Chapter 69 Fairy Chang'e wants me to confess? The love and mind battle of the gods
"Keep your face like this, maybe you can catch Fairy Chang'e!"
After hearing these heartfelt words, Huang Shang looked at Tianpeng with admiration.
What a thick skin!
Tianpeng suddenly smiled like Ma Dehua: "Then I accept your good advice!"
Huang Shang couldn't hold back and turned his hands over the flowers: "You idiot, do you really believe this? Haha, let alone Fairy Chang'e's hearing and eyesight, how can we get married in the Heavenly Palace?"
Tianpeng's old face darkened at first, and then became firm again: "General, I don't need to propose marriage, as long as Fairy Chang'e is fine!"
Huang Shang: "..."
You are really a fucking talent.
Even if you are such a scumbag, you can say it in such an affectionate tone.
But this really got him interested. He jumped up, came to Canopy, and pushed this guy's arm: "Idiot, what are you going to do? It will make me happy!"
Tianpeng took a deep breath, and actually revealed his pursuit plan: "I am going to say hello every day, be extremely caring, ask for warmth, and touch the lonely heart of the fairy..."
"Are you there? What are you doing? Drink more hot water?"
Huang Shang distilled the pursuit plan into eight words and was speechless.
So innocent!
If you can succeed like this, I will memorize all the names of Pegasus immediately!
"Brother Monkey... No, Brother Monkey, you came from the lower world. Since you are the Monkey King, you probably have three palaces and six courtyards in the monkey group. You are rich in experience. Can you teach me?"
Tianpeng was angry at first for this undoubted slight, but soon he adjusted his mentality and asked for advice.
Just as the beggar envied the emperor's delicacies, and the emperor envied the beggar's freedom, Tianpeng now also envied Huang Shang and other lower-world creatures, who were well-informed and could turn three disasters into magical powers. Presumably, a small love would not be a problem.
If he is allowed to take action, Fairy Chang'e will definitely discover the strengths of this general and look forward to his confession.
"Fairy Chang'e wants me to confess my love? ~ Fairies' love brain battle ~"
"You're afraid you've eaten too many peaches!"
Huang Shang affirmed Tianpeng's fighting spirit, but after taking a closer look at his appearance, no, in fact, he didn't need to take a closer look. He just took a quick glance and knew that Fairy Chang'e didn't like him.
Except for height, you don't need any makeup to play a big man.
Either Fairy Chang'e is blind, otherwise even if she keeps in touch, she will definitely have to take a bath for 365 days and 12 hours.
However, looking at Tianpeng's pitiful little eyes, Huang Shang, who was still preparing to rake with a nine-tooth nail, couldn't help but soften his heart. He opened his fingers and a strange wind emerged: "I, Sun, will help you!"
"Ji Feng?"
Tianpeng was shocked at first, thinking of the unbearable memory, but he soon understood: "Brother Monkey, do you want to use the wind to seduce your heart and see my marriage with Fairy Chang'e?"
Huang Shang nodded: "You can experience different developments and find a satisfactory choice."
Wind disaster is not actually used in this way, but Huang Shang has transformed into the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, and has witnessed with his own eyes the friendly daily life of the Chang'e fairies and the Jade Rabbit in Guanghan Palace, so he naturally has the conditions to simulate it.
"well!"
Tianpeng was overjoyed and sat down with his five hearts upward, and then the wind penetrated his eyebrows.
Suddenly, the black and red cloak behind him rustled, and his head twitched and shook crazily as if suffering from epilepsy, pulling out phantoms.
Huang Shang took this opportunity to understand the true influence of the wind disaster on the gods.
Immortals, gods and Buddhas all have obsessions, some are biased towards color, some are biased towards conduct, and some are to carry forward the Taoism.
True selflessness is difficult to achieve, so the wind that corresponds to human calamity is the most terrifying of the three disasters.
Of course, whether it's scary or not depends on the goal. The key is how much price you need to pay to break the opponent's state of mind.
If the price is too high, then why not use the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, or simply use the Ruyi Golden Cudgel to kill the opponent directly~
This is a magical method that tends to be auxiliary. Huang Shang wants to use it to target bombs, so he needs more practical experience to perfect it.
The canopy is undoubtedly an excellent object to use.
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Soon enough, with the help of the wind disaster, the canopy's head was completely adjusted to vibrating mode, and the expressions on his face were also ever-changing.
Huang Shang felt the extremely strong sea of emotions and the light of desire.
It has to be said that Daluo Tianxian is extraordinary. Even though he was rejected a thousand times, ten thousand times and one hundred thousand times, and was hit ten thousand times, one hundred thousand times and one million times, Tianpeng's mind was still very firm and he did not fall into it.
The trend of magic.
The key is that his emotions come and go quickly.
Mortals are troubled by seven emotions and six desires and cannot extricate themselves for a long time. Immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, but they are like dandruff. They disappear without a trace with a flick.
In order for their emotions to accumulate, Bi Feng disaster must also change accordingly, and even must cooperate with the power of Dinghai Shenzhen.
"When Dayu controlled floods, he used the method of dredging instead of blocking. He penetrated the sky and sewers and diverted the floods. Now, in order to prevent wind disasters, I have to seal the drains, let emotions accumulate, and completely break through the spiritual defense line!"
