Although she is a ghost, the beautiful Nie Xiaoqian is naturally extremely beautiful.
She is still widely recognized as beautiful, but Zou Meng has happily argued with Nie Xiaoqian about beauty, so Zou Meng will not say that Nie Xiaoqian is beautiful.
Although Nie Xiaoqian is extremely beautiful, she can beautify the scholar's heart.
But Zou Meng is not a scholar.
Zou Meng ignored Nie Xiaoqian, but Nie Xiaoqian, who was unhappy with Zou Meng because of anger and retaliation, continued to insult Zou Meng.
Nie Xiaoqian said: "Just for this appearance, you call yourself a key person, so self-destructive, and talking about yourself like this, it also shows that you are too scumbag, those little animals, about what you wrote, those high praises and reputations.
"
Xiaotong, the little wild boar boy who pouted whenever he disagreed, commented: "I'm not that scumbag. If you don't believe me, just think about it carefully."
As a country goblin who has been growing up in the mountains, Tong Xiaotong can't understand what's wrong with calling himself Keyman. Like other goblins, he thinks the title Keyman is funny.
It's also very sour and refreshing, which makes people feel very funny when they hear it.
The fairies and elves in the fairy circle in the small courtyard have always liked listening to Zou Meng's stories because of their earthy and funny nature.
Is there anyone in the world who doesn’t like this kind of comedy?
…
Tong Xiaotong's maintenance of Zou Meng's "thimble" level reminded Zou Meng of what happened when Tong Xiaotong was a child.
Zou Meng was originally a lonely couple who had always depended on each other and had no other disciples.
Although the master has never liked the appearance of small animals, Zou Meng has a difficult nature and the master does not beat or scold Zou Meng, so Zou Meng still often picks up small animals. Then the master does not like them and asks Zou Meng to kill the small animals.
Release it back into nature.
At this time, Tong Xiaotong finally picked up the small animal that transformed into a human form.
That year, when Zou Meng was 16 years old, Tong Xiaotong appeared.
Tong Xiaotong was originally a little wild boar picked up by Zou Meng, but magically, Tong Xiaotong transformed into a cute little baby under the eyes of little Zou Meng.
Little Zou Meng, who was isolated from the world, realized that there were fairies and elves in the world.
The master was finally moved by Zou Meng's sincerity, and the essence stone was opened.
At that time, Tong Xiaotong, the little wild boar that had transformed into "Human Chu", was completely adorable.
He was so merciful that he took Tong Xiaotong in, contrary to the norm.
And started to interact with the cute and adorable Tong Xiaotong, who was all kinds of annoying...
This day can make people's hearts cute. A little kid, who is already 4 years old in the human world, carries an iron bucket on his back and follows his master to practice "back strength" and running in the mountains.
Zou Meng was ordered to go to the market at the foot of the mountain to buy some daily necessities that were not available in the mountain...
But that's the day,
Master's enemy, a young man who looked like he was only in his 20s, called the 40-year-old Master his junior brother.
I found the 'Touching Cloud Temple', which is the mountain hut where my master lived in seclusion.
There was a fierce battle. The weather was fine, but for some reason it started to rain heavily.
It's raining heavily...
Zou Meng is back….
The amazing sight I saw was….
Master covered his chest...panting...out of breath...as if he was clinging to life...
The enemy stood handsomely on the edge of the cliff and said: "Junior Brother Qing, Master has long said that you cannot raise fairies and elves. I didn't expect that you have been observing the precept for two hundred years and finally broke it. This breaking of the precept is indeed the day of your death..."
"
…
The memory is very painful, and I don’t want to continue to think about it. I interrupt Zou Meng’s thoughts and let him return to reality...
This kind of thimble maintenance actually shows that children who have never been to the human world do not know the ways of the human world.
But with the attitude of a fairy who is far away from the human world, I don't think there is anything wrong or scummy about the word "Jianren". Instead, I sincerely think that it is a very funny and happy word that makes people laugh involuntarily.
Moreover, Zou Meng’s earthy stories really bring Tong Xiaotong a lot of heartfelt joy.
But Nie Xiaoqian has been used to it for a long time in the human world. Judging by the rules of the human world, the behavior of claiming to be a cheater is really "scum". If you say it for your own entertainment, you will lose your status and be looked down upon by others.
But to talk about this kind of thing to Tong Xiaotong, who doesn't understand the true temperament of the world, it's like saying it like a summer insect can't talk about it in the circle of goblins in the small courtyard who don't think the key person is bad, but also think it's funny.
Instead, they will become the target of attack.
So Nie Xiaoqian said nothing more than: "Tsk~, you are so cute, you are a flying pig."
I can't say anything.
Haha, whether it is a scumbag or not, whether it is famous or not, whether it is a pig or not, whether it is a failure or not, it does not affect Zou Meng to continue writing novels.
Who has never failed, who has never been inferior, who has not had a pig-like period, the fun continues.
In the midst of the fun, there are indeed very strange things...
Of course, weird people have weird pen names.
Zou Meng's pen name was once called "Chunfeng Youdu, a young man from ancient times who can be eaten by the laughing monster in one bite".
When this pseudonym appears in the book...
Sure enough, she smiled after winning the beauty. Nie Xiaoqian laughed three times and commented: "Hahaha, it really is a flying pig style, a super super big flying pig style..."
Haha, it turns out that Zou Meng once had this name, but the name is too long, a full 25 characters, and it is difficult to read, difficult to pronounce, and difficult to use as a name.
Haha, after a quick reading, this name is not only very long, but also very illogical and difficult to pronounce. It is difficult to read it in one breath, and it has no characteristics.
If we have to talk about the characteristics of this name and why it makes people feel so weird, it is that the name itself is synonymous with weirdness. In Zou Meng’s heart, there is indeed a very strange and strong feeling and shadow of flying pig flow.
of.
It seems that when he was young, his master's death had a huge impact on him and affected his future experiences and life.
In the end, he unknowingly became a colorful flying pig that he didn't know and didn't care about.
It seems that in the past, Zou Meng was also a member of a family with a very unique personality.
The word "flying pig flow" appeared twice, which made Tong Xiaotong, who is also a little wild boar, feel very confused. Could it be that he was scolding himself?
Tong Xiaotong: "Flying pig flow? What do you mean?"
Little White Marten: "I don't know, it probably means non-mainstream. Aren't many non-mainstream people colorful in the past?"
Haha, the little white ferret is not only beautiful and unrestrained, but also knows a lot. His cleverness is not only natural, but also very powerful.
Oh, it turns out that this is what Feizhuliu means, and it’s not about scolding children.
It's just what Xiao Baimin said, everyone who is not mainstream knows it, and then Yipin, indeed, this name is really weird, flying pig style, and very colorful.
Humph: "Is it just that Zou Meng is a fool? He chose such a silly pen name like the super long colorful flying pig style."
Nie Xiaoqian: "Hahaha, of course he is (a fool), he is (a fool)."
Hengguai: "Whether Zou Meng is a fool, see "Extra Chapter-2-1 The Mystery of the Fool""
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Haguai: "Extra chapter, extra chapter, what is extra chapter."
Hengguai: "It's just a chapter outside the main text."
Haguai: "That's not what I meant. What I meant was where to watch the extra chapter."
Humphui: "This..."
Haguai: “Can’t you see it?”
Hengguai: "Well... I don't seem to have seen it for the moment. Haguai, you are also a novel elf. Have you seen it?"
Haguai: "Of course I didn't see it, so I asked you."