepared, the whole of Azeroth paid a huge price for Medivh's face, making this scumbag embarrassed to show his face. Human beings are extremely hypocritical. In order to save his little face, Medivh expelled Thrall,
He trained Garrosh Hellscream, but Thrall's wings were hardened. He easily ousted Garrosh and supported the puppet Vol'jin as warchief. Medivh refused to give up and opened up the darkness again, regardless of the loss of life.
Gate, attracting the Iron Tribe, willing to die to prove his orc salvation theory..."
"Wait a minute." Robbie couldn't listen anymore and interrupted the mini-kobold: "You said Medivh attracted the Iron Tribe? There is no evidence, so don't make random guesses."
"Evidence! Hehe, isn't it obvious!" The mini-kobold cracked the corner of his mouth and said: "The door of darkness is so easy to open, especially this time it spans a full thirty-five years, and the difficulty is more than ten times higher than last time.
, except for Medivh, that mage has this ability, Gul'dan alone cannot do it."
"Not necessarily!" Robbie disagreed: "Gul'dan has technical support from the Burning Legion."
"Of course the Burning Legion can do it." The mini kobold shook his head and retorted: "But the Burning Legion and the Iron Horde are not the same group. To take a step back, if the Burning Legion wants to attack Azeroth, why does it have to attack the Thirty-five
After the new year?”
"This!" Robbie was speechless.
"Hey, young man, you should use your brain more when things happen and learn to look at the essence from the surface." The mini-kobold became more and more old-fashioned: "For example, one of the responsibilities of Dalaran is to supervise the magic fluctuations in Azeroth and the Dark Portal.
When it was turned on for the second time, even a slightly skilled mage could detect the changes in magical energy. Why didn't Dalaran give a warning, leading to the fall of Nethergarde Keep?"
"I don't know!" Robbie answered honestly.
"Because Watchfort belongs to the Alliance!" the mini kobold sighed: "Luoning lived a great and upright life. It's a pity that he believed the so-called prophecy of that idiot red dragon and passed Dalaran into the hands of that bitch. History will be ruined.
It proves that this is a huge mistake that will never be undone, a stain that Luo Ning will never be able to wash away. Mom said that beautiful women can lie."
Robbie didn't believe the kobolds' nonsense, but when he mentioned Dalaran and the Dark Portal, something was touched in his mind, just a little bit.
Something seemed to have happened in front of the Dark Portal. It seemed that there was a conflict with an orc and the guy was beaten into a pig's head.
"Look, the Dark Portal."
Robbie raised his head and looked at the towering Dark Door in the distance. Suddenly, an idea flashed and the Memory Door opened.
This is from the memory of Robbie Capol.
After an arduous and outstanding battle, the Alliance's two hundred cannon fodder troops successfully repelled the Iron Horde vanguard and took control of the Dark Portal.
This was an extremely brutal battle, and many warriors sacrificed their lives.
Afterwards, about crossing the Dark Portal, the cannon fodder had a dispute with Khadgar, Thrall, Maraad and others.
Alliance adventurers are never afraid of death, even if they serve as cannon fodder.
But I am afraid that my death will be unknown and someone will take advantage of me.
Although the cannon fodder's strength is low and insignificant, there are many knowledgeable people among them. They severely point out that the raid on the Dark Portal is absurd and ridiculous. Those who made this plan are either idiots or have some agenda.
There are three reasons.
First of all, the Dark Portal in the Cursed Land is not indestructible. As long as the Dark Portal on Azeroth is destroyed, the Iron Horde will not be able to escape without taking huge risks to enter Draenor.
Furthermore, to take a step back, if you don't want to destroy the Dark Portal, you only need appropriate magical interference, and the Iron Tribe will be completely blinded. A giant magic teleportation array like the Dark Portal is like a precision-operated instrument.
Not even a tiny bit will work, any interference will make all the previous efforts in vain.
In the end, we gave in and did not destroy the Dark Portal, and there was no need for magic interference. We used the stupidest method to build a high wall to block the Dark Portal. The Iron Tribe who passed through the Dark Portal would all be lost in the cracks in space.
Suffocated to death.
The Iron Horde cannot cross the Dark Portal. It will not take long before morale is low, civil strife will break out, and it will fall apart due to internal friction. This is the best strategy.
Khadgar, Thrall, Maraad and other leaders are not fools. They all understand these principles. They must have their own purposes, but they are unwilling to make them public. The debate will lead to no result. In the end, Khadgar proposed to use orcs.
The way to solve the problem is for both parties to draw lots to select a representative and have a duel to determine the winner or loser. Whoever wins depends on who wins.
This proposal was very unfair, but the force was stronger than the people, so the cannon fodder troops reluctantly agreed.
After drawing lots, the candidate for the cannon fodder unit was Robbie Capol, and his opponent was the great savior, the orc Thrall.
The strength of adventurers in Azeroth is divided from low to high: Gray Foot, White Slate, Excellent, Elite, Epic, Legend, and Myth, a total of seven realms.
Gray feet refer to farmers, fishermen, traffickers, and people who have never practiced cultivation and are in good health.
A whiteboard refers to an adventurer whose strength and resistance to blows have been significantly enhanced through systematic training, and whose physical fitness has been greatly improved. For example, a guard who can only slash weapons but cannot use skills is generally in the whiteboard state.
