"Your boyfriend... has he fallen into the toilet?" Song Yuxi looked at the time. Good guy... he had been there for almost half an hour, but he didn't see anyone now. He asked carefully: "You want to
Don't you call and ask... how long has it been... I won't come back yet."
“…”
"He is not my boyfriend!" Liu Yun'er corrected his best friend's statement and said seriously.
Song Yuxi glanced at him and said helplessly: "Okay... it's not your boyfriend, please call him quickly, have you fallen into the toilet?"
"Um..."
Liu Yun'er called Lin Fan in front of Song Yuxi.
"Hello?"
"Where have you been?" Liu Yuner asked expressionlessly.
“…”
"Smoke at the toilet door." Lin Fan said lazily: "Are you okay?"
"Um..."
"Come back quickly." Liu Yun'er said calmly.
Lin Fan said slowly: "Oh...wait until I finish smoking this cigarette, it will take about ten minutes."
Hearing Lin Fan's words,
Liu Yun'er originally wanted to talk to him about what cigarettes should be smoked for ten minutes? However, because her best friend was there, she was embarrassed to act too strong and said silently: "Well...it's about it, Yuxi and I are waiting for you."
"
Lin Fan frowned at this moment. Although Liu Yuner's tone was still so dull, her speaking speed seemed to be much gentler. She used to hear her smoking...it might explode, but now she has no reaction.
never mind...
Don't care about her!
Hang up the call,
Liu Yun'er glanced at her best friend and said calmly: "I'll be back in about ten minutes."
Song Yuxi nodded and said with a wicked smile: "Oh... how did you develop with him? Have you held hands or kissed me? Could it be that you... did nothing?"
"Hello!"
"I asked, can you stop gossiping?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Don't always ask about the matter between me and him... It's really not possible, you... just find one by yourself."
"cut!"
"I'll look for it tomorrow!" Song Yuxi said with anger: "Looking for a man who is more handsome, wiser and more energetic than Lin Fan will piss you to death."
"oh..."
Liu Yuner nodded, and had no idea about it. Perhaps there are those who are handsomer than Lin Fan, and those who are more energetic in this world, but those who are more wiser than him... It probably is no longer possible. This bastard is a versatile, not only
He is proficient in Neo-Confucianism, and even literature is involved.
Being with him... as long as he is involved in the knowledge level, he will be hung up and beaten, commonly known as hanging down.
After pondering,
Liu Yuner asked in a low voice: "Yuxi...how could a person be able to be genius?"
"Well?"
"What does it mean?" Song Yuxi asked, "What genius is to what extent?"
"It's...what kind of person is considered a genius." Liu Yun'er asked.
"I think about it..."
"It's probably someone like you." Song Yuxi said: "I became a doctor at the age of 24 or 25, and I became an associate professor at a prestigious foreign university. I became a professor at the age of 28. After returning to China, I worked in scientific research projects and teaching.
Foreign countries also give up their nationality.”
Liu Yuner pursed her lips and said softly: "Then do you think... Lin Fan is a genius?"
"he?"
"How to say... After all, I don't know him, but judging from the performance I gave me today, he is a genius." Song Yuxi said: "Of course... I can't judge how talented I am, but at least
It's similar to you."
almost?
It's far from it!
Liu Yun'er didn't say anything. She didn't want to admit that she was worse than Lin Fan in front of her best friend.
"well?"
"What does Lin Fan work?" Song Yuxi asked.
“…”
"Don't ask." Liu Yun'er said seriously: "His job...uh... very... very... anyway, don't ask, I won't say it after asking, let's know.
It's not good for you, just like that... You can't ask me or ask him about anything about him in the future."
Song Yuxi was stunned for a moment, glanced at his good sister, and said helplessly: "As for how good you protect it? If you are really afraid of losing him, just... be bolder, right?"
After the words,
He gently touched Liu Yun'er's arm and said with a smirk, "Why don't we go to the bar together tonight...and I'll get him drunk? I'm OK with alcohol."
“…”
"Okay OK!"
"Can you be more normal?" Liu Yun'er's pretty face turned slightly rosy, and she said angrily: "The matter between me and him... is far from being drunk once."
"Who said that?"
"The entangled things in the relationship cannot be solved by getting drunk once. If there is... then get drunk twice." Song Yuxi said: "If I meet someone I like, don't say... in minutes
Then he got drunk and took him down and cooked it straight."
Listening to her best friend's crazy words, Liu Yun'er was about to collapse. Why didn't she find her best friend so wild before?
Yes or no...
Being single for too long, has your brain been suffocated?
At this time,
Lin Fan slowly came back, sitting listlessly opposite the two women, and Liu Yun'er immediately smelled the smell of smoke from his body and couldn't help frowning.
"Lin Fan?"
