Chapter 631 Husband, the world of women...you don't understand! Ask for a monthly ticket~)
At first, Lin Fan was quite concerned about how Liu Yun'er would deal with her. After all, this tigress was quite naughty. Although she looked cold, she was actually extremely hot inside. The key was that she was very tormenting. When she first fell in love,
I just like to rub my feet secretly when there are many people.
However, when Lin Fan saw such a nightgown on Liu Yun'er's bed, he could roughly guess what kind of tricks he was playing. It was just a few tricks that changed back and forth. The core idea was probably to suffocate himself to death and torture himself.
At this time,
The big goblin walked to the bedside with light steps, lifted the quilt and slowly sat on the bedside. As soon as his butt touched Simmons, Lin Fan had already pulled her into his arms.
"Well?"
"Have you changed to a new shower gel?" Lin Fan smelled the big goblin's neck. Different from the previous fragrance, this fragrance contained a hint of youthful vitality.
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"Are you a dog nose?" Liu Yun'er lay in his arms, with a hint of blush on her face, and said softly: "You can smell this."
"Hey, hey, as long as it's about you, I care." Lin Fan said with a smile: "Wife? Why did you suddenly become so enthusiastic today? Is it because of some stimulation? Is it because of those single women on the Internet?
"
When talking about the vixens on the Internet, Liu Yun'er's originally shy expression suddenly dropped and she said angrily: "I told Xiaotong and Xiyun to keep an eye on you from now on, don't let them get caught.
Those vixens took their father away."
"Yeah?"
"What if Xiaotong and Xiyun want their father to be replaced by a young mother?" Lin Fan asked coquettishly, "Then should I change him?"
In an instant,
Lin Fan's expression changed, and there was a bit of despair in his pain.
"Oh, that's wrong, that's wrong!" Lin Fan took a breath and begged for mercy: "I'm just joking. Good wife, be a good student, good wife, sister! Good sister! I'm wrong, can't you? Hurry up.
Quickly, quickly let go!”
Liu Yun'er gritted her teeth and said, "I knew you must have bad intentions. Do you think I'm a yellow-faced woman now?"
"Hey, how can there be such a beautiful yellow-faced woman in this world?" Lin Fan said with a smile: "If you are a yellow-faced woman, what about other women? They are not even yellow-faced women, wife.
At best you can be regarded as a black-faced woman, you have a black face all day long."
"roll!"
"Do you believe it or not?" Liu Yun'er said viciously.
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Lin Fan felt helpless that the big demon after marriage became more and more violent and would kill her husband at every turn.
Looking at the delicate big goblin in his arms, Lin Fan fell into confusion. Wasn't it true that he was hiding a conspiracy? Why did he still use it? Faced with this situation, he hesitated for a moment, and Lin Fan decided to take the initiative and catch her by surprise.
The next second,
Lin Fan's hand quietly touched the big goblin's buttocks. This used to be his favorite place, but since he found other ways, he rarely visits here. But one thing is really perfect!
In an instant, the big goblin's breath became a little urgent, and he hurriedly stretched out his slender white hands, grabbed Lin Fan's wrist, and said angrily: "Don't do anything bad!"
"Wife?"
"You're so hot." Lin Fan leaned close to Liu Yun'er's ear and said to her in his hoarse and deep voice.
Damn it!
This guy is at it again!
Liu Yun'er had no resistance when faced with Lin Fan's voice. She would surrender desperately every time. No, no, no, she couldn't just follow him in a daze. She must teach her a lesson and get back everything she lost.
!
"Of course I'll get hot if you hug me like this." Liu Yun'er gritted her teeth, her tone trembling slightly.
As soon as the words fell,
The big goblin glanced at the man holding him, pursed his lips and said, "Husband, my husband is a dual-study professor, how about we play a game?"
"game?"
"What game?" Lin Fan looked a little confused, but in his heart he was like a bright mirror, knowing that this woman's conspiracy was coming.
"Just to see your knowledge." Liu Yun'er said softly: "Don't you claim that you know everything? Then I will test it to see if you are bragging. Of course, there are punishments and rewards. Are you having fun?
"
"cut!"
"Wife!" Lin Fan said with a proud look on his face: "It's not your husband's fault, there's nothing I don't know about."
"Yeah?"
Liu Yun'er's eyebrows showed a little charm and asked: "Can anything be done?"
"Of course!" Lin Fan nodded, with a serious face: "Anything is fine!"
After saying that,
Lin Fan shrank his head and asked curiously: "My dear wife, please tell me the specific punishments and rewards."
