Chapter 183: The Power of Liu Yun'er's King Eight Fist! 25/51)
Liu Yun'er is not the kind of woman who doesn't know what's popular. She knows what Neptune means. It probably refers to many scumbag men who have ambiguous relationships and often use a wide net to catch fish as their central guiding ideology to tease girls, but at the same time they can play.
A scumbag who wants to seduce all the girls, his method of dealing with single girls is particularly superb.
Think about it,
Isn’t it just Lin Da’s pig’s trotters?
This bastard is so ready to talk about those disgusting love words...and he will feel numb after hearing it.
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips. She was not angry at all. After all, she started to lose her temper with her boyfriend just because of someone else's words. This was obviously a sign of incompetence and rage. Of course... she couldn't let that person go because of this.
Big pig hooves.
Now it seems,
There are many things I don't understand about that big idiot, such as... What is his diploma? Did he have a girlfriend before me? Did he have any special relationships? How many women did he have been with in total?
Although the big idiot has already answered these questions, Diploma High School... I am his first love.
However...
These are all lies!
How can a high school diploma reach his level? There seems to be nothing he doesn’t know, and the fact that he is his first love is even more unbelievable... From his own personal experience, Big Pig Hoof understands women better than women.
, even knows perfume better than women.
Subsequently,
The bell rings,
Class officially begins.
Liu Yun'er calmed down her emotions, picked up the textbook seriously, and moved on to the next knowledge session.
for a long time,
The end bell rings,
The students began to pack up their textbooks and notes and left the classroom one after another, and at this time... Liu Yun'er suddenly shouted.
"Is classmate Liang Xuchao here?"
"..."
"Professor Liu...I'm here!" Liang Xuchao shrank his head and said cautiously: "Professor Liu...I'm here."
"Um."
"Come to my office." Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.
The words fell,
He left the classroom directly.
In an instant,
Liang Xuchao was dumbfounded... He said to the buddies next to him with a look of horror: "Holy shit, holy shit... am I going to be finished? I've been... I haven't been late recently, and I haven't left early... I admit.
If you take notes seriously, why are you looking for me?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Several buddies around him shook their heads sadly, and one of them said seriously: "Sorry... you must have committed a crime, otherwise how could Professor Liu come to you? Think carefully about what you have done recently.
What happened?"
"I..."
"Get a partner and break up happily." Liang Xuchao frowned and said, "Just...just these two things."
At this time,
Another buddy said: "Okay, okay...what's the use of guessing here? You'll find out when you go."
Liang Xuchao mustered up the courage to take a deep breath and silently embarked on the road of 'death'.
...
an office,
Liang Xuchao stood upright in front of Liu Yun'er, not even daring to take a breath.
"very nervous?"
"Don't be too nervous." Liu Yun'er put down the documents in his hand and said calmly: "I'm not looking for you to learn anything above."
"ah?"
"No...it's not about studying?" Liang Xuchao breathed a sigh of relief, but the crisis was still not over. As long as he was still standing here, the danger was always around him.
Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "I heard you talking about Neptune in the corridor... who is Neptune?"
"..."
"Professor Liu...this..." Liang Xuchao opened his mouth and said cautiously: "This has nothing to do with you."
for a time,
Liu Yun'er was speechless. She couldn't tell her students that the Neptune you mentioned... was her boyfriend.
"I..."
"I am thinking about the girls in our department." Liu Yun'er said calmly: "Although there are not many of them... we still need to protect them well."
this...
There are only twelve girls in the physics department.
And the assimilation is almost complete... Do you need protection?
However,
Liang Xuchao did not dare to refute Professor Liu's words. He pondered for a long time and then said: "Professor Liu... do you still remember the unsolvable problem when you first tested us?"
"Um..."
"In the end, it depends on others to solve the problem, right?" Liu Yun'er said calmly.
"Yeah!"
"The Sea King I'm talking about... is him!" Liang Xuchao said seriously: "A man who truly owns the sea."
"..."
"How do you say it?" Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.
Liang Xuchao said seriously: "Brother Lin used his rich experience in love to help me get out of the confusion after a broken love. I felt...at that moment I was communicating with the sea, my whole body was redeemed, and I was full of hope for the future.
."
The words fell,
Liang Xuchao continued: "Professor Liu... In fact, our physics department really needs a love expert like Brother Lin. You see, most of the boys in our department can't tell whether a girl has put on makeup or not."
"I originally thought that the girls in our department didn't wear makeup, until one day... I sat next to a girl from the Chinese department, and I couldn't tell whether she had put on makeup or not." Liang Xuchao said, "So...
I was just thinking about letting Brother Lin teach us how to fall in love."
"..."
Liu Yun'er fell silent, thought for a moment, and said calmly: "How to teach?"
"I've thought about it!"
"Create a WeChat group and give video lessons." Liang Xuchao said seriously: "One class charges ten yuan. Currently... more than 70 boys are interested in paying to take classes."
this...
This is 700 yuan?
Although Liu Yun'er really hopes that Lin Fan can earn this seven hundred yuan, she doesn't want Lin Fan to harm her students by opening any love training class. Every student who comes out in the future will be like Lin Fan.
Wouldn't it bring chaos to society?
"Don't do it!"
Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "If you dare to come like this, be careful I will report it to the hospital leaders."
"..."
