Extra 5: Inheriting the spirit of my father, I am a traitor!
"husband?"
"Who do you think our little daughter's IQ depends on?" Liu Yun'er sat on the bed, holding a thick book, frowning and asked Lin Fan beside him: "Why are her brothers and sisters so poor in studies?"
Excellent, how could this happen to her?"
"How do I know?"
"But it's definitely not me!" Lin Fan said calmly while holding a tablet computer and browsing the latest developments in the physics world.
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Yun'er stretched out her hand, pinched Lin Fan's thigh hard, and said angrily: "Did you inherit it from me? I'm already a famous child prodigy at her age, unlike Yiyi who can only count within 20.
Addition and subtraction operations.”
"hiss"
"It hurts, it hurts." Lin Fan took a breath, looked helplessly at his wife, and said, "You have been pinching me for ten years, can you change the place?"
"snort!"
"Daydreaming!" Liu Yuner rolled her eyes and said angrily.
As soon as the words fell,
Slowly lying in Lin Fan's arms, he said softly: "Oh, Yiyi really gives me a headache. Fortunately, I have a strong musical talent and can become a musician like Nana, but I still hope that Yiyi can still perform well in cultural classes."
To be outstanding, you don’t have to be like Xiaotong and Xiyun, you just need to be in the top ten in the class.”
As soon as the words fell,
He patted Lin Fan's chest hard and said seriously: "Tomorrow and Saturday, the kids have a day off and I have to go out for a meeting. You can teach me Yiyi's addition and subtraction within 100 at home. At 7:30 in the evening, I will
We need to conduct a spot check on Yiyi. If she gets more than three mistakes out of ten, you two, father and daughter, are waiting to be beaten!"
In an instant,
Lin Fan's scalp was numb. He looked at his wife in his arms with horror and said hesitantly: "Honey, don't be like this. It's too difficult. At Yiyi's age, he can master addition and subtraction within twenty, and then start from one."
Just count to a hundred."
"Hello!"
"You can even break through the limits of quantum mechanics. How can you teach a five-year-old girl addition and subtraction?" Liu Yun'er said dissatisfiedly: "I don't care, you must teach me! Otherwise, you go to me."
Let’s sleep on the sofa!”
OMG!
Lin Fan was completely dumbfounded. Although the scientific research institute he led had a postdoctoral research mobile station, and occasionally he would give classes to postdoctoral researchers to cultivate high-level talents in the country, but when faced with his youngest daughter Yiyi, Lin Fan also
Can only surrender.
"That's it!"
"I'll come to check the results at 7:30 tomorrow night."
"What is seven plus seven?" Lin Fan pointed to a vertical addition calculation on the arithmetic pad and asked his youngest daughter Lin Liuyi seriously.
"Equal to four?" Lin Liuyi glanced at her father and said cautiously.
Suddenly,
Lin Fan was struck by lightning and lost all consciousness in his mind. The sentence "seven plus seven equals four" kept lingering in his ears. At this moment, as the youngest academician of the Academy of Sciences in this country, he was almost driven crazy by a five-year-old little girl.
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"How many?"
"Dad, give you another chance!" Lin Fan was obviously a little anxious, and his tone became more serious.
Hearing her father's unfriendly tone, Lin Liuyi pouted, silently stretched out her hands, then spread her fingers and counted her fingers seriously. Half a minute passed, and the little girl shrank her head and cautiously
He said: "Equal to fourteen?"
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"Are you asking me?" Lin Fan said with a dark face: "How much is it?"
"Equal to equal." Lin Liuyi secretly glanced at her brother and sister not far away. She saw her brother Lin Tong silently nodded to her, and then Yiyi straightened up her small body, raised her head and said loudly
: "Equal to fourteen!"
Lin Fan is an old man in the world. At first he was squeaking, but suddenly he felt confident that there must be something fishy here. Then he raised his head and looked at the two siblings who were watching the fun in the distance and said: "You two, come upstairs.
Don't stay downstairs for me."
for a moment,
In the living room downstairs, only the irritable father and the pitiful little daughter were left.
"Now that we know that seven plus seven equals fourteen, what should we do next?" Lin Fan asked seriously: "Should we write four below?"
"Oh" Lin Liuyi wrote four honestly, then turned to look at her father, her big watery eyes seemed to be asking Lin Fan what to do next?
"So since four has been written, do we have an extra ten-digit one?" Lin Fan pointed to the first two numbers and said, "Let's lend them the ten-digit one."
As soon as he finished speaking,
Lin Liuyi asked curiously: "Dad? What should I do if they don't want to?"
"Must! Must! Must!" Lin Fan was furious. He was on the verge of fainting. He pointed at the two plus two in front and said, "This is what dad said! It must be done, even if it is not necessary!"
After saying that,
Then he said: "Write a small note here for me. This is what we lent it."
Lin Liuyi pouted her little mouth and silently wrote one under two plus two.
