0017 my halo / the strongest zero score composition
Zou Meng: "It's my first time to be a ghost, please take care of me."
Child: "Okay, kid, you have become a ghost. How do you feel now? Brother, please share your thoughts when you are a cute little ghost."
Also drunk.
How can I express my thoughts? I don’t express my thoughts.
Zou Meng: "I'm dizzy. My idea is that I don't want to be a ghost. I want to grow up happily with my children and grow old happily together."
Child: "It's so beautiful, but it's impossible. If you don't say this (I don't want to do ghost things), little brother, on this occasion of great joy, please reorganize your thoughts and tell me how you became a new ghost."
Have an idea and show an attitude.”
Zou Meng: "Oh, do you have to express your thoughts?"
Child: "Well, please accept our interview."
Zou Meng: "Oh?" She looked confused.
Child: "Please tell me how you feel now."
Zou Meng: "Isn't it okay if you don't become a ghost?"
Child: "No."
Zou Meng: "Oh, okay."
The child waited for a while, but Zou Meng didn't respond at all.
?
Gone?
The child said: "(No more publishing?) No more?"
Zou Meng: "No more."
Awkward.
The child said: "Can't you... (don't you have any feelings after becoming a ghost), okay? What does okay mean?"
Zou Meng: "I don't want to be a ghost, I want to be a human being."
It's useless to talk more. The child said: "Forget it, what do you think?"
Zou Meng was very confused about all this. She had many questions and puzzles for a long time, so she said without thinking: "Can I ask a question?"
The child said: "You can ask three questions."
Ah, so few. Zou Meng was about to speak, but when his thoughts passed through his mind, he immediately stopped, paused, and remembered the seriousness of this problem. I was dizzy. In this scene and situation, I have
Why is 100,000 good? Now it only gives me 3 questions. Isn’t this, isn’t this enough to fill the gap between my teeth...?
Isn’t it true that all questions with the word ‘Is’ are questions. I almost asked ‘Are there just three questions?’, it was so dangerous and I almost wasted a question.
Fortunately, modern people are well-informed and witty.
I'm dizzy. I don't even know who you are now. I don't know if I should ask. I made a mistake. I should have asked questions like 'who are you' first? I made a mistake. I made a big mistake. I made a mistake now.
There is no way to ask.
You are still too young, how should you ask questions now?
I had so many thoughts at the moment that it actually caused a traffic jam. I didn’t know what to ask.
The child said: "There is a time limit."
Zou Meng: "How long?"
Child: "A few minutes, because I will be leaving in a few minutes. First question."
Zou Meng: "Where are you going?"
I fainted. I had already wasted a question inadvertently and unintentionally. Unexpectedly, I wasted another question by inadvertently answering casually. Unfortunately, two questions were gone.
There is another question, please hold back and don’t answer in a hurry.
Child: "I'm going back to the office. The little girl who handles your affairs will be here soon."
Oh, fortunately, someone placed the order with me. I'm glad. I just don't know when it will come. I have to endure the problem and don't inadvertently waste it all and be embarrassed.
Child: "Because the little girl who is in charge of your guide has too many things to do and doesn't have time to come over to guide you. I came to see you today to temporarily take over for her."
Zou Meng thought that she had been set by the child to answer only three questions, and she didn't want to use up all three questions.
So Zou Meng didn't dare to speak, fearing that when he spoke he would turn into asking questions.
Then I thought about how I had so many questions when I first came to the ghost world, and they started to appear as soon as I opened my mouth. Thinking of this, I simply didn’t dare to say anything anymore.
A face that thinks of questions but dare not ask, wants to speak but dare not, and now does not even dare to speak.
The child ignored this and knew what Zou Meng wanted to ask. He also saw that Zou Meng's guide from the ghost world hadn't come yet, so he was bored for a moment.
Then he continued: "You want to ask why, oh, well, this is probably because your good friend prayed to the sky to make your wish come true one day, and blocked your memory."
Fulfill your wish?
Zou Meng, who was afraid of wasting money and didn't know how to speak anymore, had no courage to speak. At this time, she put on a smart face and put away her mood and questions about why, and tried not to speak as much as possible.
I made a "please continue your performance" expression and allowed the children to express themselves freely.
The child said: "This year's high school entrance examination essay in Yanyu City was to write about the small pond in your hometown. The only one who got a zero score was you."
I'm confused, zero-mark essay, the legendary zero-mark essay for the high school entrance examination, and I actually wrote one?
But why do I have no impression at all?
But writing a zero-point essay seems very impressive and impressive.
Hoho, hoho.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
But, is it me? I wrote it, haha.
Zou Meng curled her lips while thinking,
Smile evilly.
I can’t help but think that I, Zou Meng, was the only one in the city who got a zero score in the high school entrance examination this year, and I was defeated by ten thousand people. Hahaha, I’m really good.
I just have no impression, no impression at all.
Child: "In your essay, you actually scrawled that there was a water monster in the toasting pool, a famous scenic spot in Yanyu City, and wrote a story about how you and four of your classmates fought the water monster by the pool. Although
The imagination was too rich, but the impact was too bad. As a result, it was divided into zero points. This zero point caused a small sensation in the whole city. But of course, you are not the first to get zero points, nor are you the last to get zero points.
.”
Let me tell you the reality that although there are few people who get zero points for essays, they often do.
The child continued: "Your zero-score essay was made out of nothing. It told the story of you and four of your classmates encountering a water monster in Jingbei Lake. After you died... and left..., your teacher should give everyone's advice.
I strongly request that you post your composition in your circle of friends..."
"Your four classmates, that is, the four classmates who visited the garden with you just now, after reading your composition, copied it each time, and then burned it while blessing them, making a wish to God, hoping to be with you.
Let’s act out the story of the battle with the water monster together...the essay they burned..."
"We received this essay, but after receiving it, we thought it was an inconspicuous one among the countless petitions, so we threw it away. Unexpectedly, that day happened to be the day before the local garbage classification started.
The supervisor of our area came to our office to check the garbage classification, picked up the essays thrown into the trash can, and even gave us a slap in the face for not sorting the garbage properly..."
Ah, I'm dizzy. Trash can, you, your company, didn't sort the garbage properly... Did you find it in the recyclable trash can?
At this time, Zou Meng was actually distracted and caressing about garbage sorting in a leisurely manner, haha. But fortunately, it was so dangerous, but fortunately there was someone with a keen eye to understand the composition.
Zou Meng asked: "Why did you throw it away?"
Child: "Don't you see that the things people burn for their ancestors are all for profit and money, and how can they burn compositions?"
Oh, it seems to be the case, there are people who burn paper money, people who burn paper houses, and there are people who burn paper beauties, but there are no people who burn compositions.
Child: "So you have this happy experience, that pond adventure."
Oh, that’s it, that’s what happened.
No wonder the four friends no longer have a sense of urgency after the incident in the pool was over.
I no longer care about how to deal with the water monster.
It turned out that that thrilling experience turned out to be a zero-point essay I had written...
It's just my zero-score essay...
No wonder after they got their wish in the pool, they no longer had any sense of urgency or realism, so all that was left was 'take care'...
Zou Meng couldn't help but said "oh".
Child: "What?"
Zou Meng: "Oh, I understand, but, brother, who are you?"