Listening to Qike saying that he was so interested in this story, Hua'er stopped laughing so cutely.
Lovely continued to say to Qi Ke: "Later, of course Zhuge Liang was reluctant to kill those cattle, sheep, etc. Think about it, kill the cattle and sheep and throw them into the river, and they will float away with the current. What a pity.
Isn’t that right?”
Hearing this, Qi Ke was eating steamed buns and thinking about beef and mutton. He couldn't help yearning for the taste of beef and mutton. He said, "Yes, it would be a pity to throw so much delicious beef and mutton into the river."
, it would be nice if you give it to me, mom, right, and then what."
When Qi Qi heard Qi Ke's words, he was still the same as himself. He wanted to eat meat, he wanted to eat meat very much, and he expressed his desire to eat meat so vividly.
He said cutely: "Hahaha, yes, I just said that you are very similar to the River God. Sure enough, you are just like the River God. You treat the steamed buns given by your mother as beef. Your mother is Zhuge Liang.
ah."
When Qi Ke heard this, he said very smartly: "Yes, sister, you are right. Didn't my mother just eat the steamed buns and become Zhuge Liang? Didn't I become the river god?"
Hahaha, when Qi Ge heard this, he thought, oh, look at what these two little live treasures said, it suddenly made people realize that eating steamed buns can really turn into Zhuge Liang. Sure enough, someone really turned into Zhuge Liang.
It's just that this is too funny.
When everyone heard what Qiqi Qike said, he said it so cutely and made people laugh, they couldn't help but laugh happily in unison.
They were all amused by Qike and Qiqi's children's funny words.
Amid laughter, Hua'er heard that Qi Qi was a little childish because she only ate steamed buns, and Tong Yan Wuji was always slandering her. Hua'er also had a motherly attitude and didn't take it seriously. Because of this, she
Qiqi and Qike's childhoods were arrogant.
Qi Kecai raised a naughty child.
Because Hua'er has a kind temperament, she never beats or scolds children.
Not only was Hua'er not angry at this time, but she was so happy to see everyone listening, and the children all believed it.
He said happily: "Yes, that's right. And wow, of course I can't bear to kill cattle and sheep. Cows are used for transportation and cannot be killed. Sheep are used for food for soldiers. There are not many sheep. What if there are no cattle and sheep?"
So Zhuge Liang bought a lot of steamed buns and regarded them as cattle and sheep."
Qi Ke said: "Then, Zhuge Liang gave these steamed buns to the River God. Without vegetables, the River God was very obedient? Obedient? Happy? He only ate steamed buns?"
Hua'er hadn't spoken yet. When he was about to say something, Qi Qi had already joked with Qi Ke and said, "Yes, these steamed buns are just for you to eat. Then the River God will be the same as you are now. You are the River God."
god."
Of course Qike didn't want to be a river god who only ate steamed buns but no meat, so he quickly argued: "No, no, no, I don't want to be a river god, I want to be a soldier. Didn't Zhuge Liang say that sheep are used for soldiers to eat?
The soldiers can eat the mutton, and leave the steamed buns for the River God."
Qi Qi continued: "What a beautiful thought. You are the God of the River. Look, aren't you eating steamed buns? There is no mutton."
Qike was criticized, and of course he was unwilling to reply that Qiqi was also a river god, saying: "Huh, aren't you eating steamed buns too, so aren't you also a river god? Haha, my sister is also a river god."
Of course Qi Qi didn't want to be the River God, and said: "Huh, silly, I'm not the River God, you are the River God. Everyone recognizes you as the River God, and you are the same as the River God. Eat what you eat."
Let’s go get the steamed buns.”
After all, Qi Ke was the younger brother, so he couldn't compete with his sister, so he also took a bite of steamed buns to calm down his shock and said: "I'm eating my steamed buns, and I haven't eaten meat. Why do you keep asking me? You don't have mutton to eat either."
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In fact, Qi Qi had been angry because there was no meat to eat, so he said: "Humph, I didn't eat it, did you eat it? If I didn't eat it, I didn't eat it. Didn't you also eat it? Did you eat it?"
Qi Ke said: "Sister, that's not the case. No, mom tasted beef. Also, didn't you hear mom say before that eating steamed buns will make Zhuge Liang?"
Qiqi disagreed and said, "Do you believe it?"
Qike said: "Believe me, you said that if my mother eats the steamed buns, she will really become Zhuge Liang. But now, only if my mother eats the steamed buns, she will become Zhuge Liang. If the steamed buns taste like beef, we will be different."
, everything has changed into the River God, you are the River God, and dad is also the River God.”
Qiqi said: "We are not the river god. Only you are the river god. Only you can make the steamed buns taste like beef."
Suddenly, for some reason, while listening to the story, the two children started to make a fuss and kept arguing.
Haha, as expected, children have some strange thoughts in their minds, and they are noisy about these strange things.
However, although Qi Qi and Qi Ke had doubts and were a little sensible, the education of ancient people was not that enlightened, and ancient children were not so precocious. Naturally, at this age, ancient Qi Ke could not fully understand adults.
Right and wrong inside the words.
After listening to this, Hua'er realized that although Qiqi and Qike had many questions in their hearts, they didn't realize that their mother was just joking with them.
Without explaining, just like Yuan'er performing a comedy, he quickly and exaggeratedly ate the remaining steamed bun from the last bite, then bit into a new steamed bun and continued to play with the child.
He said to Qi Qi and Qi Ke: "Okay, stop arguing, Qi'er, Ke'er, look at how delicious these steamed buns are. Look, my mother ate them so deliciously that she ate one in one bite."
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Then he tasted the taste of the steamed buns in the same funny and exaggerated way as Yuan'er, and said: "Well, look, as you eat it, it does taste like beef. Well, it's delicious, so you should regard this steamed buns as...
Beef, mutton, it’s all delicious.”
But if you joke like this, you can no longer fool the eldest child Qiqi.
Qiqi said aggrievedly: "Oh, then the River God is like my mother now? She doesn't eat lunch and just buys a few steamed buns for us to eat. However, Qike is the River God, and my father and I are not.
I don’t want to eat steamed buns, but want to have lunch, dad, do you think so?”
Qi Ge didn't dare to express any opinions. He just gnawed the bun silently and said meaningfully: "No, no, no, listen to mom. What mom says is the most authoritative and is right."
The initiative was entirely given to Hua'er.
Hua'er heard that Qiqi was a brat, so he directly exposed her cover with such childlike words. It was a bit embarrassing, but it exposed her cover, but did not expose her stubbornness.
Hua'er stubbornly said to Qi Qi: "Qi'er, don't talk nonsense. As long as you eat the steamed buns as beef, it tastes good and you can taste the beef."
Qiqi is 10 years old. Of course he doesn't believe these lies to children. He doesn't believe it no matter what he says. Moreover, his temper is inherited and he has always been doted on by his loving mother. He is a bit stubborn and says: "I don't believe it. They are just lying to us children."
Qike, do you taste beef?"
Qike had just been teased by Qi Qi and had been quarreling with Qi Qi. At this time, in order to continue to quarrel with Qi Qi, he really cooperated with her mother as Qi Qi said before, and believed in Hua'er's words, so she could eat the steamed buns.
Enjoy it with gusto.
Use funny and exaggerated expressions to pretend that you really taste the beef.
Then he deliberately said to Qiqi: "No, sister, you can eat it. Look, this steamed bun does taste like beef. Sister, look at how delicious it is. It obviously tastes like beef. Taste it, taste it carefully.
If you taste it carefully, you can really taste the mutton flavor."