Zou Meng, who could only live passively, could only watch helplessly as he was being indirectly harmed by the battle between a man and a woman who was obviously trying to snatch him, the Xianxia.
The indirect damage was that Zou Meng was being whipped around by their Xianxia battle...
In addition to being confused, I was so dizzy due to the constant spinning around that I didn't know why or why.
This is my first time playing ball. I have no experience and am very uncomfortable with it. There are too many things to learn and I am feeling dizzy.
I was also really dizzy.
And I'm still dizzy and confused...
Why?
Why?
It turned into a ball.
Zou Meng really doesn’t want to play ball.
It's so tiring to play ball, being hit here and there.
and
In the battle between those two people, in the indirect damage caused by the fighting, Zou Meng, who had turned into a dragon ball, was really beaten by the two of them, and was completely knocked out.
This time, the word "fainted" is no longer an adjective (used by people in the magic city when they are speechless), but really dizzy.
Dizzy to death.
When she woke up again, Zou Meng was already in a dark environment.
It turns out that the young lady won the Dragon Ball.
He has swallowed the dragon ball and is practicing spells, hoping to integrate the power of the dragon ball.
Now Zou Meng is in the little sister's stomach.
Zou Meng got into the little sister's belly like Sun Wukong.
I feel like I'm digesting.
But of course Zou Meng disagreed and resisted,
He also plays tricks on the little sister's belly like Sun Wukong.
The little sister had an unbearable stomachache like Princess Iron Fan. She tried to digest it, but the pain became more and more painful, so she had to try to spit out the beads.
In other words, Zou Meng was vomited out.
As soon as he spit it out, Zou Meng breathed a sigh of relief, and the young lady also breathed a sigh of relief.
But at this time, the ball was covered with gastric juice and other vomiting substances. Zou Meng said: "It's so disgusting. Please help me wash it."
The young lady was so shocked that she couldn't care less about her stomachache.
?
This bead can actually talk.
The young lady said: "Can you speak?"
But when I went to wash it myself, it was my first time making beads. I didn’t know how to move it, and I couldn’t move it. I still had to take the lady with me to wash it.
Zou Meng said: "Yes, go and help her get cleaned up. It's so disgusting."
Young lady: "Okay."
After washing it clean.
The young lady held Zou Meng in the palm of her hand, positioned Zou Meng parallel to her eyes, and said, "Can you speak?"
Zou Meng: "Yes."
The young lady let go of her hand and let Zou Meng hang in the air. However, it was Zou Meng's first time playing ball. He didn't know how to fly in the air and fell down due to inertia. The young lady quickly caught it.
?
Young lady: “You can’t fly?”
Zou Meng: "No way."
Just as Zou Meng finished speaking, she suddenly remembered, no, it seems I can fly. She and I were fighting in the sky just now, so she can't fly.
Young lady: "No way, you were born to fly."
The little sister was so playful that she guided her up and down and fell alternately to train Zou Meng's flying ability.
The young lady asked: "What's your name?"
Zou Meng: "Zou Meng."
?
The young lady suddenly looked surprised and said, "Shouldn't you be called 'Tai Xuan Young Fu'?"
Zou Meng: "Tai Xuan?"
It seems that Taixuan is a verbal battle. As soon as he said Taixuan, Zou Meng's body immediately lit up, and a surrounding arc of light appeared, and Zou Meng was seen glowing.
The young lady let go of her hand, and Zou Meng no longer needed the young lady's assistance. His own flying ability was automatically enhanced and he was suspended in the air.
Zou Meng was very curious, but also very clever. She began to practice flying freely and independently, flying around the little sister.
The chat continues.
Zou Meng asked: "Tai Xuan Young Talisman? What the hell is Tai Xuan Young Talisman?"
Young lady: "Aren't you just Taixuan Young Fu?"
Zou Meng asked: "Me?"
This atmosphere just creates the right mood at this time. There is no wine but good tea. It is a small scene of "I have good tea, do you have a good story?"
So the young lady told a story to Zou Meng, who was working hard to learn how to make a ball and practice flying.
The lady said:
Duterte Blue Star, in ancient times.
The immortal Taixuan Zhenren, who was still in the human world at that time, planned to walk five thousand miles to Shenglun Mountain.
He has a book boy who is one hundred and twenty years old. He has served Taixuan Master for one hundred and twelve years, but he has always looked like an eighteen-year-old boy.
When he came to Yanggu Pass, which is defined as the boundary between the west and the plains, the scholar thought that he would have to leave the plains in the future. He didn't know what year or month he would be able to see the cultural scenery of the plains again.
Reluctant to leave.
He was very nostalgic for the plain area, so he went to visit the "Yangguguan" city alone.
It was also an injustice. At this time, in the city, he miraculously met a /human/woman.
Falling in love at first sight, wow, it was like first love at that time. This young man who was more than a hundred years old and whose love had just blossomed suddenly felt like he was magically electrocuted. His heart blossomed, his heart was moved, and his heart was moved.
Zou Meng was practicing flying while flying. When he heard this, he felt deeply about the scene when he first met the young lady in front of him with the face of his first love. He couldn't help but said: "Just like how you were when I first met young lady." Like?"
This sudden nymphomaniac (a slang term in the city, which means having strange fantasies about the opposite sex that cannot be combined, weird and extremely cute, and weird adoring behavior/state), is a rare nymphomaniac in the world who can be frank. The nymphomaniac's tune and nymphomaniac behavior are like inflicting Sun Wukong's body-fixing spell on the air.
The air suddenly became quiet.
Haha, how can it be so straightforward? I have never heard of such straightforwardness. For a moment, the young lady didn't know how to behave.
He curled his lips, pretended not to hear, and continued telling the story.
The young lady continued:
When the human woman saw the book boy, she was also very moved and said, as long as the family agrees, I have no objection.
If her family agrees, then she can marry him.
Zou Meng: "Did his family agree?"
I agree, of course I agree.
However, his family said that as long as you provide a dowry of one million yuan and have a car and a house, I will marry your daughter to you. After hearing this, the book boy immediately no longer wanted to be a book boy with Taixuan Zhenren and wanted to stay in the school. Marry a wife and have children in the mortal world.
Zou Meng: "Just one million dollars? It's a lot. Can he succeed?"
Well, there are a lot of them, and most people don’t have that kind of money.
Yes, he is just a book boy and a wage earner. How can he have so much money?
But in this world, there are always some people who are lucky. Like those people, when they want to sleep, they will encounter pillows, and when they want to eat pie, they will encounter Sister Lin falling from the sky.
When the book boy was worried about the lack of money, he immediately met a person who said to the book boy: "This little brother, do you want to raise money?"
The little brother said: "Yes."
The man said, as long as you get me Jiu Shun Qi Ling Pill, I will give you 3 million yuan.
Zou Meng: "Ah, so much, so much money for one pill."
Young lady: "Yes, this is a temptation that is simply irresistible."
Zou Meng: "But it also makes people feel that it is a serial trap. Is that girl really going to marry him? She can't be a bartender."
Zou Meng, a modern man, said the word "wine support" that ancient people had never heard of or understood.