The core members of the Iron Triangle were sitting together at this moment, having a ten-minute mental confrontation over the two packages of braised chicken legs and two packages of soy sauce beef in front of them. The three of them stared at each other closely, fearing that others would beat them to it.
Take the food away.
"How about this..."
"The three of us are very hungry... Why don't we cut the beef first and put the two chicken legs aside first." Liu Zhongtao said seriously: "As for the beef... cut it fairly and openly, no one has a gram more.
, no one is missing a gram, what do you think?"
"Can!"
"I agree!"
Lin Fan and Zhang Haiguo agreed with Liu Zhongtao's words.
However...
There were a lot of disputes over who should cut the beef next. The reason was very simple. The three people all knew that the other two guys were difficult to deal with, so they all proposed that they should cut the beef themselves, which led to no one being convinced by the other, and this alone
The question... took almost five minutes.
"I think..."
"Let me do it...According to the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young, you should be humble to me." Lin Fan said seriously.
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Zhongtao was a little unconvinced and said hurriedly: "Since you said respect the old and love the young... I am the oldest among the three, so you should respect me and let me cut the beef..."
"alright!"
"It's better to do this... I belong to the middle, so I'm the fairest, so let me cut it." Zhang Haiguo said seriously.
"Why?"
"Yes! Why!"
Weng and his son-in-law immediately opposed Zhang Haiguo's decision.
Immediately afterwards,
The three of them started to quarrel, and the quarrel lasted for twenty minutes.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Fan hurriedly shouted to stop, and said to the other two people: "Fighting like this is not an option... If we can't get results, it's better... we decide whether to cut beef based on the level of contribution.
How about who cuts it?”
The words fell,
Lin Fan immediately raised his hand and said righteously: "Speaking of contribution value... I think I deserve it. Look at the big tent behind. Which of you has helped me? None of you, right? Look...
.I was able to finish setting up the tent by myself. Excuse me...do you have any objections?"
"Xiao Lin!"
"I'm not uncle, I have a problem with you...see for yourself, what kind of thing are you doing?" Zhang Haiguo said angrily: "I can do it too."
As soon as the words fell,
Zhang Haiguo said seriously: "Contribution...Although I have no contribution, don't forget who sent us here this morning. Yes...it was my wife, and my wife's contribution is mine."
Contribution, so...I contribute the most, without me...you wouldn't be able to survive."
"hehe!"
"That's it?" Liu Zhongtao smiled disdainfully: "That's it for the two of you? I'm the planner of this event! So... I'll take care of it."
"no!"
"When we had hot pot at noon, uncle...how much meat did you eat? Tell your conscience, did you eat all the beef?" Lin Fan jumped out and said with an annoyed face: "Hot pot
I brought it, so I ended up eating bean paste, duck blood, duck intestines and the like."
After saying that,
Lin Fan said to Zhang Haiguo: "Uncle, don't laugh either...did you eat the sauce elbow by yourself?"
"..."
"..."
Facing Lin Fan's accusation, the two middle-aged men were a little embarrassed, but they also had Lin Fan's handle. At this time... Zhang Haiguo said: "That's right... I ate the sauce elbow, but the sauce
Did you cook the ribs by yourself?"
"Yeah!"
"It's not just the sauced pork ribs, you also ate the two apples I brought!" Liu Zhongtao said.
Sudden,
Lin Fan remembered something and hurriedly opened his backpack, and sure enough... there was a big apple lying inside, and the experience of this apple was a bit twisty. It was originally meant for the big goblin to eat, but the big goblin didn't want to eat it.
He stuffed it into his backpack in front of Lin Fan.
Lin Fan didn't care at first, but when his father-in-law mentioned apples, he immediately remembered them.
"Ha ha!"
"My baby gave me an apple!" Lin Fan said excitedly, holding the apple.
After saying that,
Prepare to bite directly, no matter whether you wash it or not.
"Don't eat it!"
"Stop!"
At this moment,
Zhang Haiguo stood up immediately and quickly... then snatched the apple from Lin Fan's hand.
"Xiao Lin!"
"You didn't even discuss it, so why did you just start eating it yourself?" Zhang Haiguo said seriously.
"no..."
"My girlfriend gave it to me, why can't I eat it?" Lin Fan said with a confused look on his face.
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "I'm still your girlfriend's biological father. Anyway, this apple needs to be discussed."
"..."
"How about one bite each?" Lin Fan said seriously: "I'll bite it first...because my girlfriend gave it to me, so there's no objection to it, right?"
Faced with this proposal,
Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo looked at each other and nodded silently to Lin Fan.
After obtaining consent,
Lin Fan got the apple again, and when Apple wasn't paying attention...he just took a bite.
