It was Friday, working hours, the weather was too hot, and there were few people in the park.
An embarrassing martial arts battle is about to take place in this park in the name of the Legend of White Snake. The two parties participating in the battle are trying their best to use their lifelong skills to start.
It’s just that these five people who participated in the war, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this group of mortal children’s unique skills in their lives?
What is your secret skill in life? Why does it sound weird?
They are just mortals, they don't know martial arts, they have never learned martial arts, and they have no magic or celestial arts.
Isn't it a bit ironic for their lifelong skills to face reality and fight with martial arts?
Yes, it's a bit sarcastic, but it's not just sarcastic, it's also a bit fun, a bit funny.
Just briefly imagine their lifelong skills, that is, their level of martial arts. In my imagination,
They don't have martial arts, so they can't have any unique skills in their lives.
All I could think of was that I couldn't help but smile evilly, creating a very funny mentality.
How could this lifelong secret of knowledge be so funny?
Because when you think about it, we are all mortals, but there are no fancy and messy ultimate moves like those on TV.
I can imagine that it was like the boy in the movie "Kung Fu" with his butt half exposed and the one that was supposed to be the brightest. He had such a unique skill in his life.
All I could think about was the feeling of being like that handsome guy with his butt half exposed, slapping his hands and feet randomly.
Hahaha,
Embarrassing hands and feet?
Hahaha.
This is how we, ordinary people, ordinary people, ordinary people, like us, write about our unique skills in life,
Author, are you a devil or a bacterium!!
Hahaha, isn’t it? Aren’t you the same person who has learned the ultimate trick in your life?
Hahaha,
hohoho,
Hum hum,
No, hum.
hey-hey,
Just talk nonsense.
cut.
Ha ha,
Be serious and don't laugh.
If you say you don't smile, you won't smile. You just smile.
Haha, right, right.
At this time, there is a battle scene in the Legend of White Snake beside the lotus pond.
In the life-long secret skills that you all displayed, the very first battle scenes contained no actual martial arts combat.
Not only are there no real martial arts scenes, there aren't even any fights.
Sometimes everyone is just fighting against each other in the air,
What is air combat?
Even if everyone is far away from each other, if you say a big move, I will also say a big move.
That is singing tricks.
In fact, it is just Dou Wu Ga, Dou Ga Wu.
Embarrassing martial arts?
Martial arts fight?
Singing tricks?
what is that?
What exactly is singing?
Haha, you don’t even know how to sing?
That is, it's not really a fight, it's like a male-female chorus song. After you sing one line, I will sing another line in reverse.
While singing moves, you will also dance your hands and kick your legs randomly, and perform random moves with your hands and feet. This is the martial arts style of singing moves.
In the final analysis, it is completely a game where the two parties are far away from each other and engage in verbal warfare on the spot.
In layman's terms, it is just a verbal sparring, just like scolding, without actually fighting, let alone taking action.
I saw them casually talking about a big move they heard on TV or from books, and then sang it to the opponent. The opponent could be hit by the move, fight back, dodge, say they didn't hit, in short, they could respond to various moves.
Recruit and dismantle tactics and counter-attack.
This way of playing is just singing tricks.
What kind of singing technique?
How exactly?
specific?
look,
I saw Diao Chan singing her moves. Diao Chan sang her moves and said to the Bull Demon King, "Hey, that bald donkey, look at my moonlight evil-killing wave."
Bao Si also said: "Hmph, look at my soul that can destroy all kinds of magic."
The Bull Demon King said: "Huh, you're a kid, I didn't get hit. Counterattack. Look at my Tian Shi Lingbo Dafa. Counterattack. You can all be wiped out."
But originally, for Nezha, he was not just a showman, but a man who wanted to have a real fight with the Bull Demon King.
At that time, Nezha, as the NPC, was the first to charge, and he had already charged towards the Bull Demon King.
It only took two steps.
But at this time, the girls were already singing tricks,
Nezha woke up,
He stopped and stopped charging. When he heard that everyone was putting on airs and singing like they were of high quality, no one charged in the air battle.
After he saw that no one was charging, he stopped charging amidst the sound of the Bull Demon King's group being wiped out.
Understood.
Oh, it turns out that because there are girls around, I can’t touch the girl’s body, and because of the keyword blocking in the Internet, be careful of the magical blessing of 404.
The White Snake tower defense game that everyone is playing is a game that only involves singing tricks and not physical combat, and is a formalistic war of words.
It's not really about attacking.
Well, if that's the case, then I, like everyone else, will make my move.
Nezha adapted to the environment and thought, after all, I have gone to elementary school. Of course, when I use my ultimate move, I have to be elegant and like a elementary school student. So I didn’t really kill him, and I was ready to start singing moves and slobbering.
war.
Although this singing technique is formalistic, once the fight starts and everyone wants to play their roles well, it becomes a dream, and it is no longer the Legend of White Snake. Everyone has long forgotten whether they are Xiaobai or Fahai.
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
Nezha sang the move and said: "Hey, that bald donkey, look at my big move, the universe is spinning and the sky is spinning."
