0007 Destroying the flower madman is well deserved
For teenagers, the so-called "burning" in the presence of naughty children actually means getting ready to start mischief.
Hey hey hey, the Bull Demon King was the first to become naughty.
Pick up a small stone on the ground, prepare for various starting poses, and warm up with the starting poses.
As expected, he looks very youthful, full of flexibility, full of contentment, and has nowhere to vent his youth.
At first glance, the Bull Demon King was so naughty. It seemed that his initial thought was just to break the boredom of everyone who knew the park too well along the way. He just threw it away into the lake.
But, well, this is such a casual and common gibberish.
Unexpectedly, the mischief came and the destructive power came.
The stone thrown casually, unexpectedly, accidentally, unexpectedly turned out to be miraculous.
It was tilted 45 degrees, and finally it was very accurately aimed at one of the beautiful lotus flowers blooming in the lotus pond.
With a pu sound, bingo, it hit.
It's so accurate, the stone clicked a few times, and the lotus flower hit the spot crookedly.
However, although the lotus leaf was knocked out by the stone, luckily, the lotus was strong and the lotus was not damaged.
The lotus shook a few times, but was strong and uninjured and did not fall.
It was just this unconscious naughtiness that hit the mark, and the sound of pudding really made the girls feel surprised and expressed the virgin's voice like cherishing flowers.
After accidentally hitting the lotus, the lotus didn't say anything, but both Diao Chan and Bao Si were hit at the same time and cried out "Ah...".
Speechless, this is the virgin heart of the girls... moving.
Diao Chan was a little annoyed and said to the Bull Demon King: "You are so evil. What are you doing? Why? What are you doing? Attacking such a beautiful lotus is really bad."
Why?
I don’t know, the Bull Demon King was really unintentional, he just accidentally hit the lotus, and why.
But Bao Si didn't think so. Her reaction was even more exaggerated than Diao Chan's, and she even exaggeratedly pointed out that the Bull Demon King was a flower-destroying demon.
Bao Si pouted her little mouth angrily and said, "Huh, you are a flower-destroying demon."
Flower destroyer?
Bao Si's evaluation is too serious and exaggerated.
Haha, but the same rice and noodles feed all kinds of people.
The Bull Demon King heard the exaggerated annoyance of his classmate Bao Si, and then looked at the cuteness of his classmate Bao Si because of his annoyance. Not only did he not refute, but he also heard the magic word that the Bull Demon King liked best.
Instead of being annoyed, he was happy, but it made the Bull Demon King happy.
The Bull Demon King said: "Classmate, are your flower-destroying demon and my Bull Demon King's demon the same? If they are the same, haha, congratulations, you are right, it is me, I have a
The word magic, I also have a little bit of magic, my favorite is magic."
When I said this, everyone was confused, and then there was something sudden in the confusion, which made people feel very confused and suddenly speechless, and a little stunned.
Is there such a person in the world?
Being scolded and called a devil, are you still complacent?
What a masochist. I heard that there are many masochists in the world who love to suffer, but I didn't expect that they actually met one.
It’s really a long time to see you.
Haha, the Bull Demon King laughed when he saw that everyone felt a little confused and silly after hearing his weird words.
Said: "Don't you have any demons in your heart? It's impossible, huh, you can lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself."
magic?
Inner demon?
Is there any? It seems that everyone has a little bit of it in their mind.
Moreover, the Bull Demon King accidentally joined the Wuyan group chat group... After receiving the codename of the Bull Demon King, the Bull Demon King often regarded himself as having "magic". He often appreciated the magical benefits of his high emotional intelligence, and began to study demons as he grew up.
He always pretends that he is not a mortal and has become a demon.
I have always thought of myself as a "demon" because when I was a mortal, I still had a magical power that could win everyone's favor. I never took the term "demon" seriously, and I still liked it very much. I liked it very much.
Aiwujiwu? The Bull Demon King is the kind of person who is happy as long as the word "devil" is around?
So being called a "devil" actually made him happy? It made him feel a little content.
Is this the unique and common 'beautiful collapse' mentality of arrogant young people immersed in arrogance?
So after the Bull Demon King was scolded, he became even happier?
Haha, how can the human heart know? I don't know, at least on the surface, the Bull Demon King looks so complacent at this time, that is indeed the case.
However, the Bull Demon King was completely unaware that the atmosphere had been destroyed by the destruction of flowers and the air had solidified.
