Chapter 599 I'll tell you tonight, home... Who has the final say! Ask for a monthly ticket~)
Seeing so many weapons on the coffee table, as well as his cell phone, Lin Fan knew... Maybe something happened. The girl Liang Xuchao pushed over was discovered by the big goblin. Now she is preparing to settle the score... It seems
It's a bit difficult tonight.
"Old...wife?" Lin Fan stood at the door of the bathroom, shrank his neck...with a smile on his face, and said softly: "What are you doing if you don't sleep this late at night? Even though it's almost May.
, but the temperature difference is still a bit big, so if you catch a cold...it won't be easy."
"snort!"
"I'm very hot now!" Liu Yun'er said calmly with a dark face: "You seem very nervous?"
"ah?"
"No, no... I... I didn't do anything wrong, I... why am I nervous?" Lin Fan said coquettishly: "Wife... you... are using a kitchen knife again, and...
It's a baseball bat, it's scissors...What are you planning to do? Hey...isn't this phone mine?"
Liu Yun'er didn't speak, looked at him quietly, then pointed to the position next to her, and said expressionlessly: "Come here... sit there, I have some questions that I need to ask in front of you.
You...did you hear that? Hurry up!"
soon,
Lin Fan sat on the designated sofa and looked at her attentively, his expression slightly restrained.
"Give you a chance... Tell me!" Liu Yun'er hugged her chest and said with a dark face: "I'm telling you... you only have one chance, fight for it... you'd better confess to me, otherwise.
.. What greets you is..." After saying this, he picked up a pair of scissors and made a symbolic cut.
In an instant,
Lin Fan felt a gust of cool wind passing through his whole body, and smiled awkwardly: "I understand, I understand..."
But when Lin Fan was about to confess, he fell into hesitation again... Women ask you to confess, and if you really confess, you will be close to death... You can't believe what they say, it's like asking your ex-girlfriend,
If you talk about how your ex-girlfriend is...it's possible that your ex-girlfriend will become your ex-ex-girlfriend.
"I am right!"
"What am I confessing?" Lin Fan suddenly straightened his waist, puffed up his chest, and said seriously: "I am not afraid of the shadows as I stand upright. I...Lin Fan...have a clear conscience!"
After hearing these words, Liu Yun'er was stunned for a long time. Looking at the righteous look of the man in front of him, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He was caught in the act, but he still didn't repent. Well, well...I let you
stubborn!
"That's right, right?" Liu Yun'er picked up Lin Fan's phone, unlocked the screen, pointed at the WeChat interface on it, and asked angrily: "Explain to me, there are so many girls' WeChat messages on it.
what's going on?"
"besides!"
"This person named Wenwen... sent you a message, Professor Lin Fan... I have a physics problem that I can't understand. Can you... can you help me solve it? A shy expression was added at the end.
." Liu Yun'er said angrily: "What's going on?"
Lin Fan was confused... Originally he only thought about the girls on WeChat, but he never expected... that they would actually send messages.
"My wife..." Lin Fan was about to defend when he suddenly...received another message.
Liu Yun'er glanced at it and suddenly... became furious.
Wenwen: Professor Lin Fan, is it difficult to explain this problem in WeChat? How about... let's spend some time and teach me one-on-one? As for time... I can do it, you are the only one who is free.
Just fine, even...in the middle of the night, I can do it!
Liu Yuner: (*￣︿￣) Angry~
midnight?
What are you doing in the middle of the night? Teaching you physics in the middle of the night?
"Lin Fan!"
"I...I'll fight with you!" Liu Yun'er was so angry that she picked up the kitchen knife on the coffee table, but...thinking something was wrong, she changed it to a baseball bat, but then thinking...something still wasn't right.
, changed to a pair of scissors, holding the scissors, Liu Yuner said angrily: "I...I'm going to scratch you!"
"Ouch!"
"Honey, honey!" Lin Fan hurriedly covered his hands and said in horror: "Don't be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil!"
The thunder is louder and the raindrops are softer. It's talking about people like Liu Yun'er. She threatened to kill Lin Fan, but she didn't do it for a long time. She had no choice... She really loved the man in front of her so much that she couldn't get off the tiger.
At that time, my belly started to dance.
"Ouch!"
"What are you two little guys doing?" Liu Yun'er said with a dissatisfied look on her face: "That's it... I helped your bastard dad, but you didn't see that your bastard dad was going to be seduced by the vixen outside.
?"
at this time,
Lin Fan didn't know when he had already sat next to Liu Yun'er, gently took the scissors from her hand, put them on the coffee table, and said softly: "Honey... you are too nervous.
