Song Yuxi looked at the boy outside, holding a KFC family bucket, and walked to the door of her boyfriend's house. She showed a slightly surprised expression for a moment, but her mood recovered. After all, Zhou Feng and Lin Fan were also
Human beings also need to eat and drink water.
At this time,
The door was opened a crack, and then a hand stretched out, got the KFC family bucket, and said thank you.
Through the comparison of sounds,
The two women were certain that it was Lin Fan who opened the door to get takeout just now.
Subsequently,
The delivery boy left, leaving Liu Yun'er and Song Yuxi standing at the entrance of the corridor. At this time, the two daughters looked at each other and saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes.
"us"
"Are the things you brought superfluous?" Liu Yun'er said helplessly: "It feels like their lives are much more nourishing than we imagined."
"Well"
"This is understandable, after all, Zhou Feng and Lin Fan are both human beings and need to eat and drink," Song Yuxi said casually.
After hearing Song Yuxi’s words,
Liu Yun'er thought it was quite right. Lin Fan and Zhou Feng were not robots. It was a bit excessive to ask them not to eat or drink water.
"Yun'er!"
"I'm so excited now!" Song Yuxi said with anticipation: "I wonder what those two men will do when they see their beloved women standing at the door."
""
"Just don't fall into my arms." Although Liu Yun'er's expression was calm, her heart was already turbulent. She wanted to knock on the door of the room immediately and let the big fool see her arrival as soon as possible.
pity
There are two outsiders, otherwise it would be better to let Lin Dashu kiss him, and it is the kind that Qianshen comes in.
"well?"
"Yun'er, if I can't control it, you must hold me." Song Yuxi said seriously: "I can't let Zhou Feng get his way. I promised to give it to him on the day I get the certificate, and I will give him one second less on the day I get the certificate.
Will not work."
""
"You should be a little more reserved." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily, "I'm too lazy to talk to you."
Song Yuxi rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "By the way, when are we going in?"
"Rest a little longer."
"Then pile these things at the door. I think it's almost time to knock on the door." Liu Yun'er said.
"Um"
at the same time,
Lin Fan and Zhou Feng each wore headphones and were playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in double row. But they were different from those who played with guns. These two people were like Voldemort. They liked to collect all kinds of things. Then they found a place to lie down.
"Someone!"
"There's someone in front!" Lin Fan said nervously: "Do you want to shoot?"
"Hit!" Zhou Feng said seriously.
Bang bang bang!
After a firefight?
Lin Fan and Zhou Feng were fucked to death, and then looked at the black and white picture on the screen? For a moment, their hearts felt cold.
"F*ck!" Lin Fan said angrily: "Two people hit one person, or were they shot in the back and someone else killed him? This makes me so angry, are we too good at it?"
""
"I think it might be a cheat." Zhou Feng said, "Anyway, for us, the ones we can't beat are all cheats."
"Right."
"Uh, the refund is here!" Lin Fan started to provide refund service.
Immediately afterwards,
Zhou Feng also joined the ranks of refunds.
"Can you fight landlords?" Zhou Feng asked casually.
"Have you heard of Chen Daozai?" Lin Fan said calmly: "Back then, Chen Daozai could win 37 million with 20 yuan. I, Lin Fan, had won 5 million with 200,000 happy beans.
.”
Zhou Feng was stunned for a moment and said bitterly: "Lin Fan, can we be more realistic?"
"Do not believe?"
"How about we play a few games together?" Lin Fan said angrily: "Look what the God of Gamblers is!"
The words fell?
The two people opened a certain platform.
"Don't panic"
"Ambush someone first? Let him become a landlord." Lin Fan said with a smile: "Wait for a super double and make a fortune in silence."
""
"What should I do if I lose?" Zhou Feng asked with a little worry: "This multiple is too big."
"Can't lose!"
Lin Fan said seriously: "I am the God of Gamblers!"
Subsequently,
An exciting game of Landlord Battle begins.
"cut!"
"Wouldn't it be an idiot to make a six alone?" Lin Fan sneered: "Press you!"
after,
Under Lin Fan's skillful operation, only a pair of bombs were left.
"Do you see it!"
"Is the God of Gamblers powerful?" Lin Fan said with a smile: "Now the landlord still has seventeen cards? If he can fly away seventeen cards in one round, I will eat all the cigarette butts in the ashtray on the spot!"
Just finished speaking?
The situation took a strange turn, and the landlord flew away seventeen cards at once.
Lin Fan and Zhou Feng lost.
In one round, both of them lost all their beans.
""
"Damn it! This young man doesn't have martial ethics? He actually attacked me sneakily." Lin Fan looked at the super straight man in front of him, and his face was instantly distorted with anger.
