Liu Yun'er was frightened. There was no one around her before she fell asleep, but in the morning... a big idiot appeared out of thin air.
A night of fear,
result...
This guy still succeeded!
"ah!!!"
A fierce cry,
Immediately afterwards, Liu Yun'er instinctively kicked Lin Fan. Under the double threat of fear and anger, Liu Yun'er unleashed a power she had never experienced before... directly kicking Lin Fan from the bed to the bottom of the bed.
He fell hard to the floor.
Bang!
After the loud noise,
More miserable screams began to come out.
"Ouch..."
"Fuck..."
"What's going on? Is it an earthquake?"
Listening to Lin Fan's painful speech on the floor, Liu Yun'er was furious. It was obvious that this guy was planning to default on his debt and not admit that he did something embarrassing and annoying while he was asleep at night.
matter.
"Hello!"
"Are you a man?" Liu Yun'er asked angrily: "Are you not admitting what you did?"
"ah?"
"What do I admit?" Lin Fan stood up, sat on the floor, and looked at Liu Yun'er with a confused expression. He found that her face was full of anger, so he couldn't help but shrink his head and said cautiously: "You
Did you have a nightmare?"
have a look!
This is the face of a scumbag!
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she lost her mind. She took advantage of him when he was unprepared, but when he was discovered, he pretended that nothing happened. This man... is such a bastard!
"fraud!"
"Scumbag!" Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan and said angrily: "You said you can't do anything, do you think what you did is a human thing? Secretly sneaking into someone's bed while they were asleep, and then climbed into bed...
Say! What on earth did you do to me!"
What?!
Climb into bed secretly?
When Lin Fan heard Liu Yun'er's words, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought. He was sure... There was no scene of him climbing into bed in his memory, but she said she climbed up. What was wrong with this? Could it be that there was an interruption in her memory?
?
well?
Dream!
Lin Fan thought of a dream he had. In this dream... he was lying flat on his back in a certain space with nothing around him... but he didn't seem to feel scared. Except for the hard feeling under his body, there was nothing else.
nothing.
I don’t know what happened, but suddenly this hard feeling became soft and comfortable...
"oh!"
"I understand... maybe the hard floor activated my latent Pavlovian conditioned reflex." Lin Fan said seriously: "In layman's terms... the temporary relationship established between external stimuli and the organism's response
Neural connections.”
Liu Yun'er frowned and said angrily: "What do you mean?"
"that is..."
"Didn't I sleep on the floor? Then because of the hard floor, a certain functional reaction in my body was activated, which was transmitted to the cerebral cortex through the nerves. Then the brain got a message that I must sleep on a soft big bed, otherwise.
..The body will feel very uncomfortable.”
"Then the brain transmits the information to a certain nerve cell in the body and begins to establish a short-term connection." Lin Fan said with a smile: "That's it... When I was sleeping, I unknowingly acted on Pavlov's
Conditioned reflexes complete all processes from the floor to the bed."
Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan speechlessly, looking at the big pig's hooves in front of her. She never expected that... this guy also came up with a theory, and he couldn't even find the loopholes in it.
God,
Scumbags are not to be feared, but scumbags are to be feared if they are educated.
"perhaps..."
"My body is relatively valuable and I can't bear the hardship of sleeping on the floor." Lin Fan said with a smile.
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er directly picked up the pillow, threw it towards Lin Fan, and yelled: "Get out! Do you think I will believe your nonsense?"
"Alright alright."
"I admit that I went to bed... but I just slept and didn't do anything to you." Lin Fan shrugged: "If I really did something to you, do you think you would still be wearing pajamas?"
Liu Yun'er reacted and glanced at her pajamas, which were intact as before. She was speechless for a moment, yes... if this guy really wanted to do something, how could his pajamas be intact? But that's not necessarily the case.
He is Lin Fan!
Isn’t what you are best at solving clothes?
For him, how to take advantage without affecting the integrity of his pajamas...should be his basic operation, right?
The more I think about it, the angrier I get,
The angrier he gets, the more he wants to bite him to death.
However, because there was no evidence to prove what this guy did yesterday, in the end... he could only be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis.
"You seem to have figured it out." Lin Fan noticed that Liu Yun'er's expression gradually changed from angry to expressionless, and knew that she might have accepted the facts before her, and then said: "Then go to sleep.
..too tired."
After saying that,
Get up and get ready to climb into bed.
result...
He was kicked down by Liu Yun'er.
"You still want to come up?!" Liu Yun'er didn't investigate him about sneaking into bed, but this guy kicked his nose in the face and actually wanted to climb into bed for the second time.
"..."
"Instinctive reaction." Lin Fan smiled awkwardly.
less than a minute,
Lin Fan then fell asleep, leaving Liu Yun'er lying alone on the big bed, angry and unwilling.