In fact, sometimes what you see with your eyes is not necessarily true, and what you hear with your ears is not necessarily true. Don’t be deceived by your eyes, and don’t be fooled by your ears.”
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "When did I allow you to sit next to me? Get back here!"
"Ouch..."
"I'm your husband, why can't I..." As soon as Lin Fan was halfway through his sentence, he was beaten violently by Liu Yun'er, and he said helplessly: "Okay, okay... don't hit me, I'll pay you back when I get back."
Isn’t it possible?”
After saying that,
Lin Fan returned to his seat and said seriously: "Wife... don't you really think that I'm going to cheat on you?"
"Isn't it?" Liu Yun'er pouted her mouth and said angrily.
"well..."
"You..." Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly: "If cheating happens just by adding WeChat, then there will be many cheating men in the world, right?"
Liu Yun'er pouted and said nothing.
"I added...out of politeness, not chatting...out of quality!" Lin Fan said righteously: "Yes...I added, but because of various circumstances
, I added these people as a last resort, but I have never chatted with them, and even if they send them, I will never reply!"
"I do not believe!"
"There is no cat in this world that doesn't steal fish. Men are just cats..." Liu Yun'er said angrily.
"You can kill everyone with one shot. Besides... Dabao doesn't steal anything!" Lin Fan pointed to the big orange cat next to him and said seriously: "Look at it... it's all fat as a ball.
Got it!"
"Dabao wants to steal something, but he doesn't have this function anymore." Liu Yun'er glanced at Dabao, turned to look at Lin Fan, and said, "But you have it!"
"..."
"You woman... why can't you understand what you say?" Lin Fan said with a dark face, seriously: "There is no other way... I will educate you tonight and let you know about this family.
..Who has the final say!”
As soon as the words fell,
Lin Fan immediately stood up and came to Liu Yun'er. Before the girl could react, he gently picked her up like a princess.
At this time,
Liu Yun'er finally reacted and was about to struggle when she heard Lin Fan say viciously.
"do not move!"
"Watch out kids!"
Suddenly,
Liu Yun'er was honest... At this moment, she was ashamed and angry. It was obvious... the big fairy knew what would happen next.
The next second,
There was a sound of a door closing from the bedroom.
...
At half past eleven in the evening,
Liu Yun'er was lying on Lin Fan's chest, with a slight blush on her face, and Lin Fan... was closing his eyes, a little tired and exhausted.
Taking a secret look at the smelly man under her, Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, raised her hand and patted Lin Fan's chest. Suddenly... a red palm print was left behind, and she said angrily: "Who in this family...
Has the final say?"
"..."
"It was you then!" Lin Fan said awkwardly.
"Hmph!" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "As long as you know...you dare to rebel."
"hey-hey..."
Lin Fan rubbed the big goblin's smooth back and said softly: "Are you still angry?"
"nonsense!"
"So many vixens were added behind my back, how could I not be angry?" Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan and said angrily: "Delete them all for me!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Delete them all." Lin Fan nodded hurriedly.
"besides!"
"Sleeping on the sofa for a week will make your memory worse!" Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily.
Lin Fan didn't care much about sleeping on the sofa. Based on past experience, he could only sleep for one night at most. The next day... the girl wouldn't be able to stand it anymore, and would invite herself to the bedroom to sleep.
but...
Think about it carefully...I am really wronged!
In fact, most of the girls here were forced to join them by Liang Xuchao's bunch of bastards, saying it was for their happiness, okay... Now that the incident has come to light, they have nothing to do, but they themselves are in trouble, and they are still a little shy.
It was scratched a little bit.
Suddenly...the phone rang. I reached out to take it and glanced at the caller. It was that bastard Liang Xuchao.
"Who?" Liu Yun'er asked.
"..."
"Liang Xuchao." Lin Fan replied.
"catch!"
"Then turn on the speakerphone!" Liu Yun'er said.
"oh..."
Lin Fan answered the call and turned on the speakerphone.
"Hey hey hey..."
"Brother Lin?" Liang Xuchao smiled mischievously, "Aren't you asleep yet?"
"Well..." Lin Fan said calmly: "Is something wrong?"
"that..."
"Brother Lin!"
"I have found some freshmen girls for you!" Liang Xuchao said in a low voice: "Let me tell you... the quality this time is better than before. They are freshmen girls from the Foreign Languages Department. I admire you very much...
This figure, this appearance... tsk tsk tsk... I don’t even know how to describe it!"
Lin Fan secretly glanced at the big goblin and found that her face...had turned dark.