"If you can say the reward correctly, the reward will be the reward you want most. I shouldn't need to say this, right?" Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan and continued: "As for the punishment, there are three punishments. First, every month
Reduce your pocket money by 50%, and secondly, buy me a brand-name bag every quarter."
ah?
Not what the hell?
When Lin Fan heard these two punishments, he was speechless. The capitalists would shed tears after hearing this! Logically speaking, he only gave himself 10,000 pocket money every month, and then reduced it by 50%, so that's 5,000.
I still need to use the 5,000 yuan to buy her brand-name bag. The key is to save 15,000 yuan without eating or drinking. It seems that I can’t afford the bag she wants.
"at last!"
"Be obedient!" Liu Yun'er suddenly became serious and said to Lin Fan: "If you don't obey, I have the right to redesign the punishment!"
hiss!
This move is too cruel!
Isn't it an infinite loop?
And what does it mean to be obedient? This thing does not exist objectively. It belongs to the human supervisor’s impression. She will be obedient if she says she is obedient, and if she is not obedient, she will not be obedient.
"How about it?"
"Do you dare to accept it?" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan who was silent and said softly: "If you don't dare, forget it. I won't force you."
Lin Fan glanced at the big goblin in his arms and said calmly: "Accept the challenge!"
"OK!"
"I'll go get ready." When Liu Yun'er heard Lin Fan agreed, she immediately got up from him, put on her slippers and walked out of the bedroom happily.
Before long,
Liu Yun'er carried a box, came to the bedroom, sat next to Lin Fan, and said coquettishly: "Here we come."
"What's this?"
"Lipstick."
"Lipstick?"
"Um"
Lin Fan frowned and asked curiously: "What are you going to do?"
"Guess the color of the lipstick." Liu Yun'er said.
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"It's not lipstick, isn't it just red?" Lin Fan asked confusedly: "Can you still tell the color?"
"of course!"
"There are so many models of graphics cards, why can't lipstick come in so many colors?" Liu Yun'er kept wondering about the last time Lin Fan bought a graphics card costing tens of thousands to play "Cyberpunk 7702"
I'm still worried about it, but recently I heard that the price of that graphics card has increased, and I made tens of thousands of dollars.
"Okay, okay!"
"Then let's take a guess." Lin Fan spread his hands and said helplessly.
"Then it starts?"
"As long as you guess five of the ten lipsticks correctly, you will win." Liu Yun'er said enthusiastically: "You can tell me the color number or the specific color. Don't worry, there are introductions online. I won't fool you.
Yes, I will turn it out for you on the spot."
"What if I guess all of them correctly?" Lin Fan asked, "Will the reward be doubled?"
"snort!"
"As long as you guess them all correctly, I'll admit it even if it's doubled or ten times!" Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily. In her knowledge, it was impossible for Lin Fan to guess everything correctly.
The words fell,
Liu Yun'er opened her box and took out a black lipstick shaped like a carrot.
"This is" Liu Yun'er was interrupted by Lin Fan before she could finish speaking.
"Ding radish 001." Lin Fan said calmly: "I bought it for you, oh no! You forced me to buy it."
"ah?"
"Really?" Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment, looking at the expensive lipstick in his hand, he couldn't help pouting. It was a bad start! He actually got one point.
Ouch, so angry!
"Don't think you'll go far"
Liu Yun'er angrily put the diced carrot back, searched for it and reached out to pick up a TF black tube, then pulled out the cap and asked Lin Fan: "What color?"
At this time,
Lin Fan frowned tightly, with a solemn expression on his face, and murmured to himself: "Why does this look all red?"
Seeing Lin Fan in confusion, Liu Yun'er suddenly felt a burst of joy.
Don’t know anymore?
hehe!
You don’t understand the world of husbands and women!
"Well"
"It looks a bit like a cherry, so let's make it cherry red." Lin Fan said casually: 'Yeah, let's make it cherry red!'
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er's eyes widened and she stared at him blankly.
No, right?
Right again?
"hey-hey"
"Looking at your surprised expression, did I guess it right?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.
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"What are you proud of?"
"It's so simple that anyone can guess it." Liu Yun'er said stubbornly: "The real challenge is next, and I won't give you another chance."
After saying that,
He took out a lipstick from the bottom of the box, then opened the cap, and asked Lin Fan angrily: "What color?"
"well?"
"Is there any difference between this one and the last one?" Lin Fan stared at the Chanel lipstick in front of him, his eyes filled with some doubts about life, and said to himself: "It feels exactly the same? Are they really two colors? Or are they the same?