Chapter 167 There is something under the mattress!
In fact, the reason why Lin Fan said such a sentence for no reason was because he was forced to do so... He didn't know how to explain the question Liu Yun'er asked, and he couldn't tell her... He had been there before, and more than once.
, but another world.
She will definitely feel that he is cheating her, and at the same time, she will feel that she is dishonest...
sometimes,
It's good to lie a little bit.
as expected,
Lin Fan saw the fastest blush in history. The big goblin's pretty face was originally expressionless, but after she said, "You look so beautiful when you're angry," Hongcai climbed up to her at lightning speed.
Her cheeks suddenly... Liu Yun'er's face turned red horribly, even a little hot.
At this time, Liu Yun'er was suffocating, and her heartbeat was beating as fast as a high-speed train... Although she knew that to a large extent, the stinky gangster next to her was attracted by her beauty and figure, Liu Yun'er didn't feel anything.
, if I look ugly...he probably won't even bother with me.
"snort!"
Liu Yun'er snorted softly, turned her head hurriedly, and said arrogantly: "Of course I'm good-looking... If I wasn't good-looking, would you like me so much?"
"Won't..."
"I will definitely ignore you." Lin Fan said with a smile: "On the first day of the blind date... I will tell you, damn... I recognized the wrong person, and then ran away in a hurry."
"..."
"Big idiot!" Liu Yun'er rolled his eyes at the big pig's hooves and said calmly: "I'm going to take a shower... don't peek!"
Lin Fan smiled and said helplessly: "What can I peek at? I really want to see it... I got up in the middle of the night and lifted the quilt. I can see everything. Do I need to run to the bathroom to see it? I'm not
What’s there to do after you’re full?”
After hearing what Lin Fan said,
Liu Yun'er was so angry that she was trembling all over. She gave Lin Fan a kick and kicked Lin Fan to the ground. However, because the movement was too large, the big pig's hooves had already taken precautions.
"look..."
"Let me tell you the truth... you are angry." Lin Fan wrapped himself in a quilt, stood up from the ground, and said with a smile: "Big goblin? Does your father often roll out of bed?
"
"..."
"Ask him yourself!" Liu Yun'er was still a little angry and rolled her eyes angrily.
"I don't know your dad... Where can I find him?" Lin Fan lay on the bed again and said seriously: "By the way, your dad's surname is Liu, right?"
"..."
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Liu Yun'er rolled his eyes: "My surname is Liu... Of course my father's surname is Liu too? Could it be that my father's surname could be anything else?"
"no..."
Lin Fan shook his head and said seriously: "According to my guess, your mother has a similar temper to you. She has a bad temper and is also a strong woman... In terms of surname, she is different from ordinary families, and
Your father might be forced to give up his surname under pressure."
"Stop thinking so wildly." Liu Yun'er said angrily, "My father's surname is Liu."
"oh..."
"When will you take me to meet your family?" Lin Fan asked.
"..."
for a time,
Liu Yun'er didn't know how to answer. Actually...I see this big idiot every day. Even my parents like him very much. It's just that they started meeting their parents only after three days of dating...Isn't this speed?
Is it too fast? Shouldn’t it usually take two or three years to talk before meeting the parents?
"Let's talk about it..." Liu Yun'er said calmly: "And... why are you so anxious to see my parents? You... what do you want to do?"
"I just want to ask... if Erlao's products have a three-guarantee policy." Lin Fan said seriously: "Guarantee returns, guarantee replacement, guarantee repair, if possible... I hope to add an agreement, no reason for three years
return the goods."
Liu Yun'er exploded. The kicking could no longer let her vent. She immediately picked up the soft pillow and beat Lin Fan hard.
"I'll fight you!"
"You big idiot...you know how to bully me every day!" Liu Yun'er smashed the pillow with anger on her face.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh...it hurts!" Lin Fan said innocently: "I'm just asking. Besides...how can I return the goods? For a woman as beautiful as you and with such a good figure, I
Where can I find the second one?"
"..."
"roll!"
"I'm so angry." Liu Yun'er threw the pillow aside and gasped for air. Perhaps it was too much, causing local areas of the second largest body cavity to also undulate.
at this time,
Lin Fan didn't hide anything and stared openly...
"Hello?"
"What's that look in your eyes?" Liu Yun'er noticed that the big idiot next to him had a somewhat demented look on his face, but his eyes were full of light and he looked like he was daydreaming.
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er realized something, and hurriedly covered her chest with both hands, glared at Lin Fan fiercely, and said, "What are you looking at! You are looking at it so openly and unscrupulously."
"..."
"Your clothes are very nice." Lin Fan smiled.
"Big idiot!"
Liu Yuner got out of bed angrily, took out another quilt from the cabinet on the side and placed it on her bed, then went to the bathroom.
moment,
Standing in front of a huge mirror, looking at her proud figure, her pretty face blushed slightly. In fact, she couldn't blame Lin Dazhu for being such a gangster... If she wanted to blame, she could blame herself for having such a good figure.
