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0047 So you are a snack food

Zou Meng: "The bartender is a liar. He just deceived the book boy. He didn't really want to marry him..."

Young lady: "Oh, maybe. I don't know if that girl really wants to marry him. She is just an NPC. In the stories I heard, there is no story about her later."

Zou Meng: "Does he, the book boy in the story, have any pills or pills?"

Young lady: "He doesn't have it, but Master Taixuan does."

Zou Meng: "Oh, that's right, then how did he... get it."

Young lady: "It's very easy. It's just a matter of hands and it's just in their luggage."

It really is a piece of cake.

The book boy was very relaxed and casually took the 'Nine-Snap Spirit Pill' from his luggage.

but,

But when he was trading with the person he bribed, he was arrested by the customs guard at Yanggu Pass.

It turns out that the person who bought the ‘Jiu Shun Qi Ling Pill’ had a criminal background and was being closed down by the Yanggu customs officers.

When the customs officer at Yanggu Pass was closing the case, he captured the book boy together and then told Master Taixuan about the book boy and the elixir.

Master Taixuan went to visit the book boy.

Master Taixuan said to the book boy: "I have always been poor and had many things to do. No one who worked for me found you, so I took you in as an orphan and became a book boy. At the same time, I gave you the 'Tai Xuan Young Talisman' By eating it for you, you can stay forever young and eighteen years old for more than a hundred years, and live happily to this day."

The book boy didn't speak either, as if he was reminiscing about the long past.

Master Taixuan continued: "Otherwise, your life span would have been over long ago. How could you have lived for more than a hundred years, lived to this day, and lived in youth all the time?"

Master Taixuan paused for a moment, then pondered deeply after speaking seriously.

The book boy was also silent, as if he was remembering the long-lost, boring past of his youth...

A very helpless look...

But suddenly, he smiled strangely and evilly, and this evil smile was very sweet.

It was as if he thought of the beautiful woman he had just met and fell in love with at first sight in the human world, which gave him the sweetness of being a human being. The sweetness of this momentary encounter was actually sweeter than that of a hundred years of youth.

There was a sad and joyful evil smile on his face.

It is also an injustice.

Master Taixuan showed his true feelings when he saw this, it was truly an injustice.

He said: "Okay, in that case, please return the Taixuan Young Talisman to me."

Suddenly….

Master Taixuan unexpectedly slapped the book boy on the back. The book boy opened his mouth involuntarily and spat out the Taixuan Young Talisman.

The talisman that I vomited out was not like the one I vomited out of you, which was full of gastric juices and vomit, but it was the 'Tai Xuan Young Talisman' that was white, clean and refreshing, like a new talisman.

Young lady: "Master Taixuan has taken back the Taixuan Young Talisman."

The book boy lost the blessing of the 'Tai Xuan Young Talisman' and suddenly turned into a withered skeleton.

Zou Meng: "Oh."

Young lady: "Actually, there are nine talismans similar to the Taixuan Young Talisman, which are called the Taixuan Nine Talismans."

And this 'Tai Xuan Young Talisman' is only one of the Tai Xuan Nine Talisman, it is the fourth one.

Later, Master Taixuan ascended to the Heavenly Palace, fell in love with alchemy, and refined the Nine Talisman of Taixuan into Nine Dragon Balls.

Later, that year, Sun Wukong knocked over the alchemy furnace of Master Taixuan. He was roasting sweet potatoes, and the Nine Dragon Ball furnace for refining Nine Dragon Balls was also knocked over...

Zou Meng: "Oh, no wonder Tong Xiaotong likes roasted sweet potatoes so much. It turns out he is secretly cultivating immortality. I didn't know it."

Tong Xiaotong? But Tong Xiaotong just likes to eat roasted sweet potatoes. He is not cultivating immortality.

The young lady didn’t know who it was, and she wasn’t interested in knowing, so she continued: “From now on, the whereabouts of the Nine Dragon Balls are unknown, and you…”

The young lady looked at Zou Meng and said, "And you are the four dragon balls among them, that is, the 'Tai Xuan Young Talisman' spit out by the book boy."

Oh, that's what happened.

It turns out that this is where the bead I am attached to comes from.

There is also such a magical story.

…magic.

But both times, the vomiting came from someone else's stomach, which was a bit weird.

Zou Meng understood her life experience.

It was then that he saw clearly that the light hovering in front of him was four transparent little dragons.

Young lady: "Okay, I've told you what I know. Then tell me what you know."

Zou Meng: "What do I know? I don't know anything."

Young lady: “Why don’t you know your life experience?”

Zou Meng: "Oh, this..."

Young lady: "Why are you called Zou Meng instead of Taixuan Young Fu? Besides, the name Zou Meng? What the hell is your name? Why have I never heard of it?"

Zou Meng thought about it and realized that she was asking about this, about her origins and experiences. Since someone had already told her about her origins, she exchanged sincerity for sincerity.

I also told the young lady the story that I was live broadcasting on my mobile phone and unexpectedly encountered lightning. After being struck by lightning, it turned into a ball.

Young lady: "Mobile phone? What the hell is a mobile phone?"

Zou Meng: "Oh, this..."

Zou Meng doesn't have hands, so she can't gesture with her cell phone to talk to the young lady.

Awkward.

But the young lady just had questions and didn't really care what the hell the phone was.

The young lady said: "Why did you stop me from eating you?"

What the young lady is concerned about is that since I have got you, I can't eat you.

What an injustice.

This is called young lady, what should I do?

The little sister has a strange mood where she has nowhere to go.

Oh, dizzy, Zou Meng understood instantly.

After telling such a story, beating around the bush, in the final analysis, I went in a big circle. I was doing an investigation to find out who I am and why the beads can talk.

The reason why I can’t eat, the reason why I can talk.

It turns out he still wants to eat me.

After going back and forth, this question is actually asking me why I didn't let her eat me.

this….

How embarrassing.

As an elf with thoughts and life, although I am now a ball or a bead, survival is my instinct. How can I let you eat me?

Zou Meng: "Well...I don't know. I also want to live. Survival is instinct."

The young lady said: "Well, Taixuan Nine Talisman is a pill for people to take. You are also a pill for people to stay young forever after they eat it. You were originally used to take it. Now you don't let it." What should I do if people eat it?”

In this situation, the young lady couldn't help but made an embarrassed face and continued, "What should I do?"

Awkward.

It's my fault.

I can't let you eat it freely.

I want to live too.

Of course I can't let you eat it.

The situation suddenly became extremely embarrassing.

Each pondered.

a long time.

Zou Meng broke the embarrassment and asked: "What's your name, little sister?"

The young lady was thinking and unconsciously replied: "Zhizhi."

The voice has a slight slurping sound, and it feels like I want to turn Zou Meng into a pearl and eat it.

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