Lin Fan was extremely excited. After all, he was just an ordinary human being, not a so-called god. However... now he is the human god in this world.
As for the question Liu Yun'er just asked, Lin Fan actually didn't know much about it. Using a mathematical expression to calculate all the information contained in it is not something done by people who are engaged in relativity research. Secondly...
It's just a matter of time.
According to common sense,
It takes an ordinary researcher at least one hour, and if everything goes very smoothly, if there are any mistakes in the process, the time will be doubled, and the difficulty will increase accordingly.
fifteen minutes?
That is the limit of human beings, the limit of their IQ.
certainly,
Lin Fan didn't know if he was right, but he felt that he had calculated it, and the whole process went smoothly without any obstacles. In addition, the values were very reasonable. Under normal circumstances... the big goblin would not design anything outrageous.
The data.
at the same time,
Liu Yun'er was so frightened that she accidentally dropped her phone and dropped it to the ground.
When she picked it up and took a look, there was nothing wrong with the screen, but the tempered glass film was shattered into pieces.
"I..."
"I..." Liu Yun'er was so angry that she said angrily: "Hello? Wouldn't you be quieter? I was so scared that I dropped my phone and the tempered glass film was broken."
"Yun'er!"
"I did it!" Lin Fan turned his head and said with excitement: "In fifteen minutes... I used the mathematical expressions you gave me to calculate all the information it contains."
"..."
Liu Yun'er held the shattered mobile phone and looked at him blankly, her eyes filled with unprepared horror.
he...
He said he was done?
"you..."
"What did you say?" Liu Yuner asked again.
"I did it!"
"In fifteen minutes, all the information was calculated." Lin Fan said with a proud look on his face: "Don't tell me... I didn't have a bottom line before, and I was a bit bragging, but... with the help of
With super personal strength and unparalleled wisdom, I really did it."
The words fell,
He asked with a smile: "Are you a good man?"
However,
At this moment, Liu Yun'er didn't want to talk to Lin Fan at all. All she could think about was washing socks.
No way?
this...
Doesn’t this mean I’m doomed?
Liu Yun'er took a deep breath, looked at the extremely excited big pig's hooves in front of her, and said seriously: "Don't be too proud, you just calculated it in fifteen minutes, is it possible that the calculated result is wrong?
"
As soon as the words fell,
She walked directly to him, then pulled up a chair and sat down.
"I want to check it now." Liu Yun'er said seriously: "Don't think that you can get away with just a mess... I tell you this won't work, I will be very, very strict!"
Immediately afterwards,
The big goblin directly took Lin Fan's calculation process and looked at it carefully.
The first thing she saw was the neat calculation interface. This... made Liu Yun'er feel very comfortable. Many people... including those top experts, found this calculation process so confusing that they couldn't understand it at all.
, but Lin Fan can have a very neat interface, you know, this is the result of fifteen minutes.
The first few parts were normal, and Liu Yun'er didn't think there was anything wrong with them, but the later ones were a little... a little strange.
"Why"
"Why are they all reduced versions?" Liu Yun'er asked curiously.
"Because there is not enough paper." Lin Fan said seriously: "Don't you know how expensive A4 copy paper is now? You have no problem... You can apply for white-collar jobs in school. I bought it myself, okay? Can I?
Saving one piece is one piece."
I...
this...
Liu Yuner is about to collapse. What kind of boyfriend has she found?
The process was curtailed because paper was too expensive.
It is estimated that only a big pig like him can come up with this reason.
Come back and regain your senses,
Liu Yun'er continued to look down, and slowly... she discovered the superb skills that Lin Fan showed during the calculation process, and these skills... To be honest, Liu Yun'er, as a professional
Practitioners who have studied the field of physics for many years have never seen anyone use it.
Impossible!
This is not common sense at all!
"Well?"
"Can it still be used like this?" Liu Yun'er raised his head and said with a surprised look on his face: "This...how is this done?"
"What a coincidence."
"Because this is not a scientific research experiment, I know that all the data obtained must be a very fixed value." Lin Fan said with a smile: "Since it is a value set in advance, then we can use unconventional means
Go get it.”
Hear this,
Liu Yun'er was stunned, and her expression slowly turned ferocious.
"Cheating!"
"You are cheating! You are taking advantage of loopholes!" Liu Yun'er was so angry that he originally thought he was calculating seriously, but in the end... he took advantage of some loopholes and forcibly obtained certain set values.
.
No wonder it's so fast...
Able to solve the problem in fifteen minutes... Emotionally he took advantage of a loophole in the game.
"hey-hey!"
"So the big goblin... you only saw the second floor, and you only thought of me on the first floor. In fact, I am on the fifth floor." Lin Fan said with a proud look on his face: "Don't worry about me.
