Lin Fan can basically confirm that he is not the opponent of the big goblin. This girl's attacks are too vicious... She often seizes an opportunity and strikes to death. It is best to directly take another one when there is a trace of blood left.
The ultimate move is not very harmful, but extremely insulting.
It's over...
My friend, a serious and pure man, has actually reduced himself to wearing women's clothes.
But Liu Yun'er was particularly excited. She could finally make the big fool suffer for once. He had always been suppressed by him before, but now she could raise her head and watch him suffer... Thinking about the big pig wearing women's clothes, the scene must be very interesting.
"There's still the last game!" Lin Fan said stubbornly. Although he was lagging behind in the big score, he still couldn't lose to others in terms of momentum.
"snort!"
"I think you won't shed tears until you see the coffin, and you won't give up until you reach the Yellow River!" Liu Yun'er said with a proud look on her face: "When I was a child... I beat my brothers and sisters until they cried, anyway...
.You have decided to wear women’s clothing!”
"Um...Teacher Liu?" Lin Fan pursed his lips and said cautiously: "Can you lose half by surrendering?"
Liu Yun'er glanced at it and said angrily: "Are you giving in now? Where are the bold words before? I don't accept your title, and it is a bet you proposed yourself, and it must be carried out.
!”
As soon as the words fell,
The next duel began, and Lin Fan took a deep breath to return his emotions to a calm state.
call...
Hold on!
Can win!
Perhaps because of the pressure, Lin Fan performed particularly well in this round without making any important mistakes. Although half of his health was knocked out by the big goblin, he could still be considered a winner, but then he didn't make any important mistakes.
So lucky.
"What I'm best at is Kagura." Liu Yun'er said seriously: "And you only have half a tube of blood left, so what are you going to do to fight me? Even if I'm on full defense, I'm going to waste my time with you...
Everyone can win.”
After saying that,
She asked with a hint of shyness: "Husband...my wife asks you to wear women's clothes, will you be angry?"
"..."
"We haven't lost yet!" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense...come here quickly!"
"Tough talk!"
"Look how I torture you to death!" Liu Yun'er pouted her little mouth and operated the joystick of the game console, as if she was looking for a feeling.
the last round,
The battle between life and death.
At first, he thought that the big goblin would make a few tentative attacks, but Lin Fan never expected that this bitch would pounce like a tiger when she came up. She was so aggressive, and within a few seconds... Lin Fan was forced to do so.
In the corner, he was beaten hard...with no power to fight back.
Seeing that he was about to put on women's clothing, Lin Fan glanced at the big goblin beside him and saw that the corners of her eyebrows were slightly raised, as if she was full of expectations for the upcoming victory. He couldn't help but ponder for a moment, and Lin Fan decided...
A scum of martial arts.
He hurriedly took off one of her headphones and said in surprise: "Honey! What are you looking at?!"
Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment, glanced over his head involuntarily, and looked in the direction pointed by Lin Fan. At this moment... Lin Fan caught the plan and began to kill the person controlled by the big goblin.
beat.
"What did you just see..." Liu Yun'er turned around and suddenly realized that his Kagura was about to die. He immediately knew that he had been tricked by the big pig's hooves, and was furious... But he was not angry now.
Sometimes, she needs to fight back.
But it was too late, Lin Fan didn't give her any chance... Seeing that her blood was slowly decreasing, Liu Yun'er was very anxious... turned her head and glanced at the big pig's hooves next to her, and the more she looked at it, the more she felt...
Angry, I checked the surrounding environment and found that there was no one there and there were no cameras.
Without saying a word,
He went up and pounced directly on Lin Fan, opened his small red mouth, and bit his neck fiercely.
"Ouch!"
"It hurts, it hurts..." Lin Fan was bitten by this sudden bite, which made him doubt his life.
"You shameless man!" Liu Yun'er let go of her little mouth and said angrily: "If you can't beat me, you will use such dirty methods, such as stepping on your toes, inserting eyes, choking, and kicking.
Crotch, lime powder...it pissed me off."
"Ouch..."
"I can't help it! I'm a serious man, and you ask me to wear women's clothes...I...how will I behave in the future?" Lin Fan said awkwardly but without losing a smile: "Otherwise,
...How about we don’t wear any? Just pretend this didn’t happen.”
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said with a hint of mischief: "You are not even willing to wear women's clothes, how can you love me?"
"This thing..."
"Only zero and countless times, anyway...I won't wear it!" Lin Fan said stubbornly.
"..."
"If you don't want to wear it, don't wear it... But first you have to admit that you are not as good as me when it comes to playing the arcade King of Fighters!" Liu Yun'er said seriously.
"Yes yes yes!"
"My teacher Liu is invincible in the world!" Lin Fan hurriedly acknowledged Liu Yun'er's supreme status.
but,
Although he recognized his status, he was still a little unhappy deep down. Liu Yun'er looked at the big goblin so close, stretched out his hand and gently pinched Lin Fan's cheek, and said softly: "The death penalty can be avoided, but the living penalty can be avoided."
