Teacher Yu immediately said to the side: "We have all been here since we were eighteen."
Guo Degang then said: "Dear audience friends, here, I am also in the hospital and my brother Baoqiang, haha, may you all be happy and healthy for the rest of your life. Let me be unhappy. As a writer, I have many things of my own.
I want to tell you about my unfortunate past, but I don’t know if you are willing to listen, willing to listen, or willing to listen?”
Teacher Yu said from the side: "Then don't say anything and let everyone choose. You just say what's going on. That's not right."
Teacher Yu was stunned immediately, then stopped Guo Degang and said, "Man, wait a minute, something is wrong with this matter. Didn't the cross talk joke we were talking about today tell me to be happy? Why did it change to say I am a writer?"
Could it be that you got the wrong manuscript today? Whoever prepared the manuscript will be fired when we get back and tell him to get out of here."
Guo Degang laughed, glanced at Teacher Yu and said: "Then do we still have a script for our cross talk? Is there a manuscript? Why don't I know? Teacher Li is also an embarrassing novel, which is true, our cross talk is all made up.
Yes, this paragraph is true."
Lao Guo immediately went on to say: "This is not a joke. I am really a litterateur. I am a litterateur within the system. I have written scripts and books, and I am also a shoemaker."
Teacher Yu immediately took over and said, "You have repaired shoes at Wudaokou. Does that mean you are a member of the association?"
My husband immediately said very unhappily: "I hate it, don't do this, don't take my pain as your happiness, what's wrong with me repairing shoes before?"
I've been with a security guard before. I took off my clothes as a security guard but I didn't take them off. I hit you, believe it or not?
Yes or no?
I have indeed written poems, so I will write one for you today. I look forward to the spring in the cold winter, and look forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night."
In fact, the first few sentences of these eight hopes, to be precise, the first seven sentences are just foreshadowing.
Generally speaking, the head, neck, and tail are written in a progressive relationship, but this is not the case in this poem, Ba Pan.
Ba Pan is quite special. After all, it is not a poem in the true sense. It can be regarded as a limerick at most.
But even if it is a limerick, it can actually compete with the famous limerick written by Zhang Dayou. In fact, it relies on the last sentence, saying that cross talk is looking forward to death.
This last sentence is the finishing touch.
If there is no such sentence, then this poem can be regarded as a ridicule at best, without any great hope. But the last sentence is a kind of courage that the golden monkey rises up and the Yuyu clarifies thousands of miles.
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You must know that at that time, Lao Guo was almost single-handedly responsible for blocking and attacking the entire cross talk industry. In fact, it was benevolent to remain neutral and not slander Guo Degang in the cross talk industry at that time.
As for those who offered help in times of need to support Guo Degang, there were only a handful of them. So this last sentence was the real finishing touch.
Mr. Lu's role on the stage was to stop Guo Degang who was driving. Anyway, if Guo Degang wanted to say something radical, Yu Qian'er would stop him at the appropriate time.
For example, this time, I had to stop them in a hurry before, but the last sentence, to be honest, it was a colleague, had already been said, and Teacher Yu felt pity on the side: "Look, I am hurrying and taking my time.
He didn't stop the words, but he still said them.
Do you know that what you said will offend people?"
Guo Degang said without hesitation: "Brother, you said I would never offend others. Even if I don't say this, I will still offend them. Why don't you say it happily?
Why are they all happy and I'm not happy? Now that I'm happy, they won't be so happy.
Teacher Yu talked about feelings in the evening. Now you are happy, but you have offended someone again. You are the only one who is going to the Spring Festival Gala, so go ahead and have fun."
This is just a joke on Guo Degang. In fact, Guo Degang is also the principal who often says, "Who cares about going to the Spring Festival Gala?" But, in fact, he likes to go to the Spring Festival Gala very much.
It is estimated that one of the goals of any literary and artistic worker is to attend the Spring Festival Gala. Do you think that your singing can improve your reputation?