I don’t know who’s move is this Cosmic Heavenly Spin Big Storm Wave. Anyway, Nezha just pretended to move randomly in the void. While singing moves in the air, he waved his hands in random directions and kicked his legs a few times.
Down, it means that the move has been launched to attack the Bull Demon King.
It turns out that the Bull Demon King was attacked by Nezha's initial strong charge and was fighting back against the girl's singing moves.
Instinctively, he stumbled back a step and a half. Now he stood firm and everyone still kept a safe distance of several meters. After receiving the move, the Bull Demon King also sang the move and made gestures with his hands and feet to hit everyone from a distance.
Said: "Humph, kid, look at the meteor impact of me 65 million years ago, you can destroy it."
No matter what, he is actually cursing people again (I was called a dinosaur...), then don't blame us for being rude and using all kinds of big moves.
As soon as the move was launched, the scene immediately became a mess, and all the martial arts and magic skills that could be thought of were used.
This is a singing technique where everyone keeps a safe distance of several meters.
After singing for a long time, I feel that the so-called singing has changed, and the more I sing, the more awkward it becomes.
It has become the so-called fighting martial arts. The Legend of White Snake has completely distanced itself from those who originally only wanted to fight with high quality.
It turned into a real fight.
The fight is awkward.
I saw the fighting game of these five people, shouting and shouting in the air. Growing up in all kinds of messy situations, I learned all kinds of martial arts moves, magic moves, singing moves and fights from TV, the Internet, and online articles.
.
The ‘fighting martial arts’ was going on.
Look, everyone is shouting, the invincible whirlwind kick, the deadly scissor kick are coming, look at me, be careful of the hidden weapon, the six-meridian sword, get out, I am the diamond luffa baby, my invisible baby is here, I am the iron-headed baby
Damn it, I am a novice now, the water will destroy the golden mountain, bah, I am Zhu Geliang, I will flood the seven armies, I will Fahai, the bowl and the bowl will collect the world...
Oh my, there are so many great moves. These great moves sound great, they look so powerful.
It's just normal when it comes to fighting.
Mortals, you know, to put it nicely, when they fight, they just kick their hands and legs randomly. It doesn’t matter whether they look beautiful or not, they have the same hands and feet, as long as they strike, it will be fine.
But fortunately, the young man's body shape is very smooth and flexible, and the dance is still eye-catching, the viewing is still acceptable, and it is not completely impossible to watch.
It's okay to be awkward, as long as you are happy and enjoy the happiness, isn't this a happy game moment?
Don't worry about him so much, don't worry about his hands and feet, whether he is embarrassed or not, just fight him.
But wait, these two girls, you are allies.
Baosi, how can you use the Iron Head Kung Fu to bring your ally Diao Chan over?
Alas, these kids are still like this. They treat life as a game. Once the fighting becomes more intense, they often cannot distinguish between ourselves and the enemy. They attack wherever the fight goes smoothly, regardless of whether they are allies or not.
Fortunately, none of the popular online games nowadays have the function of attacking 'one's friends'.
Otherwise, if there is an online game, the game concept of this article can be used to attack one's own friends, and an appearance mode can be set up to attack one's own friends.
Well, I'm afraid that many online games have just started, and many teams have not played. I am afraid that some of them have been killed to pieces by their own team members. They don't need to go out and can't leave their own game venues.
Haha, if there is such a game in reality where you kill your friends, would it really be like this? I don’t know.
Do you often accidentally kill your own teammates?
Haha, whether you know it or not, but I accept the criticism and stop fighting Diao Chan, and immediately attack the Bull Demon King, Bala Dora, the Little Demon Fairy, Gu Qiyi, the God of Six Lights, disappear, disappear for me
, all disappear, all my enemies disappear for me...
Good magic and good moves. Sure enough, there are all kinds of romantic moves in this world that only girls know but boys don't understand, and they are beautiful and very freehand.
But this move was useless, and he was immediately destroyed by the Bull Demon King's shocking move, Blood Demon Shocking Wave.
Everyone used various skills from various popular games, various shooting skills from various popular games, and other moves...to attack the enemies randomly, and also attacked friendly forces from time to time.
Sure enough, it's just a joke. In the fun, there are always teammates who attack their own teammates. Sure enough, it is said that there are countless pig teammates in the world, hahaha.
This singing battle, up to this moment, was still quite fun. It was still like just meeting each other for the first time in life, and it was a complete battle in the air without any real action.
Whenever you think of a big move, sing it to the opponent, and then wave your hands and feet wildly, it's a real dance of demons.
Of course, there is also the Bull Demon King who pretended to be hit by the Turtle Wave Kung Fu, Nezha was unable to avoid the King's group destruction, etc.
Hitting and evading moves, a war of words is played to the fullest, using all kinds of physical incoordination to the fullest.
These mortals were using their unique tricks and tricks to fight in an unorganized manner. They made all kinds of fake moves, and everyone was fighting and shouting randomly, their limbs were uncoordinated.
'He beat and trampled randomly.
In addition to the literary and art committee member Diao Chan, she is a dance student who has studied dance... and has a solid dance foundation...