Although Liu Yun'er has never had a boyfriend, it does not mean that she is that stupid and sweet. It is obvious... The scumbag sitting next to him is teasing himself and a girl who has just returned from abroad.
PhD.
If she were an ordinary strong-willed woman, she might give Lin Fan a beating, but Liu Yun'er is a strange woman. She adopted another unique method, a method that goes straight to the heart, a method that suits her status as a female doctor.
Way.
"sorry!"
"It can't be done!" Liu Yun'er said seriously: "First of all, from a physiological point of view, there are only two reasons why people scream. One is that when approaching or reaching the top, the oxygen content in the blood will decrease.
At this time, you will fall into a state of mild hypoxia, and show a series of reactions such as blindness of the eyes, blurred vision, and mild body spasms."
"At the same time, the oxygen content in the blood decreases, and the carbon dioxide increases relatively, causing the breathing to become rapid." Liu Yun'er continued: "Second, a type of excitatory substance is produced in the brain, which can make people's brains blurred.
, and come into contact with the inhibitory effects of the brain, thereby overwhelming reason.”
"I'm a normal person." Liu Yun'er said seriously: "I can't provide the kind of service you want. Besides... I really want to kill you!"
to be honest,
Lin Fan was indeed suspected of teasing Liu Yun'er, but it was more of a misunderstanding. Originally, he wanted to say wake-up service, but there were only six words... Then Lin Fan chose a more risky move.
Six words are shortened to two, and the meaning may have changed, but the core is the same.
"Don't make trouble..."
"I just want you to wake me up every day." Lin Fan said awkwardly but politely: "What... I'm not very accomplished in literature, so I often use wrong words and I can't correct them.
Here you go, why don't you feel aggrieved... and try to accept it?"
"If it were before."
"It's so easy for you to be dragged out and beheaded." Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "Why should I accept your shortcomings?"
"..."
"Okay, okay!"
"I change... Isn't it okay if I change?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "Let's go..."
but,
Liu Yun'er still didn't start the car and sat quietly in the driver's seat, seemingly lost in some kind of meditation.
"You know nothing about literature?" Liu Yun'er asked curiously.
"yes!"
"I'm not very busy and proficient." Lin Fan shrugged: "From the fact that I just used a wrong word to describe what I wanted to express, you can see that in terms of literature... my IQ is very impressive.
."
Liu Yun'er frowned, then raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said slowly: "Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grassy sky..."
"The wind suddenly picks up and ruffles a pool of spring water." Lin Fan said with a smile.
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er's face darkened, and he was deceived by the scumbag again. Is this called not having any literary accomplishment? He clearly understood the meaning of what he said at the first time. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, Fang Fang
Caotian...the only missing word "Bilian" is to scold him for not wanting "Bilian".
And this scumbag forest!
Using the words of Feng Yansi, the prime minister of the Southern Tang Dynasty, he wrote "Visiting the Golden Gate". The wind suddenly picked up and ruffled a pool of spring water. What's the matter with the minister?
I'm just saying... none of your business!
"hey-hey!"
"You want to trick me? It's not that easy!" Lin Fan said proudly: "Although my literary attainments are not high, it is also relative. What I am referring to is the Nobel Prize winner in literature, and those people
Compared to...I'm really not good at it, but compared to you?"
After saying that,
Showing a slightly contemptuous expression.
Exploded!
Totally exploded!
Don't die in silence, just explode in silence. At this moment... Liu Yun'er's slender and white hands even had faint traces of veins on the back, and asked: "Manslaughter...how many years will the sentence be?"
"..."
"Hey hey hey!"
"No, it's really not like... Literary PK even caused a fatal incident." Lin Fan knew very well how arrogant this woman was, because he had only experienced the pizza incident before, so he immediately said: "Sister... my
Dear sister, can we stop making trouble? Ten minutes have passed... we are still staying where we are."
Liu Yun'er didn't say anything and silently pressed the electronic handbrake. Of course...she didn't forgive Lin Fan for this. In each confrontation, she suffered humiliating defeats. Thinking about it, she felt very irritated. This guy
...how to double major in arts and sciences?
The white Audi was driving slowly on the road. Although it was the rush hour at the moment, the atmosphere inside the car was completely different from that outside the car. Lin Fan and Liu Yuner did not speak to each other, and they were in a relatively silent atmosphere.
"Is Lin Fan your real name?" Liu Yun'er suddenly asked.
"I don't want to change my name at work, I don't want to change my surname at home...I am Lin Fan, and Lin Fan is me." Lin Fan said: "What?"
Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "Have you tampered with your identity? Why was your information found... It showed that it was XX Orphanage, and this orphanage has closed down, and the director has been there for three years.
Before you passed away, all information about you disappeared without a trace."
"Do you think there are such coincidences in the world?" Liu Yuner said seriously: "If so many coincidences come together, it is not a coincidence. You must have forged your identity. As for your true identity, you know best.
.”
"Stop guessing!"
"In short, I am Lin Fan, a lazy person." Lin Fan said, "That's all."
"..."
Liu Yun'er didn't continue to ask. Even if he asked again...he wouldn't be able to figure out the reason.
...
early morning,
The light of righteousness shone on Lin Fan's butt.
I got up and put on my clothes, then took a shower, and then received a voice call request from Liu Yun'er.
"What?" Lin Fan asked.
"I want to wake you up." Liu Yun'er's cold and emotionless voice reached Lin Fan's eardrums, making him shiver all over.
"..."
"Thank you...I'm up now."
hang up,
Lin Fan looked at the phone interface. Although he was just joking, he didn't expect that she would actually do it.
In the underground parking lot,
After finding Liu Yun'er who had been waiting for a long time, Lin Fan got into the car and asked curiously: "Why is it so early today?"
Liu Yun'er didn't say anything, but gave Lin Fan a piece of paper and a pen with her backhand, and said calmly: "Settle it for me before you get to school... Then you will be exempted from one month's gas expenses."
After a night of serious thinking,
Liu Yun'er finally decided to help her sister. Of course... she introduced Lin Fan to her. This was absolutely impossible. The best way was to let him solve the problem and then hand it over to her. As for who did it?
...For Song Yuxi, it is not important at all.
After taking a look at the content on the paper, Lin Fan curled his lips and said, "How can this be electrodynamics?"
"Um..."
"Can it be solved?" Liu Yun'er asked.
"Yes, I can, but..." Lin Fan asked curiously: "Don't you know how? It's not difficult!"
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, slightly irritated and angry. If she could...do I still need you?
"Do not talk nonsense!"
"Solve it for me immediately!" Liu Yun'er said coldly, and then started his car.