Chapter 486 This is the emperor, this is the emperor! (Ask for a monthly ticket)
Due to the desperate fight last night, Liu Yun'er didn't wake up until 9:30 in the morning. The first person he saw when he opened his eyes was the big pig hooves who bullied him crazily yesterday... At this moment, the big goblin was again
Angry, hateful and helpless.
I was obviously very angry last night and wanted to kill this thing, but I woke up in his arms early in the morning.
"Smelly husband...big idiot!" Liu Yun'er huddled in Lin Fan's arms, her face full of happiness, but she cursed him desperately, but the curse didn't seem to be so lethal.
, on the contrary, it is a way to express one's love.
But there is one thing to say,
Liu Yun'er felt that Lin Da Zhu's arms were particularly warm, giving her the most comfortable feeling in the cold winter months. At this time... the big goblin thought of the past, and of the time when there was no Lin Fan, whenever winter came.
How did you get through it at that time?
Thinking about it,
Liu Yun'er felt sad for her former self. If she had known that she would be so comfortable with a man, she should have found a man to marry earlier... But the problem was that she couldn't meet this pig's trotters earlier.
It's all his fault. If she could have met him earlier, maybe she would have married him long ago.
Just then,
Lin Fan woke up from his sleep and saw the big goblin staring at him blankly, with a trace of love and hatred in his eyes, which made him a little confused. What is this...? He started to feel emotional early in the morning.
Overflowing? By the way, this girl wasn’t like this before.
etc!
Suddenly Lin Fan remembered something, that's right... When the big goblin is pregnant, endocrine changes will occur, estrogen and progesterone levels will increase, and testosterone levels will decrease, which will lead to certain changes in personality, and any emotional fluctuations will
This is normal.
"Ouch..."
"My obedient academic wife, what's going on?" Lin Fan asked with a smile, "Is there anything that's bothering you?"
"snort!"
There was a hint of arrogance between Liu Yun'er's brows, and she said angrily: "You know what you're asking...aren't all my troubles because of you? You idiot...you know how to bully me every day, so I'm very surprised...
.Why do other people love their wives so much, but you, an idiot, always take pleasure in teasing me."
"this..."
"Don't you also like being bullied by me?" Lin Fan said with a smirk on his face: "Before...I didn't say anything, but you stuck your butt out yourself."
Hearing Lin Fan's words, Liu Yun'er was so embarrassed that she could hardly lift her head, but she couldn't blame him. She could only blame herself for being ignorant at the time and being carried away by love. Now looking back on every bit of the past, she had to
Say, love really makes people stupid.
Sudden,
A strange hand touched up silently and instantly occupied his buttocks.
Liu Yun'er sometimes feels helpless about her husband's hobby, but thinking about it, it's actually not his fault. Who made her butt so round and curved? She can only blame herself for being too perfect.
Let the big pig hoof lose control.
"Wife?"
"I still say the same thing." Lin Fan said seriously while touching his buttocks: "God has given you the butt to give birth to twins. If you use it to give birth to one... this is simply a waste of nature and you will be punished.
Damn it!"
Liu Yun'er was so shocked that she couldn't breathe, but after hearing Lin Fan's words, she couldn't help but retorted: "What nonsense are you talking about... Can I have twins... and... I'm not the only one
Everything is decided by people and depends on luck."
As soon as the words fell,
The big goblin bit his lip and said with a hint of shame, "Can you stop touching me?"
"hey-hey..."
"Okay, okay." Lin Fan nodded with a smile.
At this time,
The WeChat notification came from the mobile phone placed beside the bed. Liu Yun'er leaned over to get the mobile phone and took a look at the WeChat prompt box. It turned out that it was from her cousin Liu Na. It said... in my old age.
Wait somewhere and ask your brother-in-law to follow.
You don't need to guess to know that this little girl is going to be questioned.
"Nana asked us to come over." Liu Yun'er lay back in Lin Fan's arms, stretched out her hand to pinch his cheek and said, "She will definitely go to trial. You have tricked her husband so badly. Look at you."
This is the solution."
"..."
"Honey, you have to save me!" Lin Fan begged: "I am also your husband-in-law, you can't just die without saving me."
"snort!"
"I don't care about you." Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Go and solve it yourself... If I speak for you, that little girl will hate me again. Besides, it was you who was wrong in the first place, and you lied so well.
Xiao Hu, we almost had a conflict because of you..."
Lin Fan sighed, feeling that he couldn't escape, but... his head could be cut off, blood could be shed, but face could not be lost.
"get up!"
"It's over." Liu Yun'er got up from Lin Fan's body and couldn't help but slouched. She turned around and glanced at the big pig's trotters beside her. Seeing his obsessed look, she said angrily: "Damn it... be careful with your eyes.
Fall down."
"No, no."
"If it falls... just pick it up and press it on." Lin Fan said with a smile.
after,
After the two of them put on their clothes, they briefly washed up and then went out to find Liu Na and Hu Wei.
