Chapter 73 Don't call me, it won't work unless the flower shakes me!
"Tons, tons, tons! tons, tons, tons! mua~"
"Taoist Master, please come!"
"Okay!"
"As expected of Shu Mountain, I've heard before that you are under the sacred tree, the closest to the divine world. I didn't expect that you still have this kind of craftsmanship, mua"
"It's all for the service of heaven, for the service of heaven..."
The first online pub in the God Realm has achieved great success.
Don't look down on all the gods. Perhaps existences like the Emperor Fuxi and the Nine Heavens Xuannv have been separated from ordinary emotions, but most of the gods still have seven emotions and six desires.
Such as Fei Peng, such as Xiyao.
The Heavenly Soldiers are originally at the bottom of the God Clan, and their lives are extremely monotonous and lonely.
No marriage is allowed, no children are allowed, except for patrol training, which is patrol training.
There are no entertainment activities of any kind.
It is no exaggeration to say that robots are better off than the heavenly soldiers. After all, robots can still fight for free~
Under such circumstances, the emergence of online taverns is simply like meeting an old friend in a foreign land, meeting the rain after a long drought, being named on the gold medal list, and having a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room...
That last metaphor is a bit too much, but no matter what, this is the place of dreams.
The wine is delicious and the bartender is talented. I really like this place!
As a result, the progress was extremely smooth. One after another, the heavenly soldiers rushed over, took more and more fine wines mixed with water from the hands of the "Five Bartenders of Shushan", and shouted loudly.
The lights in the tavern keep changing and getting more and more exciting, and there are rhythmic music playing in the demon space, such as "Sukabule", "If I were a Taoist priest, would you still love me?", "Just be together."
Who made us meet?"...
The Evil Sword Immortal was confused when he heard this. He didn't quite understand why his evil thoughts knew so much. He had already decided to search more memories in the future to enrich his knowledge reserve.
Tianbing didn't understand even more, but music has no borders. They first carried two wine bottles and shook them to the rhythm, then some squatted down, kicked out with their legs staggered, and started to circle around the central bar, while others started to sing.
Applause.
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The whole atmosphere was completely excited, the demons in the divine world were dancing wildly, and the scene was extremely shocking.
And in the hearts of these heavenly soldiers, the divine figures holding wine gourds and drinking wine settled in them and quickly became solid.
Dionysian belief.
Huang Shang saw the silk threads wrapping around the Dionysus behind him, and felt a different kind of spiritual energy rushing in like a torrent.
He was filled with admiration in his heart.
The gods certainly don’t know how pure and strong their faith is!
These two words often cannot coexist.
Purity often means small quantity. For example, in the previous Dionysus, only Huang Shang thought about it. It was indeed very pure, but it was no different from the incarnation outside the body.
And richness means large numbers. For example, the literary spirit used by Huang Shang Wen Quxing, as long as anyone who is a scholar has faith in it, is majestic and endless throughout the dynasties, but the thoughts are inevitably messy.
Today's heavenly soldiers take care of both.
It is so huge, so pure, with only love and expectation, no dark and evil thoughts.
"The pure-hearted and ascetic gods are truly a treasure of faith!"
After admiring it, Huang Shang began to use the power of these beliefs to brew more wine and analyze the structure of the heavenly soldiers.
Soon he discovered that he had fallen into a misunderstanding.
The Heavenly Soldiers are not standard gods. They were not created by Fuxi himself, but were created by the second and third batches of gods.
Therefore, his divine power is thin and his strength is at the four-star level.
It's lower than I thought, which is amazing.
The creations of the gods and demons in the main temple can never break through the four-star barrier, otherwise millions of high-star creations would have long ago flooded the heavens.
Of course, the creation power of the gods and demons in the main temple is limited to three stars, but they can easily raise millions of soldiers, and the number of heavenly soldiers in the entire heaven has only been accumulated to 300,000 so far.
These 300,000 four-star beings would undoubtedly crush millions of three-stars. If it weren't for the problem with the sacred tree, Fuxi would be commanding three great generals, thirty-six war gods, seventy-two star officials and three hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.
, the legions led by the three gods and demons outside have long been beaten away.
Don't forget, the God Realm is so powerful that the demons who can compete with the God Realm will not be weak.
It's a pity that most of the gods are sleeping now, while the demons are killing each other.
"It doesn't matter if you fall asleep, just use this special way to support the world!"
