This sudden "hissing" sound frightened the two people present.
It's over...
It's all over now!
Liu Yun'er completely collapsed. She never expected that the most embarrassing scene would happen. This valuable evening dress finally tore apart. At this moment, she was angry and annoyed. She had been tense for so long, and finally...
.Finally, he was defeated by the big bastard in front of him with one blow.
at the same time,
Lin Fan finally realized that he was different from Liu Yun'er, and his eyes began to look for the cracks in Liu Yun'er's body. The first thing was the pelvis, which was composed of two hip bones and the sacrum, which was the joint between the waist and the legs.
Unfortunately... no cracks were found.
But I have to say,
I didn't pay much attention to it before, but now after careful observation, I realized that the connection between Liu Yun'er's waist and legs is too perfect!
She will definitely have a son, maybe twins.
Before Lin Fan could recover, Liu Yun'er hurriedly turned around, covering part of the second largest body cavity with her left hand, and was glaring at him angrily. If anger could produce a burning effect, perhaps Lin Fan would have been cremated on the spot at this moment.
.
"It's all your fault!" Liu Yun'er said angrily.
"..."
"What does it have to do with me? I'm just standing here without moving." Lin Fan said innocently: "Is there a crack here?"
Said,
Pointing to the local area of his second largest body cavity, he said with a smile: "So... don't lose your temper. When you lose your temper, you start to fill it with gas, and then it expands more and more.
The clothes are torn."
"roll!!!"
"You think it's a balloon?" Liu Yun'er was almost furious and said angrily: "Get back here quickly!"
"All right."
"Then I'm leaving." Although Lin Fan wanted to stay, staying any longer might put his life in danger.
Just when Lin Fan opened the door, he heard Liu Yun'er's voice coming over.
"return!"
"The zipper hasn't been fixed yet." Liu Yun'er said hurriedly.
"It's all cracked, so just use scissors and cut it open yourself." Lin Fan said helplessly: "If it doesn't work... just tear it open with your bare hands, follow the cracked opening, and just use force...
"
Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment, and said with an annoyed look on his face: "I'm almost mad at you. You disappeared right in front of my eyes."
"goodbye!"
Lin Fan left, leaving Liu Yun'er standing alone in the room, angry and a little heartbroken.
Such an expensive piece of clothing is gone...
So annoying!
Liu Yun'er sighed. If he had known, he would have torn the dress from the beginning. After struggling for so long...it was time-consuming and taken advantage of. In the end, the dress was not saved.
Putting down the hand covering the tear, Liu Yun'er stood in front of the mirror again and looked at herself at this moment. In the middle of the second largest body cavity, a hole of about five centimeters appeared, which caused a ditch.
Deeper.
Fortunately among misfortunes,
That bastard didn't see it, otherwise...it would be a shame.
finally,
Liu Yun'er took a pair of scissors from the kitchen and prepared to completely get rid of the dilemma she was facing. As the scissors continued to extend from the position of the tear...a torso that was difficult to describe in words appeared in the world.
call...
Finally saved!
Liu Yun'er couldn't help but sigh, raised her head and glanced at herself in the mirror. There was almost no trace of fat on her body. If there was any... it would probably be in the second largest body cavity and the joint between the waist and legs.
, hoarding some fat.
At this time,
I recall Lin Fan's words in my mind... After the passage of time, I am no longer what I used to be.
Yeah?
Liu Yun'er played a few poses, exuding her charming and elegant temperament wantonly. Perhaps in the eyes of many people... Liu Yun'er is an unsmiling professor, but she is also a woman after all, and her pursuit of beauty will always be engraved on her
In the bones.
only,
Her beauty and charm are firmly sealed in a certain corner by herself.
Recently, the seal has been slightly loosened.
"snort!"
"You idiot with no vision!"
...
this night,
Lin Fan had an extremely terrifying nightmare. He was looking for an exit on the smooth and white ground. Suddenly, two large white-capped snow mountains appeared in front of him. These snow mountains were particularly strange... The bottom and mountainside were covered with snow, and the top
But it was erupting with lava.
Immediately afterwards,
He was pressed down by two snow-capped mountains and was a little out of breath.
Sudden,
The cell phone beside the pillow rang, it was a voice call request from Liu Yun'er.
"get up!"
Snapped!
hang up.
Lin Fan was in a daze on the bed for a while, and suddenly felt sore all over his body. It was also... He had been looking for an exit for so long last night, and finally he was pinned down by two snowy mountains.
"This is the second time I dreamed of two big snowy mountains..." Lin Fan sighed and asked himself with a confused look on his face: "Does it mean... I really like climbing mountains?"
never mind,
Let’s talk about it later,
If you don't get up... the refrigerator will probably explode.
Less than ten minutes,
Lin Fan went out to the underground parking lot, then opened the car door and calmly sat in the passenger seat.
Liu Yun'er ignored him and started the car on her own.
until reaching the destination,
Liu Yun'er then said to Lin Fan: "Let that girl come to see me as soon as possible. By the way... the plan will be approved soon. You can go back from get off work yourself in the future."
"oh..."
Lin Fan nodded and got out of the car.
for a long time,
Finally arriving at the library, Lin Fan slumped down on the chair. This was the first time that he felt so tired all over his body. He obviously went to bed at 11 o'clock yesterday and slept for seven hours, but he ended up paralyzed the next day.
.
"morning!"
Wang Fangfang came to the library carrying her Hermès bag and was not surprised to see Lin Fan slumped on the chair. It would be a surprise if he was working seriously one day.
"morning..."
Lin Fan responded feebly.
Wang Fangfang didn't care. She was used to Lin Fan's appearance and went directly to her office.
At this time,
Liu Zhongtao came to the library, glanced at Lin Fan lying on the table, and asked curiously: "Xiao Lin...have you been very tired recently?"
"Um..."
"It's quite annoying to be tortured by one person." Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly.
Liu Zhongtao looked around, hurriedly walked to his side, and asked in a low voice: "Is it a girl?"
"..."
"Yes." Lin Fan nodded painfully: "An older young woman."
Seeing Lin Fan's tired face, Liu Zhongtao was a little nervous... His daughter's temper was exactly the same as her mother's, and Lin Fan didn't have much experience, so she would definitely be difficult to resist... This was not going to work, Xiao Lin would definitely run away.
of.
Think for a moment,
Liu Zhongtao patted Lin Fan's shoulder lightly and said with a serious face: "Come to my office...I will teach you some experience of others."