Since the location of his home was a little far away from the small slope at the head of the village, Lin Fan glanced at the big goblin, and a plan came to mind, and he hurriedly said: "It's quite far away... Do you want me to carry you?"
Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment. To be honest... he hasn't carried her on his back for a long time since they got married. Of course, it was also because he was worried about his waist. After all, this guy's waist is a bit fragile and he can easily get in front of you. Then
Just hospitalized.
"Can you handle your broken waist?" Liu Yun'er frowned and asked with a worried look on his face.
"certainly!"
Lin Fan hurriedly squatted down, and then the big goblin lay down on him. However... as soon as he hugged his neck, Lin Fan's hooves suddenly accelerated.
"Slower!"
"What if I fall..." Liu Yun'er was so frightened that she hugged her even tighter and said angrily: "It's okay for you to be thick-skinned and thick-skinned, but I'm a thin-skinned one... What if something happens to me if I fall? And...
...I'm still pregnant."
"Oh, that's right!" Lin Fan suddenly came to his senses, hurriedly slowed down his pace, weighed it slightly, and continued walking towards the small slope at the end of the village.
I don’t know how long it took,
When they were about to arrive at their destination, Lin Fan was a little tired and out of breath, and said helplessly: "Honey... I'm going to die."
"..."
"You've just carried a long way, and you're already half dead." Liu Yun'er pouted her mouth and said angrily: "Put me down."
for a moment,
Liu Yun'er got off Lin Fan's body and said angrily: "Exercise well!"
"Yes, yes." Lin Fan said hurriedly: "I feel like you have gained a lot of weight."
"..."
"I'm pregnant...of course I will gain some weight. You used to carry me, but now you carry me and the baby." Liu Yun'er has actually accepted the fact that she has gained weight, but she is still stubborn and insists.
It all comes down to pregnancy.
Immediately afterwards,
The two of them had not walked a few steps when Liu Yun'er noticed that the pig's trotter beside him had some beads of sweat on his forehead, and said helplessly: "Don't move!"
Hearing the words of the big goblin, Lin Fan stopped and looked at her with a confused expression. At this time... Liu Yun'er took out a pack of tissues from the pocket of her down jacket, took out one, raised her hand and gently replaced him
Wiping the sweat on his forehead, this action should be as gentle as possible.
"I'll see how you hold your child in the future..." Liu Yun'er complained while wiping her sweat beads: "Don't hold her for half a minute and then tell me you're tired."
"Don't worry!"
"Children are the only ones who are heavy." Lin Fan said with a smile.
"snort!"
"Do you really think you can only hold me for half a minute?" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes: "Sometimes I need you to hold me all night long."
After wiping,
He directly stuffed the used tissue into Lin Fan's pocket, hugged his arm, and said in a playful tone: "Let's go...my weak and powerless bad husband."
at the same time,
Over there on the small slope,
Liu Na is anxiously waiting for the arrival of her cousin and brother-in-law. Now she continues to prove to her husband how unreliable the glorious image her brother-in-law boasted in front of him is.
"Why aren't you here yet?" Liu Na glanced at her phone. More than twenty minutes had passed. According to common sense... it only took a quarter of an hour at most to get here from my sister's house. She was a full five minutes late. In the past, my sister was
Not this kind of person, she has always been very punctual.
Wait left and wait right,
Finally I saw two figures on the road.
"Come on, come on!" Liu Na said hurriedly: "Wait a minute and you will see what my brother-in-law says about his family status."
Hu Wei also looked over curiously, but... the picture that appeared next made Xiao Hu feel a little surprised.
at this time,
The two of them saw their cousin wiping their brother-in-law's sweat. She looked very attentive like a little daughter-in-law. After wiping the sweat... they took their brother-in-law's arm again, and the little bird leaned on the arm lovingly. Looking back at the brother-in-law
...looking high-spirited.
no...
Something is wrong!
Hu Wei has begun to doubt life. Nana said that his brother-in-law is like a mouse seeing a cat in front of his cousin. But what he sees now is...the brother-in-law at this moment is a living emperor!
"Nana?"
"What...what's going on?" Hu Wei looked at the confused fiancée next to him and asked cautiously.
"I..."
Liu Na didn't know what to say for a moment. What...what's going on? Did my sister really educate her brother-in-law last night? Why does it feel like her brother-in-law educated her?
Ouch,
Look at the way my cousin looks like a little bird.
Just when Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er were about to arrive in front of Liu Na and Hu Wei, suddenly... Lin Dazhuti broke away from the big goblin's embrace and said with a serious face: "Okay... It's almost done.
Nana and Xiao Hu should be a little more reserved in front of each other and don’t hug each other, how inappropriate would it be!"
In an instant,
Hu Wei looked at Lin Fan with eyes full of admiration.
Oh my god!
What kind of emperor is this? He is the Supreme Emperor!