At that time, the wages in the factory will also increase, and at least when the performance is on, the value will increase a lot.
This is also a key reason why many actors, entertainers, etc. want to do everything possible to achieve their full potential.
Of course, there are some big stars who no longer need the Spring Festival Gala to enhance their reputation. For example, if Ye Ming goes or not, it will not have much impact on his reputation.
Therefore, at this time, Ye Ming's attitude towards the Spring Festival Gala is that it doesn't matter if you can't go. If you can catch up on the time, you can go.
If you really can't make up the time, there's nothing you can do. Then again, the programs in the Spring Festival Gala are usually occupied by some cross talkers from the Spring Festival Gala.
At this time, it is indeed impossible for Lao Guo to go to the Spring Festival Gala.
Therefore, in cross talk, he would sometimes run against his peers, and the last sentence was to judge that he was a peer.
What does this mean? Anyway, people who understand will understand after hearing it. People who don’t understand don’t actually need to understand it. Next, Lao Guo started to say I want to be happy amidst everyone’s laughter.
Already.
Although Guo Degang said in the cross talk that I want to be happy, it's quite cool. However, if you actually go through that period of life, you won't feel happy anymore.
Guo Degang remembered that when he performed in Beijing, he walked home from the performance venue at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. There was not even a bus. He had to walk home. If he was not a Beipiao, he would never feel the sadness at that time.
"I want happiness" is not Guo Degang's most classic laugh joke, but it is definitely one that can be ranked in the top 10.
The biting sarcasm in it makes people smile knowingly after hearing it. It's almost just a few sentences, a baggage, a few sentences, a baggage, very, very dense.
Especially if you put this kind of cross talk in a small theater or commercial performance, it would be absolutely hilarious.
However, the cross talk was not finished because something happened in the audience. At this time, Lili walked up quickly, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian were stunned.
Under normal circumstances, when an actor is performing on stage, even if the host has not finished the performance, he is generally not allowed to come on stage to disturb him.
The drama is as big as the sky, it has been like this since ancient times.
This is a rule on the stage, and it is out of respect for art. Although Lili is just a news program host on Dahe City TV station, she is also a host after all, and she can be regarded as half of the circle.
Are people right?
So a rule like this last time should be very clear. Here I said that you came up halfway through the cross talk. You see, you can't break the rules.
That's why the two of them were stunned, shouldn't they?
Guo Degang was also full of doubts and puzzled.
Ordinarily, although Lili Lisa is a newcomer, she should not make such a mistake. However, after all, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are punching in the cross talk, and their ability to adapt to changes is quite powerful.
So at this time, Teacher Guo immediately said: "Did you see that? This is the person who hit me with a shoe when I was listening to the symphony that day. Today he came to me asking for shoes."
I don't want you to be late. Where are your shoes? I have thrown them away. I guess you can get the heels back by going to Han Wukong. These are your lady's shoes and they are not suitable for me to wear.
,right?"
At this time, there must be a problem with the interest rate, and it is definitely not an ordinary problem. The audience at the scene was even more happy.
As a result, at this time, Li Zi said a little seriously: "Teacher Gu, let's stop for a moment. There is a problem in the audience. There is an audience member who says he is about to give birth."
At this time, Guo Degang's eyes widened.
He looked stunned for two seconds with an unconfident expression, and then said with an aggrieved look: "There is a person who is going to have a baby. Do you know what this has to do with me? This is my first time coming to Dahe City. Let me make it clear first. I am definitely the first."
Come again.
Whether it's public or private, this is my first time, and it's the first time in my life that I'm here, so the birth of a child has nothing to do with me. I won't take the blame."
The audience in the audience was even more happy now.
Lili immediately said: "Ah, this is not the case, Teacher Guo. There is really a pregnant woman in the audience who heard your laughter. It turned out to be so funny that she seemed to be giving birth. So, let's stop temporarily.
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Let’s deal with this matter first.”
