The objection continued without hesitation: "Look, Guo Degang is wrong. What the hell is that? I want to oppose the three vulgarities, and you still call it anti-three vulgarities. In fact, you are the biggest three vulgarities. Do you know?"
Know?
Also, you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala. Is it possible for you to go to the Spring Festival Gala? In your photo album, there is a photo called I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, but it is impossible for you to go to the Spring Festival Gala. Let me tell you, it is impossible for you to grow.
I request that as long as our mainstream cross talk is on the Spring Festival Gala for one day, you don’t want to go to the Spring Festival Gala.”
This is not polite at all, it is a direct tendency to pinch people.
In fact, San Su was a bit unable to keep up. This good guy, his partner said he wanted to drive, but this emotional driving meant confronting this guy Lao Guo.
Although it is said that there is a phenomenon of cheating in cross talk, but now it seems that the opposition to this partner is to fight and satirize Guo Degang to the end.
Sansu immediately followed up and said: "You are calling this revenge, do you know?"
Anyway, he immediately explained: "We are called to uphold justice. We are a mainstream cross talk camp. We must maintain elegance, do you know?"
Crosstalk is an elegant art, and some very vulgar things cannot be added to crosstalk."
At this time, the third uncle also thought about it and said: "It seems that I heard the old people talking about cross talk in the past. They used to say it on Tianqiao. They were very down-to-earth cross talk. Why has it become an elegant art now?
Could it be that the old gentlemen who used to talk about cross talk on Tianqiao were very vulgar?"
At this time, under the stage, Lili couldn't stand it any longer. She looked a little indignant and said very unhappy: "Teacher Guo, look at this situation. They are clearly making fun of you. You can do this."
If you can bear it, you can just watch him from behind the stage. Are they going a little too far here?
Why don't I go up and get them both down? That's just too much bullying."
But at that time, Guo Degang didn't take it seriously at all. He smiled like a Maitreya Buddha and said without being unhappy at all: "What's the big deal about this? That's what cross talk is like. If you don't hurt your colleagues, you say...
Who is cheating? If you cheat on others, they will sue you, do you know? So, there is no big or small on stage, and rules are set off stage. On stage and off stage are completely different. If they want to say it, they can just say it.
I often drag mainstream cross talk actors to criticize this point. Don’t take it to heart. If you take this point to your heart, you will never stop being angry.
I might have been angry at first, but now I'm not angry anymore. I often beat up their mainstream cross talk actors, especially the boss of their music association, who is often the villain in my cross talk. They know this.
There is nothing we can do about it.
Everyone knows who he is talking about when he is looking forward to winning awards for acting and looking forward to death when talking about cross talk.
So, I have gotten used to it, and now I am no longer angry. What will he do to you?
That's because you are hot and he wants to ride on your enthusiasm, so if you think this way, there is no need to be too angry.
This shows that this person is very scheming. He knows how to please the audience and talks about cross talk. In fact, it is just to please the audience and make the audience laugh. You don’t care about the high-pressure cross talk and the location of cross talk. You still go against the three customs. How can you be embarrassed?
Speaking of going against the three vulgarities, in fact, you can look for those cross talk jokes that Mr. Lian said and listen to them. It is not an elegant art.
Now it is impossible to bring laughter into the realm of elegant art and to combine it with pianos, cellos, etc.
Crosstalk is originally meant for the common people to listen to. You make this thing very elegant. Is it possible to go to the Vienna Golden Concert Hall to talk about crosstalk? I am just kidding.
Well, elegant laughter and cross talk are the same as literary and artistic films in movies. Literary and artistic films have high-pitched music and low-key music. If you can send literary and artistic films for awards, it’s okay. But if you want to make money, don’t make literary and artistic films. What kind of literary and artistic films should you make?
If it's not good, it will lose everything. Eighty-nine out of ten literary films lose money. The remaining one or two may still have some hope of success, but they won't make any money.
