Liu Yun'er didn't understand what Lin Fan was talking about at first, but after thinking about it for a moment through the vulgar expression on his face... she instantly knew what this bastard meant. Just when she was about to get angry, she suddenly realized that Lin Fan
The special identity of the sail.
That's right...
This big idiot is an orphan...
at this time,
Lin Fan was still nervously waiting for Liu Yun'er's anger. Based on her past experience of seeking death, she would become furious in the next second, and then start to mark her neck, shoulders, thighs and waist inhumanely.
As a result, after waiting for half a minute, I still didn't get the scene I imagined in my mind.
But it is even more frightening, because when a storm comes, it often appears calm.
"Idiot..." Liu Yun'er said softly: "Did you never eat it when you were a child?"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment and said cautiously: "I...I forgot if I had eaten it. It seems...I don't think I have."
"If it's not there, it's not there... What do you mean it's like it's not there?" Liu Yun'er pouted her little mouth and said silently: "Besides... aren't you an orphan? Where are you going to eat?"
Hearing Liu Yun'er's words, Lin Fan instantly remembered his identity.
That’s right!
I am an orphan!
I almost forgot about it.
"Um..."
"I have indeed never eaten it... Then can you take me to experience it?" Lin Fan leaned into the big goblin's ear and said with a smile: "How does it taste?"
The next second,
Liu Yun'er directly pinched Lin Fan's cheek and said angrily: "Just leave it to me...don't push yourself too far."
"Ouch..."
"It hurts, it hurts." Lin Fan said with a pained expression.
"snort!"
Liu Yun'er quickly let go of her hand. She was also worried that she would crush her big boner. At this time, she glanced at Lin Fan who was full of hesitation and helplessness. Liu Yun'er pursed her lips... and lay on him again.
In his arms, he said in a squeaky voice: "Let's wait... wait until I have one... in the future."
In an instant,
Lin Fan thought he had heard it wrong and said in surprise: "You...what did you just say?"
"I said!"
"Let's talk about it later when I have one..." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said casually.
As soon as he finished speaking,
Liu Yun'er noticed that Lin Fan was approaching and hurriedly closed her eyes. Suddenly, the male and female dragons were fighting each other and they were fighting fiercely... The battle was very fierce, but it still lasted about twenty seconds. Liu Yun'er gradually became a little nervous.
Unable to resist any further, they were completely defeated.
"Fool..."
"Are you so excited?" Liu Yun'er said softly, her handsome face flushed with red.
"of course!"
Lin Fan said coquettishly: "Baby... How long have I wanted to do this since I found out about your capacity... Do you know? It's been more than two months..."
"Don't..."
"Stop talking..." Liu Yun'er felt his whole body trembling as he said softly: "And... you should stop it first and then think about the rest."
"Can you please give me a break today?" Lin Fan asked.
"..."
"No way!" Liu Yun'er refused on the spot and said righteously: "I won't study all day..."
Sudden?
Liu Yun'er's whole body was tense? She was interrupted abruptly in the middle of her words.
"Ouch..."
"How dare you touch my butt again...I...I'm going to kill you tonight!" Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan and said viciously.
However?
Faced with the threat from evil forces, Lin Fan was not deterred? Instead, he chose to go to the tiger mountain despite knowing that there are tigers in the mountains!
Then?
Liu Yun'er almost lost his mind? But fortunately, at the most critical moment, he regained a little bit of reason, stretched out his hand and twisted Lin Fan's thigh hard. The severe pain forced Lin Fan to stop his movements.
"Fool?"
"Do you never get tired of touching it every night?" Liu Yun'er asked with a blush on her face.
"joke..."
"You're the only one who has done this." Lin Fan said seriously, "I really want to kill Mo for another five hundred years!"
"Stinking rogue!"
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and then asked: "By the way...what if we get divorced one day? Who will own this child?"
"Of course it belongs to me." Lin Fan said subconsciously.
"Why?"
"Why should the child I gave birth to belong to you?" Liu Yun'er said angrily, a little unconvinced.
"no..."
"Have you ever withdrawn money from a bank's ATM machine?" Lin Fan asked.
Liu Yun'er nodded and said with a confused expression: "I took it...what? What does this have to do with it?"
"look..."
"Whoever withdraws money from a bank ATM machine, does the money belong to the ATM machine?" Lin Fan said seriously: "It does not belong to the cardholder."
"I..."
"I'll fight you!"
at the same time,
In the guest room?
Liu Zhongtao and Xia Meifang were lying on the bed with sad faces.
"Wife..."
"What should we do now?" Liu Zhongtao asked.
"How do I know... you came up with the method yourself?" Xia Meifang said angrily: "Why didn't you consider twins at the beginning? And... have you ever thought about it, even if they are not twins? As long as Xiao Lin and
Xiaoyun, please work harder and be more diligent... One per year? Two per two years, or one more apartment."