It was obvious that everyone felt strange about him. They didn't say it out loud, but there was a hint of embarrassment in their expressions.
And just when this turned into an atmosphere of strange and extremely embarrassing behavior...
The air was also very cooperative, and a strange warning sound came out of nowhere.
A strange voice said: "Don't throw stones into the lake, monsters will appear."
But no one could hear it. This warning was obviously not a joke. It was a very formal and solemn warning sound.
"?"
A big question mark arose in the minds of the five people?
What?
monster?
However, just hearing this voice sounds familiar.
As soon as he heard it, he could tell that it was Wukong's voice.
Listen carefully, and of course there is a slight difference between it and Wukong that you can't tell. That is, the voice is greener than Wukong, more like that of a young Wukong, and not as tender as the voice of a young Wukong.
But in this situation, these five people couldn't hear this slight difference in pitch, and it was impossible for them to hear it.
At most, I just thought that Wukong was humming and pretending to be an adult.
Compared with this small difference in pronunciation, what everyone is more concerned about is, what is Wukong doing when he says this?
Why do you say such strange things?
It's scary.
And this strange, strange sentence should be that kind of weird and gratuitous joke.
But why, at this moment, Wukong, you actually said it in an extremely serious tone?
It's not at all the typical naughty way that most teenagers would do when joking. Why do they use weird accents to make jokes?
This is so serious, so abnormal. It immediately gave this warning divine power, as if there really was a monster here.
It was destined to give the five people a very strange feeling.
but….
actually,
This warning was really not spoken by Wukong, so it was expressed in quotation marks like "...".
But none of the other four people at the time thought so, and they all thought it was Wukong who said it.
As soon as the warning came out, the four of them all looked at Wukong in unison, with expressions that convinced them...that it was Wukong who said it.
Let Wukong explain.
But Wukong was also very strange at this time.
who?
who?
Who who?
So strange, it sounds the same as his?
Are you trying to scare people with your voice?
Wukong couldn't help but look around in confusion. Apart from the five-member traveling group of class cadres, there weren't many people visiting the park on weekends or holidays. Indeed, there was no one else here.
It's just that when Wukong turned around, he didn't see anyone else, and for some reason, he saw everyone looking at him seriously.
Everyone's expressions seemed to be asking Wukong.
This expression of ‘Wukong, what did you say?’.
?
This expression is so strange, but this warning is clearly not from me.
Why are you looking at me eagerly?
It's not what I said, go find the person who said weird things.
However, this voice is clearly his own. If he didn't say it, who could have said it?
It was obviously Wukong's voice, but it was not Wukong's voice. Even Wukong himself was helpless.
A paradox.
Why is this happening?
I do not know.
Wukong had no choice but to avoid everyone's questioning looks, and looked around again helplessly and confusedly.
There is still no one else here except these five people.
When Wukong turned around for the second time, he still saw that everyone was still looking at him with helpless, questioning faces...
Understood.
These guys all thought it was me who said it.
I was just about to explain that it was none of my business.
But I saw that everyone was waiting for him to explain and answer, and they all had expressions with question marks and exclamation marks on their faces.
so fun.
Wukong became playful and looked back at everyone with innocent faces and innocent eyes.
The expression on his face is exactly the one that answers everyone's words.
It means "I didn't say that, I really didn't say that".
Use silence to speak…answer expressions with expressions.
I played a game of expression fighting with everyone.
But the other four people didn't take advantage of Wukong's confused expression and never thought so.
Huh, you are still pretending. Apart from the five of us, there is no one else here at all. The place is very empty and there is no place to hide. It is obviously your voice. Apart from you, it cannot be someone who said there is a monster and is driving like this.
joke.
Why are you still pretending, pretending to be innocent, pretending that it was not your fault? You are very good at playing, you are so good at playing.
snort.
He also played with us on emojis.
snort.
Fight against you.
Although the four of them also felt that such a serious and solemn warning was a bit different, it was indeed a bit unlike ordinary Goku and a bit strange.
But at this time, Wukong was too playful, which also caused the four people to become very playful.
Hum, you want to play a game of fighting expressions, right? OK, I'll play with you and play with you.
But Nezha didn't like the expression-fighting game. After playing for a while, he couldn't stand it anymore and decided to break and end the winking and expression-fighting game that they found interesting and that he didn't catch a cold.