In fact, literary and artistic films are the same as elegant cross talk. If you want to make money, you shouldn’t engage in elegant cross talk. Does that mean it’s for the common people?
That's not for the common people, it's cross talk within the system. Elegant cross talk is actually cross talk within the system. It doesn't matter. To me, the purpose of cameras is to make money, to promote cross talk, and to let the audience go back to the small theater to listen.
Crosstalk, it’s enough for me to be able to do this.
As for the laughter that mainstream business people say I’m talking about, whether it’s an elegant cross talk or a vulgar cross talk, it doesn’t matter, I don’t care.
Anyway, as long as the people are willing to listen to my laughter, that is enough. The people are my food, clothing, and parents. I have taken good care of the people, and everything is fine. If I didn't take good care of the people when I was in school, who would pay for the tickets?
Ah, right? My little theater cross talk is full of pitfalls every day.
This is because people recognize my laughter. Otherwise, you would end up paying money to hear me speak on stage, right?
In fact, if you want to be more liberal, if you want to be more liberal, you won't be so angry. The mainstream reason is that kind of virtue. They have the country's money. Anyway, they have nothing to do and they always have to give it to the country.
An explanation, right? No matter what, it’s actually not easy to be a mainstream man, long live your understanding.”
Will Guo Degang feel happy when he hears that he is so beaten up by mainstream crosstalk actors?
Of course I will be unhappy, but there is no way. It is a tradition of filial piety, and that is how it is when you smash monsters. There is no big or small thing on stage, but rules are set off the stage.
Another thing is that at this time, he wants to jump out and say what the mainstream gentlemen are doing, but there is no way, because the two are in a hostile relationship.
At least so far, it is basically impossible for Guo Degang's cross talk to enter the mainstream sales industry. Ye Ming has already told him that he should work hard for a few years and become better at cross talk. Only then can he be qualified to enter the Spring Festival Gala.
Because by then, if his reputation is so big that even if the mainstream wants to stop him, it will be impossible to stop him, then he will be able to attend the Spring Festival Gala.
In fact, Guo Degang has been working hard for this goal. Although he said that he is not interested in appearing on the Spring Festival Gala, there is no other way. In fact, appearing on the Spring Festival Gala is still the highest goal for an actor.
At least in the eyes of a large number of artists, this is the case, because only by proving yourself at the Spring Festival Gala can you be said to be nationally civilized. Otherwise, even if you have great abilities, you may not be recognized by the national audience.
At this time, the Internet is not yet popular. Although it is a period of rapid development of the Internet, it has just begun to develop. Therefore, under such a situation, mainstream crosstalk still occupies the Spring Festival Gala.
The stage occupies the central position of the national media.
So at this time, attending the Spring Festival Gala is a goal in Guo Degang's mind. At this time, he needs to be more famous.
There is no need to say that he is in a lawsuit with those mainstream actors or something, there is no need for this. Besides, if he opposes He Sansu, even if he is blamed, it will not damage his reputation.
Right? So in a situation like this just now, he really couldn't say anything against it. Now, his main task is to manage the one-third of an acre of land in Beijing in the Beijing Photography City.
Let more people in the capital go to small theaters to listen to cross talk. As for his ultimate goal, one is to attend the Spring Festival Gala, and the other is to perform overseas and perform overseas commercial performances.
But in that kind of relationship, I know very well that if I want to achieve this, I need a higher reputation. Now I am a second-rate star who has not yet reached the peak of the first-rate, so I must find a way to become a first-rate star. This
There is no need to waste time and energy in litigating with mainstream crosstalk actors.
And you may not be able to win until the end of the fight, because in the art of laughter, smashing is a rule, an unspoken rule among peers. Of course, under normal circumstances, if you beat others to beat others, it is because
You have a very good relationship with this colleague.
But if you have a very bad relationship with this colleague, it doesn't matter. You can also use him to make fun of him and oppose He Sansu. The above is aimed at Guo Degang.
Almost everyone who likes to listen to cross talk in the country knows this, so every time I object to bringing Guo Degang over to hang it up, it will make everyone smile.