, and so beautiful.
In terms of figure, appearance and intelligence, Liu Yun'er is quite conceited. So far, she has not found a woman more charming than herself.
He pursed his lips,
Liu Yun'er moved her steps and walked under the shower head, feeling the comfort of hot water flowing through her skin.
at the same time,
Lying on the big bed, Lin Fan's mind was filled with thoughts of the big goblin.
Ouch...
It’s so torturous!
Without any choice,
Lin Fan took out his mobile phone and scrolled through Weibo.
soon,
The sound of water running in the bathroom stopped.
Liu Yun'er brought the nightgown prepared by the hotel from the side. When she put it on...she found that there was something wrong with the nightgown. The problem was very big...the top of the nightgown was...completely...
If you can't wrap it up, you can actually wrap it up, but that will cause chest tightness.
Liu Yun'er was almost anxious. Although there was no problem in wearing it like this, the problem was... those big pig's hooves!
Doesn't this allow him to take advantage again?
but...
Thinking back carefully, it seems that he didn't look at it less, even if he looked at it a few more times.
Thinking of this, Liu Yun'er felt a little better, opened the door gently, covered her chest with her right hand, and slowly walked towards the big bed.
"Has it been washed?" Lin Fan suddenly asked.
Liu Yun'er was startled by this sudden question.
"I'm scared to death... It's ready." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and silently walked to her bed.
"Why are you covering this place?" Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er's strange look and said with a smile: "Is it too big to wrap up at all?"
"..."
Liu Yun'er is about to collapse, this stinky gangster guessed so accurately!
Subsequently,
Liu Yun'er sat on the bedside and grabbed the quilt to cover the areas that shouldn't be there. Then she picked up her mobile phone and started scrolling through Douyin.
"Huh?"
"Did you wear perfume?" Lin Fan frowned, sniffed... and asked with confusion on his face: "It smells so good!"
"..."
"I'm mad?"
"What kind of perfume should I wear at night?" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes, checked her mobile phone, and said calmly: "Maybe it's the hotel's shower gel."
"Yeah?"
Lin Fan raised his arm, smelled it hard, and then said: "It's impossible... I also use the hotel's shower gel, why don't I have that smell... And this special aroma,
It emanates from you."
Liu Yun'er also frowned, slowly raised his arm, and smelled... There was indeed a faint fragrant smell, but... this fragrant smell was very light, and it would not affect such a person at all.
Big space.
"There's something wrong with your nose." Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.
"impossible!"
"Let me get closer and smell it." Lin Fan said seriously: "It must be coming from you."
The words fell,
Lin Dashu really got close to him.
At this moment, Liu Yun'er still didn't know what this bastard wanted to do, what kind of fragrance he had on his body...it was all an excuse for him to act like a gangster!
At this time,
Liu Yun'er was really angry and annoyed, but she also wanted to laugh a little bit.
This guy's intelligence was all used to take advantage of himself.
Seeing Lin Da Zhu's hooves getting closer and closer, Liu Yun'er did not show a trace of panic. She was ready... to give the big pig's hooves a fatal blow at the right time.
It's now!
The next second,
Liu Yun'er grabbed her quilt with one hand, and grabbed the pillow with the other hand, and smashed it firmly against Lin Fan's face.
"oops!"
Lin Fan was beaten, but it didn't hurt at all.
"snort!"
"You can only deceive others with this excuse. Do you want to deceive me?" Liu Yun'er snorted and said calmly: "Go back and practice for two more years!"
"What the Queen said is..."
Lin Fan was a little embarrassed. This woman's IQ suddenly improved a lot, and she saw through his own tricks in an instant.
It seems that the routine needs to be upgraded. You can no longer use version 1.0 to deal with Liu Yuner. You need to upgrade to version 2.0 of the routine.
"Just finished taking a shower..."
"Don't cover it immediately, it's easy to catch prickly heat." Lin Fan said seriously: "Hurry up and lift the quilt to let it breathe..."
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"I still don't know what you are thinking about?" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and continued to scroll through her TikTok.
Looking at the serious Liu Yuner,
Lin Fan thought for a moment, analyzed calmly...and soon had a brand new plan.
Lying down silently on his bed, Lin Fan wrapped himself tightly, but one arm reached under the mattress.
"Ouch?"
Lin Fan said hurriedly: "Is there something under the mattress?"
"You're a big-headed ghost!"
Liu Yun'er ignored Lin Dazhuti's words at all, and kept scrolling on Douyin, saying: "I am no longer the Liu Yun'er I used to be, and I will not be deceived again!"
"real!"
"There is really something that touched my back just now." Lin Fan said seriously.
Immediately afterwards,
Then I heard...
"Fuck!"
"Look, look...there is something really crawling towards you!"
This nervous and frightened tone made Liu Yun'er couldn't help but look to her side. Sure enough... the mattress bulged out a small area, and there was really something underneath, and it was slowly crawling towards her.