Chapter 606 Dad... I accidentally sold you again! Ask for a monthly pass~)
The next day,
After Lin Fan sent his wife near the school, he returned home alone. Although he has now become a scientific research associate professor, the relevant appointment documents have not yet been issued, leaving him with no place to go and could only stay at home.
But recently, he is not playing games at home, but is working hard to conquer relevant data about strange hadron states. Among them, he has to solve a very difficult problem. According to Lin Fan's idea, as long as there is an attraction between two particles,
, then a near-threshold structure will inevitably occur, and the stronger the attraction and the heavier the particle mass, the more intense the near-threshold structure will be.
However, through model calculations, this phenomenon was not found, and even the general behavior of the scattering amplitude near the threshold was not found. This was a bit of a blow to Lin Fan, because judging from the current situation, he did not know yet.
where is the problem.
no way
This is scientific research. Sometimes you don’t even know where you went wrong, so you can only overthrow it and start over.
After spending a morning, Lin Fan redesigned the plan, re-established the model, and re-calculated the relevant calculations. The result was not so ideal and was not fundamentally different from the previous plan.
At this time,
Lin Fan was sitting on the sofa in the living room, eating takeout and watching TV. Finally, a piece of news caught his attention. A paper about the rebirth of cooked eggs to hatch chicks made Lin Fan a little confused. He felt like he was in a fantasy world.
world.
"Fuck!"
"What the hell?" Lin Fan looked confused. In fact, there is nothing surprising about the paper about the rebirth of cooked eggs and the hatching of chickens. Perpetual motion machines are created by some people every day on the Internet, and the theory of relativity is created by some people every day.
People question.
But the problem is that for such a bizarre paper, it is a bit outrageous that a journal actually dares to publish it.
But it’s very harmful!
Lin Fan picked up his phone and searched for relevant information on Weibo. Sure enough, the paper about the rebirth of cooked eggs to hatch chicks has been a hot search on Weibo, and the unanimous response from netizens was that it was not harmful and insulting.
Very strong.
The comment made by one of the netizens is very true. Professor Lin Fan opened the door to quantum biology in China, but the paper on the rebirth of cooked eggs and hatching chicks closed the door again.
After watching it for a while,
Lin Fan silently exited Weibo. Maybe this is the real world, and sometimes he doesn’t even dare to write like this.
"well"
"The ones who are most hurt should be the children, right?" Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly to himself: "Even a principal can write such a weird essay, is this school suitable for students to attend? Are the students?
Have they all learned similar knowledge? What kind of understanding will they have of things?"
"horrible"
5:30 p.m.,
Lin Fan drove his wife to his father-in-law's home. At this time, Liu Yun'er was scrolling through his mobile phone. He didn't know what he saw. He secretly turned his head and glanced at Lin Fan, and suddenly frowned. Is he the husband of all women?
When they drive, do they all use the same expression?
He looked like he owed him money and really wanted to beat him up.
"well?"
"Usually, when your wife is sitting in the passenger seat, you men always look like this when driving?" Liu Yun'er said with a look of displeasure: "With a straight face and silence, people who don't know think that you and I have a deep grudge.
Can you smile?"
"oh"
"Hehehehe" Lin Fan smiled artificially, which immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the big goblin.
"This smile is so fake." Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Oh my god."
"Your son and daughter bullied me again." Liu Yun'er pouted and said with an unhappy face: "It's so annoying and it's getting stronger and stronger. He's so naughty before he's born. I'm afraid he's not going to go to school this time."
Damn, I’m so annoying. You’ve already given me a headache, and now there are two more.”
Lin Fan glanced at the big goblin beside him and said softly: "Thank you for your hard work, wife."
"snort!"
Liu Yun'er adjusted her sitting posture and said silently: "Who asked me to meet you? I didn't even consider getting married. Now I'm not only married, but also pregnant with your child."
The words fell,
Liu Yun'er asked curiously: "It's going to be a holiday soon. Do you have any plans?"
"No"
"I plan to give a systematic explanation of the strange hadronic state during the two-month holiday." Lin Fan said about his plans for the next few months, and said seriously: "That's it, you can just stay at home.
Nurturing the fetus.”
Speaking of experiments,
Liu Yun'er thought of the news she had seen in the morning, and with a smile on her face, she said, "My husband, something happened today. Did you know? It's about the field of scientific research."