No matter how you put it, although this is a small performance accident, it cannot be regarded as a performance accident, it can only be regarded as a coincidence.
Until this time, Guo De had just decided that Lili was not suitable for him to joke about. There was really a pregnant woman under the stage at his place, and she was about to give birth to a baby.
So when it happened, Guo Degang didn't care about the rules at this time and jumped directly from the stage.
It’s not just a look. There is a group of people surrounding the place on the left. It really seems like something is going on. The security guards have come over and opened a human wall.
At this time, Guo Degang put aside the crowd and gave way. The security guard also made way for Guo Degang.
At this time, there is nothing wrong with the teacher. The teacher used to do this very well.
If there are some opportunities to shine, if there are some opportunities to express one's own presence, Guo Degang must come forward, because Guo Degang is the main star.
So, he first hid himself in the crowd, because this was an opportunity to show off, so he couldn't steal Guo Degang's opportunity to show off.
Sure enough, I saw a woman wearing a white maternity dress with a big belly, half lying on a chair, and making bursts of noise.
When Guo Degang saw this situation, he hesitated for a moment, and then said: "What are you talking about? You are still here to listen to cross talk even though you are several months pregnant. I have to say that you are really a man."
A middle-aged woman who was slightly older and somewhat similar to this pregnant woman project was surprised when she saw Guo Degang coming over. She took the words and said, "If it were my daughter, she would have been pregnant for more than half a month."
It's been 9 months. He didn't just follow you after hearing that you were here today to talk about cross talk. He is your fan, and now he just listens to your cross talk to eliminate the anxious feeling in his heart.
This is not something that happened just by listening to it today."
Guo Degang laughed loudly and said, "What's the matter? Our people on the plane have already called for an ambulance. Today, we have three ambulances outside. Two of them left just now. Why don't we pay for it?"
Is there one left?
Just call people over."
The doctor has already brought him to his home, two doctors and a nurse.
Or under normal circumstances, in this case, one doctor and one nurse are enough. However, the organizing committee made an unexpected announcement, so when it came to inviting two doctors and one nurse,
, and besides, it is easier for two male doctors to lift the stand, so this is not really used.
At this time, Guo Degang was still standing aside and said: "Mom-to-be, look at this matter, it seems that this matter is my responsibility.
Do you think this is my responsibility? This is not my responsibility at all.
But if you want to say that I am not responsible for this, I am somewhat responsible, and Teacher Yu and I are somewhat responsible."
This is not just a cross talk, this is what really happened. A pregnant woman was about to give birth.
But Guo Degang was still able to find the baggage and shake it out.
Of course, this is also because pregnant women are his fans, otherwise, this burden may not be able to shake off the sound.
Pregnant women are actually experiencing pain and happiness at this time.
Although Guo Degang made a joke, it can be regarded as diverting the attention of the pregnant woman.
At this time, the doctor on site did a simple examination and then said that he needed to be sent to the hospital, as he was probably about to give birth.
This is a great joy.
Guo Degang quickly stepped aside.
Then he said: "Don't worry, mom-to-be, I have something to deal with right now. I have to host a show after talking about cross talk. After all, you can't do anything if you don't work if you take money from others."
No, I didn’t get any money this time, but I can’t just give up.
After all, this is a meeting invited by my brother Baoqiang, otherwise, this is better, I can't leave now, you can go your own way."
While talking, the pregnant woman was already carried into the safe passage by two security guards. She needed to go to the hospital immediately.
Guo Degang followed behind and said: "I will go see you after the performance, just wait."
Teacher Yu pulled Guo Degang and said, "Come on, come on, besides, my husband is here with a knife."
After Guo De just got on the stage, he continued to joke about this matter and said: "Look at the fuss about this matter, it's about to happen as soon as people talk.
Is it possible that if I write my cross talk clearly in the future, pregnant women can’t come to listen?
Or should I be like you guys and ask for an ambulance to wait outside during the show?
We don’t have any extra money to hire an ambulance. He’s so rich.”