Liu Yun'er really lived up to Lin Fan's expectations and really didn't let him enter the bedroom to sleep.
"Give!"
"Your quilt." Liu Yun'er hugged a quilt and threw it directly on the sofa, and said seriously: "Reflect on why you sleep on the sofa, and then start writing a three-thousand-word self-reflection letter tomorrow.
...Not even one less word!"
"..."
"baby?"
"Isn't this... a little too strict?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "No graduation thesis is like yours."
Speaking of graduation thesis,
Liu Yun'er immediately said: "By the way...your self-reflection letter is included in your regular points, so write it for me carefully. If you don't write it well...you won't be able to graduate from my place."
Damn it!
This is crazy...
Lin Fan's head suddenly got big. Having a girlfriend who is his mentor is simply a tragedy in life!
"Yes Yes Yes..."
"Teacher Liu, are you going to the laboratory tomorrow?" Lin Fan smiled awkwardly and said, "Come on... Go in and rest."
Liu Yun'er took a look at the time and found that it was less than ten o'clock. She couldn't sleep at all, but what could she do if she didn't sleep? She couldn't get into the arms of a big fool, right? The girlfriend rules that were finally established collapsed in an instant.
.
"snort!"
"I'm going to bed... You should also go to bed early. By the way... you can go to work for me tomorrow." Liu Yun'er said, "I see there is nothing wrong with your waist."
"Well..."
"Yeah." Lin Fan nodded, and then started to spread the quilt alone.
Seeing Lin Fan making the bed, Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, and finally walked into the bedroom, then locked the door to prevent this bastard from sneaking in.
for a moment,
Lin Fan made the bed and lay down on the sofa alone...quietly in a daze. At this time, Dabao and Erbao quietly slipped to the side and immediately turned to Lin Fan.
"Meow~"
"Meow~"
The two cats seemed to be aware of the humiliation of the male owner at this moment, and each of their two little heads rubbed Lin Fan's face.
"It's better for you..."
"Just feed me every day, and look at your mistress...oh my God." Lin Fan touched the little heads of Dabao and Erbao, with hopelessness in life written on his face, and said: "I used to
Why do you like this kind of woman? Besides being rich, beautiful, and in good shape, what other advantages does she have?"
As soon as the words fell,
Lin Fan felt that there was something wrong with what he said. Being rich, beautiful, and in good shape... weren't his biggest advantages.
"very hungry..."
"I want to eat fried chicken." Lin Fan was suddenly very hungry. Thinking about it... dinner ended so early, and he and Uncle Liu were messing around outside.
After pondering for a while,
Lin Fan sent a WeChat message to Liu Yuner.
Lin: Honey...do you want a midnight snack? I ordered fried chicken and milk tea.
moment,
Liu Yun'er sent a message.
Cloud: Not hungry!
Yun: I want to lose weight!
Yun: Don't tempt me...I want to lose weight now!!!
Lin Fan was confused when he saw Liu Yun'er sending three messages in one breath, plus the last one had three exclamation points... It seemed that the big fairy was determined to lose weight, but in fact she was not fat at all.
, on the contrary, it is very well-proportioned.
However, for women, weight is a very sensitive number. Even a small increase is enough to make them collapse.
for a long time?
Fried chicken and milk tea were delivered.
Lin Fan passed by the bedroom carrying takeaway food? He couldn't help but stop and knocked lightly on the door.
"baby?"
"Would you like to eat?" Lin Fan asked.
"..."
"don't want!"
"Take it away quickly!" Liu Yun'er's attitude was very determined.
Lin Fan didn't hesitate. He took the outside and went to the sofa. He took out the fried chicken and milk tea one by one from the bag.
At this time,
The bedroom door is open?
Liu Yun'er walked out of it, and Lin Fan looked back.
"I..."
"I came out to play with Dabao and Erbao." Liu Yun'er said calmly.
The words fell?
She walked straight to Lin Fan and started teasing the two cats who were reluctant to talk to her.
"Really don't want to eat?" Lin Fan asked.
"Don't eat it!"
"You can eat it yourself." Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly, "You will be exhausted by then."
"cut!"
"Then I'll eat it myself." Lin Fan picked up a chicken drumstick and took a small bite. Suddenly... he frowned and turned his head hastily. He said to the big goblin seriously: "Yun'er... how do I feel?
...There’s something wrong with the taste!”
Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment and said in confusion: "What's wrong?"
"The meat is a bit sour."
The words fell,
Lin Fan put the chicken drumstick close to the big goblin's nose and said seriously: "Smell it... is there something wrong?"
Immediately afterwards,
Liu Yun'er smelled it, shook her head and said, "No problem."
"Yeah?"
"How is that possible!" Lin Fan said with a puzzled look on his face: "Try it."
Finished?
It was handed to the big goblin's mouth.
The next second,
The big goblin took a sip, then chewed the fried chicken, shook his head and said, "It tastes normal."
"no..."
"Don't you feel it's a little sour?" Lin Fan frowned. He brought the chicken drumstick to the big goblin's mouth again and said, "Try it again... taste it more carefully."
Then?
