Chapter 2402: Cross talk with down-to-earth air (repair)
This shows that Dahe City attaches great importance to this party. In the end, it was actually used. Monkey and his brother actually used it.
Of course, this incident had nothing to do with Jackson, but Guo Degang directly contacted Michael Jackson, which of course made the audience burst into laughter.
In terms of scale and quality of this concert, compared to Michael Jackson's performance, the difference is not just one street or two blocks away, but probably more than a dozen blocks away.
However, Guo Degang was able to grasp the characteristics of the two TV shows and directly connect the two shows. This is Guo Degang's ability to perform on the spot. Ordinary program hosts cannot do this.
However, at this time, Guo Degang knew very well in his heart that he could not always insist on such things until Michael Jackson, and had to take it back, so Guo Degang immediately said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, let's go
Just a joke, little girl, don’t be so nervous. I found that the little girl was a little nervous, so I told her to make a little joke.
Since we’re here, let’s talk about two cents, so do you know why the little girl asked you to come up?”
The little girl was also very happy, as if she had won five million in cash, and said with a smile: "I know, I know, isn't it just a question for the five sisters from Ode to Joy to perform a piece of music?"
What about this one? I’ve already prepared it. Don’t ask me who I’m talking about. I wonder if the five sisters can complete the performance?”
Guo Degang laughed loudly at this time and said: "Little girl, are you looking down on our brilliant film and television's Ode to Joy? Let me tell you that these five sisters are all professional level, although they are still a lot better than those performing masters."
There's a big gap, but at least they have the level of a live performance.
Don't worry, as long as you come up with a topic, and of course don't tell him, let them play Lao Chai's works, then everything else will be fine. If you ask this sister to sing Sleeping Beauty, The Nutcracker, Swan Lake, etc.,
I guess they will beat you up after they get off the stage.
If that's the case, I won't stop them from beating you."
At this time, Liu Tao immediately took the microphone domineeringly and said: "Lao Guo doesn't threaten children like this. Lao Chai's works are piano music, which are not easy to play. Little girl, don't be afraid of him.
If you have anything you want to hear, it’s best to choose one from China, right?
Since it is a national instrument, of course it must play Chinese repertoire. It is not good for you to play a piece by Lao Chai or a piece by Beethoven. Choose a national instrument for your sister, and choose one that is well known to everyone.
A work that allows everyone to know what the music is after hearing the tune. In this case, my sister will treat you to some kebabs later."
At this time, Guo Degang took the microphone again and said: "Good guys, you are still buying our feelings. If you do this, Liu Tao, will you make the audience think that we have arranged it in advance, and we are still collecting this stuff on our behalf?"
Is there something inappropriate about what I bought?"
Guo Degang was not surprised at all when Liu Tao snatched the microphone, nor did he care. They were all his own people and friends.
Guo Degang is very aware of Liu Tao's straightforward character, but sister, have you ever thought that your wireless microphone is actually useful? I asked the staff to turn off the wireless microphones of the other four beauties, but as the boss of Ode to Joy, you
I didn't ask anyone to shut me down. Are you trying to steal my microphone?
But Liu Tao said very boldly: "What's inappropriate? This is not an outsider, this is the natal family of my brother Baoqiang's wife. Since we are a family, why should I be embarrassed?"
Little girl, you can say whatever you want, as long as it’s of ethnic origin, it’s okay.”
After such a gag, the audience in the audience was actually doubting whether these were arranged on the stage and rehearsed in advance.
However, after some gags by Guo Degang and Liu Tao, the audience in the audience felt that this must have not been rehearsed, because it is impossible to rehearse this effect. Good guy, many people nowadays
It's all about improvisation. Liu Tao's domineering attitude and Wei Degang's humor are all based on improvisation. It's definitely not something that can be achieved through rehearsals.
But at this time, the little girl's big eyes narrowed like the moon on the third day of September, and she was so happy that she could see her back molars.
At this time, Guo Degang pulled the little girl aside and said: "Little girl, please pay attention. Now, we still have cameras. Although we cannot broadcast live, the reporters of the TV station are still recording.
Pay attention to the image, do you know?
Besides, with your expression like this, I always feel that you want to deceive your five sisters." The little girl said with a smile: "That doesn't exist, how could I deceive my idol.
If I were asked to choose a nationality, then you would choose one that I am familiar with. As a post-90s generation, in fact, I grew up watching a TV series. This TV series was a wonderful part of my childhood.
memories, so in fact I am very familiar with some of the episodes in the TV series. Every time I think of those rhythms, I feel like I have returned to my childhood.
So what I hope to hear this time is the episode of Journey to the West, the part about Zhu Bajie carrying his wife. I think everyone will be familiar with it just based on the rhythm, right? Audience friends, do you like this piece?
, if you like it, then give me a warm round of applause.”
Ah, at this time, Guo De just took the microphone and ran away, and ran very far. Fortunately, Liu Tao also brought his own microphone, which is a wireless microphone tied to his mouth.
So, at this time, Liu Tao called out at night: "Lao Guo, Lao Guo, come here quickly, why are you traveling so far?"
Guo Degang immediately took over the conversation and said: "This little girl is so bad, she actually gave you such a question.
Good guy, how could I have thought that today’s children are so bad? Does he have a grudge against you five sisters from Ode to Joy if he has such a problem with a boy? I feel like Zhu Bajie is cheating on his wife. How is your little girl?
What do you think? Girl, I’m afraid that your five sisters won’t be able to wait to get off the stage and beat you up, so you dare to beat you up on the stage now, do you believe it or not?