"I have a question, can I explain it?" Song Yuxi asked.
"ah?"
"What's the problem?" Lin Fan asked curiously.
Song Yuxi asked seriously: "Is there a model that can be used to simulate the black hole in the asymptomatic anti-Delset space-time? At the same time, it can simulate the Hawking radiation of the black hole and prove that the radiation spectrum satisfies the bold spectrum? If there is... do you think this physics
What does the model look like?”
"How do I know?" Lin Fan said expressionlessly: "You go explore yourself... If you discover this physical model, please inform the big fairy and ask her to tell me that I will send you flowers immediately.
.”
"Big Fairy?"
"Who is the big fairy?" Song Yuxi asked with confusion on his face.
“…”
“…”
In an instant,
Liu Yuner and Lin Fan were particularly embarrassed. Liu Yuner was embarrassed and a little angry. She said that she was a big fairy in private, but she shouted in front of her best friend... How could she still be with her in the future
Be a person in front of you?
The more I think about it, the more angry I am,
Then...
He kicked Lin Fan hard in the calf.
Song Yuxi suddenly reacted, turned his head to look at his best friend, and smiled mysteriously, "Are you a big fairy?"
“…”
"I..." Liu Yun'er was ashamed to find a crack in the ground and drill down directly.
"What's wrong? The big fairy." Song Yuxi said with a wicked smile: "Why is your face red?"
"Hello!"
"Can you let me go?" Liu Yun'er glanced at Song Yuxi: "You guys talk to you, can you stop involving me?"
Song Yuxi shrugged, pointed at Lin Fan and said, "You are the big fairy he said."
Suddenly,
Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan, but did not speak.
However, Song Yuxi did not intend to let Liu Yun'er go. She looked up and down and said with a smile: "No way... Yun'er has indeed surpassed many women, and it is normal to be called a big fairy.
.”
"Sometimes I envy you very much..." Song Yuxi still smiled and said, "The word 'big' is solved. What does that fairy mean?"
"oh!"
"I understand!" Song Yuxi suddenly realized: "Isn't the fairy a metaphor for a woman who is charming with her posture, color, so that's it... The name of the big fairy is really very suitable for you, big and charming."
"You still said!"
Liu Yun'er hurriedly covered her best friend's mouth and said angrily: "Don't mention me anymore, did you hear me? Nodded when you hear me."
Song Yuxi nodded helplessly.
result,
Just let go of your hand,
Song Yuxi said to Liu Yun'er, "Great Fairy!"
Immediately,
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she was about to vomit blood, but she couldn't blame Yuxi, if she wanted to blame, she would blame... that idiot.
Thinking of this,
He raised his foot and kicked Lin Fan's calves again.
Lin Fan felt very unfair at this time. It was her best friend who had been teasing her, so why was she always hurt herself?
after,
The talks were almost over, and when the three of them were about to go back, they had differences on the arrangement of the passenger seat.
"Rain Stream?"
"Why are you sitting in the back?" Liu Yun'er asked with confusion when she saw the good sister opening the rear car door, "Don't you sit in the front?"
“No…”
"The back is pretty good." After Song Yuxi finished speaking, he said to Lin Fan: "Lin Fan...you go to the front, I want to sit alone in the back."
"ah?"
"Well..." Lin Fan didn't care and silently opened the door of the passenger seat.
When the three of them got into the car together, Lin Fan had just tied the seat belt, Song Yuxi leaned over and appeared between the two in the front row, and asked Lin Fan, "Is the position appropriate?"
"It's quite suitable." Lin Fan nodded and said calmly.
"certainly!"
"I haven't moved." Song Yuxi smiled slightly.
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment. It seemed that this woman knew something, but she knew it, and it was no big deal.
Then he nodded silently, took out his cell phone and browsed his Weibo as usual.
"Hello!"
"Sit back quickly, I'm going to drive." Liu Yun'er said angrily.
"Our big fairy is angry, okay... I'll sit back." Song Yuxi smiled.
Liu Yuner regretted it very much, regretting why she arranged for the two to meet, and told Yuxi about her most personal matter. Thinking of this... Liu Yuner's previous guilt towards her best friend disappeared at this moment.
for a long time,
After sending her best friend downstairs in her apartment, Song Yuxi opened the car door and turned to Liu Yun'er and said, "I'm leaving... Yun'er's big fairy."
“…”
"Go away!" Liu Yuner said angrily.
Song Yuxi smiled, ignored the 'irritable' woman and said to Lin Fan: "Alas...Lin Fan."
"Ah?" Lin Fan asked curiously: "Is there anything wrong?"
"Come on!"
Song Yuxi said something Lin Fan couldn't understand at all, and then said to Liu Yun'er: "Yun'er, you must work hard too!"