"Thesis on reviving cooked eggs to hatch chicks?" Lin Fan asked.
"Um"
"Netizens all said that you opened the door to the field of quantum biology and pushed the entire country to the top of the pyramid with your own strength. However, the paper on the rebirth of cooked eggs and hatching chickens kicked the country down." Liu Yun'er said softly.
He said: "I'm just wondering how this kind of paper got into the journal? Which idiot reviewed it?"
"Journals of this level can be accessed by paying money, and the water inside is very deep." Lin Fan said casually: "Similar journals are available at home and abroad. The more professional ones are about condensed matter, especially in China, which is constantly changing.
Doped with various oxides.”
Although what Lin Fan said was true, as a top expert in the field of condensed matter physics, Liu Yun'er felt a little unhappy. She pursed her lips and said angrily: "Then do you think I'm funny too?"
""
"Hey, my wife, you have such a tricky angle!" Lin Fan said helplessly: "You are the king of the condensed matter field, how can you be compared with them."
"I am not only a strong person in the field of condensed matter physics, I am also a strong person in atomic and molecular physics, high-energy physics, and theoretical physics!" Liu Yun'er said proudly: "Am I good at your wife?"
"cut"
"You can do it, I can do it, I can do it, but you may not be able to." Lin Fan said with a smile.
for a time,
Liu Yun'er pouted her little mouth and said angrily: "What's so great about it is that you just listen to me in the end."
The couple didn't have much thought about this matter, they could only talk about it as a topic. In fact, there are many weird papers like this, but everyone doesn't know about it.
in addition,
The power of the two of them is too small to change the status quo.
Arriving at my parents’ house,
Xia Meifang sat on the sofa with her daughter. Rather than being with her daughter, she was interacting closely with her grandson and granddaughter. As for Lin Fan, he had already automatically run into the kitchen to cook. This was already his daily routine.
"Dad" Lin Fan stood next to Liu Zhongtao and said with a smile: "I'll do it."
"You come here, you come here, the food you cook is delicious." Liu Zhongtao didn't waste any time and gave up his seat directly, letting his son-in-law take charge of the cooking, and then he started washing and chopping vegetables.
"dad?"
"Is there anyone else coming later?" Lin Fan asked curiously.
"And your aunt Tong and uncle are coming for dinner, and Lili and Xiao Wu are also coming, by the way." Liu Zhongtao said.
oh?
Are you all coming?
Lin Fan rolled his big eyes and said cautiously: "Dad, I have some news for you."
"Good news or bad news?" Liu Zhongtao asked casually.
"Uh, bad." Lin Fan said, "You have to be mentally prepared and don't collapse."
"speak!"
"I accidentally sold you again." Lin Fan shrank his head and said softly: "The private money behind the wedding photo was found. I have no choice but to pass the blame to you, otherwise you will all see it.
No more for me."
Hearing these words,
Liu Zhongtao almost went crazy. He looked at his son-in-law and asked hurriedly: "What did you tell Yun'er?"
"Well"
"Just tell her, you teach me how to report false accounts, how to make false accounts, and how to avoid inspection." After Lin Fan said this, he secretly glanced at his father-in-law and found that he was about to smoke, and hurriedly said: "Dad, it's about
With this in mind, just accept the fact that your daughter is not a good person this time!"
"I'll tell you!"
"Hao Duanduan called me suddenly and said he was going home for dinner tonight." Liu Zhongtao said angrily: "It turns out there is a problem on your end."
Lin Fan smiled awkwardly and said helplessly: "Yesterday afternoon, my mother came to see me and asked me about my private money. As for what happened next, Dad, you should be able to guess."
After saying that,
Lin Fan asked curiously: "What should Dad do now?"
"What can be done?"
"Your wife is no better now than she was before. She is holding the emperor's hand to order the princes," Liu Zhongtao said, "sitting on the sofa holding her belly, wailing, who dares not to agree to her request."
""
Lin Fan pondered for a moment, glanced at his father-in-law, and opened his mouth, but his words were swallowed back.
"how?"
"Is there anything you want to say?" Liu Zhongtao asked casually when he saw his son-in-law hesitated to speak.
"dad!"
"Why don't we let my uncle take the blame?" Lin Fan said in a low voice, "He hasn't taken the blame for our father-in-law and son-in-law for a long time."