What's more, at this time, the opposition is still doing poorly on the stage, and the car owner, Mr. Liu, is eating glutinous rice at home.
This is more in line with the psychology of the audience. This group of people just likes to see the misfortune of mainstream cross talk actors.
In fact, those mainstream sales staff are really unlucky. It is impossible that they are all lying to you. The main process staff are all within the system and are paid by the state.
Moreover, there are houses allocated by the state. When people withdraw money, they are actually allocated houses. So, if you think about it, if you have your own house in Beijing, you don’t have to pay back the mortgage. Every time, you will receive benefits from your employer.
, I can still see a few young people from time to time. How miserable are they?
I'm just fooling you by eating glutinous rice. You have a Beijing household registration and a spiritual house. Your children will be able to get into Peking University and Tsinghua University with very low grades in the future. Do you dare to say that people's lives are miserable under such conditions?
Why did that big head leave the Northeast and come to the capital? In fact, a large part of the reason is because it is easier for children to get a good education if they have a household registration in the capital.
At least that's relatively the case.
Is mainstream cross talk miserable? That's impossible. So, what should I say? No matter how miserable mainstream cross talk is, people eat roast duck at home and don't eat bran-fed vegetables at this point.
really.
This point is meant to deceive the common people. Anyway, it can make the common people happy, and it can make the two crosstalkers, Beibu and Sansu, more famous. This is the goal of the opposition.
So when you say what you say, is that what he said? To be honest and joking, in cross talk, those who tell the truth are just deceiving the audience.
Do you take this matter seriously? If you take it seriously, you will be fooled. Lili said a little unhappy at the side: "This is not okay. You see, they are really bullying honest people."
Guo Degang is also a little embarrassed. Can he be considered an honest person?
That's right, that's the impression I give everyone, and my character design is quite successful.
So he said calmly: "Ah, actually, my cross talk talk was harsher than what they said, and my swearing was actually more skillful than theirs. Don't worry, I won't suffer this loss in vain."
, I will get this place back, I can still be bullied in my territory.
Just kidding, girl, you are too naive. So, you are not suitable for the entertainment industry. There is almost no place for you in the entertainment industry. People like you will be heard to have no bones left when they enter the entertainment industry.
So, I advise you not to enter the entertainment industry, just stay on your TV station. Anyway, I am on your TV station, and you are the kind of person who plays the role of a princess.
No one dares to offend you, that's great. If you enter the entertainment industry, you have to become a business, so basically you don't have to do that, it doesn't make any sense.
You will know later that the mainstream crosstalk among crosstalk actors and me, a non-mainstream crosstalk actor, are fighting each other.
As for such a thing, they use me to beat me up, and I let them beat me up. This is all well understood. The key is to see who can't hold on first, so if you can't hold on first, you will jump out and make irresponsible remarks.
, then it falls to the lower level.
Of course, the bosses of the Music Association don't like me. This is normal and everyone knows it. Anyway, they are hurting each other. The country actors in their system are supported by the country and paid by the country, so they don't care about it.
But, I also have an audience now. You know my family, right? My small cross talk theater is also booming. Anyway, I haven’t had to worry about food and drink in the past two years, so I’ll just have fun with them.
As long as it can make everyone pay more attention to improvement, I don't care about this. I guess the boss of the Music Association doesn't care either. Who knows the specifics, maybe it's acting, maybe not.
In fact, he also wanted to use me to hype up cross talk. Of course, he would not like it. This was true. He was hurting me. He was just following the trend. He just looked down on me and refused to let me go to the Spring Festival Gala. In fact, I also knew it.
You should be careful, well, how should I put it, cross talk is very messy, what should I tell you as an outsider? Family scandals should not be made public."
Good guy, at this time, Teacher Yu was sitting aside and almost went crazy with joy. You don’t want to expose your family’s ugliness, so why don’t you say less about those mainstream crosstalk actors in your crosstalk?