Huang Shang began to absorb the power of faith and strengthen the Dionysus.
Soon, the outline of Dionysus became clearer and clearer, especially the wine gourd surrounding it. It was heavy and round, and it was full of fine wine, suitable for different races and different tastes.
When the online tavern opened in full swing, more and more heavenly soldiers joined in. In the barracks, the God of War slowly opened his eyes, got up and started patrolling.
This god of war, named Maotai, was indeed injured in a confrontation with the demons. Due to the sacred tree, the bloody handprints on his chest could not be removed after a long period of time. They were all suppressed by divine power.
This left him with no choice but to take care of himself and it was difficult to maintain the status of monitoring the camp. It was only then that he felt something was wrong.
Because these subordinates no longer sleep with their arms close to their waists and legs, but with their arms spread out, their faces rosy, and their mouths muttering, but there is no sign of being hurt.
The symptoms are very strange.
"wake up!"
Maotai couldn't understand, so he randomly selected a heavenly soldier and slapped him awake.
The heavenly soldier was singing "Love River" with his arms around a colleague. He was suddenly dragged back to reality. He was very unhappy. But when he opened his eyes, he saw the big face of his leader filling his eyes. He was startled and hurriedly knelt down: "
My God!"
Maotai raised his hand: "Excuse me, tell me, what happened?"
He is a god created by Fuxi. He acts and speaks in a precise manner. Even if he is seriously injured, he is extremely majestic.
Normally, the Heavenly Soldier wouldn't even dare to hide how long he had been holding up a pillar in the sky in the morning, but at this time, his belief in Dionysus made him say without blushing, "Tell God, I'm sleeping, nothing happened."
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Maotai looked at him and found that this heavenly soldier was full of strength, his breath was stable, and there was indeed no sign of injury.
Not only was he not injured, but when he woke up and breathed in the spiritual energy, he felt even stronger.
The spiritual energy lingering in all directions suddenly rolled back into the body of the heavenly soldier in a vortex, and Maotai had to wave his hand: "Go to sleep!"
"yes!"
Normally, when the Heavenly Soldiers were put to sleep, their eyes would definitely be filled with sadness, nostalgia and reluctance. But now, the Heavenly Soldiers immediately put their legs together, performed a military salute, and then made a pia.
He fell onto the cloud bed and fell asleep within a second.
Sleeps faster than a chicken.
"There must be something fishy in it!"
Maotai's eyes narrowed, but he turned around silently, returned to the place where he originally healed his wounds, and sat down.
It seemed that he was unaware of anything, but in fact his shadow fluctuated slightly, and a divine shadow quietly attached itself to the heavenly soldier who was sleeping in a normal posture, waiting for the change to come.
As a Martial God with extremely rich combat experience, how could he not know how to adapt?
"Did this God of War discover something?"
Although Xie Jianxian was busy mixing drinks, his attention was also on Maotai.
"It doesn't matter, just let Xiaoxie go in!"
Huang Shangze smiled, already aware of the other party's trap.
Under his guidance, Soul Clan No. 1 Xiao Xie skillfully bypassed the heavenly soldiers possessed by Maotai and pulled the other heavenly soldiers into the online tavern one by one.
One day, two days, three days...
Finally, 7,999 of the eight thousand heavenly soldiers in this military camp converted to Dionysus, and the last remaining one was currently possessed by Maotai.
This person is very patient, but he does not just cling to a heavenly soldier, but constantly moves around, waiting for the enemy to fall into his trap.
However, after waiting for three days, all his men had surrendered to the enemy, and he was the only one who was still pretending to be asleep.
The calm and standard sleeping posture was in sharp contrast to the surrounding heavenly soldiers who were eager to sing and dance.
"Shall we go to another military camp?"
The Jiujianxian looked at his prosperous and trance-like tavern, with a sense of accomplishment in his heart, but he did not lose his vigilance: "The Martial God is difficult to deal with. First capture the 300,000 heavenly soldiers, and then deal with the Martial God and the Star Officials."
"It's a good idea to defeat them one by one, but don't treat the Gods as fools."
Huang Shang shook his head and disagreed with this plan.
Although the previous heavenly soldiers kept the secret, it was without Maotai's full force. After all, he didn't understand what happened, and his reaction was not big when he was injured. In another military camp, there
The response to the Martial God may be quite different, not to mention the Star Officer who is good at formations and restraints.
We must not be afraid of difficulties. We must completely conquer this military camp before conquering the next one.
