Lin Fan held a glass filled with water in one hand, waved his arm with the other hand, and said seriously: "I can't be kicked out...Uncle...just stay alone, I...
..I’ll go up first.”
"goodbye!"
After saying that,
Lin Fan ran away directly, leaving Liu Zhongtao lying alone on the sofa, with resentment towards his son-in-law written all over his face.
Gently pushing the door open, Lin Fan said with a smile: "Baby... the water is here."
"..."
"Why have you been gone for so long?" Liu Yun'er stood up and said angrily: "It only took you five minutes to pour a glass of water. Did you do something bad?"
"hey-hey..."
"How is it possible...even if I go to do bad things, it can't be five minutes, right?" Lin Fan said with an arrogant look: "I...start in one hour!"
Liu Yun'er didn't understand what he was saying, but she didn't want to think too much. She took a sip after getting the water glass, and then got into bed with Lin Fan.
At this time,
Lin Fan said to the big goblin in his arms: "By the way... I just went downstairs and saw your dad sleeping on the sofa."
"Um..."
"It's just a day or two of sleep, no more than a week at most." Liu Yun'er said calmly: "My mother seems to be very cruel to my father, but in fact she is very, very kind to him. She is the kind of person who has a sharp mouth but a soft heart.
people."
"Yeah?"
Lin Fan nodded, hugged the big goblin in his arms tighter, and asked: "By the way, do my Breguet watch and BMW motorcycle belong to your father?"
"..."
"Did he tell you?" Liu Yun'er asked in surprise.
"No."
"I feel something is wrong... because your dad's expression when he saw the watch... was worse than eating shit." Lin Fan explained: "I thought he was jealous at first, but now that I think about it...
It looked like heartache.”
Speaking of which,
Lin Fan sighed and said seriously: "I can't have a daughter like you in the future."
"What's wrong with me?" Liu Yun'er was so angry that she said angrily: "I am devoted to you, but you actually dislike me for coming here."
"hey-hey!"
"Of course I like you like this, but my daughter can't be like you." Lin Fan said coquettishly: "By the way... there are still a lot of tea and cigarettes in your dad's office, how about...
.Help me go and do you want to come?"
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Go and get it yourself!"
"well..."
"I'm going to ask for it... I'm afraid he won't give it to me." Lin Fan sighed and said silently: "It's better that you go and ask for it. You are his daughter. As long as you ask... I will definitely give it to you."
"..."
"That's my dad!" Liu Yuner pinched Lin Fan angrily and said angrily: "You asked me to trick my dad... What do you think?"
Lin Fan smiled, gently approached Liu Yun'er's face, kissed her, and said softly: "Baby... help me get some."
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes with a hint of shyness, and said softly: "Then...then I'll get some? Let me explain in advance...I'll only get a little."
"Um!"
"Take...the most expensive and best one!" Lin Fan said seriously.
The words fell?
Lin Fan felt a pain coming from his thigh.
"I'm furious!"
"Since I've been with you, I've found that I've become a liar and a thief." Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Did you cast any magic on me?"
"How can it be."
Lin Fan kissed the big goblin on the cheek again and said affectionately: "Baby...this may be the power of love."
"snort!"
"You are the only one with a sweet mouth!" Liu Yun'er pressed her head tightly against his chest and said silently: "Idiot... What if we are all old in the future? And I leave earlier than you? You must take good care of yourself.
Take care of yourself, don’t think about seeking death... If it doesn’t work out, just find a wife.”
actually,
This question is very easy to answer. Lin Fan never makes mistakes on this question? However... I don't know what happened? Lin Fan's brain was confused. Maybe it was because Yun'er smelled so good that it made him stupid.
.
"..."
"Yun'er... I would like to find someone younger, is it okay?" Lin Fan asked seriously.
...
downstairs living room,
Liu Zhongtao is lying on the sofa watching the news. In fact, he likes the feeling of sleeping on the sofa? Anyway, he always lies on the sofa seven or eight days a month.
Sudden,
He heard movement from upstairs.
"roll!"
"Get out of here quickly!"
Listen to this voice?
Liu Zhongtao was stunned for a moment, propped himself up and looked upstairs.
"Who asked you to go to the guest room?"
"I told you to go to the sofa in the living room!"
At this time?
Liu Zhongtao showed a knowing smile. It seemed that... his son-in-law had also been kicked out.
"This is your quilt!"
"Hurry up and hold your quilt? Go to the sofa downstairs!"
Immediately afterwards?
Then I heard the sound of the door being locked? Then there was another heavy slam of the door.
soon,
Liu Zhongtao saw his son-in-law, holding a quilt, slowly walking down the stairs. The two looked at each other from a long distance, and saw the inner thoughts in each other's eyes. Lin Fan was a little sad, and Liu Zhongtao
A little pleasant.
"uncle..."
"I'm here to accompany you." Lin Fan said awkwardly.
"hehe..."
"I'm telling you, you will definitely come down. You were still not convinced at that time." Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "Then what... you can sleep on that small sofa."
"oh..."
