Chapter 66 Immortal: How is my horse? Bi Ma Wen: Your horse is dead!
"Angel, come in!"
Under the eager gazes of the four generals and the strange looks of the monkeys, the Taibai Venus entered the Water Curtain Cave.
They saw that the cave was full of demons, with demon kings standing in wait, and a demon saint sitting upright. In the middle, the Monkey King looked down at him, wearing a bright golden armor and a golden crown on his head.
It's not an adjective, there are two monkeys behind it, each holding a banner with these two sentences written on it.
Seeing the arrival of the angel, many monkeys immediately tapped the sticks in their hands, banging them on the ground, and then shouted: "Who is the holy one in the hall? Tell me your name!"
Taibai Jinxing knew that this was a show of force from the demon clan, but he was not angry: "Western Taibaijinxing, with the imperial edict of the Jade Emperor to summon the Monkey King to heaven."
“Why God?”
Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard and smiled: "I have been promoted to the position of high-ranking heavenly immortal, and am listed among the treasures of the Cloud Class!"
There was a commotion in the cave.
This guy actually dares to read poetry?
No, is this guy actually promised to be an immortal?
For the little demon, he is naturally envious of the weather in the heaven. I heard that there are many demons in the twenty-eight constellations. Although they are not ancient demons, they are the first batch of demons who have successfully cultivated after the establishment of the Three Realms.
God promises you a high position.
See what this means, now it’s the king’s turn!
Seeing the envy of all the monsters, the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle said: "There are many officials in every palace and palace in the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor summoned my brother to heaven. Which official are you going to reward?"
Immortals and gods are not like mortals, who retire after working until they are fifty or sixty years old. They have always occupied their positions, so the scale is getting bigger and bigger, and the system is getting more and more bloated.
If the Monkey King went to heaven, it would obviously not be easy to reward him. After all, he not only had no merit, but also committed crimes.
Taibai Jinxing replied: "Every official position is given from a humble place to a high level. The Monkey King goes to heaven, and regardless of his rank, his immortal name will be immortalized forever, and he will not fall into reincarnation for eternity. Is this the truth?"
Translation: It’s good to have a staff. Once you join the system, you can be promoted slowly!
The kings asked some more questions, and Taibai Jinxing fought with the monsters without any confusion. It was obvious at a glance that he had accumulated rich experience in recruiting security.
Soon, the atmosphere became friendly.
Both parties got what they wanted.
The "Monkey King" looked to the left and right, and told the four generals: "Teach your children and grandchildren, and I will wait until my grandson goes to heaven to see the road, so that I can take everyone up there to live together!"
"The king is wise! The king is wise!"
The monkeys cheered, and the Monkey King nodded to the brothers again, and after making a secret look, he and the Taibai Venus rose up into the clouds, rose into the sky, and headed towards the heaven.
"Somersault Cloud! Come!"
As a six-eared macaque, not only the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, but also the super-running Somersault Cloud must be prepared. Huang Shang turned over at this time, and the Somersault Cloud rushed over happily, and was directly ridden up, turning into a gust of wind and heading towards
Fly away to heaven.
"Monkey King, wait...wait...q..."
This speed was beyond what Taibaijinxing could catch up with. In a moment, he left the old man behind and arrived outside the Nantian Gate first.
Then, a familiar figure appeared.
Wearing a dragon helmet and armor, he catches a red dragon in his right hand and does not know what he is doing with his left hand. He is majestic and majestic. Behind him, he is guarding the Tianmen with a spear, sword, and halberd.
King Guangmu shouted: "Stop, this is the South Gate of Heaven, you monster monkey, where are you going?"
Huang Shang laughed: "The Jade Emperor invited me to come up, so I am going to the Lingxiao Palace!"
The eyes of the Guangmu Heavenly King flickered slightly, and he said coldly: "Monkeys in the lower realms don't know their dignity and inferiority. How can the Lingxiao Palace be the place where you come just as you say?"
This is a show of force.
The Dragon King and the King of Hell jointly submitted a petition to denounce the wild monkeys. The matter has reached the ears of the four heavenly kings, and it is not a small matter for Taibai Jinxing to propose a move.
But so what?
This is heaven!
They are the divine generals who guard the Tianmen. This kind of demonic monkey from the lower realm relies on its supernatural power to make trouble. No matter how perverse they are, they have to lower their heads when they get here!
"Hey!"
Huang Shang had already noticed that the Four Heavenly Kings were jumping left and right, so he didn't say anything nonsense, just tilted his ears, and the iron soldiers flew out from it, circling and getting bigger.
When he explored it with his right hand, it was already a Ruyi golden cudgel that shook the heavens and the earth. It was so lifelike that even Dayu could hardly distinguish it. Only Laojun, the refiner, could detect some abnormalities.