"Okay! Then I'll get ready!"
The Evil Sword Immortal did not play devil's advocate this time, showing determination. The five elders of Shushan who were killed by Feng Ping spun their hands crazily, causing wave after wave of heat waves, causing the heavenly soldiers to applaud crazily.
Huang Shang used the power of the God of Dionysus and rushed directly towards the God of War Maotai.
Whoosh!
In silence, Maotai's eyes flashed and he came to a space that he had never seen before.
The lights were swaying wildly, blinding the eyes, the screams and cheers were deafening, and he stared blankly at his men, holding their hands high, jumping around, and shouting wildly.
"Demon?"
This scene made him think of the evil demons for the first time.
My subordinates are usually strict and well-behaved. They would not do such a thing. They must have been bewitched by the demons.
I didn't expect that those demons with thick eyebrows and big eyes would no longer attack on the surface, but they would use such despicable methods behind the scenes!
Maotai was angry and wary at the same time, so he squeezed in through the gap.
He wanted to see which of the eight demon clans could pass through the seal of the Well of Gods and Demons and sneak in without anyone noticing.
"Ouch!"
"Who bumped into me!"
"You know who I am..."
Due to his ordinary appearance as a heavenly soldier, Maotai didn't attract any attention, but he didn't receive any preferential treatment either. He was kicked, pushed, and poured with liquids all the way, and he finally made it to the inner circle.
He looked up and saw five sturdy old Taoists with waists like willows swinging back and forth, holding a gourd in each hand, and the wine poured down like a waterfall.
“Wuhu!!!”
The heavenly soldiers gathered around stood on the round platform with one hand, and raised the cup high with the other hand. When the wine was full, they cheered loudly, touched the rim of the empty cup, and lowered their hands, tons, tons, tons.
It poured down into the ground and made a hearty cry.
Not every heavenly soldier is waiting for a drink, some are swaying like the old Taoist, with their hands together and raised above their heads, turning their left hand upwards, turning their right hands downwards, and then turning their left hands from the inside to the outside.
Turn your right hand outward and repeat it, just like a flower blooming, and the wine flows in the "petals" of these flowers, and the aroma of the wine becomes more and more intense.
It can be seen that these heavenly soldiers are not very skilled yet, because the wine often spills and sprays everywhere.
"Magic power!"
Maotai was very solemn. Even though he was staggering due to being squeezed, he moved to the side of the strangely moving heavenly soldiers and asked, "What are you practicing?"
That day, the soldier's face was flushed and he laughed loudly: "Don't call me, there will be no result, unless you shake me!"
Many question marks appeared on Maotai's head.
"Don't call me, it won't work, unless you shake me with your hand." Which demon clan's magic skill is this?
Are all the demon clan's current techniques so fancy, that they actually have such long names?
Maotai lowered his head slightly, covering his solemn gaze, and then made a difficult decision.
If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's cubs. He also needs to learn this kind of magic skill and find out who is leading the army to attack the God Realm this time!
Demon Zunzhenglou has already set out to conquer the outside world, and the major demon generals under his command are following him. It is said that the remaining eight tribes are also fighting each other in a harsh environment. Now the other side suddenly invades. Only by determining which tribe it is can the God Realm designate
The plan is whether it is pure defense or defensive counterattack.
Maotai has this confidence. Due to being injured by the blood devil's claws, he has conducted in-depth research on the devil's energy in these long years. As long as he can learn the basics, he is guaranteed to be able to determine its origin.
As a result, Maotai's divine power spread quietly, grafted onto those heavenly soldiers, and began to learn secretly.
Put your wrists together, first wrap your hands around each other clockwise, then flip it over, wrap the backs of your hands around each other, and then gradually speed up...
As a god of war, it goes without saying that he has talent, and it is not worth mentioning to learn superficial movements, but the inner core is related to the belief in Dionysus, so it is not that simple to shake the water to produce water.
Fortunately, Maotai was extraordinary after all. His movements became more and more smooth and skillful, and finally he stood out from the crowd and became the most handsome boy in the audience.
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"Ohhhhhhh!"
There were cheers one after another from all around, and the other two heavenly soldiers with the smoothest movements guarded the left and right, and the three gods swayed in sync.
Maotai endured the humiliation, swayed his body, and sang together: "If you had to do it all over again, would you be lonely? Wine makes God happy, and it also brings liveliness..."