Liu Yun'er has never experienced what Lin Fan said about steaming, and she doesn't know what the so-called second event is. However, this series of arrangements is very sophisticated, and with the added drunkenness and dreaming at the end, this bastard must be...
What are you going to do?
"snort!"
"I'm so drunk after just two bottles of beer. How dare I go to a second show..." Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan and said angrily: "I can drink three or five bottles... I didn't expect you to be the same."
A grown man can only drink two bottles, so he has the nerve to be a scumbag."
now,
A faint smell of alcohol floated to Liu Yun'er's nose, and he couldn't help but frown. This bastard...is drinking like this, will he vomit in the car later? Then...is it difficult?
It smells bad and is difficult to clean. What should I do?
Liu Yun'er thought for a moment and silently took out a plastic bag from the trunk, thinking of putting it directly on his head, but doing so... was no different from intentional murder. This bastard would definitely be killed by the plastic bag.
Suffocated to death.
After pondering for a while,
I planned to hang the two handles of the plastic bag behind Lin Fan's ears respectively, so that he would not suffocate or make a mess in the car due to vomiting.
after,
Liu Yun'er opened the rear door and bent down to help start the operation in her mind.
"I don't know how to drink... go ahead and drink!" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan who was sleeping, angrily put his gloves in a plastic bag, then lightly patted his forehead, and said: "Hey... can you
Tell me...who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"
If in normal times,
Liu Yun'er would definitely not ask such a question to Lin Fan, it seemed very pretentious... In addition, he would be forced to say his name against his heart, but now there is no one, and this bastard is in a
The state of drunkenness, the so-called telling the truth after drinking...
"pretty?"
"What... beautiful?" Lin Fan was in a state of confusion. He heard someone asking himself and said: "Of course... of course..."
"who is it?!"
Liu Yun'er felt a little anxious, but the bastard's voice was too soft. In desperation... he slowly lowered his head, put his ear close to Lin Fan's mouth, and listened carefully to the most beautiful thing in his mouth.
A woman's name.
Just when the anticipation was mixed with a little nervousness, suddenly... Liu Yun'er felt that her ear, which was close to Lin Fan's mouth, was... being *licked* by this stinky gangster.
"ah!"
"you..."
"Stinking rogue!!!"
"Ouch!"
Liu Yun'er was so frightened that she quickly raised her head. Due to the small space in the car and the fact that she stood up too much, and because of the fright, there was a bang... her head hit the roof of the car directly, causing Liu Yun'er pain.
I almost stopped crying.
In an instant,
That feeling of embarrassment and anger invaded Liu Yun'er's entire brain. Her ears were already very sharp, but... she was unprepared and was... given to by the bastard in front of her.
..It was ruined, he...he was worse than a beast!
He looked at Lin Fan and sighed, then adjusted his posture and continued to sleep soundly...his face was twisted with anger.
"Hello?"
"Are you pretending to sleep?"
"If I find out that you are pretending to sleep... you will be dead!" Liu Yun'er asked.
Lin Fan:zzzZ
should...
Probably not pretending.
After repeated inspections, Liu Yun'er could basically confirm that it was just an accident, but she didn't know why... When she found out it was an accident, Liu Yun'er felt a sense of loss. She was also curious about why she was so lost. She was obviously angry.
After all, I suffered a loss.
result...
There didn't seem to be any anger at all.
"Stinking rogue!"
"I don't forget to take advantage when I'm sleeping." Liu Yun'er sulked for a while, then started the interrupted operation, bending down to help Lin Fan hang up the plastic bags.
At this time,
In Lin Fan’s dream,
He was suffering from a kind of torture, because there were two big snowy mountains on his head, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable and helpless...
but,
Soon this feeling disappeared, and Lin Fan's originally distorted face returned to calm again.
"go home!"
Liu Yun'er helped Lin Fan hang up the plastic bag. Looking at his appearance at this moment, the corner of his mouth raised a slight arc. Then...he took out his cell phone and took a photo of Scumbag Lin.
After thinking about it,
Upload it directly to the cloud space, and then delete it in the album to prevent your best friends from finding it.
On the way back,
Liu Yun'er's car wasn't very fast. She knew that drunk people couldn't stand the sudden acceleration and sudden stop, which could easily make them feel vomiting.
for a long time,
Arriving at the underground parking lot of the apartment,
Liu Yun'er encountered a troublesome matter. How could he drag this bastard to the room?
"Hello!"
"Can you go upstairs by yourself?" Liu Yun'er asked.
result,
What he got was a silent response.
Too sloppy...
Lin Fan's colleagues should be asked to come back together so that this big stupid pig can be moved upstairs. Now it's fine...no one can help.
Finally, Liu Yun'er found the security guard of the apartment and asked the security guard to carry Lin Fan back to the room.
The two security guards did not refuse, and they paid a favor. They worked particularly hard when carrying Lin Fan.
He found the key from Lin Fan's mouth and opened the door of 304. Liu Yun'er pointed to the sofa and said, "Just put it on the sofa."
"OK."
Subsequently,
The two security guards left, leaving behind Lin Fan, who was unconscious on the sofa, and Liu Yun'er, who was standing by and watching him.
"You're so drunk that you don't care about anything..."
"On the contrary, I am busy, why?" Liu Yun'er stood on the side and began to complain to Lin Fan, who was unconscious: "Also... can you always give in to me? You must be so angry with me. Are you happy? One day when I am so angry, who will take you to and from get off work?"
"Scum!"
"I really want to kill you right now!" Liu Yun'er became angrier as she thought about it, her eyes already drifting to the kitchen.
After thinking about it,
Liu Yun'er got up and went to a certain room. When she came out, she didn't have a kitchen knife in her hand, but a soft blanket, and she covered Lin Fan's body.
Looking at Lin Fan who was huddled up, Liu Yun'er sighed helplessly. She was obviously on her way to get a kitchen knife, but ended up walking towards his bedroom. When she took a blanket to cover him, she realized that she had forgotten
Got the kitchen knife.
In short,
This bastard is born to control himself.
"I'm going to sleep too..."
"I've been tormented by you all night." Liu Yun'er turned around and prepared to leave. After all, he had to go to work tomorrow.
at this time,
Lin Fan's voice came from behind his head.
"Can you please stop leaving?"
"Don't go..."
"Don't go..."
In an instant,
Liu Yun'er stopped in her tracks, her face filled with an indescribable expression. She wanted to look back...but she didn't dare.