Of course, for the Guangmu Heavenly King and the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, they are both big and thick sticks that cannot be messed with.
Bang!
Raising the stick high, it directly broke through the clouds in the sky and greeted them head-to-head.
"How dare you, monkey!"
The King of Guangmu was shocked. He never expected that this monkey would be so unruly and would hit him whenever he asked. He hurriedly shook the red dragon in his hand. The dragon's body instantly stiffened and turned into a red dragon sword, heading towards the golden cudgel.
.
He was experienced in many battles. He had conquered many demon clans in the early days of the Heavenly Kingdom. He had real skills under his command. Even if he was caught off guard, he still used seven or eight percent of his strength.
But at the moment when the two divine weapons collided, the overwhelming power fell, and King Guangmu found that nothing could be done.
The Red Dragon Sword collapsed and flew straight away, and King Guangmu was also whipped into the air. He couldn't even control his body. He crashed into dozens of heavenly soldiers, and together they became a rolling gourd, sweeping the ground in all their majesty.
The remaining power of the golden cudgel continued, and it swirled around, sweeping away all the heavenly soldiers like bowling balls.
But at this moment, the Nantian Gate shook slightly, and a huge force surged out of the void and suppressed it.
Huang Shang's shoulders sank, as if Newton had suddenly been resurrected in this world. He felt gravity and could no longer fly at will.
At the same time, those heavenly soldiers and generals got up again and formed a military formation.
Huang Shang's eyes narrowed: "It's interesting!"
King Guangmu held up his crooked helmet, then looked at the φ(◎ロ◎;)φ red dragon, and shouted coldly: "I have this general here, so the monster monkeys must not be presumptuous. I am with the Nantianmen...
"
Before the slogan was finished, Taibai Jinxing's call came from the distance: "Slow down! Slow down!"
The old man tried his best to push Teng Yun underneath, and the motorcycle was lurching, hurrying and slowing, and finally arrived. He saw at a glance that the Monkey King was about to hammer down the Nantian Gate, and he quickly stopped him.
"Jinxing, this monster monkey is too presumptuous!"
"Oh, why should the king of heaven be the same as him? Forget it!"
"Forget it, just for Venus' sake!"
The above is the sound transmission. King Guangmu took steps, gathered his soldiers, glared at Huang Shang fiercely, and retreated to the side.
Huang Shang put Sui Xin's iron soldier on his shoulder and looked at these scum with disdain.
"The power of heaven is indeed powerful!"
In fact, he was still very serious in his heart.
A glimpse of the leopard shows that Nantianmen is also an important place in Heaven. From King Guangmu and his soldiers, we can see the strength of Heaven to a certain extent. We can measure the gap between ourselves and Heaven in the realm of Demon Saint.
The truth is...
Very small.
Regardless of other considerations, purely based on combat effectiveness, if he showed his true skills, he would have no problem breaking through the Four Heavenly Gates.
But it is not easy to beat the four guards into pieces. The normal development is that even if you break into the heaven, there will be a large group of pursuers behind you.
These pursuers will go all the way outside the Lingxiao Palace, and together with the various gods and gods, it will be impossible to break into the Lingxiao Palace, at least now.
Not to mention that after entering, you have to face the Jade Emperor who has lived for 228,000,000 years.
As soon as he thought about it, he put it down for the time being, and Huang Shang shouted to Taibai Jinxing: "You old man, you are so deceitful. If you say you are here to invite people with the Jade Emperor's decree to recruit people, how can you teach people to use knives and guns to block the door?
"
Taibai Jinxing was good-tempered when faced with the first complaint against the evildoer. The main reason was that he did not want his recruitment achievements to be wasted. He smiled and said: "Your Majesty, please calm down. I have never met you. How can I let you in when I see you?"
I have received the Great Heavenly Lord, bestowed upon you the immortal urn, and given my official title. I will then follow you in and out."
As he said that, he took a photo of the Nantian Gate and said, "In accordance with the Jade Emperor's imperial edict, I declare that the immortals from the lower realms are here to visit you."
The Nantian Gate shook, and the pressure just dissipated. Huang Shang and Taibai Jinxing passed through and officially entered the heaven.
It's still the same place. After all, it's been several years in the lower realm and a few days in the heaven. It's impossible to do any projects, but the mentality is different.
Last time it was brought up as a tribute, this time it was brought up as Song Jiang, the level suddenly...
became lower.
But thinking on the bright side, he was finally able to speak.
While leading the way, Taibai Jinxing observed Huang Shang's expression, and saw that there was one part yearning, three parts shock, five parts emotion, and seven parts heroism between his brows. He was quite satisfied. He stroked his beard and said with a smile: "I have thirty-three seats in heaven.
