Lin Fan's attention was not on the so-called laboratory at all. He looked at the water in the cup and began to think strangely... Is there any special way to make a ship float in the opposite direction? For example.
..The liquid floats in the air, allowing the ship to float with its bow down.
"well?"
"I have a question for you!" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan who was in a daze and asked calmly: "Are you coming?"
Lin Fan came back to his senses, looked at his girlfriend with a blank expression, and asked curiously: "Playing mahjong? Three without one?"
"..."
"Did you not hear a word of what I just said?" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said silently: "I said I planned to set up a related laboratory to cooperate with Shenzhen University... Yu
Xi and Zhou Feng have both joined, will you come?"
Lin Fan was silent for a long time and said carefully: "I...I am very busy at work."
you busy?
What are you busy with!
Maybe Zhou Feng and Song Yuxi didn't know Lin Fan's true situation, but as his girlfriend, Liu Yun'er knew Lin Fan's situation clearly. She spent all day fishing in troubled waters in the library, either sleeping or playing games.
Just busy?
Get busy and have fun!
"I think...it's good to let brother Lin Fan have a name. After all, he is so busy with work." Zhou Feng said seriously.
"..."
"It's not impossible to have a name." Liu Yun'er frowned, but there was a prerequisite for Lin Fan to join his laboratory to participate in research... He must have a master's degree or above. The question was that he said he had a high school diploma.
, what to do?
Although it is a private laboratory, to cooperate with Shanghai University, the relevant personnel list and framework must be reported. It can be passed, but... I have a little trouble with my face. At least as a field of condensed matter physics
An authoritative person, there is such a person in the laboratory...If I don't guarantee it, others will say something.
after,
Liu Yun'er briefly described the future laboratory framework structure. The general direction is a semi-private and semi-official institution, with corresponding funds and funds coming from social donations, or provided by Shenda University, and jointly managing the laboratory with Shenda University.
certainly,
Liu Yun'er has absolute dominance over the laboratory.
"my goal..."
"Become world-class." Liu Yun'er said calmly.
Listening to Liu Yun'er's explanation, Lin Fan felt a little fanciful. How could Shen University come to deal with you? Besides... this kind of project requires layer upon layer of approval. The approval of each level will take a while.
If it gets stuck, the plan will probably be ruined.
In short,
Lin Fan thinks it is unrealistic, not because Liu Yun'er is incompetent or because there are no so-called researchers, but... it cannot be realized due to issues of approval and funding.
Even if the laboratory is successfully approved by relying on personal prestige, who will provide the funds?
Social fundraising?
Who among the ordinary people know who you are, Liu Yun'er...
As for what Shennan University provides? Shennan University is not a charity.
"There should be no problem!" Song Yuxi said with a smile: "With me and Zhou Feng here, plus you Yun'er, and this bastard, the four of us can definitely make this laboratory a world-class laboratory."
The words fell,
Song Yuxi asked curiously: "What is the name of the laboratory?"
At this time,
Lin Fan said seriously: "What do you think... what do you think of the name of Ganiu Ai Maibo Laboratory?"
Ganiu Loves Maibo Laboratory?
This name...
Why is it so weird?
The three people looked at him blankly.
"Galileo... one of the founders of modern experimental science and the father of modern science; Newton... an encyclopedic all-rounder who was so awesome that he was awesome; Einstein... created a new era of modern science and technology."
"Maxwell...the founder of classical electrodynamics and the founder of statistical physics. If I were asked to name my favorite formula, I think...it would be Maxwell's equations." Lin Fan sighed: "There was no quantum system.
Mechanics is something, but Yun'er is engaged in quantum mechanics, so...just add Bohr, the founder of the Copenhagen School."
Originally it was nothing,
After listening to it, he went over, but the last words made Liu Yun'er angry. He said angrily: "Put Bohr in third place and Einstein in last. Let's call it Ganiu Bohmai Laboratory."
.”
"Why?" Lin Fan retorted: "Just call Ganiu Ai Maibo!"
"no!"
"I want to call you Ganiubomaai!"
at this time,
Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er started their second quarrel, just like the fifth Solvay Physics Conference a hundred years ago. The argument between Einstein and Bohr was similar, except that the argument between Einstein and Bohr a hundred years ago was the same.
It is the understanding and interpretation of quantum mechanics.
And a hundred years later,
Lin Fan and Liu Yuner were arguing about the name of the laboratory.
"..."
"..."
Zhou Feng and Song Yuxi were both confused. Could this... even lead to a quarrel?
like...
It seems quite intense.
"Ahem!"
"Okay, okay... stop arguing, it's called the Shenda-Professor Liu Physics Laboratory." Song Yuxi said helplessly.
Subsequently,
Liu Yun'er and Lin Fan had finished arguing, but they were still angry.
