Although from Annan's conversation with the child, he could roughly guess what the child did in the nightmare...
But I still feel a bit of a loss for not being able to see it with my own eyes - or rather, not being able to record it as evidence and to laugh at it immediately.
After all, Longjing Tea has seen the child’s shocking chatting ability.
Cade wasn't originally ugly, he could even be called handsome.
He just simply doesn't have enough hair.
Before the child retired from the army, he was sent on a blind date by his family. At that time, Longjing Tea went to assist as a wingman.
The first time he saw what Cade's pussy looked like in front of a strange and beautiful girl, even the well-informed Longjing Cha was shocked.
When we first met, the process was roughly "Hey, what's your zodiac sign? I'm a Gemini, we match up well", "What's your job? Ah, it's awesome", "Do you have any favorite games? Ah
, don’t play games…”
Then he ran out of bullets.
If the topic is still not found, after a short silence, the child will suddenly ask questions such as "The weather is nice today", "Where are you from", "What do you think of the temperature here?"
He is particularly good at using his face to force a group start.
——Shocking Longjing tea.
Of course, Longjing Tea also learned the truth later.
This is actually a relatively tactful method commonly used by CapitaLand to persuade people to quit.
In Cade's own words...if he tries to escape when things go wrong during a blind date, he will use this method that makes people don't know how to answer the conversation, making the atmosphere between the two parties become cold.
But after Longjing Tea carefully observed it at close range (referring to the table next door) several times, it finally got a definite answer - this is a lie.
The real reason is that for some reason, this silly guy always has an inexplicable inferiority complex...or maybe a little timid.
Every time he is really tempted, but feels that there is little chance of winning, he will give up on himself and use this method to make the other person alienate him. Then he can get a reason: "It's not that I don't chase her, it's that she doesn't like her."
its me".
In this way, Cade will not feel guilty for not taking the initiative, nor will he regret the result.
And I don’t know who Cade’s parents are…
Generally speaking, both men and women can know their status in the heart of the introducer the moment they meet their blind date.
Generally speaking, the result will be lower than expected...and the child has this kind of escape method like a comedian, so logically speaking, his points should have been deducted long ago.
But the mysterious thing is that every time Cade went on a blind date, the quality of the woman was almost always extremely high... several times it was even so high that the Longjing Tea at the next table kept turning around.
You know, Longjing Tea is a serious second-generation rich person.
He thought about it and felt that Cade couldn't waste his youth like this - what if he couldn't find such a good person in the future?
So Longjing Tea was like Cade's father, cheering him up, talking to him, and providing him with psychological counseling.
But he never expected that after Cade recited to himself "Can't escape, can't escape, can't escape" for a long time, when he arrived at the scene, it was all in vain...
So Longjing Tea finally gave up completely.
From then on, he decided to use shock therapy - every time the child was dragged out by his parents for a blind date, he would rush to the scene as soon as possible and laugh at the other person after they left.
Until Longjing Tea went to inherit the family business.
But fortunately, this situation will soon disappear for children.
The reason is quite simple.
Because he is bald...
As a result, the quality of the woman also dropped significantly, at least to the extent that the child could no longer be nervous and could cope with it calmly. Later, after the child retired and became a big anchor, his vision gradually became higher. At least in the
I no longer feel nervous when meeting other female anchors during cat fighting night.
The result was unexpected...
I haven't seen this situation for several years, but I see it again here.
I'm really curious - which girl has he fallen in love with?
I have such a headache and am so curious.
"I really want to see it..."
Longjing Cha muttered, sighed and closed the book.
...I always feel like I can’t stand it anymore.
The live broadcast content in these two or three days is really too rich.
Whether it's a child who played a weather card on an unknown beautiful girl a few days ago and doesn't know what happened; or an ancient tour guide in Citalopran personally led the popular science and introduction to "my family ruins, this scenic spot"
; and the second brother Don Juan who just arrived in Fort Ross today, as recorded by Sister Gangzi; and Xiang Tiange, who is carrying out the dangerous goods planning process...
I really can't study anymore.
The current state of Longjing tea is like watching a live broadcast on your mobile phone while taking a review test.
——If you can continue to learn, there will be ghosts.
Even though he only needed to read the knowledge from beginning to end... but after Longjing Cha found that after reading four or five pages, a large red paragraph appeared, he still completely gave up the idea of multitasking.
Let's give ourselves a holiday...
He thought to himself.
When Longjing Cha packed up his things and planned to go back to his dormitory.
He finally saw Teacher Clarence at the door, whom he hadn't seen for about two days.
Clarence wore black round glasses and was still wearing a red robe. He was listening intently to something, and the long white nails on the four fingers of his right hand unconsciously collided with each other, making a low sound like the friction of metal knives and forks.
In front of Clarence was an old man sitting in a wheelchair with a gloomy temperament.
The old man was wearing a white coat that resembled a fraternity's hooded gown, with his head lowered. His exposed body was covered with dark yellow bandages, and the bandages were covered with dense, strange black runes.
It looks like a mummy.
For some reason, the moment Longjing Tea saw the old man, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart. And the old man's words that he had been whispering stopped just in time.
Longjing Cha tried hard to remember, but couldn't remember what the old man had said before.
——That is definitely not an illusion.
Longjing Cha walked over immediately without thinking and gave Clarence a respectful apprenticeship:
"...Good evening, Mr. Clarence."
"Um."
Clarence nodded, and his face that always smiled gently turned into a rare serious face, and said seriously: "It's already very late, go back and rest early."
"is teacher."
"--oh?"
At this moment, the old man let out a deep, hoarse laugh.
That laughter was full of death.
Just listening to it makes people feel chilly.
“Is it your student…Clarence?
"Won't you introduce me to him?"
The old man slowly raised his head and showed a kind smile.
His exposed teeth were as yellow as corpses.
It's as if what's under the bandage isn't a person... but a skeleton.
"Yes. That's what you said."
Clarence just nodded respectfully.
He pointed at the Longjing tea calmly and introduced in a low voice: "Let me introduce to you, this is Longjing tea. The apprentices who have not yet officially embarked on the path to transcendence."
He did not explain to the old man that Longjing Tea was neither his disciple nor his student.
He just introduced Longjing Charuo pointedly: "It would be better for you to get to know him a little bit.
"This is Master Bernardino...Bernardino Telesio. The Pope of the 'Bell Ringer', a gold-level wizard with the title of 'Pure Medium'...The school is the soul-stealing school.
.He is also the founder of the profession of 'Telexiao Chengling Monk'.
"——Also my teacher...the mentor of His Excellency David Gerald when he was a student."