Chapter 8 Yo, these little rabbits are quite useful
"Mine! It's mine!"
When the Holy Monk Evil King who had replaced Tang Seng was distressed, a fat body suddenly flew out of the group of Xian Dou. An evil pig grabbed the food, actually caught the Hydrangea in its mouth, spun it three and a half times in the air, and smashed it.
On the ground.
Boom!
A wave spread out, and all the Xian Dou people in the square staggered and fainted.
"Bajie?"
Sanzang was startled, anger appearing on his brows.
I clearly drew a circle, but this guy ran out in a blink of an eye. Do you think he is the master?
Why are you so disobedient? Don't you know there is danger outside?
"Sure enough, he came from Guanghan Palace!"
Bajie didn't care about these many things. He held the hydrangea in his mouth, pinched the pig's trotters again, and calculated the cause and effect. He was immediately sure and looked towards the colorful building.
"Where did the ugly, bad aunt and good deeds come from?"
Sister Yutu was even angrier than him. Her sleeve slipped, and a medicine pestle slipped from her sleeve.
This is the magic weapon in the original plot that can block the Ruyi Golden Cudgel!
Although the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, like Wukong, cannot be defeated by anyone, the poems recited when the weapon appeared on the stage proved its extraordinary power.
"Sister, I can't do it, I can't do it!"
Just when they saw that weapons were about to be used, a group of little rabbits rushed forward, hugging their legs and twisting their arms to stop the eldest sister's impulsive behavior.
Their days in Tianzhu were extremely happy. How could they be exposed because of an inexplicable guy?
Isn’t he just a prince-in-law who looks like a pig? Bear with me...
vomit!
Don’t tell me, this pig’s head looks so unique, I can’t stand it!
"Sister, if you use a deceitful trick and take back the hydrangea, won't it be solved?"
Xiao Huo, the personal maid, was the cleverest and suggested.
The final right of interpretation belongs to the organizer.
Later generations of merchants would call them experts.
"Okay! That's it!"
Sister Jade Rabbit reacted, twirled her fingers around her body, and the demonic energy rushed out, coming first and hitting the hydrangea.
Bajie was holding the hydrangea in his mouth fiercely. In order to ensure that everything was safe, his bite force was amazing. Unexpectedly, the jade rabbit spirit accidentally guarded the hydrangea and the hydrangea suddenly disappeared.
He was caught off guard, and as soon as his upper and lower lips touched, he heard a scream like a slaughtered pig, and two pig teeth burst out.
The monkey clapped his legs and laughed: "Idiot! Idiot!"
Sanzang sighed: "My Buddha is compassionate!"
Huang-o(n_n)o-Shang: "We are all part of the sutra transmission team. Is it really okay to take pleasure in others' misfortune?"
No matter what the friends did, the hydrangea disappeared from Bajie's mouth, jumped instantly, came directly to Huang Shang, and then sniffed and got into his sleeve.
"Huh? This ball..."
Huang Shang played with the hydrangea, raised his brows slightly, and smiled at the corners of his lips.
"Hit the monk! Hit the monk!"
At this moment, Tianzhu's virtuous beans finally reacted. Hundreds of eyes at the back looked over. Someone shouted: "Took his hydrangea!" "Ban! Ban!"
Hooray!
One by one they rushed over like vicious dogs, trying to snatch the hydrangea.
Huang Shang remained unmoved. The monkey grinned and used magical power to change. It grew to three feet tall in an instant, spitting out the fragrance: "Get out! Get out! Get out!"
"Monster!"
The sudden enlargement scared the shit out of these Asans. Even the rabbits on the colorful building were startled: "Sister, sis, how come this monk with a rough face and a loud mouth looks so familiar?"
"Hiss! Isn't this the Great Sage? No, it can't be so weak. It's just like a monkey. Don't scare yourself!"
Sister Jade Rabbit stared at the monkey for a while, then breathed a sigh of relief, put away the medicine pestle in her hand, and prepared to marry her beautiful husband.
"Boring!"
After a simple show of his face, all the wise men ran away with a roar, and the monkey returned to its original size. A group of beautiful palace maids from the Cailou came down, surrounded Master Sanwu, and said happily: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty!
!Please come to the court to congratulate me!"
"If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't catch the tiger's cubs. It's up to you, master!"
Sanzang has a vague feeling that his vitality has been taken away, but this kind of expansion is indeed more suitable for subduing demons.
If a fight breaks out in public, it will inevitably lead to rivers of blood and heavy casualties. But in the palace, as long as the king, queen and other high-ranking officials are protected, it will be much easier to fight monsters.
What's more, Sanzang is not sure whether all the fairies are here. If some of them are eliminated, there will be another part of the fairies hiding in the dark, and then the country of Tianzhu will be in danger.