"Oh...Professor Liu, this...this is just an idea. I asked Brother Lin yesterday, and he resolutely refused. I don't know why." Liang Xuchao sighed and said silently: "Yesterday, I also asked Brother Lin.
Pack up all the leftover barbecue food and take it away.”
What?!
Are there any leftovers from yesterday’s barbecue?
Liu Yun'er suddenly became furious. No wonder the idiot ate so many skewers last night. It turned out...it turned out to be leftovers!
"and..."
"I didn't pay either." Liang Xuchao sighed and said silently.
originally,
Liu Yun'er was full of complaints against Lin Fan because of Neptune and the barbecue. As a result... Liang Xuchao added 'no payment', causing the big goblin to almost lose control.
This bastard...
He is becoming more and more dishonest. He must be educated tonight!
"Go back." Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.
"oh..."
The words fell,
Liang Xuchao ran away in a hurry.
"Lin Fan!"
"Just wait and see tonight!" At this moment, Liu Yun'er's face was filled with anger.
...
Because Lin Fan got off work early,
When Liu Yun'er returned to the apartment, he was already cooking.
"Come back?" Lin Fan heard the sound of the door opening and hurriedly walked out of the kitchen. He smiled and said to Liu Yun'er, "Wait a moment...it'll be over soon."
Liu Yun'er ignored him and sat silently on the sofa alone, holding her mobile phone in her hand and searching for 'how to beat your boyfriend's head'.
result...
The answers that came up were all mixed.
For example...Ice Archer! King of Kites! Plus a hand of incense burner gems to assist! Dog Head? Can kite five!
Another example... Sword Queen! Jess! This kind of warrior top laner can kill the dog's head in minutes!
"..."
"What are all these?" Liu Yun'er frowned and gave up looking for answers online, turning to the self-improvement and independence link.
moment,
Lin Fan successively brought out a pot of chicken soup, a plate of braised prawns and a plate of lettuce with oyster sauce, and placed them on the dining table.
"It's time to eat!" Lin Fan shouted.
"..."
Liu Yun'er stood up and said seriously: "Wait a minute..."
The words haven’t been finished yet,
Looking at the three dishes on the table, I swallowed my words silently.
Beat him again when he's full!
Subsequently,
The two sat at the dining table. Lin Fan picked up a large shrimp and gently helped Liu Yun'er peel off the shell. The shrimp was dipped in some soup and handed to Liu Yun'er's bowl.
Faced with Lin Fan's offer of food, Liu Yun'er did not refuse.
but...
Gradually I discovered something was wrong.
"well?"
"Why don't you eat it?" Liu Yun'er asked curiously while chewing the shrimp.
"Feed my big goblin first." Lin Fan peeled off another shrimp and asked Liu Yun'er, "Do you want more?"
Suddenly,
Liu Yun'er's heart was filled with waves, and a wave of sweetness swept through her body.
No no no!
Calm down!
Liu Yuner...at this moment, you must calm down!
By hypnotizing herself, Liu Yun'er forcibly suppressed the sweetness. Today she is not here to fall in love with him, but to settle accounts!
watch account,
Neptune's account,
BBQ account,
Pocket money account!
In short,
Fight to the death tonight!
After a long time,
Liu Yun'er took out a paper towel, gently wiped the corners of her mouth, and said silently: "The dishes and chopsticks will be washed later. You go wash your hands first, and then go to the sofa in the living room."
"oh..."
Lin Fan walked into the kitchen, washed his hands, then took off his apron, and came to the sofa in the living room. After seeing Liu Yun'er, he sat directly next to her.
"hey-hey..."
"what's the situation?"
"Why are you so serious?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.
Liu Yun'er suddenly turned his head, looked at the big pig's trotters beside him, and asked seriously: "What's going on with Neptune? What's going on with the barbecue? And...the thousand yuan pocket money I gave you has not been spent.
, why didn’t you hand it in? Did you secretly wear the watch to work?”
Damn it!
How come this bitch knows everything?
Lin Fan was completely confused.
at the same time,
Liu Yun'er looked at the speechless Lin Fan, and instantly a surge of anger surged up from deep inside her heart, directly reaching the top of her head. At this moment... the big goblin completely lost his mind, and all he could do was to express his anger towards the man next to him.
Big Pig Hoof takes crazy revenge.
"Lin Fan!"
"I'll fight you!"
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Yun'er suddenly jumped on Lin Fan, and the huge impact caused him to fall directly onto the sofa. At this moment, the big goblin was lying on top of him, and his angry little fists hit his chest like raindrops.
"Make you Aquaman!"
“Let you pack up the rest of the barbecue!”
"Let you not hand over your pocket money!"
"Let you wear the watch to show off at work!"
Liu Yun'er used the famous "Bawang Quan" to retaliate against Lin Fan.
Sudden,
A black shadow came in front of his eyes, and then...Liu Yun'er felt a kiss on her cheek.
this moment,
She woke up suddenly and found that she was lying on Lin Fan's body.
I...
Why did I end up lying on top of him?
Hongxia crazily occupied Liu Yun'er's face, and just as she was about to escape from Lin Fan, a hand tightly hugged her waist.
"oops!"
Liu Yun'er pressed directly on Lin Fan's body.
moment,
The two of them were so close that they could even feel the heat radiating from each other's breathing.