Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty-Six Suffered! Feelings are coming! Ask for a monthly ticket~~~)
After seeing the baseball bat in the big goblin's hand, Lin Fan was immediately dumbfounded... He grabbed the quilt and covered himself with it, with a hint of panic in his eyes, and said: "You... what are you going to do?
Do you want to murder your husband?"
"I really want to be a widow, but...this will have an impact on the future growth of my children." Liu Yun'er held a baseball bat and looked at the frightened fool in front of him. He couldn't help feeling secretly happy and said softly: "
I just want to beat you up...I have no other ideas."
"You..."
"You don't look like you're going to beat me up." Lin Fan said cautiously, "If I get hit with a stick... I'll either die or be disabled."
"What's wrong?"
"Are you afraid now? Why weren't you afraid when you were in America? Why weren't you afraid when you looked at those women in the club? How come you weren't afraid when you were cheating on me?
Are you not afraid?" Liu Yun'er asked through gritted teeth.
Hear this,
Lin Fan was a little embarrassed and his emotional anger had not subsided.
"Ouch..."
"Honey, this is all in the past, why are you holding on to it?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "Okay, okay... don't stand at the door, come to your husband quickly, he will take good care of you.
Come on, you have been having a hard time recently."
After saying that,
Lin Fan gently patted the empty space next to him.
for a time,
The big goblin's pretty face blushed for a while. If this happened... Lin Fan didn't need to say anything. He would have already put on the most sexy clothes and waited for his arrival on the big bed in the bedroom, and then
She crawled into his arms without saying a word, but...
If this is the case, doesn't it mean that in the future, if he makes any mistakes, he can just fight with himself and pretend that nothing happened. Isn't this just helping others?
No no no!
You must be reserved!
Fighting in the nest... You can fight every day, but you must not fight tonight. You cannot bring this bad trend into your home.
"roll!"
"I have to peel off your skin today." Liu Yun'er said viciously: "Don't think you can escape today, I tell you... there is no way!"
However,
This threat had no effect on Lin Fan. Looking at the big goblin standing at the door with a slight rosy glow on his face, Lin Fan smiled... and said softly: "Is that really the case? Then
Why are you blushing?"
As soon as he finished speaking,
Lin Fan said with a smirk on his face: "Yo yo yo... my ears are red."
"well..."
"Okay, okay... stop making trouble." Lin Fan sighed and said to the big goblin in his most magnetic voice: "Come on... it's already past nine o'clock, it's getting late.
It’s time for us to have a good time.”
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er felt soft all over. She couldn't stand Lin Fan speaking to her in this kind of voice. It was low and magnetic, which made her whole body numb. However... the big goblin quickly came to her senses, she
He knew very well that if he gave in today, the future would be unimaginable and he would intensify his troubles.
Hold on!
You must hold it tight, otherwise...this idiot will become even more unscrupulous!
"Get out!"
"I don't want to be happy with you." Liu Yun'er bit her lips and said with a little shyness in her anger: "You... just lie down obediently. I... I'll come over and beat you now."
I’ll kill you! Let you know how powerful I am!”
The words fell,
The big goblin walked over with a baseball bat.
At this moment,
Lin Fan took off the quilt that was covering him... Then he spread his limbs and lay on the bed. He said with a look of despair: "Come on... I'm ready for my husband."
alright."
But when Liu Yun'er walked to the edge, he still didn't swing the baseball bat in his hand. After all, if the stick went down... there might be no one left. Looking at the big pig's hooves lying on the bed, Liu Yun'er thought again.
Love and hate...
"Wife!"
"Don't pity me... After all, I have committed a heinous crime and should receive the punishment I deserve." Lin Fan lay on the bed, looking longingly at the hesitant goblin beside him, and said softly: "Beat me.
Well...if you don't beat me, I...I'll feel bad."
Oh my god!
This melancholy look is simply heartbreaking!
Liu Yun'er almost lost control because of Lin Fan's melancholy eyes... took a deep breath, silently threw away the baseball bat in his hand, picked up the soft pillow, and said angrily: "Today...
I can’t kill you!”
As soon as he finished speaking,
Liu Yun'er took a pillow and began to beat Lin Fan's head violently.
"Ouch!"
"It hurts, it hurts!"