I stayed away because I was afraid of being affected. A fire at the city gate would affect the fish in the pond. I am a program host, not someone who was beaten.
Little girl, you are so naughty, do your adults know?"
At this time, the audience burst into laughter. Now everyone was sure that it was definitely not a trick. If it was a trick, it would never be such a tricky question.
The song "Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back" is not ethnic, of course it is, and it is indeed familiar to everyone.
However, this show is really too bad. Just like what Guo Degang said on the stage, I'm afraid they won't be able to wait until they get off the stage to fight. If you dare to beat you on the stage, these words simply speak to the hearts of the audience.
Come on, let’s put ourselves in the audience’s shoes and think about it. If they were on the stage now and they were the five actors in Ode to Joy, what should they do when faced with such a tricky and weird question from the little girl?
Woolen cloth?
Go up and push the little girl to the ground and beat her to relieve her anger. Such a thing is really possible.
At this time, Liu Tao also waved his hand very generously and said: "Lao Guo, come here, come here, don't worry, if I don't beat you, I won't beat you. We beat the host away, who will host this show?"
Don't worry I won't beat you up. At this moment, the audience burst into laughter again because the little girl was already quietly walking off the stage.
At this time, Guo Degang immediately came over and said, oh, this little girl, come over, come over, come over, come over, come over, come over, come over, come over, come over, and directly recruit the little girl back again.
Guo Degang immediately said: "Young girl, you messed up things by yourself. You gave such a tricky question. You ran away and left me on such a stage. What do you mean? Let me carry the thunder for you here."
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The little girl also cooperated very well and came over. However, when the little girl saw the Five Beauties of Joy, because the five of them wanted to come up and beat them up, they hid behind Guo Degang.
At this time, Lao Guo also joked: "Now that I know how to be afraid, what have I done? Young people are so awesome now. You are challenging the classics. Do you know that Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife on his back? You let the Ode to Joy performer perform it?"
What are you thinking about?
Even if you let them play Wu Ningmei from Dream of Red Mansions, that would be no problem, but why would you choose Zhu Bajie to carry your wife?
Do you think there is really someone on the stage who says Zhu Bajie is not good?"
At this time, it is obviously a means of self-defeating for myself. At this time, if there is really a person on the stage who is suitable to play Zhu Bajie, then who is this person? It is obvious that this person must be Guo Degang himself.
, so, at this time, the audience below the stage must be very clear.
So when Lao Guo's baggage came out, everyone burst into laughter. Not to mention Guo Degang himself, if he put on a mask, he would really look like that.
He's really more like his second senior brother.
At this time, the little girl quickly explained: "Actually, it's not the same thing. I thought of such a piece because I like this piece better. I feel that I will be more happy when I can see this piece.
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Anyway, I’m relatively happy. Since everyone is here to see the party and just want to have fun, it’s good to perform something that can make everyone happy. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it.”
At this time, Lao Guo immediately said: "Come on, little girl, the barbecue is gone after today's performance. You go down first. I will ask the staff to bring you a bottle of water later. In this way, we are two people."
Cleared.
Now, I’ll ask Liu Tao to treat me to dinner, can you do it even if you eat it?”
Well, of course this is a joke. When the little girl walked to the stage, no matter you actually brought a barbecue, specially bought from outside the stadium, this barbecue was originally prepared by Lao Guo himself.
The little girl laughed loudly after seeing the barbecue and said, "You can really prepare the barbecue. Sister Tao, you are so polite."
Liu Tao was the most generous. He waved his hand and said: "It's just a small barbecue. Sister Tao, I keep my word. It's nothing. This is trivial. Next time, do you show me something like Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back?"
Here’s a question, be careful if I ask you to treat me to barbecue.”
This can be considered a small burden to shake off.
As for asking the little girl to treat him, that's just a joke. There are countless people waiting to treat Liu Tao to dinner.
Guo Degang, on the sidelines, said dumbfounded: "Girl, girl, girl, I bought this barbecue for myself. It was a late-night snack that I bought for myself. It was taken by Liu Tao to do good deeds."
You are not a kind person. You don't thank me when you thank Liu Tao. You should thank me, right?
Who am I provoking? My own late-night snack is gone. I am too unqualified to do something. When others are the master, they only make money. I am the master and I also add money to it. I am so unjust.
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As a host, I can't pay back my losses, no, I don't even say thank you."
The little girl didn't care about this and walked off the stage happily carrying the barbecue. His task was completed. The next step was to eat barbecue. It was really barbecue. Although he didn't give him beer, the barbecue was also very good.
Lao Guo would never treat himself badly, and of course he would buy a good barbecue.
At this time, Liu Tao said from the side: "Lao Guo, Lao Guo, don't talk about your barbecue problem for now, isn't it just a barbecue? I will go to the capital to pay you back later.
Come here, come here first, then come here and tell me about this situation. How can you explain to me? It is your business to stop our five sisters, right?
It was you who got it for us. Also, it was your idea to let the audience come on stage to order a piece of music, right?
But I didn't expect that there would be people in the audience working so hard. We were asked a question like this: Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife on his back. What do you think I should do about this?
As the eldest sister of Ode to Joy, I have the obligation to ask you, tell me how to play the pipa without worrying about my wife. If you can talk about it, I will call you master.
The cross talk your apprentice just said was very down-to-earth and very popular with the audience. I really want to learn it."
What he said actually depends on Guo Degang's ability, whether he can handle such words.