"What is two plus two plus one equal to now?" Lin Fan asked.
"Five" Yiyi said weakly.
"Well, hurry up and write!" Lin Fan said with a bitter look on his face.
Immediately afterwards
Lin Liuyi came up with an arithmetic problem where twenty-seven plus twenty-seven equals fifty-four, which was a breakthrough in the history department.
"Are you ready?" Lin Fan looked at his little daughter and asked seriously.
"Yes." Yiyi nodded, but her words were full of distrust for herself.
"Then daddy will give you a test question."
Lin Fan then asked Yiyi a question: What is seventeen plus seventeen?
When Lin Liuyi got the question, she held a pencil and stared at the calculation book for a long time, her little face almost twisted into a twist.
"Dad, I forgot." Lin Liuyi pouted and said softly.
"Didn't Dad teach you just now?" Lin Fan looked at her in disbelief.
"I just forgot"
At half past seven in the evening,
Liu Yun'er took out ten arithmetic problems prepared in advance, all of which were addition and subtraction within one hundred, and placed them in front of Lin Liuyi, along with Yiyi's electric stationery set, automatic pencil sharpener, and automatic eraser.
machine, a vacuum cleaner that automatically cleans the table.
In Lin Fan's words, this is called the three-piece set for poor students. They are not good at studying but all the equipment is top-notch.
Subsequently,
Yiyi's personal exam began. Although Yiyi was taking the exam, Lin Fan, the parent sitting next to her, was obviously even more nervous. When she saw her daughter was stumped on the first question, her heart suddenly dropped a lot.
In the next ten minutes,
Lin Fan already felt that his life seemed to be coming to an end, because Liu Yun'er beside him gave him murderous looks from time to time. When Yiyi finished the last question, as the country's most outstanding scientist and also the youngest
An academician of the Academy of Sciences, director of an affiliated research institute of the Academy of Sciences, a man who has won numerous scientific awards.
Completely paralyzed at this moment.
final
Yiyi's little butt still did not escape the fate of being beaten. As for Lin Fan, although he did not sleep on the sofa, his thigh was twisted about ten times.
At 10:30 in the evening, the couple was sitting on the bedside.
"I'm so angry!"
"Nine of the ten questions were wrong!" When Liu Yun'er thought of the test results for Yiyi, her heart was filled with chills. She glanced at the idiot next to her and said angrily: "You must have failed to teach her well."
"You go ahead!" Lin Fan said angrily: "Yiyi almost didn't send me away today."
"snort!"
"I'll go to work tomorrow and I'll teach Yiyi!" Liu Yun'er said stubbornly, "I don't believe it. You can't even handle a five-year-old girl!"
the next day,
Liu Yun'er, vice president of Shen University, personally went to the battle to teach the most disobedient child in the family how to add and subtract within one hundred.
At first, Liu Yun'er was extremely gentle, trying to influence Yiyi with her sincerity, but soon, her gentle mother disappeared and turned into a man-eating tigress with a ferocious face.
"Isn't this four?"
"One, two, three, four, isn't that four?" Liu Yun'er was so angry that she gritted her teeth. She pointed at the topic in the arithmetic book and said, "Mom, I'll ask you again what's the number?"
"Four" Lin Liuyi sighed and said quietly.
"Write!"
Then Lin Liuyi crookedly wrote a four.
At this time,
Liu Yun'er took a deep breath, looked at her little daughter, and said earnestly: "Give mom a reason not to spank your little ass!"
Hearing her mother's words, Lin Liuyi pursed her lips and said softly: "Yiyi knows that there is a place at home where a lot of money is hidden! There are so many of them all in red!"
After saying that,
The two little arms made gestures.
for a time,
Liu Yun'er was stunned, couldn't help but frown, and said softly: "Can you take mom to see it? If you take mom to see it, mom will not only not beat you, but also take you to eat at KFC!"
In an instant,
Lin Liuyi's eyes were shining, she nodded hurriedly, and said with a smile: "Okay!"
Just then,
Suddenly Lin Tong and Lin Xiyun, two siblings, came out.
"Mom! I have information here! I also know a place where a lot of money is hidden!"
"Mom! I also know that there is a place where a lot of money is hidden!"
now,
Lin Fan's former leather jackets and thoughtful cotton-padded jackets have all deteriorated. The jackets have turned into artificial leather, and the little cotton-padded jackets have turned into black-hearted cotton.
6pm,
When Lin Fan returned home and just opened the door, he saw a pile of banknotes on the coffee table in the living room, and Liu Yun'er was sitting on the sofa, looking at him expressionlessly.
at the same time,
Lin Tong, Lin Xiyun, and Lin Liuyi were sitting next to their mothers, each holding an ice cream cone and licking it happily. Lin Fan saw a few words on the foreheads of the three children.
If I inherit my father’s spirit, I will be a traitor!