As soon as the words fell?
Xia Meifang said seriously: "You think... just agree to her? Think about it... one more child will bring more happiness? Isn't that good?"
"Good or good..."
"But more than 20 million... we won't be able to get it out for a while." Liu Zhongtao said helplessly.
"you're so dumb?"
"It's not like you just give it to her now. When Xiaoyun gives birth to the child, you can just spread your hands and say you don't have money to buy a house." Xia Meifang said: "What can Xiaoyun and Xiaolin do at that time? Not yet.
A mute who eats Coptis chinensis cannot express his suffering."
"..."
"Why didn't you spread your hands?" Liu Zhongtao asked with a dark face.
Hearing her husband's words, Xia Meifang smiled bitterly and said: "I...I can't tell you...you are thick-skinned anyway."
"I..."
"Am I the only one who is unlucky inside and outside?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily.
"Then do you want to be a grandpa?" Xia Meifang said angrily: "Do you want to be a grandpa to two children?"
After thinking for a moment and analyzing calmly, he hesitated to speak...Liu Zhongtao suddenly made up his mind and said seriously: "No matter what...I agree first and then talk about it!"
...
The next day,
Lin Fan woke up from his sleep, looked at the big goblin huddled in a ball, and couldn't help but fall into thinking.
This girl seems to sleep like this all the time,
Shrinking into a ball... making it impossible for him to commit a crime.
"baby?"
"Get up..." Lin Fan shouted softly.
"My butt hurts a little..." Liu Yun'er opened her eyes and said helplessly: "If I go out now, my mother will definitely find out the clues. Will I still be alive by then?"
"What should we do?" Lin Fan asked.
"I..."
"How do I know?" Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily, "It's all your fault... You're like a lunatic. When I asked you to stop, you didn't stop. And... you slapped harder and harder."
It's no wonder that the big goblin is so angry. Lin Fan went a little too far last night... and made the big goblin's butt red. But after talking about it... Lin Fan found that Liu Yun'er was not that resistant, even
There is also a feeling of not stopping and continuing.
"Then I'll go out first." Lin Fan said.
"Um..."
"If my parents ask me...just say that I'm...a little tired," Liu Yun'er ordered.
"oh..."
Subsequently,
Put on your own clothes,
Lin Fan slowly walked out of the room, opened the door and saw Aunt Xia watching TV and Uncle Liu making breakfast in the kitchen.
"Aunt?"
"Are you up so early?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.
"Um..."
Xia Meifang glanced at Lin Fan, then at the master bedroom, and then asked: "You were so late last night?"
"ah?"
"That... I didn't bother too much." Lin Fan said awkwardly: "Just... just..."
"fine."
"Your Aunt Xia is here." Xia Meifang said with a smile: "By the way...Yesterday Yun'er said that if they are twins, they will get an extra apartment. I discussed it with your Uncle Liu and I think it's pretty good...and
We have relaxed the conditions. Within two years... no matter how many children are born, each child will be given an apartment."
Lin Fan nodded, glanced at his mother-in-law, and then said: "Well... Auntie, it's not me who wants the house, it's... Yun'er who wants it. It has nothing to do with me. I'm just a farmer.
That’s all.”
"You!"
"He's not a good person either." Xia Meifang said helplessly, "He's as bad as your uncle."
Immediately afterwards,
Liu Zhongtao came out with a pot of porridge.
"It's time to have breakfast..." Liu Zhongtao shouted: "Where is Xiaoyun?"
"..."
"She...she was too tired and wanted to sleep a little longer." Lin Fan explained.
The three of them had some breakfast, and Liu Zhongtao and Xia Meifang left in a hurry. At this time... Lin Fan walked to the bedroom door and knocked lightly on the door.
"You can come out now." Lin Fan said,
moment,
Liu Yun'er slowly walked out of the bedroom. If you look carefully...it's not difficult to find that there was something wrong with the big goblin's walking posture just now.
"When did you leave?" Liu Yuner asked.
"It didn't take long. You should wash up and have breakfast quickly." Lin Fan said.
"Um..."
soon,
Liu Yun'er held a bowl of porridge and sat on the soft sofa, watching the morning news and eating pork rib porridge.
"correct."
"Your mother agreed that if they are twins, they will get an extra apartment... and even lowered the conditions. As long as within two years... no matter how many children are born, each child will be given an apartment." Lin Fan explained.
.
Liu Yun'er nodded and said nothing more.
Sudden,
Liu Yun'er turned her head, looked at Lin Fan seriously, and asked: "Do you think...my father and my mother are going to be old people? First, they tricked me into giving birth to the child, and then...
Isn’t this a trick to just deny the house?”
"How can it be!"
"Your mother is the mayor of Shen City, how could she lie to us?" Lin Fan said with a smile: "Besides, we already have a guaranteed house, no matter what... they may make a profit, but we will never