Liu Yun'er was particularly angry, but also a little funny... This bastard started to do things as soon as he fell in love with him. How can he do this again?!
"I..."
"Can we be reasonable?" Lin Fan covered his sour nose and said angrily: "Isn't dating just about being an upright hooligan... If you can't be an upright hooligan, who would fall in love? Let's put it another way.
..Who is a serious person who falls in love?”
After hearing Lin Fan’s words,
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said angrily: "You...you are talking nonsense. Who said falling in love has to be like that?"
Lin Fan was immediately discouraged. Maybe he was too impatient, but it was not wrong to think about it... He had just established the relationship, and he was touching others... In fact, it was a light blow to receive such a punch. Fortunately, this woman at the time
I was lucky enough not to have a baseball bat in my hand.
"Big hooligan!"
"I think about taking advantage of others every day..." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes, and Lin Fan, who looked melancholy, hesitated for a long time... and said softly: "Does it hurt?"
"Do you believe me when I say it doesn't hurt?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "I received a solid punch..."
"snort!"
"You started to touch me when I asked you to come up." Liu Yun'er said angrily.
Lin Fan thought for a moment and asked cautiously: "Then what should I do?"
"..."
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Are you going to die immediately if you don't do those things? Just...just take good care of me, be considerate to me, comfort me when I'm sad, and comfort me when I'm in danger
Protect me when I'm hungry, cook for me when I'm hungry, there are so many things you can do...but...you stinking gangster!"
I...
This is no different from usual.
When he wasn't your boyfriend, didn't he coax you all day long? Didn't he also cook for you? When he was sick, he even sent you to the hospital...
but,
Lin Fan quickly figured it out. Everything requires a process. In addition, this woman is quite special. It is scary to think about a female professor who has been single for twenty-nine years.
"What are you thinking about?" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan as he was deep in thought and asked curiously, "Are you thinking of another way to bully me?"
"..."
"No...I was thinking...forget it." Lin Fan said with a smile: "Get in the car...it's weird outside."
"snort..."
"It's definitely not a good thing." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and got into the car with Lin Fan.
at this time,
The two of them sat in the car, enjoying the tranquility of the night without any words.
"well..."
"Big idiot?" Liu Yun'er said softly: "After becoming a couple...does it really have to be like that?"
"What kind?"
Lin Fan asked.
"you..."
"You..." Liu Yun'er suddenly said with a blush on her face: "That's what you just planned..."
"oh..."
"I don't know either." Lin Fan shrugged and said calmly: "Maybe... but not necessarily. The most typical example is Platonic love, a kind of spiritually pure love that pursues spiritual communication and rationality.
.”
After hearing Lin Fan’s words,
Liu Yuner fell into silence. Is this what she needs?
No!
Of course not.
But now I can only accept physical hugs at most, and as for other...it will create a sense of resistance and fear for no reason, which is why I punched Lin Fan unconsciously.
"I..."
"I can only accept hugs now..." Liu Yun'er said softly: "I don't know why... when you were about to kiss me, I... I was scared, super scared, and then unconscious
The ground will give you a punch."
Regarding Liu Yun'er's emotions, Lin Fan can probably give an answer...that is, he has been single for too long!
"Well..."
"I have a solution." Lin Fan turned his head, looked at Liu Yuner seriously and said, "Do you want to listen?"
"..."
"Go ahead." Liu Yun'er nodded.
"The biggest reason for all your resistance may be that I didn't bully you often enough or violently enough!" Lin Fan said, "In order to make you become accustomed to it, I decided to bully you even more in the days to come.
, and the degree is a little more intense.”
The words fell,
Lin Fan smiled and asked: "What do you think?"
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er felt a surge of anger deep in his heart. When someone told him things properly, he started to use his brain again. What do you mean by doubling the bullying in the future? And even more violently?
I'm furious...
Why did I fall in love with such an idiot?
"What are you looking for?" Lin Fan asked curiously when he saw Liu Yun'er leaning over and reaching out to look for something on the back seat.
"Baseball bat."
"Today next year will be your death anniversary." Liu Yun'er said with a dark face.
"Hey hey hey..."
"No, no, no..." Lin Fan hurriedly held Liu Yun'er's hand, and said awkwardly but politely: "If I die...who will take care of you?"
"snort!"
"My previous twenty-eight years were in vain?" Although Liu Yun'er was held by Lin Fan's wrist, she no longer had the same feeling as before, that electric shock all over her body, and then she said expressionlessly: "Don't
You think I am so incompetent in life."
"..."
"Actually, you missed one year." Lin Fan reminded: "It should be twenty-nine years!"
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Yun'er exploded on the spot and said angrily: "Let go! I must send you to the hospital today!"
After saying that,
Liu Yun'er began to struggle, trying to break free from Lin Fan's hooves. Perhaps it was too much, causing the white Audi car to shake slightly, and this shaking... gave Lin Fan a huge shock.
s damage.