He has lived for such a long time, so of course he will not be as impulsive and irritable as a young man. He must have considered all kinds of emergencies and then used a thunderous blow to subdue demons.
So when the hydrangea was thrown over before, Sanzang was ready to catch it.
Unexpectedly, the target was not him.
A little bit embarrassed.
"Da Shi, Mu Bang Bang, let me do it!"
Compared to Sanzang's little embarrassment, Bajie rushed over anxiously and made a request regardless of his leaky front teeth.
"Speak slowly! Speak slowly!"
Huang Shang felt strange when he saw Bajie jumping out before.
Although Bajie is a little ugly, a little lustful, a little greasy, and a little clever, he is still a good monk on the whole, and he will not be so vicious to a Jade Rabbit Spirit.
By the way, Jade Rabbit...Guanghan Palace...
Could it be related to Fairy Chang'e?
Huang Shang was busy with major events in the world and no longer paid attention to Bajie's love life. Looking at it now, it seems that there is something hidden?
As expected, Bajie wiped away his sad tears, healed his front teeth, and began to tell a story about the past that he couldn't bear to look back on: "Master, don't look at me like this, in fact, in my previous life, I was Marshal Tianpeng, handsome, charming, and no longer a master.
It’s only a little bit worse than the master!”
Huang Shang: "..."
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Bajie sniffled, and then continued: "A male god like me naturally attracts the pursuit of female fairies. The Chang'e fairies in Guanghan Palace coveted my beauty. Among them, Fairy Cui'e pursued me the most fiercely. For a moment, I
You are confused and you have made the same mistake that all the male idols in the world make!"
Huang Shang: "..."
Fairy Cui'e is confused!
Bajie paused, his face full of sadness: "But she didn't know why, she suddenly reported me, and the Jade Emperor demoted me to the mortal world, and I became like this. My handsome face was not preserved, I must ask for it.
, I can’t stand her in any way!”
Huang Shang understood.
This world is not that Tianpeng went to Guanghan Palace to commit suicide after being drunk, but that Fairy Cui'e was blind and really got along with Tianpeng.
There was some contribution from him, but I can tell my conscience that I really didn’t mean to be a matchmaker.
But to be fair, although Marshal Tianpeng is a bit ugly, a bit rough, and a bit rough, he is still a good general. If he truly loves each other, it will be a miracle.
It's a pity that according to what Bajie meant, Fairy Cui'e regained her sight one day and reported Tianpeng, so this person was demoted to the lower world?
Is this too much?
Huang Shang already understood, but he still wanted to ask: "What did your previous life have to do with this Princess Tianzhu?"
Bajie said: "To be honest, Master, these fairies have extraordinary origins. They should be the jade rabbits from Guanghan Palace who descended to earth. I want to ask them what Cui'e said about me after she returned to the palace. You must ask!"
Huang Shang nodded slightly and said nothing more.
This is approval.
"Thank you, Master!"
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed and transformed into a fat pig-nosed mosquito. He buzzed and flew to the side. At the same time, he said to Sanzang: "Master, I will follow Master Sanwu into the palace. I will pass on any news to you right away!"
"Bajie...Okay, you act according to the circumstances!"
Sanzang was a little helpless, so he gave a brief word of concern, and without any hesitation, he led the monkey towards the palace.
Get ready to slay the demon!
Huang Shang and the rabbits headed towards the colorful building.
A seven-series chariot, a special vehicle for the princess, has been placed below the colorful building.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit walked downstairs, pretending to be shy, gently raised her little feet, stretched out her hand to hold his sleeve, and climbed into the chariot with him.
Huang Shang sat on it and found that the cushion was quite soft, but there were a few radishes placed next to it, which was used as a blindfold to cover it up, which was quite unconventional.
Of course, ordinary people can't see this at all. What they see is a tender princess. She has become the luckiest man in the world. Who knows that the princess is crossing her legs, gnawing a carrot, humming a tune, and posing
Follow the instructions and turn towards the door.
It is a national event for a princess to throw a hydrangea ball to choose a son-in-law. As soon as it is known, the people here are still slowly returning to the palace, and the news has been announced over there.
A group of "Hocha", the eunuchs from Tianzhu, hurriedly entered the palace and reported: "Grandpa, the princess has returned to the palace with a monk!"
When the king's grandfather heard this, his face suddenly darkened: "Why did you hit a monk?"
This princess is his heart and soul. She has been his treasure since she was a child. Perhaps she is too doting and has always had her eyes set above her head and refuses to get married. Now that she is over twenty, she looks like an old girl, so she chose this unreliable hydrangea.
The method of son-in-law.
Something happened now.
Those monks either work endlessly in the temple and have fat heads and big ears, or they travel around the world and are as skinny as firewood. How can they be worthy of the princess?