Originally, Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo thought that Lin Fan just took a bite, just an ordinary bite. But... they never expected that this guy was so shameless. He almost bit off half of it, which was so big that he couldn't fit it into his mouth.
inside.
"you!"
"You kid is cheating!" Liu Zhongtao was so angry that he snatched the half apple from Lin Fan's hand and without saying a word... bit off two-thirds of the half.
this moment,
Zhang Haiguo was completely dumbfounded, leaving only a little bit for himself.
"..."
"Hai Guo... there is less than one bite left. How about... don't eat it and I'll help you eat it." Liu Zhongtao ate the portion that should have belonged to Zhang Haiguo without waiting for Zhang Haiguo's consent.
.
this...
These father-in-law and son-in-law are not very good people!
Zhang Haiguo's scalp was numb and he said angrily: "Since each of you has eaten half of the apple, I will do the job of cutting the beef!"
"..."
"..."
Although the father-in-law and father-in-law were very reluctant, other people's arguments were so reasonable that they were too embarrassed to refute them.
finally,
The job of cutting the beef was taken over by Zhang Haiguo. At this time, he was holding a knife and preparing to cut the beef into three parts.
"No! Uncle...you should do it this way." Lin Fan said seriously.
"no!"
"Hai Guo, you listen to me...it should be done like this." Liu Zhongtao said.
"Cut it this way!"
"No, cut it my way!"
In the debate,
Zhang Haiguo was so noisy that he had a headache and his heart pounded...he stabbed him twice, and then took away the middle piece of beef when Weng and his son-in-law weren't paying attention.
"Fuck! Uncle, you..."
"Hai Guo!"
Weng and his son-in-law widened their eyes and looked at him in horror, but Lin Fan reacted quickly and took away the remaining larger piece of beef.
"I..."
"You two guys, don't you respect the elderly at all?" Liu Zhongtao was furious. He couldn't help it...you couldn't take it from others, right? He took away the youngest piece of meat angrily.
Now,
There were only three packages of final rations left.
Lin Fan said: "Who wants to eat chicken legs?"
Three people raised their hands at the same time.
Lin Fan then said: "Who wants to eat beef?"
Three people raised their hands at the same time.
"so..."
"You can get whatever you want, but you can only get one thing." Lin Fan said seriously: "Do you agree?"
After hearing what Lin Fan said,
Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo nodded.
Immediately afterwards,
Lin Fan got the beef, while Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo each got the chicken legs.
After devouring everything,
The three of them finally ate all the food. As for what to do tomorrow... let's talk about it tomorrow.
Sudden,
Thick black clouds were squeezing the sky, as heavy as if they were about to fall. This was obviously a sign of rain, and just then...a strong wind came, making the three of them tremble.
"uncle?"
"Why do I feel something is wrong?" Lin Fan said with a puzzled look.
As soon as he finished speaking,
Raindrops began to fall, accompanied by a strong wind.
...
A certain compound,
Mother and daughter Liu Yun'er and Xia Meifang were sitting on the sofa, watching a popular spy drama.
"Xiaoyun?"
"When you and Lin Fan quarrel, who usually admits his mistake first?" Xia Meifang asked seriously.
"Well?"
After Liu Yun'er heard this question, he recalled it carefully, and suddenly found that... During the time he and Lin Fan were together, he had not even had a single quarrel. Instead, he was so angry that he came over.
Make yourself happy.
"..."
"We haven't had much of a quarrel." Liu Yun'er shook her head and said casually: "He...he won't quarrel with me."
"Yeah?"
"It's hard to say. Over time... friction will inevitably occur." Xia Meifang said: "But... Mom hopes you will give in to him sometimes. After all, he is a man. In most cases,
, you can be willful...but don’t be too willful.”
Liu Yun'er nodded and said seriously: "I know, I will be measured."
"besides..."
"Even if you two have a huge quarrel, you can't propose a breakup or divorce to me." Xia Meifang said seriously: "No matter what Xiaolin's future achievements are...he was chosen by you yourself, no one else
Force you."
"mom!"
"You are completely over-worrying. I will not leave her. In fact, Lin Fan is very strong..." Liu Yun'er said helplessly.
Hearing her daughter's words, Xia Meifang was stunned for several seconds. After she came to her senses, she smiled bitterly and said, "Why are you telling mom this? You... just know it yourself."
"Of course I know!"
"That's why I asked him to take the postgraduate entrance examination. With his strength, he could easily study for a master's degree and a Ph.D...." Liu Yun'er looked at his mother and said righteously: "I dare to swear!"
Xia Meifang stared at her daughter and said in surprise: "So that's what you said?"
"..."
"Of course!"
"Otherwise, what else can I say..." Before Liu Yun'er could finish her words, the cell phone placed on the coffee table suddenly rang, and the caller was the man she mentioned.
Liu Yun'er picked up the phone and pressed the hands-free button.