Lin Fan's expression suddenly changed and he felt an extremely strong feeling of vomiting.
It’s over!
here we go!
Aunt Xia's braised pork is finished brewing...it's about to show its power!
Suddenly,
Lin Fan hurriedly jumped out of the car and ran to a corner on the roadside.
at this time,
Liu Yun'er was also frightened. He... He was just scaring him. How could he really beat him? And if he really beat him, he wouldn't be the only one in pain... People would also feel pain in their hearts.
However, Liu Yun'er discovered that Lin Fan did not run very far, but was bent over in a corner, as if... vomiting.
He hurriedly took out a pack of tissues from his bag, jumped out of the car and went to the trunk, opened it, took a bottle of mineral water from it, and ran directly to Lin Fan.
"Here."
"Rinse your mouth." Liu Yun'er handed Lin Fan a bottle of mineral water.
"Um..."
Lin Fan rinsed his mouth, then took the paper towel that was handed to him, wiped his mouth, sighed deeply, and said feebly: "I almost died... Aunt Xia's braised pork is so powerful, it's really
I saved my life."
"..."
"Is it really that unpalatable?" Liu Yun'er felt that Lin Fan was exaggerating. Although the dishes cooked by his mother were sometimes unpalatable, they wouldn't make him vomit, right?
"actually..."
"It's not that unpalatable, it's just that the portion is too big." Lin Fan said helplessly: "Do you know the basin for holding pickled fish? Yes... the braised pork in that basin today is as tall as this.
high."
Looking at Lin Fan's gesture, Liu Yun'er asked curiously: "Did you eat it all by yourself?"
"that is not..."
"I ate with my boss. I ate all the delicious food myself, and sent all the charred and fat meat to his bowl." Lin Fan said with a smile: "I guess... I
The leader is in pain right now."
After hearing what Lin Fan said,
Liu Yun'er's hair was numb, but there was nothing he could do about it. If possible... Liu Yun'er hoped that all the pot of braised pork would be given to his father. Anyway, he had been eating it for more than thirty years, so he was probably used to it.
But Lin Fan is different, he still can't get used to it.
"Don't go to work tomorrow." Liu Yun'er said, "Have a good rest for a few days."
"Um..."
"I guess our leader won't be here in the next few days." Lin Fan said, "Take a rest for two or three days before going to work."
The words fell,
Lin Fan sighed and said with great annoyance: "Originally, our leader and I made an appointment to take a shower together after dinner, then drink, and then go to the sauna after drinking, but this time he was tricked so much.
It’s miserable, I guess I’ll have to default on my debt.”
Liu Yun'er was silent for a long time, pursed her lips... and asked softly: "Oh... do you think I don't exist?"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, looking at Liu Yun'er in horror, and suddenly realized that he already had a girlfriend, and this girlfriend was a big goblin...
finished,
I accidentally let it slip.
"You still take a bath? You drink? You take a sauna? What are you going to do tonight?" Liu Yun'er said calmly with a dark face: "In the future, if you participate in any activities after get off work, you need to report to me in advance. It happened suddenly. ... Make a temporary report and explain the situation to me as soon as you come back in the evening."
Lin Fan shrank his head and said cautiously: "Is it a little painful?"
"Who told you not to let me worry so much?" Liu Yun'er said calmly: "Of course, if you behave well, I can cancel them all, but at this stage... don't think about it."
Lin Fan sighed, he must have done something wrong to himself!
If you tell these things in front of your girlfriend...she will definitely be angry.
"well?"
"Don't hang out with your boss from now on." Liu Yun'er said seriously, "I'm afraid he will lead you astray."
Lin Fan nodded hurriedly and said seriously: "You are absolutely right! I think so too... I used to be a very honest person."
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said expressionlessly: "Let's go... go back."
...
for a long time,
The two returned to the apartment,
When Lin Fan was opening the door, Liu Yun'er suddenly said: "Give me a key to your room."
"oh..."
Lin Fan handed the spare key to Liu Yun'er, then rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Is it time for me to give you the key to your room?"
"No!"
The words fell,
Liu Yun'er walked into the room and hurriedly closed the door, fearing that the big pig's hooves would rush in the next second.
Put away the key,
Liu Yun'er hurriedly came to her bedroom, threw herself on the big bed, buried her head directly in the quilt, and kept kicking her calves.
finally...
I finally ended my twenty...twenty-eight years of being single.
At this time, Liu Yun'er was happy and excited. She now needed to find someone to talk to, and this person... was her best sister, Song Yuxi.
"Hello?"
"Xiao Yun'er, what's wrong?" Song Yuxi's voice came out.
"Rain Creek!"
"I...I'm in love!" Liu Yun'er said shyly but with a little happiness.