The Heavenly Palace, the seventy-two-layered treasure hall, the so-called golden bell strikes, the three Cao gods enter the Danqi, and the heavenly drum beats, the king of all saints comes to visit the Jade Emperor!"
Huang Shang nodded and commented: "It is indeed made of golden light rolling in red, thousands of auspicious energy spraying purple mist, green and dark glaze, and bright and clear gems and jade..."
He had carried the cheat sheet in his hand early, but it was a poem written by Lingming Stone Monkey for him.
This is the quality of an undercover agent. All factors must be taken into consideration.
I took a glance at it before and had an idea in my mind. Now I kept talking and chanted for half an hour, which made Taibai Jinxing even look at me with admiration.
This monkey is literate!
Halfway through the poem, he arrived at the Lingxiao Palace. Huang Shang had no choice but to put away the cheat sheet and step in. He saw under the purple and bright golden gourd roof, a concubine hanging a fan from her palm and a jade girl holding an immortal.
The Jade Emperor sat in the center and was worshiped by the immortals.
Taibai Jinxing went to the prelude and said: "I accept the imperial edict and have announced that the Monkey King from the lower realm has arrived."
The Jade Emperor lowered the curtain and asked, "Which one is the Monkey King?"
Huang Shang looked at the Jade Emperor carefully.
The last time he listened to the Dharma, he felt that the Jade Emperor's inner being was like a golden ocean, boundless and encompassing the three realms. There was an island faintly in the center of the ocean, and it was like a pillar, reaching to the sky and the earth.
The key is that you can hear what's happening on the sea surface, but it's hard to find out what's going on under the sea, whether it's just the tip of the iceberg.
But this time when I looked at the Jade Emperor with my eyes, I found that he was a majestic and solemn middle-aged man, with a thin layer of golden flame covering his whole body.
This is not some body-protecting divine light, but the power of rank.
The infinite Tao is unbreakable for all eons.
When facing Tathagata Buddha, both sides at least have a contest of supernatural powers. When facing the Jade Emperor, they are facing off against the spokespersons of the entire heaven and earth and the three realms. Without the ability to break heaven and earth, they will never be able to shake this layer of golden light.
Of course, in the eyes of the gods and gods, this was the reaction of a country bumpkin when he saw the emperor. However, this guy had an arrogant attitude. After looking at him for a long time, he did not kneel down or bow, and responded: "That's the old Sun."
The faces of the immortals changed, and they immediately shouted: "Why don't you quickly bow down and see this wild monkey?"
Huang Shangli ignored it.
It was like this throughout history. When the emperor saw him, he would never bow to him. He would stand upright and wish he could ride a horse in the imperial city. But when the emperor saw it, hey, this was so rare, he immediately aroused his interest, and after he was accepted... he was accepted as a close minister!
It's a pity that the plot didn't unfold like this. The Jade Emperor thought that the monkey was very naive, so he didn't care at all: "The demon immortal from the lower world, when he first got a human body, didn't know the court etiquette, and forgive him for his sin, how can the civil and military immortals have less official positions?"
The immortals calculated the number of staff under their command and immediately shut up.
It’s too late to open the back door, so give it to this monkey? Stop joking!
After a moment of silence, Wu Quxingjun came out and started to play: "Reporting to Your Majesty, the Royal Horse Prison lacks a person to take charge of the main hall..."
As soon as these words came out, Taibai Jinxing's face changed slightly.
He had promised before that he would be promoted in the future. Although it was empty talk, he would not use Bi Mawen to send others away!
This monkey is not someone to be trifled with. The lower world has a good atmosphere, and the upper world beats the guard of Nantianmen to pieces. The key is that the level of poetry is still high.
If you really get angry, you will be in trouble.
The position of Bi Ma Wen is a low-level official who specializes in raising horses for the immortals. If the horses are well raised, they can only praise them a few words. If they are not well raised, they will be criticized immediately.
The monkey is unruly and unruly. How can he be willing to suffer a loss? It is too much to not even give him a piece of face.
In view of this, Taibai Jinxing stepped forward, and just as he was about to say more, King Li Tianwang of Tota had already taken the lead and stepped forward to report: "Your Majesty, the Royal Horse Supervisor raises Tianma and has a heavy responsibility in the heaven. It is very inappropriate to be left vacant for a long time!"
This was a double act, bullying the demon monkeys in the lower world without knowing their official status, but Wuqu Xingjun and Tota King said it at the same time, and the Jade Emperor naturally passed on the decree: "Then be a Bima Wen!"
