The first thing he did when he returned to the room was to open the food reserves at home. As a result... Lin Fan found that he had no instant noodles, leaving only three bags of instant noodles. In fact, they were all the same... It was just Lin Fan.
Too lazy to wash the dishes, after all, eating is troublesome.
but...
A scientist once said that the development of this world is driven by a group of lazy people. Lin Fan invented a technology that allows you to eat bagged instant noodles without a bowl. It is actually very simple... tear open the opening of the instant noodles and eat them.
Put the seasoning bag inside, then pour hot water into the bag, wait until the noodles are cooked and eat.
Unfortunately, this technology has huge flaws and is extremely hot...
"well..."
"what to do?"
"Why don't you order takeout?" Even though Lin Fan is a clever woman, he is helpless when there is no rice. In the end, he used the power of the Internet to choose today's dinner on 'Are you full?', in fact, Lin Fan
I want to eat pizza, but the price is... a bit expensive.
Just when he was about to order the cheapest rice bowl, Liu Yun'er's WeChat message popped up on the screen of his phone.
Yun: Is there food?
Wardian Niwesenmo Ramoshuai: No, I plan to order takeout.
cloud:...
Yun: Open the door!
ah?
What opens the door?
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and hurried to the door. Through the peephole, he saw a refrigerator standing at the door.
Secretly opening a crack in the door, Lin Fan looked through the crack and asked Liu Yun'er, "Is something wrong?"
"Order a takeaway for me." Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "I want pizza!"
"you..."
"Don't you know how to do it yourself?" Lin Fan said helplessly.
"No!" Liu Yun'er said with a hint of confidence, as if it was a matter of course that she couldn't use the APP to order takeout.
"..."
Lin Fan opened his mouth, looked at Liu Yun'er in front of him, and then thought about his wallet, which was a bit shy, and said shyly: "Can you order a twelve-inch pizza? It just so happened that I didn't eat either, and I also wanted to
Eat pizza.”
"casual!"
"Eat in your room." Liu Yun'er said calmly: "Get out of the way, I want to go in!"
"Excuse me!"
"If you eat in my room, you need to pay the room usage fee. Otherwise...do you want this meal? I will waive your room usage fee." Lin Fan's face became darker and darker as he looked at the refrigerator, helplessly.
Said: "Okay... I confess, I have no money."
"I'll treat!"
"Get out of the way!" Liu Yun'er said calmly.
"Okay~"
"Your Majesty, please come this way!" Lin Fan opened the door with a smile and welcomed Liu Yun'er into his room.
Lin Fan's room is quite tidy. This is related to his obsessive-compulsive disorder. He can't stand the irregular symmetry, which often causes Lin Fan to be hit hard when he is on the road... For example, a road paved with green
Suddenly there was a red brick on the road... I wanted to dig up that brick.
"Let's order...Pizza Hut's twelve-inch pizza set." Lin Fan said, "It's pretty cheap...only eighty-nine yuan, and it's on sale!"
"no!"
"Order the thick-cut wagyu pizza from XXX store." Liu Yun'er sat on the chair seriously and said to Lin Fan, "I'll give you another glass of skim milk. You can drink whatever you want."
Since he had no money, Lin Fan had a lot less confidence. He silently searched for the store mentioned in the refrigerator, and then... he was shocked by the price inside. One word... expensive, two words.
..Robbery! Is braised naan really so expensive?
"Fuck!"
"What kind of braised naan is this?" Lin Fan asked confusedly: "The cheapest one costs more than two hundred?"
"point!"
Liu Yun'er answered simply. She didn't back down because of the price. Instead, she was more determined to order the pizza from this store. She didn't know why... Anyway, seeing Lin Fan's unbelievable expression, Liu Yun'er
I felt very happy.
A thick-cut wagyu pizza costs 899 yuan, and if you add drinks, it's almost 950 yuan. Lin Fan paid for it with Huabei...
"alright."
"You transfer me nine hundred and sixty-five yuan, because I paid with Huabei and there are installment expenses. You pay this part." Lin Fan said.
"..."
Not to mention,
Liu Yun'er was already used to it. This guy had to repay more than 1,600 yuan in three years' installments. Is there anything he couldn't do?
after,
Lin Fan received a transfer from Liu Yun'er, totaling one thousand yuan...According to Liu Yun'er's words, the extra thirty-five yuan should be regarded as a tip... This made Lin Fan angry.
Why did you order takeout from him so late?
While waiting for the takeout, the atmosphere in the room was a little strange. Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er didn't speak to each other. Both sides were waiting for the other to speak.
In the end, Lin Fan couldn't help it anymore and asked in a low voice: "Sister..."
"Call me Liu Yun'er." Liu Yun'er said calmly.
"Sister Liu Yun'er..."
Suddenly,
The temperature of the room dropped sharply. Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan, with a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.
"..."
"I just want to ask...which field of physics are you engaged in?" Lin Fan asked.
"Quantum mechanics in theoretical physics." Liu Yun'er said calmly: "But in my experiments, I prefer condensed matter physics, nuclear physics and high energy physics."
"oh!"
Lin Fan nodded. In another world, he studied the theory of relativity, but later became an all-rounder. However, this all-roundness was limited to the scope of Neo-Confucianism. In terms of literature... Lin Fan's attainments were very shallow.
Just understand popular novels.
"What about you?" Liu Yun'er asked, "What field are you engaged in?"
"I?"
"The leader in the field of eating and waiting to die!" Lin Fan said with a smile: "No one knows how to eat and wait to die better than me."
Liu Yun'er snorted coldly, too lazy to deal with such a dishonest scumbag. He was obviously very capable, but in the end he was willing to work as a temporary worker in the library.
"By the way, are you leading a team?" Lin Fan had heard from Liang Xuchao before that Liu Yun'er's main task in the school was to lead the scientific research team, and teaching was only her part-time job, and now Lin Fan wanted to know
, what stage is the world’s cutting-edge physics level at?
"right!"
"Currently, my team is working with another team to study water droplet condensation." Liu Yuner said calmly: "You don't understand."
Lin Fan smiled and said shyly: "Methods to promote condensation and the subsequent heat transfer..."
Hearing Lin Fan's explanation, Liu Yun'er's refrigerator face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, showed a little surprise. She looked at the man in front of her and said, "You...you understand all this?!"
"joke!"
"No one understands water droplet condensation better than me." Lin Fan said with a smile: "I am the king of understanding!"
at this time,
Lin Fan's cell phone rang, breaking the atmosphere at the moment.
"Hello?"
"Is it Mr. Lin?"
"I am the manager of XXX store. I'm sorry to inform you that the 12-inch thick-cut Wagyu pizza is no longer available. How about I exchange it for you with two 6-inch pizzas?" Since it was hands-free, the store manager's words were heard.
It reached the eardrums of Lin Fan and Liu Yuner.
Lin Fan didn't care, he just felt a little helpless. He didn't expect that the jokes on the Internet would actually happen to him. When he was about to explain the formula for the area of a circle, Lin Fan suddenly discovered... Liu Yun'er in front of him seemed to explode!
Too...
The other party not only insulted the IQ, but also insulted the title of academic master.
However,
Lin Fan would never have thought that Liu Yun'er would do such a thing...