Once the principle is established, the next step is to keep trying.
Originally he didn't bother the two masters, but seeing that Tianpeng was so loyal to his beauty, Huang Shang couldn't bear to turn him into a lustful devil. He turned to the immortals in the stands who were cheering for their Pegasus and smiled.
meaning.
As a result, the noise at the racecourse quickly became louder.
Not to mention other things, even the Barefoot Immortal ignored his reserve and waved his fan, shouting for the Pegasus he had chosen: "Go! Go! Go!"
Of course, this is not a true breakthrough state of mind, but everything is on the right track.
What a holy land for cultivation!
"It's over...it's over..."
Seeing the horse racing round and round, Huang Shang was blowing his tune. Finally, the vibrations in the canopy slowed down, and he gasped for breath and opened his eyes.
Huang Shang looked over: "How?"
Canopy slowly gave a thumbs up: "I only succeeded once out of one hundred and twenty-nine thousand six hundred attempts!"
Huang Shang was moved: "Impossible!"
Canopy looked sad: "It's too few..."
Huang Shang hurriedly comforted: "No, I mean, it can really succeed? What kind of development is it? Tell me quickly!"
Tianpeng was suddenly startled, and finally couldn't suppress his sadness and cried out: "Fairy Chang'e is blind!"
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A few days later.
"Come here quickly!"
"Brother Monkey, this is against the law of heaven!"
"You don't even dare to violate Tianzhi, how dare you say you love her?"
"good!"
The two figures came to the Taiyin Star and looked up at Guanghan Palace.
The Taiyin star is located in the Milky Way, which is also known as the moon. It is also the foundation of the Guanghan Palace in the Thirty-Third Palace. It can be said to be the best angle to observe Guanghan Palace from here. It is equivalent to peeking up from the basement.
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Of course, it is still difficult to operate.
The main reason is that it cannot be discovered by the palace above.
Huang Shang's move also paved the way for him to observe the Jade Emperor on Miluo Star.
From easy to difficult, if it is impossible to observe the Guanghan Palace from the Taiyin Star, then it is even more difficult to observe the Jade Emperor from the Miluo Star.
"Fairy Chang'e, for the sake of your and my future, this general is here!"
Tianhe is Tianpeng's home field, so he is familiar with the road. He took the lead to go downstairs and looked up with his two big, dark eyes like copper bells.
However, this kind of sight was easily noticed by Taiyin Xingjun, the master of Guanghan Palace, so the canopy blended it into the silver-white beam of light.
This silver-white beam of light rose from the core of the Lunar Star, penetrated the void, and traveled to Guanghan Palace.
At first glance, it looks like a chopstick, with one end inserted into the Lunar Star and the other end against the Guanghan Palace.
Canopy's method is indeed exquisite.
"It's a pity that I can't deceive Lord Taiyin Star!"
Huang Shang met the kind old lady. Looking back at it at this time, he was also shocked by the other person's cultivation.
This kind of lord of the first palace not only responds to the stars, but is also used by the general trend of the thirty-three palaces. The bonus of strength is extremely terrifying. Although the monkey encounter in the original plot will not be to the extent that Tathagata Buddha played with the five-finger mountain in applause
, but they are also afraid of being suppressed.
Now that Marshal Tianpeng has moved his mortal heart, and he is not in the realm of great power, he still wants to act as a monster under the nose of Taiyin Star Lord. It is really too much.
Fortunately, he is here.
Huang Shang blew a breath, and the wind came out again.
This time, it was wrapped around the canopy body, and it instantly became empty and dark, without any fluctuations.
In this way, we can hide the truth from Taiyin Star Lord.
However, there were some minor problems.
"Hey, hey, why can't I see this general?"
Canopy was startled, and his eyes suddenly became dark.
Huang Shangdao: "Let me take a look for you first, so that you don't see what you shouldn't see!"
Tianpeng was about to cry but had no tears: "Brother Monkey, I just want to see something I shouldn't see..."
Huang Shangli ignored him, his eyes penetrated the lower floors of Guanghan Palace, and finally saw the scene inside the palace.
Not surprisingly, what caught my eye was the jade rabbit.
All of them were lying on their backs, their little feet were twitching, their mouths were crooked, and the silver bell-like laughter of the Chang'e fairies could be heard in the distance.
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However, Huang Shang noticed that these jade rabbits were disguised.
They seemed to be unconscious, but in fact the rabbit's tail was turning three times to the left and three times to the right, as if it was conveying some password.
After a while, the laughter over there stopped, and all the jade rabbits suddenly turned over, looked around warily, and then gathered in one place.
A group of rabbits had already gathered here, and they all looked at a jade rabbit with the whitest fur, the most beautiful one, and seemed to be good at singing and dancing.
Seeing that there was nothing he shouldn't see, Huang Shang restored the vision of the canopy. When he saw a group of jade rabbits, he was stunned for a moment, but soon became happy: "If you want to impress Fairy Chang'e, you must first impress her spiritual pet, the monkey."
Brother, do you think we should start with the Jade Rabbit?"
Huang Shangdao: "What a great idea. You really want Fairy Chang'e to have sex with you. I'm afraid you will look for opportunities from these jade rabbits and make Fairy Chang'e blind..."