Those who are extremely outstanding must be professionals, and it mainly depends on the attainments of professional skills.
Thrall has the outstanding blood of the Durotan family, studied under the great Drek'Thar, and is a famous orc shaman. With the addition of the artifact Doomhammer, his strength is roughly at the peak of the epic level, close to the legend.
Robbie Capol is a warlock with extremely poor talent, barely an entry-level warlock, and his strength is somewhere between a blank slate and an excellent one.
This was originally a duel with a huge disparity in strength and no suspense about the outcome.
However, what was unexpected was that, in full view of everyone, Robbie Capol easily beat Sal into a pig's head with his skillful boxing and kicking skills and exquisite positioning.
When Thrall was beaten to death, Maraad took action. In the name of "the savior cannot be defeated by the hands of unknown people", he attacked Robbie Capor from behind...
When Robbie Capor woke up, he was already in the Iron Tribe's prison.
Damn it.
The clear memories made Robbie extremely angry.
Robbie Capol can't beat Sal, it's obvious that he is just a substitute.
An orc who looks exactly like Thrall but is of low strength takes Thrall's place in the plan to raid the Dark Portal.
What on earth do these guys want to do, and what sinister plan does the real Thrall have?
Recalling the past, Robbie's face was cloudy and angry.
"What's wrong with you?" asked the mini-kobold who saw some clues.
"Nothing." Robbie suppressed his anger and said casually: "What do you think of Sal, the savior?"
The mini kobold snapped his fingers and said proudly: "You asked the right person. Let me introduce myself. I am Jiage. Because I often light wax and stay up late to study hard, I am known as the Big Candle in the world. I am a mage and a senior scholar.
He is the author of many academic papers such as "Thall's Dark Science", "The Truth Revealed on Mount Hyjal", "How the Orcs Rise", etc., and is the authority in the study of Thrall's life."
Expert, after hearing this, Robbie immediately stood up and asked for advice.
The big candle Jiage is getting more and more proud. Because the shrinking potion is gradually losing its effectiveness, his body is much bigger than before:
"In my opinion, Thrall's greatest skill is to take advantage of the situation and is good at elevating personal hatred to the perspective of saving the world. Anyone who opposes Thrall is against Azeroth, and Thrall's enemies are the enemies of Azeroth.
Garrosh Hellscream wanted to revitalize the Horde, advocated peaceful coexistence with the Alliance, and jointly fought against the Burning Legion. Because he had political disagreements with Thrall, and had an old relationship with Agnar, Thrall secretly caused mischief and took advantage of the Alliance and the Horde.
Drive him out of the position of warchief; Deathwing is the Aspect Dragon, and believes that the orcs are the source of all suffering in Azeroth. He gathers his strength to plan to destroy the orcs, but ends up with a tragic end, and is slandered as the destroyer of the world. Artha
There was a blood feud between Si and Thrall. He tried to kill Thrall countless times, but the result was unknown and he died on the Frozen Throne. At Mount Hyjal, Illidan stabbed Thrall and almost killed him. After that, Illidan
Dan then fell in the Dark Temple."
After hearing this, Robbie was greatly disappointed. What he said was nothing. It was completely different from the known history. It was simply fabricated. He couldn't help but retorted: "I completely disagree with your point of view. How can Garrosh coexist peacefully with the Alliance?"
, he destroyed Theramore with his own hands."
The big candle Jager glared and shouted: "What do you know, a newcomer? Ji bitch is Thrall's lackey. The northern castle of the alliance fortress will never be repaired. It is jokingly called the meat warehouse of Orgrimmar. Kurti
Half of the human race in Lars was fed to the orcs by Gi Bitch, and Theramore was destroyed by Focusing Rainbow. It was a very happy event in the eyes of the Alliance, and King Varian almost celebrated with fireworks."
Robbie stroked his forehead, feeling that this kobold was definitely mentally abnormal, crazy, delusional and over-brained: "Okay, we won't discuss Garrosh. I have never heard that Illidan participated in Hyjal.
Battle of the Mountain.”
The big candle Gag showed a strong look of disdain: "You seem to be a very smart human being, why can't you use your brain to think? The battle on Mount Hyjal was led by the elves. How could Illidan be such a lively person?
Not involved. The Fall of Lordaeron and the Battle of Mount Hyjal are known as the two major mysteries of contemporary history. They are kept secret and many things are unclear. In order to safeguard the honor of the elves and maintain the hypocritical peace of the Alliance and the Horde, the official
It's nonsense, full of loopholes, and unbelievable. According to my research, after the war, Malfurion Stormrage was called a silly deer by the elven leaders, and his popularity plummeted. Tyrande was completely disappointed in him, and the two separated, and the marriage existed in name only.
Illidan left for the Outlands, and Fandral Staghelm betrayed his teacher, all because of Mount Hyjal."
Robbie felt a deep sense of powerlessness. The world view of this sharp-tongued kobold was distorted, and he was talking nonsense and did not understand what he meant.
Fortunately, the Dark Portal is not far away, and this meaningless quarrel can finally be stopped.
However, Big Candle Jiage refused to give up and broke the news again. (To be continued)