It’s hard to escape. At night... why don’t you lie down on the sofa all night.”
After saying that,
Liu Yun'er jumped off Lin Fan's body and left without looking back.
"Teacher Liu?"
"where you go?"
"Wait for me!"
...
night,
Silence fell quietly.
In a suite at the Hilton Garden Inn, Lin Fan had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower. He glanced at the big goblin sitting on the bedside and found a trace of envy on her eyebrows. He couldn't help but curiously asked: "What are you looking at?"
Woolen cloth?"
"This woman... doesn't have as good a figure or appearance as me. She turns out to be an Internet celebrity and earns more than 20 million a year. Look at me... when will I earn so much money?" Liu Yun'er sighed.
He took a breath and said silently: "I knew I would never be a scientist..."
At this time,
Lin Fan didn't know when he was sitting on the bedside, gently held the big goblin in his arms, and said seriously: "This society... needs some people to make sacrifices."
"Um..."
Liu Yun'er lay in Lin Fan's arms, nodded gently, then glanced at his big idiot and said: "Idiot... To be honest, if I knew that my future husband turned out to be you, I wouldn't
You should work so hard.”
"..."
"No...what's wrong with me?" Lin Fan was a little unconvinced.
"What else happened?"
"If you can't beat me, you'll use dirty tricks. What's wrong with you and you still have the nerve to say it?" Liu Yun'er said angrily.
for a moment,
The big goblin suddenly woke up, broke away from Lin Fan's arms, and asked with confusion on his face: "Who asked you to go to bed? Get off now!"
"oops..."
"Lie down for a while!" Lin Fan shamelessly reached out to hug the big goblin with a smile. Soon... during the struggle, the big goblin half pushed him away and lay in Lin Fan's arms again.
"You are only allowed to lie down for a while... When you go to bed later, you must lie down on the sofa for me." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said with a hint of anger: "I will not encourage this evil trend."
"Yes yes yes!"
Lin Fan hugged the big goblin, looked at the big goblin's pajamas, and said helplessly: "Let the place where the child will provide nutrition in the future get some air... Then I'll cover my head and realize that I have prickly heat."
"..."
"I won't give it to you to eat." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"Yeah?"
"I'm not being alarmist... With the strong production capacity of your two production lines, it will definitely exceed the capacity needed by society in the future. What will you do then?" Lin Fan said seriously: "What should I do with the extra goods?
?”
"Throw it out!" Liu Yun'er said angrily.
Lin Fan raised his eyebrows slightly and said seriously: "Honey... our mother now advocates frugality, but you do the opposite and indulge in extravagance and waste. Is this really okay? As a physics professor at Shanghai University, you
, the name of Shenshi’s scientific research community...shouldn’t we actively respond to our mother’s call?”
As soon as the words fell,
Without giving the big goblin a chance to refute, Lin Fan continued: "Thinking from an economic point of view... there is only one solution, and that is to switch exports to domestic sales!"
"There are two benefits of exporting to domestic sales. First, it solves your overcapacity problem, and secondly, it can stimulate the local market." Lin Fan said seriously: "Actually... you only have two overseas markets at most, and the economic size is
It’s not high either... When there is so much left, it’s better to let the local market absorb it, after all, it’s such a large economy.”
"you..."
"Do you understand?" Lin Fan asked cautiously.
at this time,
Liu Yun'er almost collapsed after hearing this. This bastard is also a talent. He can actually bring this kind of thing to the economic aspect... The key point is quite reasonable.
"I won't let you drink it!" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes at Lin Fan, broke away from his arms, kicked him, and said angrily: "Get off the sofa!"
for a moment,
Lin Fan was kicked out of the bed, and then... at the urging of the big goblin, he hugged the quilt and pillow, went to the sofa and lay down directly.
Time passes minute by minute,
At this time, there was silence in the room...
Liu Yun'er was lying alone on the big bed, but she was tossing and turning on it, and for some reason... her mind was filled with images of fighting in a nest.
The original great goblin thought she could resist that kind of longing, but she forgot... Nine times out of twenty, when we are approaching thirty, once the seal is unlocked, that kind of longing can be said to be in the bone marrow. How can it be so easy?
Can it be resisted?
It’s over!
Suddenly a fire broke out!
What should I do?
Liu Yun'er's heart was in a mess, as if there were thousands of fire ants biting her heart.
Sudden,
The big goblin propped himself up, secretly looked at the sofa, and found that he was lying on it motionless. He asked with a hint of shyness: "Idiot...are you asleep?"
What she received in response was silence.
he...
Is he asleep?
At this time, Liu Yun'er saw the big idiot reaching out his hand and scratching his butt.
Confirmed!
He...is pretending to sleep!
Liu Yuner was so angry... she lay back down again with an annoyed look on her face.
Subsequently,
The two never communicated again, but only half an hour later, Lin Fan felt that the quilt covering him seemed to be lifted, and then a woman with a hot body came closer.