Cheating, did I take advantage of a loophole? Anyway, I solved it within fifteen minutes!"
The words fell,
Lin Fan looked up to the sky and laughed, and said with a proud face: "Admit defeat, are you ready to wash your socks?"
Listening to Lin Fan's roar of laughter, it was like daggers piercing Liu Yun'er's heart.
what to do?
After all, I, Liu Yun'er, am also a professor at Shanghai University, a leader in condensed matter physics, and I end up washing men's socks.
ah...
What should I do?
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips and glanced at the big pig's hooves.
"Fool..."
"You... have you seen my hands?" Liu Yun'er stretched out her delicate hands and said with a tender face: "Do you think they are beautiful?"
"Beautiful!" Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er's hand, couldn't help but nodded, and said, "It's so beautiful."
Liu Yun'er bit her upper lip and said with a hint of sadness: "Idiot... do you think such beautiful hands can withstand the destruction of those stinky socks of yours?"
Suddenly,
Lin Fan fell into silence.
Seeing Lin Fan frowning, Liu Yun'er thought that the hint she had given was not enough. After thinking for a moment... she mustered up the courage, raised her right hand, and gently used the back of her hand to remove the big pig's trotter's cheek.
Sliding slowly, he asked shyly: "Is it slippery?"
Sudden,
Lin Fan grabbed Liu Yun'er's funny slender white hand and slowly brought it in front of him. Then he kissed the back of his hand tenderly and said with a smile: "Don't worry... I will buy you a pair of laundry detergents."
Gloves."
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er's originally shy face turned ferocious... She was going crazy.
This has been made clear!
result...
he...
"Hello?"
"You...you don't understand how to cherish the beauty of women?" Liu Yun'er asked angrily: "I'm still not yours...yours..."
Speaking of which,
Liu Yun'er hesitated, but when she thought about washing the socks for the big pig's trotters in front of her for a month, her hesitation turned into decisiveness.
"Your baby?" Liu Yun'er said with a hint of shyness.
"Baby is a baby, but babies also need to wash their socks." Lin Fan said seriously: "Can't you afford to lose?"
"..."
"Ahhhh!!!"
Liu Yun'er, who has always been a cool goddess, was driven to the point of madness by Lin Fan. Her hysterical and helpless emotions made her completely ignore her own image. At this time, the big goblin was venting her anger.
The anger in my heart.
but,
The big goblin's incompetent and furious behavior left Lin Fan beside him dumbfounded.
This is crazy,
So spectacular!
moment,
Liu Yun'er regained her composure, looked at Lin Fan angrily, and said angrily: "Where are the socks?"
"Wait a moment!"
"I'll get it." Lin Fan quickly stood up and ran into the bathroom. A minute later, Lin Fan came out slowly holding a plastic basin.
"hey-hey."
"Sorry... I only saved six pairs of socks." Lin Fan said helplessly.
Hearing this number,
Liu Yun'er almost went crazy and asked with disbelief: "How...how many pairs of socks do you have? How often do you wash them?"
"Well..."
"There are about twenty pairs of socks in total. I change one pair a day and put the replaced socks in a plastic basin. If I save enough for a week, I clean them once." Lin Fan said seriously: "This is the most scientific method at present.
I have carefully calculated the management method for washing socks."
At this time,
Lin Fan stuffed the plastic basin directly into Liu Yun'er's arms and said seriously: "Yun'er... help me take care of them, don't be too rough, try to be gentle, and by the way... these socks of mine are very valuable.
, you can only use Blue Moon laundry detergent, other products will pill.”
The words fell,
Lin Fan thought of the braised pork in the kitchen and said with a smile: "The braised pork is almost ready."
Looking at the socks in her arms, and then at Lin Fan's leaving figure, for a moment... Liu Yun'er didn't know what to say. Her mind was full of thoughts about whether to silence her man. She felt that she was a widow.
They are all better than now.
for a moment,
Lin Fan came to the living room with a bowl of fragrant braised pork and shouted to Liu Yun'er who was in a daze: "It's time to eat."
Liu Yun'er angrily put down the plastic plate, went to the bathroom and washed her hands. After coming out, she sat in front of Lin Fan, picked up a piece of braised pork with her chopsticks, and was about to throw it into her mouth when she looked at the greasy fat.
The meat was silently thrown into Lin Fan's bowl.
"Bite off the fat on top." Liu Yun'er said, "I don't eat fat... I will get fat."
After Lin Fan reluctantly bit off the fat on it, he watched the piece of meat being picked up by Liu Yun'er with chopsticks, and then thrown into his mouth, a hysterical and savage bite, as if he was chewing someone Lin's.