As a personal eunuch, Hoxha was the best at figuring out the king's thoughts. He quickly smiled and said: "Grandpa, don't worry, this prince-in-law looks like a heavenly being. I am afraid that he and the princess are destined to meet each other in this life."
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"Then I want to meet you!"
After hearing the description, the king was dubious and urged to come and see him quickly.
Half an hour later, Bao Chaan entered the palace gate, and two figures walked down hand in hand.
"God! God!"
The king just glanced at it and couldn't help but hold his breath.
Not only his appearance was extraordinary, but there was also an indescribable temperament in this monk's movements, which gave him the feeling that a holy monk was here and that his family and country were blessed.
"Are the Qi and numbers swallowing each other?"
But in Huang Shang's eyes, he saw a Ganges River flowing over the head of the King of Tianzhu.
Just as the five-clawed golden dragon is to the orthodox dynasty of the Central Plains, it is also the embodiment of the national destiny of Tianzhu.
Similarly, being able to clearly see the destiny of the country means that he can do things to the destiny of the country that are inappropriate for a king.
This is the emperor meeting the king.
The Evil King is the founder of a country, and he has his own founding spirit. In this world, he can only not compare with the orthodox dynasties of the human race, but small countries like Xiniu Hezhou can directly suppress them and have the opportunity to devour them.
The most terrifying thing is that the King of Tianzhu knows nothing about it and is still happy.
When a truly strong person stands in front of a weak person, the weak person does not even have the right to be afraid and can only feel honored.
This is also one of the advantages of Tianjiao. It can swallow the special energy of different worlds and has stronger growth potential than reincarnations.
"It's a small country, but if you swallow it, it will stain my purity. I won't take it!"
Huang Shang glanced at it and lost interest. However, the King of Tianzhu did not know his royal power. He walked in front of the gate of hell and entertained him warmly, like a father-in-law who was about to go hiking with his son-in-law.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit was used to being pampered by this slave girl, so she didn't think it was a big deal and sat down to have a banquet.
Huang Shang kept chatting with the king and queen, while watching the pig-headed mosquitoes flying around.
In order to find the answer to being dumped, Bajie worked hard. He flew around and explored the inside and outside of the palace, including Jade Rabbit's headquarters and their alchemy furnace.
Yes, these little rabbits are actually making alchemy.
Yo!
Quite useful!
Huang Shang was very pleased.
He likes the hard-working demon clan the most.
For example, the demons in the Fairy Sword World are living very well in their residence.
Most of those monsters are blacksmiths and are not good at elixirs.
In comparison, the core cultivation method of Journey to the West is Alchemy. Jade Rabbit Spirit also specializes in making medicine in Guanghan Palace and is an expert in this field.
Well, it's boring to follow Lord Taiyin back to Guanghan Palace. The Imperial City is the real big family!
The Jade Rabbit Spirit didn't know that this cheap prince-in-law was preparing to give them a chance to shine. Seeing that the relationship between her son-in-law and father-in-law was so harmonious, she immediately felt even happier.
After fooling around with all the major events in life, she could eat, drink, have fun, sing and dance in Tianzhu Kingdom again, and Huang Shang became more and more pleasing to her eyes.
When he was full of wine and food, he took him with him, chattering and flipping his rabbit's mouth up and down all the way, talking about how good Tianzhu was and how bad Buddhism was, and told him to stay and be his consort with peace of mind.
When they returned to the princess's palace, the Jade Rabbit Spirit waved her hand, and the excited rabbits cheered and started dancing.
The rabbits were strangers to outsiders, but they were very familiar with their eldest sister's grandfather's son-in-law, and even came over to invite him to dance.
"Why is there no 'Who sent you to me'?"
Seeing the graceful figures flying in the crowd, but missing the soul music, Huang Shang felt that something was missing, so he kindly taught them a healing and heartwarming nursery rhyme.
It's not "Little rabbit, be good, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in", that is too inappropriate.
It is "In the blue sky and the Milky Way, there is a small white boat with an osmanthus tree on the boat and a white rabbit playing..."
The lyrics not only match the rabbits who were born in Guanghan Palace, but also the family story behind it. The rabbits like it very much. When preparing to dance in the future, they will use this song as the background music. The picture must be very beautiful.
"Master, all the fairies are here!"
"good!"
But at this moment, the red cassock suddenly rose and placed a barrier around the princess's palace.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit was caught off guard. He didn't even have a chance to destroy the barrier, so he was separated inside and outside. Looking up, he saw the naked upper body of Sanzang stepping on his cassock. The mighty dragon was flying in the sky. His eyes were piercing. King Ming subdued the demon: "Bold monster."
, how dare you replace the princess and cause trouble in the palace, why don’t you reveal your true colors soon!”