All the ministers were satisfied, and Taibai Jinxing sighed secretly. Officer Mu Dexing was assigned to send Huang Shang to the Royal Horse Supervisor to take up his post.
Huang Shang watched with cold eyes.
Just looking at Bi Mawen's position, the Jade Emperor obviously didn't care, but the civil and military officials were dissatisfied with him. Taibai Jinxing was willing to help, but he couldn't compare to King Tota. After a small competition, he still became the most unfavorable person.
A high-ranking official.
Bi Mawen...
OK!
We'll see!
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After leaving the Lingxiao Palace, Officer Mu Dexing led the way to the northwest.
Passing through the thirty-three heavenly palaces and the seventy-two treasure palaces along the way, the people living here are basically powerful people and relatives of powerful disciples. They have profound backgrounds and Taoism. Ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals are not qualified to be among them.
The Royal Horse Prison is the edge of the heaven. When you enter the prison, there are prison letters, deputy supervisors, bookkeepers, and warriors standing on the ground, waving little red flags, waiting for the leaders to inspect.
Official Mu Dexing kept a straight face throughout the whole process and had no communication along the way. He obviously didn't like Bi Mawen, but he was still fulfilling his official duties. When it came to the official handover, he coughed lightly and said: "Let me just say three points...
"
Three hours later, Officer Mu Dexing left, and a group of petty officials came up to wake Huang Shang up. They all greeted Huang Shang and introduced themselves.
Huang Shang looked at them, looking at the compliments on the surface but the trepidation on the inside, it was obvious that he did not expect that a monstrous monkey with a rough face and a loud mouth would become his boss.
Huang Shang was very clear about the thoughts of these minor officials, so he did not bother to comfort him and went straight to the point: "Who is the most proficient in the affairs of this supervisor?"
The supervisor and the deputy looked at each other and took a step back with the warriors, invisibly highlighting the earth god.
The Earth God was hunched over and was used to taking the blame. He smiled dryly and said, "Sir, I'm more familiar with this."
"Then introduce me to him!"
Next, under the leadership of the Earth God, Huang Shang, as a new official, first visited the horses of the Royal Horse Supervisor.
There are thousands of Pegasus horses, which are enshrined in various palaces and fostered by gods. Most of them are for viewing.
The names of these Pegasus are very strange, and they require pinyin. There are many kinds, but the number of each type is very rare, most of them only have two heads.
Among them, one male and one female are fine, at least they can reproduce offspring. It would be more embarrassing if both ends are male or both are female.
However, these two, all male and one female, came from the same family and were relatively close to each other. The male and the female did not like each other and would kick each other with their hooves when they met.
The difference between true love and reproduction is clear at a glance.
You must know that Pegasus is no better than a deity and will die. Most of its lifespans are only between five hundred years, which is very short. If they cannot give birth to offspring, they will only raise fewer and fewer offspring.
The petty officials were so worried that they stayed up day and night to nourish the horses. They worked hard and were obsessed with their work, and then many of them died.
Looking through the classics, although the six-eared macaque did not understand the words on it, Huang Shang could still understand the situation clearly through observation.
Bi Ma Wen is indeed not an easy job.
No wonder there have been no official officials, only officials.
Imagine that the gods came and asked, how is my horse? Bi Mawen replied, your horse is dead!
Who can do this?
However, he was not in a hurry. He stayed for a few days to become thoroughly familiar with the situation, and after a few more horses died, he walked out and inspected the pasture where the Pegasus was raised: "The place where you herd horses is the only place where horses are grazed.
Limited to here?”
The God of the Land said: "The little god is the land of Tianma Farm. It is indeed grazing here. The soil is fertile and the grass is tender and fresh. It ensures that Tianma will eat happily!"
Huang Shang shook his head: "It's useless to eat happily, no wonder I can't feed you. This place is too small. Pegasus likes to be free. If they are imprisoned here, they will be tired of life and have no vitality!"
The Earth God was stunned: "If we leave Tianma Chang again, where can we go?"
Huang Shang looked at the junction of heaven and human world, and a smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth: "Tianhe!"
The Earth God was shocked and said: "The Tianhe River is an important land, how can we allow our horses to ride on it?"
Huang Shang shrugged his shoulders: "From now on, when the gods come to collect the horse, you will tell them that your horse is dead!"
The God of Earth imagined the scene for a moment, then collapsed immediately, with runny nose and tears: "Exalted Immortal, you can't do this, that's the Nine Obsidian Stars, the Five Directions Generals, the Twenty-eight Constellations, the Twelve Yuan Chens, the universal stars, and the gods of the river and Han Dynasties.
, how can everything be dead?"
"So in order to prevent the immortals from dying, I went to Tianhe to graze!"
When the new official took office, Huang Shang set the first fire: