Chapter 658 This is Lin Fan's seed! One word... skin! Ask for a monthly ticket~)
Since there were two more people in the family, the lives of Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er have undergone earth-shaking changes. From the two people in the past to a family of four, of course, Dabao and Erbao are also experiencing the changes.
As members of this family, Dabao and Erbao would follow Lin Fan into the siblings' rooms from time to time. Lin Fan was quite nervous at first, fearing that Dabao and Erbao would scratch his son and daughter, but then Lin Fan
Fan discovers that Dabao and Erbao have special feelings for Xiaotong and Xiyun.
Every time Xiaotong and Xiyun started to cry, Lin Fan would find the two cats at home already waiting at the door. When the door was opened, Dabao and Erbao immediately rushed in, far away.
Looking at Xiaotong and Xiyun.
It can be seen that Dabao and Erbao care about their little master very much. They are also cats, who respect the elderly and love the young.
This evening,
His son and daughter had already gone to bed. Lin Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief. After being tortured by the siblings for a whole day, his bones almost fell apart. After that, he took a comfortable bath, and then slipped into Liu Yun'er's room.
The big goblin was sitting on the bedside, as if he was scrolling through Weibo or something.
"Wife?"
"What are you doing?" Lin Fan sat next to Liu Yun'er and asked with a smile.
"Let's see how to get back in shape." Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan and said calmly: "Have I gained a lot of weight?"
"of course!"
"Is it possible to avoid gaining weight by overeating during pregnancy?" Lin Fan shrugged and said seriously: "I just finished two bowls of rice in the evening, but when I came back from a walk, I was hungry for small wontons, dumplings, bread, etc.
If you put something in your mouth, won’t you get fat?”
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Give me another month and wait until I finish the confinement period, and I will make you fall in love with me again! Love to the point of death!"
"hey-hey"
"It doesn't take a month. I'll wait until you finish your confinement." Lin Fan said shyly, "I haven't fought with you in the nest for a long time."
"You stinking scoundrel!" Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan, with a little tenderness in her eyebrows, and said angrily: "I don't want to fight with you, you big idiot, just fight with each other, always think of some messy things.
.”
Regarding Lin Fan's whimsical ideas, Liu Yun'er sometimes really wanted to kill him. She didn't understand anything before, but after being with him, she learned a lot and couldn't refuse him every time.
, he will use sugar-coated bullets to bombard his heart.
Although antibodies gradually developed later on, I never expected that this guy would actually come up with a brand new trick. Whenever he cruelly rejected him, he would look at me pitifully with his big watery eyes.
Then I agreed to him in a daze and accompanied him on his mischief again and again. However, this guy didn't just mess around. He tried his best to find a new path within the reasonable scope.
"Ouch"
"We are all physical scientists!" Lin Fan said seriously: "Have you forgotten the spirit of exploring physics? If so, then I will use a famous saying of Einstein to encourage you!"
"Einstein once said that as soon as we come to the world, life raises a huge question mark in front of us. How do you spend your life? I never regard comfort and enjoyment as the purpose of life itself!"
Speaking of which,
Lin Fan said seriously: "We can't stop exploring the unknown. We need to explore the depths of atoms to discover more subtle particles and find those invisible forces. Wife, we must never stop!"
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er's scalp started to explode. This guy started to use scientific principles again to fool her into doing nonsense with him.
"roll!"
"Don't use science as an excuse in the future." Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Aren't you afraid that Newton will beat you to death?"
"What are you afraid of!"
"We are discussing the harmonious symbiosis between man and nature? What's wrong? Is it illegal? Which law says that we cannot discuss the harmonious symbiosis between man and nature?" Lin Fan said seriously: "Besides, there is something wrong with our husband and wife studying science.
ah?"
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes at her stinking husband and said angrily: "I think you are a bit energetic and your son and daughter can't make you exhausted. I will give you two more in two years. Let's see what you do! Still have it every day.
It’s not bad anymore.”
""
"Honey, why are you doing this? You'll hurt the enemy a thousand times, but you'll hurt yourself eight times."
Before Lin Fan could finish speaking, Xiaotong and Xiyun began to cry loudly, and the crying of the siblings gave the couple a sudden headache.
"Look, look!"
"Just because you said there would be two more, Xiaotong and Xiyun cried. Do you know why? Originally three people divided the family property, but you asked for one more to be divided among four people. Will Xiaotong and Xiyun agree?" Lin Fan was annoyed.
He said: "Listen, this is the children's protest!"
"roll!"
"Hurry up and bring my son and daughter over here." Liu Yun'er said angrily.
Subsequently,
Lin Fan carried Xiaotong and Xiyun to the room and put them into Liu Yun'er's arms. Then Liu Yun'er brought the rice tray. At this moment, the cooking souls of the siblings were awakened.
I immediately rushed to the meal.
I have no choice but to finally wait until the meal time. It's the time for the cook to cook. Why don't you cook well?
At this time, Lin Fan looked at the greedy and happy expressions of his siblings, and couldn't help but pursed his lips, and said weakly: "My wife said when should you feed me? Don't have a new person, forget the old one, you too
Take care of the emotions of the old comrades, otherwise the old comrades will have objections."
"Then take your son and daughter away now. If they don't cry or make trouble, I will give them to you." Liu Yun'er said calmly.
"Let me try"
Lin Fan stretched out his hand to take the two siblings away, but it turned out that the two siblings seemed to be very dedicated to cooking. Although they didn't even have teeth, it didn't affect their ability to cook at all. Their bodies and heads had been taken away, but Xiaozui
But he didn't leave, he was always there chirping.
"Ouch?"
"Wife!" Lin Fan looked at the two siblings in surprise and said with a smile: "Our sons and daughters are both rice cooks. Look at this perseverance in rice cooks. Even if there are mountains and mountains in front of them, it will not affect them.
My own cooking process.”
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Okay, okay, don't torment the child."
After saying that,
He hugged the siblings back and then lay on the bed, looking at Xiaotong and Xiyun lying on top of him, with the way they were obsessed with cooking, revealing infinite cuteness.
At this time,
Liu Yun'er suddenly thought of something and hurriedly said to Lin Fan: "By the way, what do you say about the full moon wine?"
"Full moon wine?"
"Oh, I almost forgot!" Lin Fan said helplessly: "I have been taking care of you these past few days, but I forgot about it for a while. I will call Dad tomorrow and ask him to find a good hotel."
Liu Yun'er nodded, glanced at Lin Fan, and said calmly: "Don't take advantage of Xiaotong and Xiyun's red envelopes. I will keep an eye on you if you touch your son or daughter for a penny. Be careful that I ask for yours that night."
Life!"
"Hey, how could I try to get red envelopes for my children?" Lin Fan smiled helplessly: "Who do you think I am?"
"snort!"
"What can't you do?" Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily, "You've been staring at what I have here for a few days since we met."
"Be reasonable!"
"What I didn't want to see was that you accidentally broke the buttons of your shirt. I couldn't do it without looking." Lin Fan shrugged, his face full of stubbornness.
Speaking of that incident, Liu Yun'er still had fresh memories. She always believed that her relationship with Lin Fan slowly took an abnormal path after that incident, and he began to do things to her.
Then it was completely taken down.
"well"
"Husband, why don't we announce our relationship?" Liu Yun'er said seriously: "We have a son and a daughter, so there is no need to hide it."
"It's up to you."
"If you want to announce it, announce it. If you don't want to announce it, don't announce it." Lin Fan didn't care about this.
""
Liu Yun'er pondered for a moment and said silently: "Just this time when my son and daughter are having a full moon drink, I will invite all the professors from our physics department over, and then let's go out together as a family of four."
"Wife?"
"Are you preparing to make big news?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.
"how?"
"Do you have any opinions?"
"I'm going to announce to everyone that you are my husband, and we already have a child, so that those vixens who are eyeing you can retreat!" Liu Yun'er pouted her mouth and said angrily: "
Don’t let those people worry about you.”
As soon as he finished speaking,
Liu Yun'er shuddered all over, and said to her son and daughter who were lying on her body with a hint of annoyance: "Just do your job well. Why do you want to imitate your bastard father?"
Originally thinking it was just an accident, Liu Yun'er didn't take it to heart, but she forgot an ironclad fact.