Zhou Feng glanced at Lin Fan beside him. He thought for a moment and said cautiously: "Lin Fan, when are you going to start eating cigarette butts?"
"I"
Just when Lin Fan was about to quibble.
Sudden?
There was a rapid knock on the door.
Lin Fan glanced at the direction of the door. Then he took off his headphones, stood up and hurried to open the door. At this time, Lin Fan thought that the errand boy was coming with two boxes of beer, so he didn't look at the peephole.
, open the door directly.
The moment Lin Fan opened the door, he saw a scene that horrified him.
Two girls, Liu Yun'er and Song Yuxi, were actually standing at the door, smiling at him.
"Idiot~"
"Hello~"
However,
The two women had just finished greeting Lin Fan, and then the door was closed with a bang.
""
""
for a time,
The two women were confused, what was going on?
"well?"
"Yun'er?"
"Why did your Lin Fan look so panicked when he saw us?" Song Yuxi asked with confusion on her face.
"I"
"I don't know what's going on." Liu Yun'er frowned: "I suddenly had an ominous premonition."
at this time,
inside the room,
Lin Fan walked up to Zhou Feng with panic on his face and said anxiously: "Brother Zhou, I seem to have hallucinations and auditory hallucinations. When I just opened the door, I actually saw Liu and Song, and
Those two girls even talked to me."
"ah?"
"No way?" Zhou Feng took off his headphones and said curiously: "Are you too tired?"
""
"How about you go take a look?" Lin Fan said.
"Um!"
Zhou Feng responded, slowly stood up, and came to the door of the room. However, unlike Lin Fan, he first observed what was going on outside the door through the peephole.
The next second,
Lin Fan looked at Zhou Feng helplessly and retreated in panic, with a look of despair on his face.
"yes"
"It's them!" Zhou Feng pointed to the door in horror and said to Lin Fan: "It's really them!"
Hearing Zhou Feng's words, Lin Fan was stunned. The two looked at each other, exchanging the unbelievable emotions in each other's eyes, and even felt a little overwhelmed.
Just when the two of them were still confused, there was a rapid knock on the door.
Bang bang bang!
"Open the door!"
"If you don't open the door, I will open it myself!" Song Yuxi shouted.
However,
To Lin Fan and Zhou Feng, this voice was almost like the whisper of a devil.
The two men looked at the living room at the same time, where there were piles of garbage, various takeout bags, countless beer cans, and finished cigarette shells.
Finished
It’s all fucking over!
at this time,
Lin Fan and Zhou Feng heard the sound of the key being inserted into the keyhole, and realized that the disaster was close at hand. Soon the two women would be able to come into contact with the truth.
However,
The two of them were not left with much time to think. The door to the room had been opened and the two women walked in directly.
As the future hostess of this room, Song Yuxi said with a hint of annoyance: "What do you think I said?"
The words haven’t been finished yet,
Song Yuxi and Liu Yun'er were stunned by the scene in front of them. There were takeout bags, beer cans, cigarette shells, and barbecue bamboo sticks all over the floor.
this
Is this doing scientific research?
Are you sure it's not a party?
"No, no!"
"You guys must have a problem!" Song Yuxi reacted and immediately rushed to the table, only to see the game screen on their laptop screens. At the same time, Liu Yun'er also came to Song Yuxi's side and saw this scene.
Suddenly,
The two women fell into silence.
"What exactly is going on?" Song Yuxi asked with a dark face: "Didn't you say you were doing scientific research? Why did you end up playing games? You must explain it to me today, otherwise you won't even think about going out like this!"
Lin Fan said awkwardly but without losing his smile: "Aren't we just playing games? We're not going to a nightclub."
"game?"
"Is this just about games?" Song Yuxi said angrily: "We were promised to do scientific research, but in the end we ended up playing games."
"yes!"
"Some kind of in-depth research between the naked eye and optics!" Lin Fan said seriously: "It translates to how long it takes for your eyes to get sore after staring at the computer screen. According to personal experiments by Brother Zhou and I, it takes about ten hours.
, you will feel soreness.”
The words fell,
Lin Fan paused and said seriously: "But it varies from person to person. I can last longer than Brother Zhou. He lasts ten hours, but I can last eleven hours."
After hearing Lin Fan’s explanation,
Liu Yun'er and Song Yuxi were speechless. It turned out that they had been tricked from the beginning!
No wonder this subject sounds so weird. From the very beginning, love is gained through playing games.
"Yun'er?"
"Are you interested in being widows together?" Song Yuxi asked indifferently: "Or we can become nuns together."
"Um"
"Destroy it quickly!" Liu Yun'er nodded.
Looking at the two tigresses gearing up in front of them, Wu Song felt that Jingyanggang today was extremely dangerous.