"Destroy the theory of relativity!" Liu Yun'er said angrily.
"Cut...break quantum mechanics." Lin Fan retorted angrily.
Song Yuxi glanced at Liu Yun'er, who was wrapped in a quilt, and then at Lin Fan, who was also wrapped in a quilt, and couldn't help but sigh... How did these two people get together?
...
At half past three in the afternoon,
Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er finally returned to the apartment, each lying on the sofa, looking hopeless. Although both of them had taken antipyretics, they... didn't have much strength in their bodies.
"so tired."
"I can't beat him to death anymore." Lin Fan began to wail continuously.
"Stop howling."
"You just go to bed when you go to work tomorrow. I have classes in the morning." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said calmly: "Idiot... don't arrange dates like this in the future. Just go to the amusement park and ride the merry-go-round, or
It's a ride on the Ferris wheel..."
"Um..."
"Let's talk about it later." Lin Fan said weakly.
The words fell,
Liu Yun'er kicked Lin Fan and said angrily: "Before we fell in love, weren't you very attentive? I was on a business trip... you would fly to come to me. Now that you are in love... why is it like this?
Don’t you have to think about it?”
"Can it be the same?"
"I used to touch your hand and it would turn red to the point of my neck. Now I touch your hand and you don't even have any reaction." Lin Fan said silently.
"idiot..."
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Oh...if the laboratory approves it, you will manage the laboratory."
"I?"
"Is it okay?" Lin Fan asked.
"Um."
"After all, it is semi-private and semi-official." Liu Yun'er said seriously: "I have the right to lead and appoint."
Lin Fan nodded and asked calmly: "How much is the salary? What are the benefits? Are there five social insurances and one housing fund? Are meals and fares reimbursed? Are there any holiday expenses during the New Year? Are there any shopping cards?"
"According to the standard." Liu Yun'er explained: "But... you can't get it either."
"..."
"Aren't you a woman with a dark heart?" Lin Fan was so angry that he sat up and asked seriously: "Aren't you exploiting labor?"
"Hello!"
"Do you think I don't know? I asked you to come here to manage the laboratory, do you really know how to manage it? Why don't you come here in the morning to report, then lock the door, start playing games, get off work... clock in and go home on time." Liu
Yun'er glared and said angrily.
Lin Fan was a little embarrassed, he really planned to do this.
Subsequently,
Lin Fan lay on the sofa again and said casually: "Okay... let's wait until you approve it."
"..."
"You seem to be very distrustful of me." Liu Yun'er said dissatisfied: "Do you think I can't approve it?"
"nonsense!"
"Do you think setting up an independent laboratory is the same as setting up a street stall? You can do it if you want to?" Lin Fan said: "There is a very complicated process here, which requires layer upon layer of approval. As long as one link is stuck,
It’s gone, and then it will be useless.”
Liu Yun'er pouted. The fact is as he said. Applying for an independent laboratory requires a long and long process, and it also involves cooperation with Shanghai University, which also involves the issue of profit distribution, but...others
People may not be able to do it, but you can.
"What if I succeed?" Liu Yun'er said with a stubborn look.
"Did it?"
"Uh..." Lin Fan thought for a moment and said seriously: "If you can do it, I will use your laboratory as my signature and publish a top-notch physics paper, and this paper has the strength to be published in "
Nature》!”
Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment. She didn't think Lin Fan was bragging, because the knowledge Lin Fan possessed was beyond her imagination.
"Really?" Liu Yun'er asked eagerly.
"Nonsense!" Lin Fan said calmly: "Don't ask me if it's true... first get the lab approved. Once it's approved, I'll write a physics paper for you."
"What's it about?" Liu Yun'er asked.
"that is..."
"When I was in the hotel, I looked at the water in the cup and thought of a question, is there a way to achieve reverse floating?" Lin Fan said casually: "I think it can be done using a vibration system."
After hearing Lin Fan’s words,
Liu Yun'er fell into deep thought, vibration system? Is it the time average force in the vibration system?
"Is it time-averaged force?" Liu Yun'er stood up and asked seriously, "Is that so?"
"Um."
"This force can realize abnormal phenomena such as sinking in the liquid, floating above the air, etc." Lin Fan explained: "There should be no problem in realizing reverse floating, but first a theoretical calculation is needed to achieve it.
Prove that this is possible.”
"If successful..."
"Maybe it can explain the liquid boundary behavior." Lin Fan said.
"..."
Liu Yun'er didn't say anything, and looked at the big idiot lying on the sofa quietly. He couldn't believe it... This kind of guy who spends all day eating and waiting to die is actually... a super genius in physics.
There is a state of reaching the pinnacle.
but,
No matter how powerful he is, he is just a big fool.