Lin Fan reluctantly walked onto the small sofa, and then lay there sideways, covered with a quilt. At this time... the atmosphere in the living room was a bit quiet, neither of them spoke, and they were lying quietly on the sofa playing with their mobile phones.
at this time,
Lin Fan glanced at Liu Zhongtao, who was lying very comfortably on the big sofa, and suddenly felt a little unbalanced, and said, "Uncle...can you sleep?"
"Can't sleep."
"Otherwise I wouldn't be playing with my phone." Liu Zhongtao said calmly.
"Do you know why?" Lin Fan said seriously.
"Why?" Liu Zhongtao asked casually.
Lin Fan pursed his lips and said seriously: "Because your son-in-law and I...sleep on a small sofa, can you still fall asleep? Of course you can't."
"..."
"Want to change?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily: "There is no way!"
"well..."
After being rejected, Lin Fan sighed deeply, picked up his phone again and started browsing Weibo.
Playing and playing,
Weng and son-in-law began to exchange experiences, such as which wine tastes good, which bath is comfortable to soak in, and which store has the best massage techniques.
"uncle?"
"I have a question... Why do you always like peanuts when you drink?" Lin Fan asked curiously.
"Don't you understand?"
"There is knowledge in this." Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "Peanuts... are the best thing to judge the other party's alcohol level. At the beginning, everyone used chopsticks, but later... if you have already grabbed
, but the other person is still using chopsticks, it means that your drinking capacity is not as good as the other person's."
"oh!"
"Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading!" Lin Fan suddenly realized, "It makes sense."
suddenly,
Xia Meifang came down in slippers.
Immediately afterwards,
She then saw her husband and son-in-law, each lying on the sofa sleeping, and was stunned for a moment.
"Xiao Lin?"
"You...why are you also on the sofa?" Xia Meifang asked confused.
"ah?"
"Uh...there was an accident." Lin Fan said helplessly.
"..."
Xia Meifang pondered for a moment and roughly guessed why. He probably sneaked into Xiaoyun's room. Then this guy pissed off her daughter again and was kicked out. Then the guest room was locked by her daughter.
well...
never mind,
This is a matter between the daughter and son-in-law, and it is not easy for me to interfere.
You cannot deprive your daughter of her right to educate her husband.
"well!"
"Zhong Tao!"
"You saw Xiao Lin lying on the small sofa, are you embarrassed to continue lying on the big sofa?" Xia Meifang said angrily: "And Xiao Lin's waist is not good, you should change with him quickly."
Liu Zhongtao was stunned, looked at his wife in horror, and said in a squeaky voice: "I...this..."
"Why don't I own it? This isn't this."
"Change it if I ask you to."
finally,
Lin Fan slept on the big sofa as he wished, and I have to say... the big one is very comfortable.
"You two, be well and stop making trouble." Xia Meifang said, "I'm going upstairs first."
Seeing Xia Meifang go upstairs, Liu Zhongtao returned his gaze to Lin Fan, with a deep sadness in his eyes.
...
The next day,
Liu Yun'er was still lying in bed, but a phone call woke her up.
"Xiaoyun'er?"
"At 12 noon today, pick us up at the airport." The caller was Song Yuxi, and her tone was a little brisk at this time.
"..."
"No time!" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Take a taxi by yourself."
"No!"
"I bought you a gift." Song Yuxi said with a smile: "Don't forget... twelve o'clock noon."
Snapped,
Just hang up.
Liu Yun'er looked at her phone and realized that it was already seven o'clock. She couldn't help but stretch out, put on her clothes and pants, and walked out of her bedroom.
go downstairs,
Arriving at the living room,
Then he saw Lin Fan lying on the sofa, sound asleep.
Walking quietly to his side, looking at Lin Da's hooves...the naughty feeling buried deep in his heart suddenly came out.
after,
The big goblin pinched Lin Fan's nose.
After a while,
Lin Fan woke up... When he opened his eyes, he saw Liu Yun'er's beautiful face, and without thinking... he pulled the fairy in.
"Ouch..."
"Do you want to die!"
"What if my parents find out?"
Although he said strong words, his body involuntarily shrank into Lin Fan's arms.
"hey-hey..."
"Wouldn't this be more exciting?" Lin Fan said with a smile.
"idiot!"
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and asked silently: "Where is my dad?"
"I do not know."
"Maybe you went to buy breakfast?" Lin Fan said as he quietly reached out his hand to the big goblin's butt.
Suddenly,
Liu Yun'er trembled all over, and her handsome face turned red instantly.
"Bullying me again!"
"I...I'll bite you to death!" Liu Yun'er launched a counterattack and bit Lin Fan's shoulder.
However,
at this time,
Xia Meifang had already walked out of the room and went downstairs slowly. Then she saw her daughter and son-in-law hugging each other on the sofa.
now,
Lin Fan also spotted his mother-in-law standing at the top of the stairs with a frightened face. He was stunned for a moment.
"Have you finally touched enough?"
"You damn ghost...you started touching me so early in the morning!" Liu Yun'er didn't know what was going on and was cursing with a face full of shame and anger.