Although Lin Fan really didn't want to interrupt Tian Hai, there was really no way... Mainly because it was too embarrassing. This person had already disappeared without a trace. He still kept his affectionate, sad and helpless movements and eyes. Who could this performance be for?
What do you think?
"Ahem..."
"I'm sorry... I just thought of something. By the way... what did you just say to me?" Tian Hai came back to his senses and asked with embarrassment on his face.
Lin Fan was speechless and didn't say anything. However, in order to protect the other party's face, he racked his brains to think of a question and said: "That is... the centaur child, should he drink human girl or horse girl?
"
You can't blame Lin Fan for asking such an uneducated question, but blame Tian Hai himself...for forcing a boring person to ask a question at an awkward time.
but,
I never expected that,
Tian Hai was one of those people who always answered questions, and he had a somewhat boring personality. He really started to tell Lin Fan about the question of whether centaur children drink from human girls or horse girls.
"I have read a Western mythological biography, which tells about centaurs." Tian Hai said seriously to Lin Fan: "Actually, this is a very rigorous scientific question. First of all, we have to start with the explanation of centaurs.
Let’s start with the study.”
"From the information I collected, the first centaur was the product of a god and a cloud. Then this centaur combined with a female horse, gradually forming the centaur race." Tian Hai said: "It's a bit far.
Let’s get back to the point... The centaur’s body structure conforms to the golden ratio. Their extra horse bodies compared to humans form a visual harmony without being abrupt.”
After saying that,
Tian Hai picked up a piece of paper and a pen from Lin Fan's desk, and actually drew the centaur's golden line.
"That's it!"
"We can come to the conclusion... that the body structure of the human and horse is very reasonable, and a set of internal organs system can coexist peacefully in the two chambers!" Tian Hai said seriously: "And what I am going to talk about next is the dispute between the two schools.
, if you can ask such a question, you must have done some research."
No!
I don't!
Lin Fan's eyes widened and he looked at the serious Tian Hai in front of him. At this moment, he could no longer tell what world he was in, whether it was an illusory world or a real world. If it was a real world, then this world
It's crazy, someone is actually studying centaurs.
Be reasonable...
I just asked it casually, and the result... It's about Western myths and biographies, it's about the anatomy of humans and horses, it's about the golden section, and it's got you into a school dispute!
However, Lin Fan also came to a conclusion from this. Tian Hai looks boring, but he is actually a very thoughtful boring person. But here is the problem. As long as Tian Hai is half as motivated to study centaurs, this Wang Fangfang
I guess I've already caught it.
Tian Hai then described to Lin Fan a magical world of centaurs and horses from the aspects of nutrition, biology, genetics, etc., which directly destroyed the scientific outlook on development he had established. Lin Fan couldn't help but wonder whether centaurs and horses existed in this world.
...
You say no, look at people... They have explored Centaur and Horse from a scientific point of view, you say yes... isn't this nonsense?
finally,
It took one and a half hours,
Tian Hai and Lin Fan's journey to explore centaurs is over, but whether the centaur child drank from a human maiden or a horse maiden has not yet been solved.
Watching Tian Hai's leaving figure, Lin Fan had a new sense of him. He had always thought that Tian Hai was a dull melon, but in fact... he was a dull melon with a lot of ideas, let alone...
Chatting with him for a while, the time flew by so fast.
"People and horses..."
"Oh my god!" Lin Fan sighed and lay silently on the table. At this moment... Lin Fan remembered a question she asked herself when she and Wang Fangfang had dinner yesterday. A question he never gave her
A man who sends messages but always replies in seconds.
Could it be him?
Combined with his affectionate, sad and helpless eyes and movements, Lin Fan can basically solve the case... It's him!
At this time,
Lin Fan thought of the lyrics in "Laughing in the Red Dust".
The world of mortals is so ridiculous
Infatuation is the most boring
It’s okay to be arrogant
This life is not over yet
My heart is no longer disturbed
I just want to be free for half my life
"well..."
"You must live affectionately in this unfeeling world." Lin Fan sighed and propped up his heavy head. However, there are too many affectionate people in this unfeeling world, and it is a pity that these affectionate people have never met.
at the same time,
Liu Zhongtao began to call his old friends for Lin Fan's permanent job.
"Hello?"
"Old Hu."
"Have there been a few vacancies recently? What... Is it okay for me to occupy one?" Liu Zhongtao directly dialed the number of the school leader and said with a smile: "I think you should know this person is us.
Xiao Lin from the library of the Physics Branch, yes, that's right... the Xiao Lin who is lazy and eats well."
I heard it was him,
The other party was a little reluctant. He had met the young man named Xiao Lin twice. How can I put it... He looked like a talented person, but he did inhuman things. He wrote letters of complaint every week, and he was still the same person.
A reason.
If Liu Zhongtao hadn't been protecting him, this guy would have been fired long ago.
"I said Lao Liu!"
"Why are you so interested in him?" The other party asked curiously: "Could it be your illegitimate child?"
"well!"
"Don't talk nonsense like this. If my wife hears it, the whole family will be in a state of chaos." Liu Zhongtao's tone was a little more serious: "In a word...do you want to give it to me?"
"what can I do?"
"Your wife is my boss, can I not give it to you?" The other party sighed and said silently: "But... now that he has become a full-time employee, the bad habits in the past must be corrected, and we don't ask him to do anything.
, as long as I can see people when I go to work!”
Hearing this request, Liu Zhongtao breathed a sigh of relief. This was no problem for Lin Fan. One of his greatest strengths was that he could sit still and have a cup of tea, a mobile phone, a charger, and a unique item in the history of human medicine.
Miracle.
He once sat at his post for forty-eight hours, except for eating and going to the toilet.
"correct!"
"Although this is an internal selection, you still have to go through the process to avoid being gossiped about by others. Let Xiao Lin... prepare a little bit." The other party said seriously: "Don't be ridiculous... this is quite formal.
.”
"Okay, okay!"
"I'll talk to him."
hang up the phone,
Liu Zhongtao was quite satisfied with this result. The reason why he cared so much about Lin Fan was that in Liu Zhongtao's eyes, Lin Fan... was only one step away from his son-in-law becoming a regular employee.