"Stop beating him... If he beats him any longer, he will be gone!" Lin Fan hugged his dog's head and tried to pretend to be in pain.
However,
The more exaggerated Lin Fan's performance was, the angrier Liu Yun'er became. He beat her... then raised her embroidered leg, kicked Lin Fan's butt, and said angrily: "Get off here."
Bar!"
This kick was so sudden that Lin Fan had no defense at all, and then... he was kicked under the bed by the big goblin.
"oops!"
"Honey...are you too cruel?"
Lin Fan lay on the wooden board, mumbling in pain.
Liu Yun'er was about to ask if Lin Fan was okay, but thinking that she and he were having an argument, she held it back and said angrily: "I can't kill you, you big idiot!"
for a moment,
Lin Fan got up from the ground and said with a helpless expression, "Has your anger subsided?"
"No!"
"It won't go away in a lifetime!" Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily: "Here I am pregnant with your seed, but over there you are scanning other women repeatedly... I want to remember you for the rest of my life!"
"Ouch."
"Don't listen to Xiao Hu, this... this must be what Liu Na told Xiao Hu to say. I have the most beautiful woman in the world, how could I still peek at other women?" Lin Fan said seriously:
"Yun'er... don't be fooled by Liu Na, this woman is not simple!"
actually,
Liu Yun'er knew that some of Xiao Hu's words were false, and they were told to her on purpose, and that it was her cousin Liu Na who came up with the idea behind it, but... there was no way, what the idiot in front of her did,
It's really irritating.
Watching Lin Fan lie back on the bed, Liu Yun'er threw the pillow on his head, silently returned to his bed, and then sat on the bedside.
At this time,
Lin Fan secretly glanced at the silent goblin beside him, and then quietly touched the hand... and gently touched the back of her hand. Just as he was about to feel her delicate skin,
As a result... the big goblin grabbed his wrist as soon as he reached it.
"roll!"
After saying that,
So I threw this bad hand out.
Liu Yun'er said viciously: "Don't touch me, I haven't forgiven you yet."
Lin Fan smiled and was not surprised. She had encountered this kind of situation too many times. If she could forgive herself so easily, would she still be a willful goblin?
How to solve it?
According to the previous method, pull her over and kiss her hard until she doubts her life, but... you can't use it like this today.
The only thing that can defeat magic is magic!
Since she wants to engage in a cold war, she will fight it to the end... It’s not just that my brother has been holding it in for three months. Didn’t this bitch also hold it in for three months?
Thinking of this,
Pulling the quilt, he slipped into bed with a hiss.
at this time,
Liu Yun'er noticed that Lin Fan was sleeping, and couldn't help but froze. Wasn't it...he...why did he just fall asleep? Didn't he continue to coax him?
etc...
It seems like he hasn’t coaxed him before, right?
Liu Yun'er was immediately furious. This bastard was getting more and more perfunctory. In the past, he would definitely use all his tricks to make himself happy, but now... he just lay down on the bed and ignored him. This is what happened after marriage.
The man's patience has dropped off a cliff.
No longer explode in silence, but die in silence.
The next second,
Liu Yun'er exploded and threw herself directly on Lin Fan, then sat on his stomach and said angrily: "I'm so angry...I don't even want to coax him, I...I...
.I will bite you to death tonight!"
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Yun'er then opened his bloody mouth and bit down on Lin Dashu's neck. After biting...he slightly pulled it from left to right a few times, and then took a strong sip, leaving red marks on it.
of imprints.
certainly,
This didn't end there. She changed her position and continued to bite Lin Dashu's neck.
Ten minutes later...
His neck was covered with scars and there was no place to put his mouth.
This didn't bother the big goblin, he bit his shoulder directly, leaving scars on his shoulder.
at the same time,
Lin Fan was not idle either. He had already quietly touched the big goblin's buttocks, feeling what was said in the famous book "Analysis of Beauty", that the most beautiful lines in the world are curves.
Ouch yo...
So round, so curvy, so smooth!
"Woo..."
Liu Yun'er bit Lin Fan's shoulder and suddenly... made a dull sound. If you listen carefully, you can find that there is a little shyness in this 'woo' sound.
at this time,
The big goblin's entire scalp was numb. After all, it had been nothing for three months, and they had been separated for a week. After returning home today, suddenly... He was so helpless that his whole body was shaking.