In fact, Liu Yun'er believed deep down in his heart that Lin Fan had not done anything extraordinary, and that everything might just be a coincidence, but he still had to condemn him when he deserved it, so as not to make him feel that he was an easy target to be bullied.
Thinking of this,
Liu Yun'er moved her position, lying on the edge of the bed and looking at Lin Fan who was sleeping soundly. The result of this posture was that... the local area of the second largest body cavity was squeezed and deformed.
Why...
Meet you,
Is it right or wrong?
...
Since the room expires at twelve o'clock, Liu Yun'er must hand over the room card before twelve o'clock.
When she just checked out of the room, the young lady at the front desk seemed to have something to say to Liu Yun'er and Lin Fan, but for some reason she didn't say it.
"Do you have something to say?" Lin Fan stood on the side and noticed something strange about the young woman in front of him.
"Well..."
"that is..."
"Someone complained about you two last night." The young lady said cautiously: "You two...the voice was a bit loud."
"..."
"..."
Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er didn't have any room to refute. Frankly speaking... the voices were a bit loud last night.
Subsequently,
The two of them ran away in a panic and ran all the way out of the hotel. Liu Yun'er panted and said to Lin Fan: "It's all your fault! I was misunderstood by others."
"Obviously you were louder than me yesterday." Lin Fan said helplessly.
"I..."
"If it weren't for you, would I be so loud?" Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan and said angrily: "Hurry up and book two high-speed rail tickets and call a Didi."
this...
How did such arrogant words come out of her mouth?
It's not that Lin Fan has dirty thoughts, because Liu Yun'er's words really make people think a lot.
After a while,
"that..."
"How about we go have lunch first?" Lin Fan said awkwardly: "I only booked tickets for 3:45 pm."
"..."
"Okay." Although Liu Yun'er wanted to go back as soon as possible, it was not something she could have the final say on.
after,
The two came to a relatively high-end restaurant with rave reviews on the Internet. The most distinctive feature is the serving time. The waiter will give the customer an hourglass. If the hourglass time runs out and the dishes have not been served, he will
Free for customers.
Through this marketing method, many diners were curious and came over to try it. At the same time, with its good taste, it attracted a large number of repeat customers in a short period of time.
at this time,
Lin Fan looked at the hourglass in front of him, and a bold idea came to his mind.
"well?"
"Do you think there is a way to speed up the hourglass?" Lin Fan asked.
After hearing Lin Fan’s words,
Liu Yun'er put down her phone and stared at the hourglass in front of her, unable to help but fall into deep thought.
"There should be no problem." Liu Yun'er said seriously: "First of all, the hourglass is composed of an upper and lower closed cavity, with glass beads inside... and glass beads are essentially solid spheres. If a pile of glass
When the microbeads come together, they become a completely new form."
"This form can flow like a liquid, and can also be stationary like a solid." Liu Yun'er said: "This should be called..."
At this time,
Lin Fan said: "Particle hydrodynamics."
"right!"
"Particle hydrodynamics... But no matter how good the fluidity is, the glass beads are still solid." Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan and continued: "A situation will happen where the glass beads form an arch.
The hourglass is blocked."
"so..."
"As long as this problem is solved, the flow time of the hourglass can be accelerated." Liu Yun'er said.
Lin Fan regained his energy and said seriously: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's solve this problem together, and then we can get rid of the bill."
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she was a professor of science at Shanghai University, yet she did such a boring thing just to avoid paying bills.
but,
Being idle is also idle.
Not as good as...
Liu Yun'er's heart suddenly began to stir.
moment,
Two top academics, each holding paper and pen, began to calculate how to destroy the particle flow of the arched structure under various physical conditions.
finally,
Liu Yun'er calculated the result. Micro vibrations can destroy the arch structure. It seems like a very simple result. In fact, Liu Yun'er calculated almost a whole page, and finally concluded that micro vibrations can cause particle flow to form an avalanche.
certainly,
This is not enough!
Because Liu Yun'er knew through calculations that if you use this method to speed up the hourglass time, you can only speed it up by about 10% at most.
She needed a faster way.
Looking at the hourglass in front of us, according to general thinking, the time of the hourglass is fixed, because the two laws of particle flow are fixed values and will not change.
wrong!
According to the equivalence principle of relativity, the gravity field is equivalent to the reference system of motion with a certain acceleration. If a certain value of acceleration is applied to the other side of the hourglass, wouldn't it destroy this constant value?
After thinking about everything,
Liu Yun'er was quite excited. Seeing the big idiot in front of him still immersed in calculations, he must not have known that there was a smart little fairy who had already understood everything.
hehe!
This time... finally won!
You still claim to be a top genius... and this is the result?!
However,
Just when Liu Yun'er picked up the pen to calculate, Lin Fan had already put down the pen.
"I discovered that according to the equivalence principle of relativity, applying a numerical acceleration to the other side of the hourglass can destroy the constant value and accelerate." Lin Fan said with a smile.