Chapter 633 Wife! Sprinkle the house... Come here! Ask for a monthly ticket~)
now,
How could Liu Yun'er not know that she had been tricked by Lin Fan? In fact... in the fourth lipstick, there were already signs that this fool was faking it. He knew a woman's lipstick very well, but in the end he was fooled by his sweet words.
He was deceived and carried on in a daze.
Now...
After raising the difficulty level by himself, this guy finally couldn't help but... choose a showdown directly.
"I..."
"I...I want to die with you!" Liu Yun'er grabbed Lin Fan's chest angrily and pinched her hard...At this time, she had already lost her mind due to anger, so she was particularly ruthless.
In an instant... Lin Fan's body was covered with traces of 'love' left by the great goblin.
"Oops..."
"It hurts, it hurts!" Lin Fan couldn't stand the pain anymore, but he didn't dare to do anything to her. He could only endure the severe pain while begging for mercy: "My dear wife, please calm down! Don't get excited.
Emotions can affect children’s brain development!”
“The impact is the impact!”
"I...I can afford it!" Liu Yun'er regained some of her senses after hearing her 'child' son, but she still couldn't calm down the anger in her chest, and pinching alone could no longer satisfy her need to vent her anger, so she immediately pinched her
He grabbed Lin Fan's neck, opened his little red mouth, pointed at the neck... and took one mouthful.
OMG!
It's... about to start biting again!
Liu Yun'er hadn't bitten anyone for a long time, and now Lin Fan felt the amazing bite force again, and couldn't help but feel a little helpless. He could imagine... what his neck would look like tomorrow, basically a week
No need to go out inside.
It was full of traces of her love for him. How could he go out to meet people? Rows of dense red marks made him...unable to be a human being.
moment,
Lin Fan's neck had no place to put his mouth, and it was covered with teeth marks from Liu Yun'er's bite. When he let go, he did not forget to suck hard to make it appear congested.
However, this did not stump the big goblin. She had already done in-depth research on how to torture her husband's body. Since there was no room for his neck...there were also his two shoulders and his chest. In short,
...He must be killed tonight.
"Ouch..." Lin Fan looked at his pretty wife and started biting his shoulder like crazy. He could only smile bitterly, but... it was different from the heartbreaking pain at the beginning.
It's much gentler now.
Before long,
Liu Yun'er couldn't bite anymore. She took a look at her work and her pretty face turned slightly blushing. However, when she saw her husband's face, the anger that was almost extinguished suddenly came back to life and she stretched out her hand.
...and slapped him hard on the chest.
Snap!
Instantly a red palm print appeared.
This time... almost knocked out Lin Fan's soul. It was different from the heartbreaking pain when he was bitten. This was a burning pain, but Lin Fan didn't blame his wife. There was nothing he could do about it.
...I made it myself.
"hiss!"
"Wife...you...are you planning to kill your husband?" Lin Fan rubbed the spot where he had just been photographed with an innocent face, and said carefully: "Look...it's all swollen!"
Liu Yun'er also saw that what she did just now seemed a bit too much... It even made her husband swollen, but if she thought about it carefully... didn't he deserve this? Not only did he pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, but he also used sweet words to deceive himself.
.
"snort!"
"I'll slap you to death..." Liu Yun'er said angrily: "The big liar... knows so much about lipstick, yet he pretended to know nothing and lured me into a trap.
..I’m so angry. If I had known better, I shouldn’t have stopped you from swearing!”
As soon as the words fell,
He bit his lip lightly and asked gently: "Does it really hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt!"
"I'm a soulless robot!" Lin Fan rubbed the red spot on his face, glanced at the big goblin in front of him, and said, "Don't you think you're talking nonsense? That moment just now...I
I feel like I’m hurting internally.”
"..."
"Are you still reasonable?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "You big pervert! A grown man... even knows the shade and color of lipstick, and he can tell at a glance... and perfume!
I also know perfume very well, what do you want to do? What exactly do you want to do?"
According to the usual routine, you can get away with just some coaxing, or you can weave a beautiful lie, but... he just suffered such serious internal injuries that it made Lin Fan develop a rebellious mentality, and casually said: "I want you to take care of it!
"
As soon as the words fell,
The bastard punch came over and beat Lin Fan's head... hard.
"You still dare to rebel?"
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Is it to pick up girls?"
at this time,
Lin Fan hugged his dog's head and said pitifully: "In the process of learning... I accidentally learned something miscellaneous."
"..."
"snort!"
"Do you think I will believe it?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "The Guerlain Spring Limited Edition... just arrived two months ago. Many people don't know about it... but you know..."
