Someone once said that when a certain behavior becomes a habit, it may be impossible to get rid of it for a lifetime.
Lin Fan was used to taking Liu Yun'er's car to get off work, no matter it was windy or rainy... The woman would send him a voice call at half past six on time and wait in the underground parking lot at seven o'clock.
He gets in the car.
All of this was done subtly, and even the two parties involved did not know it. However, the relationship between the two did not relax because of this, but instead staged a fierce struggle every day.
early morning,
The night faded, and the sun shone directly on the earth and Lin Fan's anus.
Although it is the weekend,
But as a librarian, Lin Fan doesn't have a so-called rest day. In addition, today's day is quite special. He has to go to school to take a written test. For today's written test... He specially asked Tian Hai to help him on duty.
At this time,
The WeChat voice call notification on my phone rang. It was from the refrigerator in room 305 across the door.
"get up!"
"Go and take the written test." Liu Yun'er's cold voice reached his eardrums, making Lin Fan sober in an instant.
"oh..."
hang up,
After putting on my clothes and pants, I took a quick shower, and then started to style my handsome look. I simply blew my hair, then applied some hair wax to make it look three-dimensional and fluffy. Of course, I sprayed it with styling spray at the end.
"..."
"Handsome guy...are you planning to charm the refrigerator?" Lin Fan looked at himself in the mirror. It wasn't that he was narcissistic, he was the most handsome man in the world...that's it.
After leaving his room and walking all the way to the underground parking lot, Lin Fan had just gotten in the car and before he could sit firmly on his butt, Liu Yun'er noticed that Scumbag Lin seemed a little different today... He felt more like a scumbag.
"Are you going to take the written examination, or are you going to be a young master?" Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "I have already found out that the interviewers are all men..."
"..."
"There seems to be something wrong with what you said." Lin Fan said angrily: "The interviewer is a man and a woman. Doesn't he have anything to do with me?"
"You understand!"
Liu Yuner was too lazy to pay attention to him and silently started the car.
Before the car had completely driven out of the underground parking lot, Lin Fan seemed to notice something different. He felt that there was a slight change in the car... But this change was not the placement of items, because Liu Yun'er was not like other women.
, place any cute little toys in the car.
That's right,
Liu Yuner has undergone some changes!
Lin Fan took a deep breath and asked curiously: "Have you changed your perfume?"
"..."
"I don't know!" Liu Yun'er said calmly, but there was some confusion in her heart. She did change her perfume today, and she changed it to Miss Dior Eau de Toilette recommended by Scumbag Lin. As a result, he smelled it immediately.
Considering the changes that have happened to me, I am quite careful...
"Well?"
"This seems to be Miss Dior Eau de Toilette." Lin Fan said seriously: "This kind of pleasant freshness with sweet and sour top notes... I am very familiar with it."
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er's face turned dark. I thought this scumbag Lin was quite attentive before. What kind of habit is this... This is clearly experience! An experience gained from spending time among flowers. Sure enough, Yu Xi is right.
, no man is good.
"Have you used the perfume I introduced to you?" Lin Fan asked with a smile, "Does it suit your temperament?"
"Shut up!"
"I don't want to listen to you!" Liu Yun'er was angered by some of the thoughts in her head and said expressionlessly.
what's going on?
It was fine before, but suddenly it became cloudy?
Lin Fan sighed softly. He already understood Liu Yun'er's temper, but this woman was completely unpredictable. She always released her little emotions inadvertently, and he didn't understand why she had such little emotions.
"Let's listen to some music."
Lin Fan turned on the radio in the car and tuned it to a certain frequency band. This was a frequency band that continuously broadcast songs 24 hours a day.
Just right,
A song "Answer" by Yang Tushen and Caijie is playing.
Love is like a clear blue sky with white clouds and a sudden storm
Nowhere to hide is always unexpected
People are like having a bad cold
If you are sneezing and have a fever, you should rest
Hot and cold alternating, joyful and hesitant, never tired of it...
...
"You go back."
"I have to go to work later, and by the way... remember to pick me up in the afternoon!"
After Lin Fan finished speaking, he opened the car door and left, leaving Liu Yun'er sitting in the driver's seat with a black line on her face, furious... She had been upgraded from a full-time private driver to a full-time nanny, and she was on time every day.
Wake him up, and then take him to and from work, leaving him with meals and groceries at noon.
Annoying!
Annoying!
So infuriating!
Liu Yun'er slapped the steering wheel hard.
at the same time,
Lin Fan has arrived at the written examination venue, a medium-sized multimedia classroom. In fact, there are only four extra places this time. In the end, there were over a hundred contestants. Isn't the competition too fierce?
After filling out his name and ID card at the door, he got a number plate, and Lin Fan discovered that... his number plate was not in the number box, but was taken out of the drawer. This was the only one.
open.
"..."
Lin Fan sat in the corner and looked at the ID number 38 in his hand. Who the hell chose this number?
"you..."
"Hello..."
"Can you lend me a pen?" Sitting next to Lin Fan was a little girl. She seemed to be young, only about twenty-three-four, and she looked pretty average...a bit like a girl next door.
It smells like a girl, but this little girl is very shy, and I don’t know why she is so shy.
Lin Fan also noticed that the little girl had heavy dark circles under her eyes, and her overall mental state looked very tired.
"..."
"You came to take the written test without bringing a pen?" Lin Fan asked curiously: "Then what's the point of the written test?"
"I..."
"I forgot... I got up too late, and I just... forgot to bring it with me in a hurry." The little girl said cautiously.
Lin Fan shrugged and said helplessly: "I only have a pen, otherwise... when I finish writing, can I give you the pen?"
The vague little girl remembered that she was about to cry. Lin Fan's plan was more of a hope that was visible but intangible, like...buying a lottery ticket tomorrow and winning 200 million, and then dividing 50 million
give her.
"Are you going to ask someone to borrow it?" Lin Fan said.
"Borrowed...borrowed it all over." The little girl said with a hint of tears: "They...they all said they only brought one pen."
It is clear!
Everyone present is more utilitarian. After all, killing an opponent means that your probability of success increases.
"OK OK..."
"Anyway, the written test lasts for an hour. I have written for almost ten minutes. For the remaining fifty minutes...you can work hard on your own." Lin Fan said seriously: "This is the only way I can help you."
The little girl wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and asked in a low voice: "Uncle... thank you, but I don't want you to lose the opportunity because of me. I... I'd better give up."
"..."
Lin Fan looked at her and was speechless for a moment... This little girl didn't look very smart.
after,
The invigilator handed out the written test papers, and the confused man sitting next to Lin Fan kept wiping tears.
well...
Who is to blame?
I can only blame myself for being too careless.
Lin Fan sighed after receiving the paper, and then entered the state of grading. In about a minute, he understood the difficulty of the written test. It was not difficult at all, so he started writing as soon as he picked up the pen.
ten minutes later,
Lin Fan took advantage of the invigilator's lack of attention and threw the pen to the unintelligent confused man.
"I'm ready!"
"Go ahead and write." Lin Fan said.
The little girl was stunned for a moment and looked at this handsome 'uncle' in surprise.
"carry out an assignment!"
In the little girl's frightened eyes, Lin Fan took the papers and walked to the classroom podium. At the same time, everyone's eyes were fixed on him, confused, shocked and at a loss...
Is this guy finished?
So fast?
...
Lin Fan walked out of the examination room with arrogant and light steps. He hummed a little tune along the way, as comfortable as he wanted. However...until he met Liu Yun'er, who had been waiting where he was.