Liu Yun'er took another bite of the chicken leg and tasted it carefully.
"I'm pretty sure this fried chicken isn't..."
Haven't you finished speaking yet? Liu Yun'er suddenly reacted and looked at Lin Fan blankly. His face turned dark instantly and asked: "Did you do it on purpose?"
"ah?"
"What's the purpose?" Lin Fan said with a smile: "I don't understand what you are talking about."
"ah!!!"
"I finally made up my mind to start losing weight. It's only been less than an hour... just..." Liu Yun'er was furious.
Lin Fan was silent for a moment, then took the milk tea and put it to the big goblin's mouth, and said gently: "Okay... calm down, let's drink milk tea first to calm down the shock."
Seeing the milk tea straw being handed to her mouth, Liu Yun'er bit it subconsciously, and then sucked hard.
moment,
The strong taste filled the entire mouth.
"..."
"You...you gave me milk tea again." Liu Yun'er was speechless for a moment.
As soon as he finished speaking,
The big goblin was hugged by Lin Fan and said with a smile: "Don't lose weight... I like voluptuous girls."
Subsequently,
He gently tapped the big goblin's lips.
At this moment, Liu Yun'er was so happy that she instantly forgot all the previous unpleasantness. However... her mood did not last long. The big goblin saw Lin Fan and wiped his mouth quietly.
no...
What does he mean?
dislike me?
"you..."
"Why are you wiping your mouth?" Liu Yun'er struggled to break away from Lin Fan's arms and glared at him fiercely: "You must explain it to me today, otherwise... you will never sleep in bed in this life!"
"I..."
"You just ate chicken legs and there is oil on your mouth... Of course you need to wipe it off." Lin Fan asked cautiously.
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er was angry in her heart. She went up and knocked Lin Fan down. Then... holding his head, she started her crazy revenge. Her revenge was very simple... kiss Lin Fan all over.
The whole face.
"oops..."
Lin Fan pretended to struggle, but his struggle aroused Liu Yun'er's desire to win and held his cheeks tighter.
Ten seconds later,
This seemingly revenge reward ended, but the two of them kissed.
After half a minute,
Liu Yun'er lay on Lin Fan's body, her head pressed tightly against his chest, feeling a little ashamed of her behavior just now.
"baby?"
"Um?"
"Aren't you angry anymore?"
"..."
"Ah!!!" Liu Yun'er suddenly stood up from Lin Fan and said angrily: "I remembered...I'm still angry with you!"
The words fell,
Liu Yuner ran into the bedroom angrily.
Lin Fan, who was sitting on the sofa at this time, looked in the direction of the bedroom with a cute expression on his face. He was so angry that he slapped himself lightly.
"This bitch..."
"Everything... was successful!"
...
The next day,
Liu Yun'er drove Lin Fan to Shenzhen University. Neither of them spoke during the whole journey. It wasn't until they arrived at the destination that Liu Yun'er said to Lin Fan: "Hurry up and get the indictment written."
"oh..."
Lin Fan nodded and silently jumped out of the car.
for a long time,
Lin Fan came to the library, and he missed the environment he had not seen for a long time. Especially when his butt touched the surface of the chair, the strong feeling of fatigue hit his cerebral cortex.
"ah!"
"Sleeping is the most comfortable when you are at work!" Lin Fan lay on the chair and said with a contented look on his face: "This is much better than sleeping in bed..."
at this time,
Liu Zhongtao came to the unit with his briefcase. When he took the first step into the door, he saw Lin Fan lying on the chair and was stunned.
"Your boy is finally here!"
"You really screwed me up last night!"
As the saying goes, enemies are jealous when they meet.
Liu Zhongtao rushed to Lin Fan with an angry face and said seriously: "You are so unjust... you turned around and sold your uncle."
"ah?"
Lin Fan shrank his head: "I...what did I sell?"
"..."
"Do you think I was drunk yesterday?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily: "I was not drunk at all yesterday!"
Hearing Uncle Liu say that he was not drunk, Lin Fan was a little embarrassed...but he soon realized a problem.
"uncle!"
"Did you know in advance that my girlfriend was coming?" Lin Fan was furious and said angrily: "You...you didn't even notify me!"
"..."
"I'm afraid too." Liu Zhongtao said helplessly, "That's why I pretended to be drunk on purpose."
The words fell,
Liu Zhongtao then said: "Okay, okay... let's stop fighting among ourselves. Did you get beaten when you went back yesterday?"
"That's not the case."
"But let me write a three thousand word self-criticism." Lin Fan sighed and said silently.
After hearing Lin Fan’s words,
Liu Zhongtao said bitterly: "Your aunt also asked me to write a self-reflection letter, and it requires 10,000 words."
Heard ten thousand words,
Lin Fan felt much better. It turned out that someone was worse off than him.
"correct!"
"How does your uncle usually treat you?" Liu Zhongtao said seriously.
"Special care." Lin Fan said seriously.
"That..."
"Uncle is now in trouble, what should you do?" Liu Zhongtao asked.
Lin Fan thought for a moment and said cautiously: "Pretend not to see?"