Nezha started to get weird and spoke out, retaliating with tooth. He also said to Wukong in a ghost-like voice: "Young man, why are you joking and being so serious? You scared everyone."
?
Did it scare everyone? No, of course not. Nezha just said something funny and deliberately 'trickled' Wukong. This kind of warning about monsters and the like was like a child's joke. It was just a game that teenagers often played. No.
It may scare modern teenagers, but...
Strange!? It must be quite strange.
Everyone is very strange... why is Wukong saying this, and why is Wukong's voice a little different from usual?
Because it was the Bull Demon King who warned him, the Bull Demon King did not joke and said directly: "Wukong, what are you talking about? Why are you talking about me?"
Wukong: "I didn't say that."
Nezha: "It's obviously your voice."
Wukong: "It's not me."
Of course, Wukong himself heard the voice that sounded very similar to his own, and he was also confused and didn't know what was going on.
Can't explain clearly.
Bull Demon King: "If you say it's not you, it's obviously you. Otherwise, if you throw a stone, it means it's not you."
Wukong didn't want to throw stones into the lake and destroy the beautiful scenery.
But it's hard to explain. It's a feeling of being blocked, misunderstood, unable to speak, and unable to explain. I say: "I..."
The Bull Demon King said: "That's right, I can't say it. It's obviously you who said it."
Indeed, everyone has heard this strange statement. This voice is obviously your voice, but you still refuse to admit it. It seems that you are going to make a big move.
In order to prove that his theory has been scientifically verified, the Bull Demon King used mathematical equations to solve the only correct answer.
Lao Niu asked the girls: "Beauties, did you hear it?"
Diao Chan and Bao Si both said in unison: "I heard it."
Lao Niu asked Nezha again: "Nezha, did you hear it?"
Zou Meng said: "I heard it."
Lao Niu asked Wukong again: "Is what you heard said by Wukong?"
Of course Wukong didn't answer, but the other three said firmly in unison: "Yes."
Dizzy, the girls all heard it, and Nezha also responded.
Real hammer.
It's hard to argue with anyone, it's another real case of misunderstanding in the world.
With the support of friendly forces, the Bull Demon King shrugged proudly and said: "Did you hear that, my friend, your rabbit ears were exposed and I caught them. Hum, hum, everyone heard it, so you can
Obey me and say, what did you just say?"
I think it was because the warning was so careless and unserious that it created a bit of horror in everyone's mind.
If it weren't for the fact that it was daytime, I would have really been frightened and frightened by you.
So everyone's mood was that they were a little surprised, and that they were making a fuss, but not a big deal.
Because everyone knows very well what kind of monster it is.
This is the mortal world.
There are no immortals, no demons, no monsters, no ghosts, no gods.
We have lived here for fifteen, sixty-seven years, and have never heard of monsters in the lake.
So in fact, the lingering thoughts and more interesting things in everyone's mind at this time are actually that they just want to play games with Wukong, ask Wukong to tell him exactly about the monsters, and then make fun of Wukong happily.
The sense of joking was very clear, and the Bull Demon King started to perform, saying: "Wukong, don't quibble, look at my mouth shape, and start saying, ~No~ I want~ to throw~ stones~ on my head~ Yeah, the river~ is inside~
There are monsters."
The Bull Demon King now had a strange accent, which caused a small burst of laughter from the friends.
Wukong couldn't help but smile strangely, but of course he couldn't follow Lao Niu's mouth shape and couldn't say it out loud.
Whether it was something very serious, like the voice in the air, a serious warning, or a strange boyish tune like the Bull Demon King, he couldn't say it.
Because he knew that if he really said this, he would not only be laughed at by everyone at this moment, but also be laughed at by everyone for a long time, and this topic would also become a part of the celebration program for the rest of his life.
Thinking about the rest of my life, every time I get together with everyone, they will probably bring this nonsense out and make fun of it, and it will become a matter of right and wrong for the rest of my life.
It’s embarrassing to think about it, but not to say it.
But the Bull Demon King still pursued him and said, "Come on, be happy, speak according to my mouth shape."
Of course Wukong wouldn't say it, as he didn't want to be the target of ridicule in future jokes.
And he also had a similar growth experience to everyone. He grew up here. Regarding this pond, although it has a strange and scary name with the word "sad" in it, he never thought that there would be monsters or other things in this place.
Ghost thoughts.
So Wukong's mentality collapsed and he was speechless and said: "I..."