Speaking of which,
Liu Yun'er showed a hint of sadness and said softly: "You...do you have another woman outside? And she is a rich woman?"
"Hehehe... aren't you a rich woman?" Lin Fan quietly took Liu Yun'er's tender white hand, kissed the back of her hand, and said softly: "Not only is she rich, but she is also beautiful, and she is also so smart.
Cleverness, the key is you..."
Talking and talking,
The LSP attributes in Lin Fan's body were activated, and he began to slowly move towards the life he longed for.
"oops!"
Lin Fan screamed as his hand was grabbed.
"snort!"
"I haven't forgiven you yet!" Liu Yun'er said angrily.
"No... I have already guessed five lipsticks correctly. Shouldn't you fulfill your promise?" Lin Fan asked confusedly: "Is... you want to cheat?"
"..."
"I won't be like you..." Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily: "I'll give it to you tonight...but...I don't believe you know all the shades and colors of my lipsticks. You
Do you want to continue the challenge? Double rewards!”
At this moment... the spirit of unwillingness to admit defeat in the big goblin came up, and she still didn't believe... that a man could know so much about lipstick.
"how?"
"You also have a pair behind you?" Lin Fan asked with a smile, "But I only have one mouth."
Hearing Lin Fan's words, Liu Yun'er was confused for a moment, but quickly realized what she was doing. She was so angry that she picked up Lin Fan's ears and yelled: "Be normal!"
"..."
"Okay, okay... normal!" Lin Fan tilted his head, and then he was free again, and said helplessly: "Didn't you say... double the reward, double the time? But... you
Didn’t I say ten times the reward before?”
"I..."
Liu Yun'er was speechless for a moment. According to the rules set before... ten minutes is a time. If it is ten times... then it will be a hundred minutes. To be reasonable... ten minutes is already fatal. A hundred minutes
If so...I can't even think about it.
However...seeing the arrogant look of the man in front of her made Liu Yun'er feel extremely annoyed.
"Ten times, ten times!"
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "But I want to increase the quantity. You have to tell me the shades and colors of all the lipsticks in this box one by one. If you make any mistake, you will lose, and if you lose... Before
Let’s smooth it out!”
Hearing Liu Yun'er's latest conditions, Lin Fan frowned slightly, looked at the eighteen lip glosses left in the box, sighed deeply, and said: "My wife... I still remember...
.The 'thousand-feuille' theory I mentioned?"
"Do you know...the first floor, the second floor, the fifth floor?" Liu Yun'er said.
"That's right!"
"This time... my husband is in the atmosphere." Lin Fan stretched and then said seriously: "Next... my husband will show his true strength!"
"You...didn't you perform well just now?" Liu Yun'er said disdainfully.
"The stage was halfway set up just now, and now...the stage is set up." Lin Fan casually picked up a lipstick, but at this moment...Liu Yun'er hurriedly added.
"If you take it apart, you'll have to pay me for an identical one!" Liu Yun'er said quickly.
Regarding Liu Yun'er's exploitation, Lin Fan simply ignored it. Anyway, in the end... he lay down on the bed, spread his hands and said two words... no money!
This can't be blamed for Lin Fan being so shameless. She had no choice but to take away the salary of professors in both departments, thesis bonuses, and the salary of the acting laboratory director, leaving not even a dime left.
"Marjorie's global limited edition, color number 926, earl gray tea!"
at this time,
Liu Yun'er's head was buzzing, and she was already desperate.
...
"Finish!"
"Is there no problem?" Lin Fan asked proudly.
Liu Yun'er's expression showed a hint of annoyance, and there was a bit of shyness between her brows. One hundred minutes... a whole hundred minutes!
"..."
"Can...can it be divided into installments?" Liu Yun'er lowered her head and asked, as thin as an ant: "Every day...ten minutes every day...ten days."
"Yes, yes..."
"But you are paying interest-free, I want interest..." Lin Fan was silent for a moment and said seriously: "Pay back twelve minutes every day for ten days!"
"you..."
"Didn't I suffer a loss? I got twenty extra minutes for no reason?" Liu Yun'er asked angrily.
"You have to pay it in installments yourself..." Lin Fan said helplessly: "And...I haven't calculated your handling fee yet! If you include the handling fee...you will have to pay back thirteen minutes every day."
Liu Yuner: (*￣︿￣)Angry!
I'm so angry!
I...
What the hell am I going to marry?
"Suck suck!"
"You idiot!" Liu Yun'er broke the jar, lay down next to Lin Fan, and said angrily: "I want installments, but you have to waive my handling fee!"
"Hey hey hey..."
"No problem!" Lin Fan nodded with a smile, looking at the big goblin lying on the bed with a little anger and a hint of shyness, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.